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BusinessRe: Elon Musk Becomes World's First Trillionaire by jokaka89: 11:15pm On Jun 12
THAT IS WHAT TULUBUH IS WORKING TOWARDS.
THEY CAN BORROW WITHOUT ANY TANGIBLE REASON.

MONEY247:
Space x IPO WAS Listed and Elon musk shares skyrocked to a new high.

Man has claimed the trillionaire spot
SportsRe: FIFA World Cup Records Yet To Be Broken by jokaka89: 6:20pm On Jun 07
IF THEY GET PENALTY.


judewrites:
For the number I record, that means england won't win the world cup this year because they have a foreign German coach.

It's a pity....I have always supported england in international tournaments.

What about Brazil? I had a feeling they might win this world cup, but can they with a foreigner coach?
HealthRe: I Just Saw Blood In My Urine by jokaka89: 8:16am On May 05
HAVE YOU BEEN FEELING DISCOMFORT RECENTLY?
AFTER URINATING, YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN NOTE OF WHAT CAME OUT OF YOUR PENIS LIKE A SMALL STONE.
IT MIGHT BE BLADDER STONE OR KIDNEY STONE.
PLEASE VIVT THE HOSPITAL FOR PROPER CHECK.



Freshtruth:
I am 37yrs old man I work offshore just going for my time off the hotel my company lodge me I just woke up and I was feeling the need to defecate ( shit) as I was defecating I began to urinate I felt sharp pain in my penis after am done I was about to flush I discovered blood stains I taught maybe is a stain in the wbc untll I look at my penis I discovered I just reuniate blood . Omo I put . My 2 hands in my head thinking na so life take end for me . I have not be able to sleep all night. Not married no child now this . Has anyone experience this before? Blood also in my siliva for months now but I didn't take it serious but this one I just saw now fear done grip me like this
Foreign AffairsRe: 15 US Warships Are Blockading The Strait Of Hormuz Right Now - Trump by jokaka89: 6:51pm On Apr 14
I SAW THE VIDEOS.
WHAT USA IS DOING IS BLOCKING IRAN'S ACCESS TO THE STAIT OF HORMUZ.
THEY HAVE STARTED CLEARING THE UNDERWATER MINES USING UNDERWATER DRONES.

THIS IS A WELCOME DEVELOPMENT.[b][/b]




mayor1814:
Donald Trump, the American President, revealed some minutes ago that 15 American warships are participating in the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz right now. He added that more warships are coming on their way.


He asserted that if they are struck, such threat would be immediately eliminated. He maintained that the US forces have destroyed the Iranian warships as they've all been sunk in the sea.









PoliticsRe: Power Crisis: Gencos Kick As Tinubu Approves ₦3.3 Trillion To Clear Legacy Debt by jokaka89: 7:50am On Apr 06
HHHHMMMM.
THIS IS ONE OF THE REASON WHY I DISLIKE PRIVATIZATION OF GOVERNMENT PROPERTIES FOR PIECE OF BREAD.
IF GENCOS WAS NOT PRIVATIZED, ALL THESE CASHOUT WILL NOT BE CELEBRATED BY THE THIEVES.
YOU PRIVATIZED BUT STILL USING GOVERNMENT MONEY TO SUPPORT THE THIEVES.

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adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2026/04/05/power-crisis-gencos-kick-as-tinubu-approves-n3-3tn-to-clear-legacy-debt
FamilyRe: Wife Squandered The ₦700k Her Husband Gave Her To Start A Business by jokaka89: 1:59pm On Mar 02
THIS IS THE REASON MANY PEOPLE NEVER GET AN HELPER.
SO HOW MUCH ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
100 MILLION NAIRA?
OZUO



Sirchiboy:
You are one of the problems we have in this country
PoliticsRe: No Network In 9 States’ – Akpabio Justifies Senate Decision by jokaka89: 12:19am On Feb 09
So because there is no network in 9 states, election results should not be transmitted.
This is just one quarter of the total states in the country.
May the country rest in peace.
PoliticsRe: Lt. Yerima Allegedly Escapes Assassination Attempt In Abuja by jokaka89: 11:04pm On Nov 16, 2025
THIS IS HIGHLY UNACCEPTABLE..
MY UNCLE IN Abuja IS PAINED..

IbrahimSalihu:
Lt. Yerima has allegedly escaped an assassination attempt in Abuja.

