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Jokes EtcRe: If "SEX" Was Part Of The Games In The ongoing Olympic Games In London by JojoArmani(m): 8:02am On Aug 16, 2012
*clear throat*
Science/TechnologyRe: How Much Electricity Do You Actually Consume? by JojoArmani(m): 7:58am On Aug 16, 2012
@Op gud work. Keep it up
SportsRe: I Will Compete In The Next Olympics by JojoArmani(m): 11:26pm On Aug 10, 2012
hahahahahahahahhahahaha very funny thread. Afam u neva go Olympics but u wan break Usian Bolt records.

u for choose anoda sports Like Pinging, 2going, Kidnapping or even bombing dan athletics,Lolz. . .. Ogugua even looks more serious dan u.
Thanks for making my day wit dis funny thread
RomanceRe: 10 Skills That Impress A Woman. by JojoArmani(op): 11:13pm On Aug 10, 2012
klaus3011: what the hell is going on here....
who de hell are u asking
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2012/2013 by JojoArmani(m): 8:47pm On Aug 10, 2012
muki pls give me de code (code me pls)Lolz....
RomanceRe: 10 Skills That Impress A Woman. by JojoArmani(op): 7:10pm On Aug 10, 2012
190-the-clown:
I'm not gay
Neither Am I. hahahahahahahahaha
RomanceRe: 10 Skills That Impress A Woman. by JojoArmani(op): 12:34pm On Aug 08, 2012
190: yield i speak 4 different languages

can i prove it to you smiley
which languages can u speak. prove it. Lets hear it
PoliticsRe: Beggars Storm Lagos Assembly Over Removal From Roads by JojoArmani(m): 7:37pm On Aug 07, 2012
cant stop laughing @dis. they even have secretary.
RomanceRe: 10 Skills That Impress A Woman. by JojoArmani(op): 3:23pm On Aug 07, 2012
honeric01: Nice one..

I really need to perfect my instrument playing skills.
pcicero: because of women? Na wa o!
hahahahahahahahahahahah cant stop laughin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Santi Cazorla Signs For Arsenal by JojoArmani(m): 1:27pm On Aug 07, 2012
Gud signing by gunners. Maybe anoda reason for me to be watching arsenal's matches. i like dat guy though am an arsenal fan.
forza Juve, The Bianconeri (Old Ladies)
RomanceRe: 10 Skills That Impress A Woman. by JojoArmani(op):
@Mynd44. Thank God am used to ur beaf. anyway welcome back from . . . . . . . .
Romance10 Skills That Impress A Woman. by JojoArmani(op): 2:24pm On Aug 06, 2012
Lifestyle magazines and websites
occasionally publish surveys in which
women explain what attracts them to
certain men. These start to get infuriating because of their baffling contradictions:Some women stress the importance of emotional, doting men, while others insist it's a turn-on for a man to be independent and cavalier. They respond, in other words, with a range of entirely contradictory answers. This isn't all that hard to understand. The truth is that women's interests and desires span the full spectrum of masculinity; they're different for every woman, and it's hard to concentrate what all women want into one or two skills guaranteed to impress every one of them. There are some safe bets, though,
skills that are alternately staples of
manliness and indicators of your softer
side, which demonstrate that you're a complex and well-rounded guy. Some
take no real skill and require only effort, while others are harder to pick up later in life, but none are impossible if you're willing to try adopting them.

No.10 Speaking Other Languages Difficulty to acquire: 8/10 Certainly the hardest skill on this list to
pick pick up as an adult, speaking a
foreign language is a sign either of
dedication (that you've taken the time
and effort to learn) or of worldliness, and women will be intrigued by both of those, particularly if you don't flaunt the ability and just let it come up at the right moment. Obviously you're not going to learn a language overnight, but the resources are endless -- you only need to supply the time.

No.9 Playing An Instrument Difficulty to acquire: 7/10 For starters, playing an instrument well is just an impressive ability, period. It speaks volumes, to men and women alike, about your character. On the other
hand, where another man might just
respect your ability to master what is, for most people, not an easy skill, women will equate your ability to play an instrument with a poetic sensibility they might not otherwise have recognized in you.

No.8 Fixing A Car Difficulty to acquire: 6/10 Learning how to fix a car will probably seem daunting if engines have mystified you up until this point, but luckily you don't really need to know much. The objective is to understand enough that you maintain your car correctly and can actually diagnose car troubles (particularly in the company of a woman) instead of just opening the hood and looking puzzled. Besides, knowing the basics will make you seem like less of a rube to dishonest mechanics.

No.7 Dancing
Difficulty to acquire: 4/10 If there's one way to demonstrate that you're confident, easygoing and approachable all at once, it's dancing. On the surface, dancing is pretty
straightforward, and there's certainly
nothing hard about it -- you're moving
your body rhythmically, and how you're
doing it isn't too important. The hangup here is feeling that you're too uncoordinated or too shy to try, in which case it may seem daunting.

