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THE BEST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY MY FOOT.

UNMEN GUN KNOWN.

I AM CERTAIN THAT IF RONALDO SCORES 15 GOALS THIS SEASON.
5 OR 6 OF THE GOALS WILL BE PENALTIES.
I BEG MAKE WE REST FOR THE GUY WEY DEY LOOK FOR NO 7 INSTEAD OF COLLECTING NO 70 JEJE.
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WHERE THERE IS CCTV CAMERA YOU KNOW YOU CAN NOT STEAL.
THE PRESENCE OF CCTV CAMERA IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM.

OGA WAIT TILL AFTER 3 MONTHS

SO NA NOW BABA JUST KNOW SEY YAWA DEY BA?

I BEG ,WHICH ONE BE 8:38AM ON SUNDAY?
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ITS A DECOY.
THIS IS A PLOT TO ARREST SUNDAY IGBOHO.
THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS VERY WISE

WELCOME TO THE FAITH.

SO WHERE DO YOU WANT US TO TURN TO?
BECAUSE I DON'T SEE A SOLUTION IN YOUR SOLUTION.

THESE GUYS ARE MAD

VERY NICE LIST IT SHOWS YOU FOLLOWED THE MATCHES BUMPER TO BUMPER.
BUT I THINK CHIESA AND GIANLUIGI DONARUMA SHOULD TOP THE LIST.
THEN MARCO VERATTI

PlayMaker14:
Players that really caught my attention with their blistering performance are;

1. Kasper Schiemichel
2. Cesar Azpilecueta
3. Spinnazola
4. Chiellini
5. Locatelli
6. Chiesa
7. Thorgan Hazard
8. Darmsgard
9. Patrick Schick
10. Pedri
11. Mephis Depay.
12. Declan Rice.
13. Kasper Dolberg.
14. Vestergard

HE WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO KILL THAT YEAR.
POSTERITY WILL JUDGE YOU BUHARI.

RENO.
THANKS FOR YOUR REPLY.
THE ABOKI NEEDS COUNSELING.
HE THOUGHT YOU ARE HIS PRINCIPAL WHO DECLARED SAME NUMBERS OF COWS IN 2015 AND STILL DECLARED SAME NUMBERS OF COWS IN 2019.
SEY COW NO BORN FOR FARM AGAIN?

I CAN'T WASTE MY TIME.
BY THAT TIME I WILL BE BUSY WATCHING TURKEY VS ITALY.
POOR COUNTRY.

FORZA ITALIANO

ALL THE DOLLARS ,NA STILL 1 ,1DOLLAR .
SO WHAT ARE YOU FLAUNTING?
OLODO.

IN MY OPINION.
THEIR UNCLE AND DADDY LIE MOHAMMED HAS FINALLY BAPTISED THEM.�

shogsman:
Nairaland is home to the most stupid set of people in this country,you stupid nonentity that keep cheering for Israel,this is what they have done in the last 4 days ,dozens of children murdered for nothing.
If you are okay with this may your wards end up just like this children very soon, I'm Christian by the way

IF THE MISSILES LAUNCHED TO ISRAEL HIT ISRAEL.
YOU WONT BE SAYING THIS JAGONS.
IF NOT FOR THE DOME AIR MISSILES DEFENCE SYSTEM THAT ISRAEL HAS.
AAAAAHHHHHH,BRO I KNOW SAY NA JUBILATION YOU GO DEY.
BRO,THE CHILDREN OF A TERRORIST ARE ALL TERRORISTS.
I SUBMIT.

NA PEOPLE LIKE HIM LAYED THE FOUNDATION OF WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS CON3 TURNING TO?