He recently became popular for stopping FCT minister, Nyesom Wike from demolishing a military property.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2025/11/breaking-lieutenant-yarima-escapes-assassination-attempt-in-abuja/amp/
Christianity EtcRe: I Have A First-class Brain - Odumeje Claims He’s Smarter Than Many Graduates by jokaka89: 8:13am On Oct 22, 2025
ODUMEJE my Man.
Why won't you say that when all the church members are first-class members.
CelebritiesRe: Blaqbonez Opens Up On Marriage, Says Extra-marital Intimacy Can Be Okay by jokaka89: 8:11am On Oct 22, 2025
See them o.
Them don start.
This generation is perverted.
PoliticsRe: DISCOS’ Revenue Rises 16.5% To ₦93.96 Billion by jokaka89: 8:10am On Oct 22, 2025
Making profits when people are making it difficult to put food on their table.
Congratulations to them.
All private companies are after profit but not the love of the masses.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Predicts Three More PDP Governors Will Soon Defect To APC by jokaka89: 11:17am On Oct 16, 2025
HE SHOULD REST.
POLITICIANS ARE DECAMPING BUT THE VOTERS ARE NOT.
THE MATHEMATICS WILL SOON SHOW US THE ANSWER.




phosky:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/fayose-declares-pdp-dead-predicts-more-govs-defections/%3famp
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Nigerians Fighting For Russia Against Ukraine - Shehu Sani by jokaka89: 11:10am On Oct 16, 2025
Go and check the dead body exchange between Russia and Ukraine, you will weep for Ukraine.
Do you know that Russia is fighting a proxy war against the likes of USA, Britain, Germany, France, Italy because all those countries are supporting Ukraine with weapons, Money and machineries.
With all the super powers helping Ukraine, Ukraine can never win this war.
Go and check how Ukraine president is running from pillar to post.



SeverusSnape:
Russia is an over hyped super power. So after almost four years, they are still seeking help of mercenaries from third world countries to defeat 'little' Ukraine.

Shame tongue
PhonesRe: Lets Have The Best Caption For This by jokaka89: 12:23pm On Oct 13, 2025
Every family members are all connected to a source of blessing, which is the father
RomanceRe: Can I Still Marry Her? Please Help. by jokaka89: 7:24pm On Apr 04, 2025
DON'T MARRY WHO YOU ARE NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO BECAUSE ISSUES WILL AEISE FEOM THERE LATER.
MY BROTHER, IT'S A NORMAL THING TO HAPPEN TO ASOME MEN WHO ARE NOT CONTENTED TO HAVE THIS KIND OF ISSUE.
MY CANDID ADVICE IS LEAVE HER BEFORE ITS TOO LATE FOR HER TO GET SOMEONE GOOD TO MARRY.

AGManuel:
Hello House, please help I need advice.

I have a girlfriend who's been with me for 2 years, she's a very good girl, respects me to the core, she is beautiful and has no faults, she loves me so much and has also suffered with me even when there was no money and we've been through it all, she's every man's dream and a complete wife material in terms of character and also a great chef.

Problem is I am not sexually attracted to her, I can be in same room with her for a week and not touch her, even when she's totally naked running around the house.

I'm only attracted to light skin girls with big ass but she's chocolate and average ass, I don't want a sexually boring marriage.

She's good in bed and knows how to make love, but I just don't feel sexually attracted to her, is it because we've been having sex for 2 years? am I tired of her? I don't even know, she has never insulted me, she supports me and we hardly have disputes.

Married men in the house should I go ahead and marry her? Can lack of sexual attraction to your spouse be a big problem?

I don't want to break up with a good woman just because of sex.

She loves me so much and I know breaking up with her will hurt her so much, I know how much she cries anytime we have issues, most times over minor issues. I love her too. But this sexual attraction thing is a problem.

She no de hungry me to fvck at all. How person wan take marry woman wey no de hungry am to fvck.

Is it see finish? Will I get sexually attracted to her if we give each other space? Or is it because she's not my spec physically? But I love her so much and I'm just confused.

I don't even know if it's love, because she has no one, I'm her everything, her family is poor and I always feel pity for her whenever I want to break up.

Of recent we had issues and she went to discuss it with her ex and that made me so angry. I don't tolerate women that still keep in touch with their ex and I considered breaking up but she cried so much and was apologising, she even fell sick and was begging.

I have a soft spot for her because I know she doesn't have anything or anyone, I'm the person that supports her financially and everything, so whenever I want to break up, I think about those things and I feel so much pity for her like if I chase her away where will she go? and this is a girl that has been there for me few times when I was low.