No.6 Cooking
Difficulty to acquire: 3/10 You don't have to take classes or start
shopping for expensive cookware -- just start small. Every woman, everywhere, is just a little bit pleasantly surprised to discover that a man can cook, actually wants to cook and seems to genuinely know what he's doing, so begin by perfecting a handful of recipes. The bonus here is that you'll soon be eating better
and tastier food yourself. Once you've
mastered a few classics (like making the perfect steak and some side dishes), expand your repertoire as you see fit.

No.5 Athletics
Difficulty to acquire: 6/10 As much as women want you to have an
emotional, sensitive side, they still want you to be a man, and playing a tough, physically demanding sport is about as masculine as it gets. Bragging about your golf game might impress your coworkers, but it doesn't have quite the same impact to a woman as boxing, football or some other high-intensity, testosterone-fueled activity.

No.4 Handyman Skills
Difficulty to acquire: 4/10 This broad category covers everything a man can reasonably be expected to do in
maintaining a home and doing basic
repairs; none of this stuff is as
complicated as working with a car, and it mostly comes down to having the right tools for the job and being willing to get your hands dirty. There's virtually nothing the internet can't tell you how to fix, but it's no less impressive to a woman when
you can be relied upon for all those repairs.

No.3 Bedroom Skills
Difficulty to acquire: 6/10 Sex is important, even if not for its own
sake, then because women often read
into it emotionally and assign it its own relevance as an indicator of how you feel about them.

No.2 Style And Grooming
Difficulty to Acquire: 2/10 Every guy has his own personal style, but there's a thin line between hipster carelessness and looking like a slob. It's better to stay a comfortable distance on the clean-cut side of that line. There's
nothing difficult or even time-consuming about good grooming, but women often complain that men simply don't bother to take care of their appearances, and the only excuse to let yourself go completely
is laziness.

No.1 Conversation
Difficulty to acquire: 6/10 Though it might not strike you as much of a skill when you're shooting the bull with
friends, conversation with women -- in whom you're interested and whom you don't know well -- is a skill, and one that takes some practice. Listening and actually paying attention becomes infinitely more important. You want to come across as both confident and empathetic, which is something of a balancing act. Being able to explain and adequately express yourself, though, can
easily cover for lacking any of these other skills, which is why it's so crucial.
http://m.askmen.com/grooming/project/top-10-skills-that-impress-women.html
BusinessRe: Counting Your Money At The ATM: Why? by JojoArmani(m): 2:23pm On Aug 05, 2012
Basic: If we all share your kind of mindset, we'll all check soft drinks for dirts after buying them before drinking them, we'll all request to see how neat Mr Biggs kitchens are before buying from them, we'll all check that each page of a brand new dictionary is intact before leaving the bookshop, in fact, when we receive a delivery report after sending a text message, we'll still call the recipients to confirm, when our car fuel meters indicate low fuel, we'll still dip a long tiny stick in the tank to confirm...
Stop thinking like the early man!
seconded.
Jokes EtcRe: Things you cant belive you have never done by JojoArmani(m): 10:37am On Aug 05, 2012
i-smoke-weed:
Since birth I have never gone a full 24hrs without weed
hahahahaha Which type of weed? nigerian weed or jamaican weed?
RomanceRe: What Types Of Car(s) Would You Like Your Other To Buy For You As X-mas Present? by JojoArmani(m): 5:47am On Aug 05, 2012
@poster I just check de whole auto dealers,dey said de Lexus red colour is no longer avaliable. Do u care for Green white green colourhuh?
RomanceRe: How Can She Know Her Life Partner,when She Meet One. by JojoArmani(m): 5:38am On Aug 05, 2012
From wat u wrote it seems he is gud, moreova u know him better dan we do, if drinkin is de reason u think he is not de right man for u. i think u re wrong. As u said u re a born again, drinkin 1 or 2 bottles is not a sin. or is he a drunkard?
If u like him Go 4 him. Follow ur heart.
RomanceRe: What Types Of Car(s) Would You Like Your Other To Buy For You As X-mas Present? by JojoArmani(m):
Mum: Ileke-Ide wake up, wake up, wake up na a a. Come and wash plate

Ileke-Ide: O o o o Mum why did u wake me up now na. (talks to herself. Chei so dis is a dream) smh. . .
Jokes EtcRe: Things you cant belive you have never done by JojoArmani(m): 5:13am On Aug 05, 2012
maybe de drink looks like water. It might be soda water,
moreova sapele water no be water. No be so?
RomanceRe: Who's Dat Nairaland DAMSEL U Hear Her Name N U Tink Wil B A Pretty, Hot Chick? by JojoArmani(m): 5:09am On Aug 05, 2012
still subscribing**** all de girls here get mouth eapecially idowu, sorry but is tru.
RomanceRe: What A Complicated Life by JojoArmani(m): 4:49am On Aug 05, 2012
sleep off. . .. . . . . . . . .