MERCHANDISER:
Did You Call Odumeje a Fake Pastor ? You need to read this !
I see some Christians posting all sorts of bad contents regarding
Odumeje. This is wrong on every sides, because i have come to
understand that pastors are not perfect like we make them to
be.
I had previously chosen to just ignore but let me state that
Odumeje's crime is his inability to not speak English and his love
for casual outfits.
Odumeje has not done half of what your favourite pastors have
done, i hope you are cognozant of this fact, because i grew up in
the church.
While your pastor is buying private Jets, building world standard
edifices and schools that your children cant afford to attend,
Odumeje was giving Money to fire victims, food to the poor and
building roads.
While your pastor was allegedly looking for another female
victim to exploit sexually, Odumeje was showing his wife love
and being a father to his beautiful children.
Were we not here when Pastor Adeboye asked people to donate
1billion each? Were we not here when your GO in Abuja asked
his members to Jump into the cleansing Pool for 50k? Are you
not aware that your pastors sell mantle and olive oil?
While your Pastors move around with Armed men, Odumeje is in
the street mixing with street boys and girls, maybe thats why you
call him a fake prophet.
People that couldnt critisize the COZA pastor are insulting
Odumeje and thats laughable.
Some of your pastors have been banned from entering some
countries because of fraud, are you aware ?
Odumeje dances "in a worldly fashion" but your suit wearing and
English speaking pastor wines and dines with corrupt politicians.
I can go on and on but let me not open fowl nyash.

Things that
will make u a man of God

1: Your relationship with God

2. Your way of life

3: And ur spiritual background. Pls deduct that mindset that
reading ur bible, speaking good English we make u a man of
God

THE LION
INDOBUSKY
LIQUID METAL
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BRO,2 WRONGS CAN NEVER MAKE A RIGHT.
ANYTIME I WANT TO LAUGH,I JUST WATCH HIS VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE.

HAVE YOU WATCHED HIS DELIVERANCE PACKAGE BEFORE?.
THE GUY GO JUST KILL SOMEBODY ONE DAY.

CAN YOU TAKE ANY OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS TO ODUMEJE FOR DELIVERANCE AND ALLOW HIM DO THAT SMACK DOWN ON THAT YOUR FAMILY.

WHO IS FOOLING WHO?
FUKANI DEY FIGHT BORORO.
NO DIFFERENCE AT ALL.
THEY ALL BELONG TO THE SAME FAMILY.

Lying Mohammed operating the lying machine lying in the ASO ROCK.
If this news is coming from a lying Mohammed,I don't believe it.

Person wey give Aregbesola this style and colour of uniform for students will not make heaven.

Amotolongbo:
https://punchng.com/osun-abolishes-uniform-policy-cancels-middle-schools/?fbclid=IwAR1nXArBnR_Gunqy8EhiEWISonn7Gd5O0MYK4F7IsyDn8u5MDTBgXiWI1_Y

Hey bro.
Run for your life.
If you later travel out of the country.
When next you visit her after marriage will be new born baby per visit.
Trust me

Biafrareform:
Good morning all, for those still awake.

I think my relationship just ended. Something we both cherish.

Well, months back my ex and I came back together. We had a bliss relationship while in our final year, but I wasn't committed at all and she knew it and left. Back then in school she kept going to my phone and of course she do see things to talk about .

After 1 year of being apart, I needed a committed relationship cos I wanted to settle down. She came to my mind and the feelings was so strong even though I tried to resist it. We finally met and resolved all issues that led to her leaving .

Is been the sweetest memory we have had so far. Everything was going fine. She is a nice and sweet girl. Our agenda is marriage and she is aware. She fits perfectly to my ideal woman. Our emotional and spiritual connection is just perfect.

Well, things take a turn when I went to her phone and saw stuff that knocked me out. What really got me mad was her dating a married man. My emotion was dead. She said the relationship is in the past. She was forced to go into it after she left school. Her mum forced her into it when she stopped caring for her and asked her to go fend for herself. Then we weren't together. She confessed to becoming someone else from who I knew when I didn't tried to bring her back. But she is not a bad as I think , she concluded .

I also saw her chat with someone where she sent a bedroom pics she took in my house. She said she is just flirting with him (they have a fling) but that I should give her time, she is going to completely cut of tiers with them.

Well, I love her was ready to stay with her.
She was around again this Val and was tempted to check again and noticed she is still communicating with the married man. Infact I noticed they met lately in January. I locked up , and decided that is over. Didn't talk to her about it.