I'm just confused.
CrimeRe: Salome Adaidu Was Not Timileyin Ajayi's Girlfriend - Family by jokaka89: 6:48pm On Jan 14, 2025
HE IS NOT A GOSPEL ARTIST BUT A CONTENT.
INVESTIGATIONS HAS BEEN DONE BUT NO TRACE OF HIM SINGING GOSPLE SONG.

PLEASE SHARE WITH ME ANY GOSPEL SONG FROM THE GUY.


MasterJayJay:
https://www.legit.ng/entertainment/celebrities/1635418-timileyin-ajayi-family-lady-allegedly-killed-by-gospel-singer-claims-he-kidnapped-her/
CelebritiesRe: Ayra Starr Named Nigeria's Top Female Artist Of 2024 by jokaka89: 8:18pm On Jan 10, 2025
PoliticsRe: Osun Politics Heats Up As Group Alleges Scheme Against Oyetola by jokaka89: 2:55pm On Dec 07, 2024
HOW? PLEASE TELL ME BACAUSE I AM ALSO LIVING IN OSOGBO. DADA ESTATE AFTER OSOGBO GRAMMAR SCHOOL.
kedeojo:
Oyetola will defeat the dancing governor in 2026 election. His performance is below average. Oyetola was a better governor than Adeleke.
CareerRe: At What Point Did You Tell Yourself "Damn It! I Am Done With This Job"! by jokaka89: 2:27pm On Nov 30, 2024
You are totally wrong for showing your new employment letter to your boss.
Is your boss a family member of he sponsored your wedding?
I don't understand.



galantjoe:
I got another job 2015 with bigger salary so I presented the offer to my current employer who said that he will pay so that I will be retained. In 2016, my salary was cut down by 33% to former scale before increase after I had rejected the job offer letter.

I left the company immediately
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo To Tinubu: Prioritize Nigerians’ Welfare Amid Economic Hardship by jokaka89: 11:55pm On Nov 08, 2024
ARE YOU JUST COMING INTO THIS COUNTRY?
YOU WERE NOT AROUND WHEN BUHARI MOLESTED OSINBAJO AFTER BUHARI MADE HIM ACTING PRESIDENT FOR 3 WEEKS.
EVERY NIGERIANS KNEW THINGS CHANGED POSITIVELY (DOLLARS WAS DOWN BY 23%, THE PRICE FOR A BAG OF RICE FELL BY 30%, HE REMOVED DSS BOSS AND SO ON BUT HE WAS MOLESTED WHEN BUHARI CAME BACK.
MIND YOU, VP HAS LITTLE TO CONTRIBUTE IN THIS COUNTRY.


TrackerSK:
Look at this disaster, advising another disaster.you spent 8yrs there doing nothing.Our politicians only have sense when they are no longer in power
PoliticsRe: APC Criticises Seyi Makinde Over 2027 Presidential Ambition by jokaka89: 11:56am On Nov 04, 2024
WHICH RE-ELECTION BID?
NA 3 TIMES YOU WAN MAKE AM GOVERNOR?
THIS IS GSM 2ND TERM.

Salewa97:
Toh

Makinde should focus on his re election bid as the presidency is far far far away
PoliticsRe: Kemi Badenoch: 5 Things To Know About New Leader Of UK Conservative Party by jokaka89: 9:48pm On Nov 02, 2024
EVERY TRIBES HAVE THEIR OWN BAD PEOPLE.
I BEG MAKE WE REST.

englishmart:
Tinubu is not an Ijaw man. He's a visionless, clueless yoruba man
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Dismisses Allegation Of High Petrol Price by jokaka89: 9:39pm On Nov 02, 2024
DANGOTE SHOULD COME OUT AND CLEAR THE AIR ON THE AMOUNT.
THEY ARE ALL PUTTING NIGERIANS INTO UNCERTAINTY.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Falls Asleep At Michigan Event. by jokaka89: 9:03pm On Oct 19, 2024
TravelRe: If Given 26 Million Naira; Stay Or Japa by jokaka89: 11:29am On Oct 15, 2024
THE PICTURE SAYS IT WELL WITH THE BAGS.
NA TO JAPA.
1. NO SECURITY.
2. NO VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY.
3. GOVERNMENT'S POLICY.

maternal:
Hello all,

If you got 26 M naira tomorrow, do you stay or japa ? I have a friend who inherited 26 M with a wife and son. He has decided to stay. I can't see that money lasting more than 2 years with today's economy in naija.

