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PretiEbony: u're madt

me madt? U re madnessesss

BIGVAJINA: how much is watery poo?

How many mins does it take u to do such watery poo. We charge by mins. (pay as u shi.t)

seems customers go dey wella today o o o. Make I go prepare wella.
please Bigvagi.navajina come with ur friends and ur family. De bigger de people u come wit de lesser de price.
Sunday Promo

BIGVAJINA:

how much,,?

it depends on wat else u want to do in de toilet, how many mins u want to spend inside de toilet, and wat type of sh.it u want to Sh.it.

So start all u want to do?

sutoboy: *Arrest by Holy Ghost and Lagusta repent and return the money to me on the Alter*Rush to deposit it*

*******Praise The Lord*********

I just saw de deposit slip dat sutoboy deposited is N115
so cos dis money u guys are fighting. poor dudes. dont worry I will give each of u dat fought for de money N200.
****Praise de Lord****
God has answered ur prayer

nice Joke, Even though de poster above me say na copycopy me dey laughlaugh. U try wellwell

Yes. If am hungary
have u ever killed a mosquito? (murderer)

larride: JoJo, I dey tell you now ooo, I fit make bin sack you ooo, take ya time and just enjoy your time.

sack ke. He is enjoying it having me as his staff unlike u.moreova I didnt apply like u, mine is by appointment. Apply again cos I will soon resign.

Yes I fear de police more dan armed roba
Are u an armed roba?

hahahahhahahahahahhaha dats a very sad story. Me likey

Nooo. Do u have gun?

larride: ****shouting**** me gay? Mr Bin or whatever you call yourself, I go use shittz destory these toilet. City pig...nonsense

truth dey pain. Why u dey waste much time in de toilet weneva ur ggay partner is around. Secondly why u dey always wait for dat extreme toilet (room 4)?

bin gbagbo: what exactly do they wanna smoke here??

All de smokeable

bin gbagbo: yeah, collect extra money. .. and then lock them up overnight!!! dem go learn sense. By the way, how is market today?

Is being going fine but smokers re seriously disturbing me dat dey want to smoke inside de toilet.

bin gbagbo: jojo, you have my full support and blessings, but please stay away from thatt larride, he is ggay!!. . .i caught him and bushy anus in toilet room 4 last week

**Shouting** I noticed it. Dis is why he always wait for dat Room 4 cos is @ de edge. Dey usually spend more dan expected time. Thanks for telling me.
But since de toilet is opened to make money should I collect extra money from dem since dey re using de toilet for extra tin

Hmmmmm . . . . . . Me new attendant? Please analyse my work for me.

larride: Who dey here? I wan shit

seems de attendant is sleeping just shit comot. Remember no farting.

BIN ur type of joke always keeps me busy. U dey try jare. Me likey.
And thanks for all those who made de thread alive. Keep it up.

O o o why did I click dis, i was even having double mind b4 i clicked it. Hay dis guy just waste my time

PretiEbony: Hey! come back here Mr. Larride... Why do you lyk farting unecessarily.?.??

U see why I ask u to go meet him so dat he will teach u how to fart..

Is gud to Look Gud. They dress to impress them selves and their husband. Some men like me appreciate it wen their woman looks gud.
And to ladies keep looking gud after marriage, maybe your dressing increases ur husband love for u for him to propose.

PretiEbony: then its really a goodnews...lemme go and learn how to fart


hoping to be the winner

ask Larride to teach u. he is gud in it.
But pls dont tell him I tell u o o o

Nice Joke man. Me Likey

We pray to see de international stadium. Is better said dan done

For my area, Light don increase wella.Me self dey reason to dey watch seasonal film now. GEJ carry on

bin gbagbo: abeg, i am very sorry for what happened, i was drunk, pulease forgive i.

hope u didnt mix de alcohol wit energy drink.

Anyway u re forgiven go and sh..it no more

There is noting we no go see for this NL. Seems eating corn now makes FP, initially na Rochas Now na Jim Iyke. Who knows who be Next. Maybe we all will start eating corn to make FP. *hissss*

Lordave: a fraudster

Hahaahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

~vicky~:
how you take no say my voice no sure take your time

bushpig
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Vicky no vex ur voice make sence but no be singing tins, na shiting and fartins tins. Guess ur shit and fart go make sence too?

larride: Erm wait ooo, na sing we go sing?

Nooo na Poo and fart una go do den the Op will supervice den tell us de result.

what a funny thread. Since de toilet owner don shit for verander, church don close.
Bin next investment pls.

Ok o o o o we don hear.Noted
Waiter pls come and take dis power horse. ***waiter dey vex***

maybe he doesn't have de 2500 wit him is not stingy.