We went out for on Saturday. She is the type that hardly post on Facebook. Infact she has reduced my activities on Facebook. Her reason, our lives shouldn't be on social media.
I uploaded our outing on WhatsApp. She did too, but didn't upload the one we took together. Yea, she hasn't done that b4. I was angry and voiced out what I saw in her phone. Accused her of deliberately hiding us from her contacts.
She apologised and told me she isn't doing anything with the man again. Just the normal chat cos of the friendship they have had b4 . She even handed her phone to me to call him and end it if I want . I wasn't taking any of that cos I saw from her browsing history where she is been searching how to make a married man fall in love and spend on her but didn't let her know of it.
She pleaded that nothing is happening between them again. Then she begged that I should stopped going to her phone that is destroying us. That if I ended up destroying this relationship, where do I want her to start.

She is back to her base and we chatted last nite and she brought up the case of me going to her phone again and I was angry with that and told her about the browsing history too.

She was completely devastated with my findings.
Is lengthy right, sorry about that. This is a relationship we both cherished and I know she love me real good. Ohh, I forgot to tell you, she bought me a native dress and sent 6k to me from her 33k NYSC allawee. She is a good girl. She is nice and caring. I love this girl real good. Never loved anyone like this before.

But I don't know what has really gone wrong with her. I was determined to really make this right, but as it stand now, it seems dead to me and I am sure she also feels same too.

I should have stayed away from her phone. But guys, is not my fault, I love this girl and I am serious about it.

NA YOU GO MAKE HEAVEN ABI?
NA YOUR HEAVEN FAR PASS.
NA EXTREME HEAVEN YOU DEY GO.
SEE YOUR MOUTH LIKE YOU NO GO MAKE HEAVEN.
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Officialgarri:
If there's actually a judgment day, Sambo Dasuki and all those who advised Goodluck on the issue of Boko Haram will never get close to the gate of heaven.

Goodluck himself will not make heaven.

The mercenaries —working for FG and those working of BH will not make heaven

If Ayo Oritsejafor and his fellow CAN executives doesn't come to clear their name, they will rot in hell as well.


Finally, the oppositions who rejoices over the death of people for political and wailing points will not make heaven too

SEE HOW THEM DEY OGANISED.
NO MAN OWAR WAHALA.
NO SOLDIER WAHALA
NO CAMP COMMANDANT WAHALA.
NO PLATOON INSRUCTOR WAHALA.
NO WAHALA FOR MAMMY MARKET.
NO TOILET WAHALA.
NO WHO CARRY MY WATER AND BUCKET.
NO BOY FRIEND AND GIRL FRIEND WAHALA.
NO FIGHT FOR QUEUE.
NO RELOCATION WAHALA.

Injiggerwolf:
�: Nigerian students at the University of Arkansas on Saturday, 01/01/20, held an event that gave their American host community the opportunity to experience the NYSC first hand

They re-enacted the NYSC experience; camp drills, mammy market, parades...
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https://www.facebook.com/196454254404524/posts/447145589335388/

Credit: Nnamdi Ezike
University of Arkansas USA ��

HacheNoire:
Please explain what God has done here.

God gave her a safe delivery.

WHERE IS THE MONEY.
IN THIS BUHARI REGIME?
YOU WAN KILL US?

davodyguy:
Over to you Nigerian youths.

You can legitimately have dual citizenship without having to marry a National to become citizens of foreign countries

AYE E TI BAJE
(YOUR LIFE DO SPOIL)
EXCEPT IF YOU LEAVE THE TWO OF THEM AWAY FROM LIFE.
IF YOU BEG THE GUY,HE WILL SOON SHOW UP ONE DAY TO DEMAND FOR SEX.
AND DO YOU THINK YOU FIANCE WILL NOT KNOW ONE DAY?
IYS BETTER TO SAVE YOUR SELF NOW.

THIS IS A COOKED STORY.
GIVE US ANOTHER STORY.