pls wats de name of dis film, tell me, let me watch dan readin it here. Hope is not seasonal movie.
RomanceRe: What Types Of Car(s) Would You Like Your Other To Buy For You As X-mas Present? by JojoArmani(m): 4:43am On Aug 05, 2012
***Subscribing***
Jokes EtcRe: The Mafia Godfather And The Bookkeeper by JojoArmani(m): 4:40am On Aug 05, 2012
dis lawyers self........ nice joke man
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Off, The Elderly Lady And The Manager by JojoArmani(m): 4:34am On Aug 05, 2012
Nice 1 man, ur joke make sence.
Jokes EtcRe: Things you cant belive you have never done by JojoArmani(m): 4:23am On Aug 05, 2012
I dey feel shy to say dis but pls dont laugh @ me
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since way dey born me I neva teste Water na only juice and wine i dey take.
RomanceRe: Romantic Names For Your Lover/Spouse? by JojoArmani(m): 3:20am On Aug 05, 2012
knockturnal: 4get about all these 'run of the mill' pet names. Try being creative. Why not try using abbreviations. I call my girl 'MEL'(my everlasting love).
@Op seconded try being creative. Since u love pet names. Try creating one, by using his/her name. More sweeter words to use. My girl's name is Ifeoma, so I call her Ifeomachukwumelum (God tin de Lord did for me) she love de name die.
PoliticsRe: Multiple Explosions Rock Maiduguri by JojoArmani(m): 7:21pm On Aug 04, 2012
Na wa for dis country, slowly turning into war Zone. May God help us all
RomanceRe: How Do I Get This Girl by JojoArmani(m): 2:22pm On Aug 04, 2012
@op from de way u sound shows dat u love her very well.

But maybe from de way u approach her on de first day made her to hate u and everytin about u.

i suggest u let de love tin be and try being a gud friend to her first. Spending on her doesnt make her to love u. But make sure ur calls dont become disturbance to her.
RomanceRe: For The Ladies.... by JojoArmani(m): 9:41am On Aug 04, 2012
DicksonDonny: You may see d guys as cheaters,liers,suckers,even evil,or whatever,but sometimes,it is only fair to examine urself,base on some expectations u may have not really lived up to. When two people are so close,words may be said,or used that where not intended 2hurt,yet they do. Have u ever thought of cooking 4ur man,always dress d bed each time u visit him,possibly buy him a nice top,even if its just twice in a year,have u really felt so free to confide in him,discuss ur challenges with him,have u really made him know ur real person,how long can u really hide urself from himhuh? You may shout at him when he does wrong,insult him in the present of his friends,and do more...at d end of d day,u may have realised that d best way to fight ur date,is by showing him love,u may really feel sorry after noticing dat,and approach him to pardon u,of course,he may forgive u,but d truth is that, he will definitly see u as a different person entirely. [b]Now d difference is this; it is easier for him to always take u back,especially when he has already gotten married to u, But it may be more difficult for him to accept u back,especially when u guys are just ''dates''. The reason is this; men may accept living with any mistakes they may have made in d past,atleast to protect their reputation, But a guy may want to prevent any mistake against d future.[/b]You may see this from a different angle, but atleast, you should give a man d honour, even when u are d bread winner in anyway, always learn to make him ur Lord, so u may be his Queen. The feelings we feel can never be controlled by us, thats why u may love someone so much, without knowing why, and also, u may try ur best to love someone who has done much for u, but it wont work. It shows one thing; someone greater than us controls our feelings, and not we. When we are not careful, d feelings will be taken away, and even when u try to take revenge, u may just end up fighting a power greater dan u. Love has great meaning, and our logic may never be enough to explain it.
man u try wella. i so like de Bolded one.
Jokes EtcWorld Most Funny And Bizarre Facts by JojoArmani(op): 8:36pm On Aug 02, 2012
This are the World Most Funny & Bizarre
Facts, Go through them and learn!!
1. Coca-Cola was originally green

2. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with i.e A nd A

3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue

4. There are 2 credit cards for every person in the United States

5. you can't kill yourself by holding your
breathe

6. It's impossible to lick your elbow (Stop Smiling, Its very funny).

7.when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond

8.It's physically impossible forpigs to look up into the sky

9. If you sneeze too hard,you can fracture a rib,If you try to suppress a sneeze,you can rupture a blood vessel inyour head or neck and Die

10. what do bullet proof vests,fire
escapes,winshie ld wipers and laser
printers all have in common?--All invented by women!!

12. The only food that doesn't spoil is Honey

13. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out

14. A snail can sleep for 3 years

15. All polar bears are left handed

16. Butterflies taste with theirfeet

17. Elephants are the only animals that
can't Jump

18. On average,people fear spiders than they do fear Death

19. Electric Chair was invented by a Dentist

20. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand

21. The ants always falls over on its right side when intoxicated

22. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18
months, 2 rats could have over million
descendants

23.Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times

24. The cigarette lighter was invented
before the match (Matches used in makingFire)

25. Most lipsticks contains fish scales

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