Fellow nairalander, what would you do ? Stay and invest, or leave ?
FamilyRe: A Proud Mother Of 3 Military Children (Army, Navy, And Police) by jokaka89: 10:00pm On Oct 02, 2024
GOD BLESS THE WOMAN.
MY QUESTION IS, WHERE IS THE WOMAN'S HUSBAND?
MEN REALLY SUFFERED BUT MOST TIMES, WOMEN GETS THE CREDIT.
I WILL NOT DIE UNTIMELY.
I WILL ENJOY THE FRIUT OF MY LABOUR.[color=#990000][/color][b][/b]



Racoon:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0dhwVMZZ1DQsnJABJNGVjFTJ7UNZiHxpnu7uS5iGsW7cDqWucLnwN28hye8MMDqqRl&id=100035841242214&sfnsn=scwspwa&mibextid=6aamW6
PhonesRe: A Nigerian Man Built A Functioning Phone Out Of Wood(photos/video) by jokaka89: 10:22am On Sep 30, 2024
No wahala, make he dey use am o.
Phone with wood.
Did he also made the screen by himself?

Glimpsetv:
A Nigerian man amazed people as he explained the mechanism behind the phones he built using wood. The phones function just like small Nokia torchlight phones. The man, who identified himself as Uzoma Isaiah, has called for support to help him do more, specifically with proper packaging. Africa, especially Nigeria, is rich in talent. Watch the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhCL81gtrmw
RomanceRe: Moment A Bride Broke Down In Tears While Introducing Her Groom To Her Family by jokaka89: 3:25pm On Sep 16, 2024
How Dou you mean.
Crying is women's way.
Women even cry when nothing happens.


Softmirror:
It is men that are fond of crying on their wedding day. 😭 Zonefree is that you in the first picture?! Or how else did Nigerian girls become your Nightmare?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

PoliticsRe: NNPC To Become Sole Buyer As Dangote Refinery Begins Production by jokaka89: 9:33pm On Sep 02, 2024
This analysis is wrong.
Why can't you for a moment be optimistic?

REDshouse:
This is a very bad move by NNPC ..why will NNPC buys from Dangote and not allow dangote a willing seller to sell fuel to willing buyer,

My deduction from this is that subsidy will still remain cos dangote will sell at 1000naira per litre to NNPC while NNPC sells to Nigeria at 568 naira per liter.. in the long run it wont be sustainable and thereby resulting in NNPC owing Dangote and creating another set of crisis ....
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Trips, falls at Democracy Day Parade reviewing exercise by jokaka89: 1:52pm On Jun 12, 2024
Bro, let's be realistic.
No body is more Nigerian when he gets there.
I am not supporting this but to correct you on saying no president has ever done it.
I am also Igbo.
BUHARI appointed 80 NORTHERNERS OUT OF 100 APPOINTMENTS.
You can check it through the link below.

https://uc.xyz/1NAQxK?pub=link

franchasofficia:
Tinubu heartlessly filled virtually all federal government appointments with mostly Yorubas.


Tinubu has already empowered too many Yorubas using federal government appointments in virtually all sectors more than even Buhari did for Fulanis.


President - Yoruba
Chief Justice of Nigeria - Yoruba
Customs Comptroller - Yoruba
IG of Police - Yoruba
Chief of Army Staff - Yoruba
Prisons Controller - Yoruba
Immigration Controller - Yoruba
EFCC Chairman - Yoruba
CBN Governor - Yoruba
FIRS Chairman - Yoruba
Minister of Interior - Yoruba
Minister of Finance - Yoruba
Chief of Staff to President - Yoruba
and many more that I cant list here.

Imagine if an Igbo President did this? Yorubas will cry blood and call Igbos every unprintable names. But now that a Yoruba President is busy appointing mostly Yorubas into every position, Yorubas are smiling and calling it politics. Please make una de take record of all these because tomorrow Yorubas will lie and deny this.


No other Nigerian President dead or alive has ever appointed only his tribesmen into all major political positions except Bola Ahmed Tinubu and you people are here shedding crocodiles tears.


Tinubu has created a very dangerous record, Nigerians will never forget. Yorubas should not cry fowl tomorrow
TravelRe: Nigerians In UK Lament Accommodation Crisis by jokaka89: 2:53pm On Jun 09, 2024
What you get paid in the UK per month is higher than what you were paid in a year in Nigeria.

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