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[quote author=~vicky~]Yes na who no wan their yansh. Abeg O P post anoda yansh or yanshes.

Homar bring evidence(like bring marriage certificate or u answer de questions de house we will ask u about ur said wife.) dat vicky is ur wife b4 we can support your motion. Case adjorned till 8:00pm

Series22: Mr speaker.. D freedom of Garrri Bill(FOG) has been on d floor of dis honourable house 4 long, it is hightime d bill is passed and sent 2 d executive(seun) 4 signing. D Garrri Industrial Bill(GIB) sponsord by d executive shal not see d light of d day if d FOG bill is not signed.. Infact d GIB Is dead on arrival.. Honourable collegues, pls support(like) dis motion of mine..Tnk u Mr speaker, i rest my case

seconded

seunfly: Why una lyke 2 dey do lie lie promo lyke MTN Aeroplane Haaabaa!, i comot house for 1:35am midnigth just because of una promo only to see the toilet don full, now how i wan waka go back 2 my house go shit 4 my toilet as the thing don hold me. YEPAA

oh sorry o. But de promo na from weekend. Plans have been made to reduce de shitting traffic. Thanks

PretiEbony: carry your yeye promo go jhor!. I no longer use public toilet.

wow am happy for u dat U NO LONGER USE PUBLIC TOILET. But even if not to come and shitt, just come cos some men petronise me cos of u.

pls follow NL lets ask Seun to unrestrict de movement of Garri

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Ebamma really wants to win promo o o is being long he is viewing dis topic.

wow . . dis pic make sence o o. Mercy johnson breasst big pass minaj Own.

larride: Madness can always be cured.

not all madness can be cured. Na only madness cursed by weed can be cured(@times o o)

is true dat Am always wit my phone but dat doesnt mean I cant do witout it. And even to all of u who says de cant do witout their phones.
If somebody put a bet on u not press ur phone a day, walahi u will do it confortablly.

Ajibel: *screams*


[size=20pt]ODOUR[/size] [size=16pt]ODOUR[/size] ODOUR ODOUR


sorry i meant ORDER

hahahahahahahahaha dont mind dem na de mess put odour for ur mouth instead of order.

De house of parliament has turned to house of .................

bunmioguns: *Clears throat and speaks to himself*. . . Dem go sabi me wella for dis toilet 2nyt..dis beans is really working mehn.......i must sh.it abt 6 times tonyt.....

*farts twice*

bunmi dis one u ve been coming to de toilet since today esp dis nyt, I hope is not cos of de promo cos de promo will start on weekend o o o.
And our automatic fart detector detected u farted in de toilet. Please becareful to avoid embarassment.
*bunmi frown his face and left*

bin gbagbo: erm. . .i am bringing 500 chamber pots to the site tommorrow, to sort out the shittzing traffic. . .but those that will use the chambèr pots must pay twice the normal fèe. . .

@ larride, if we ever catch you here again èeh, u go chop ur shittz

Ok bin noted.
dont mind larride he will still come he is used to public toilet.
Even her girl prettyE is still coming so he has many reasons to come even if not to shitt but to peep her.

Asaba man: When did this start? because i was there 4 good tyms 2day and no discount.

de promo will start on weekend.

Thank God I was not included in de fight. i will watch and bet.

bin gbagbo: * does sign of cross *

my business is fluorishing!!

A gud manager knows wat to do wit small business.

@bin we really need to extend the toilet, dis days customers always be on queue. But Thank God i control dem well, despite deir frown faces wen shitt hold dem.

bin gbagbo: abeg hon members, i wan shittz!!, make una show me the toilet [

asking where to shitt, it shows u re new in dis parliament and u re asking us to submit our report. hon Members wat did u think?

larride: I don get my own toilet.

Public or private? i know one day u will still come around cos u re used to public toilet.

I go save de baby den carry am cover de baby producer and jeje collect my towel. Gaskia

Order!!!

Hon. colleague, I have a motion in dis house, and i want my fellow learned colleague to see to it.

Here is de motion, the Moderator in dis section re they spiritual? For long now i ve not read deir post. Esp Ben 10. Or did he went to Moderators course? Just asking.

De management of Bin gbagbo Public toilet is rewarding their customer dis weekend.
Shi.t twice and get one free.
All de old and new customers re invited.

Sign Management
Jojo Armani Manager

for de new ones dat doesnt know about de public toilet shitiing rate call de manager for details. Thanks

larride: Hon members of this senate house. Hon bunmi and hon mugolo has both been disturbing this peaceful hearing which we have in the house. I'm moving a motion forward to suspend both honorable ministers for peace to reign. The ANJP (All Nairaland Jokers Party) is representing the views of this section. Peace must reign.

u re right but lets pardon dem.
Hon. bunmi and mugolo go and sin no more ur sins have been forgiven.

[quote author=~vicky~]HONORABLE VICKY[/quote]Ok dear. Any motion?

larride: Jojo, how U̶̲̥̅ dey now? How the toilet biz

Is going on fine. More new shitters and de old once like u are not coming often.
i know u like promo wella after since u won de last promo, u hadly come around. Anyway anoda promo dis weekend shi.t twice and get One free.

Order! Hon colleagues.

please dis a senate house of deJoke section, mind de kind abusive word u use here. If u want to say anytin, say it accordingly like u re in a parliament house.

[quote author=~vicky~]Honorable VICKY reporting for duty [/quote]Vicky re u an Hon member of dis parliament or a reporter (jonalist)?

dopeJemi: heheheheheheheheh, fank u sir

u re welcome. And again pls mind how u laugh if u re in de toilet to avoid fartin unnecesary inside de toilet cos is not part de promo u won. If u do, I have automatic Fart detector machine. So respect ur self

Ajibel: then why do u think i'm in this section

Ask google. If u still ve Kilo bites. Smh.....

just confirmed it now from goal.com is zenit.
@op change ur headline

etunoman76: Some confusion here, the topic says PSG bought him, but the story is telling us Zenit, na which one?

U just talk as if u re in my mind.

bunmioguns: hon. Jojo armani, yesterday, i heard dt hon mogulo shit for inside boxer yesterday before getting to d toilet nd dis news had circulated thruout the media.... Pls hw true is dis report....d other hon wld like to hear frm u
i also heard that rumour oo!. is that true?

[quote author=bin gbagbo]Yes is true. Despite all my effort to stop de rumour from spreading yet it does. But i believed de news spead cos of de way de poo was smelling. I didnt even know wat he ate.

i applied all de air fresher in toilet yet. De Guy really spoiled market for me. I had to apply external cleaners.

Order! Order!! Order!!!

pls Hon colleagues please warm him to abour messing up de toilet again.

Ajibel: how is dis supposed to mek someone laff

is not to make u laff. Moreova must u laugh.