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Travel › Re: Nigerians In UK Lament Accommodation Crisis by jokaka89: 2:53pm On Jun 09, 2024

What you get paid in the UK per month is higher than what you were paid in a year in Nigeria.

Food › Re: One Food You Cannot Understand Why People Enjoy It. by jokaka89: 5:48pm On May 02, 2024

ABASHA

Zee0007:
What's that one food you see people eat and you don't understand why they do.

Mine is Editan soup with periwinkle and Starch.

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Food › Re: Why Is The Price Of Beer Cheaper In The North Compared To South (video) by jokaka89: 3:36pm On Apr 22, 2024

MAYBE THE THEM DEY PAY BEAR SUBSIDY FOR THEM.

LocalFARMERS:
I noticed that the price of Beer is extremely cheaper in the North compared to South. I used Benin and Kaduna as a case study. The difference between some Beers is between 300 to 400 naira

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FcC_v4Kb44

Politics › Re: Electricity In KWH & Minimum Wage In Nigeria, South Africa & Calgary, Canada by jokaka89: 5:46pm On Apr 05, 2024

SOME PEOPLE ARE CRAZY.
SO YOU MEAN ALL NIGERIANS GO FOR OWAMBE?
YOU ARE DUMB.
IDIOT.

helinues:

South Africa electricity that have collapsed for quite some time now. There electricity situation could be worst than Nigeria own currently

We want stable electricity, give us light yhen yehn yehn, then we will take care of ourselves.

Now they have given us the electricity rate, we have started compare and contrast..

How much do we spend on Owambe's religious activities compared to the new electricity tarrif?

We are not ready for stable electricity in Nigeria

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Travel › Re: List Of Nigerians Who Own Private Jets by jokaka89: 8:13pm On Jan 29, 2024

I BEG GO AND RECHECK THAT OF TIWA SALVAGE.

ijustdey:
https://punchng.com/list-of-nigerians-who-own-private-jets/?amp

Politics › Re: FG To Sell Five Power Plants For $1 Billiom by jokaka89: 4:25pm On Jan 24, 2024

YOU ARE NOT RIGHT,THE DISTRIBUTION AND GENERATION THAT WAS PRIVATIZED NEVER DONE ANYTHING GOOD. IF YOUR TRANSFORMER HAS ANY ISSUE IN YOUR AREA, REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN, YOUR WILL CONTRIBUTE MONEY TIRE AND LASLAS NA YOU GO BUY THE TRANSFORMER.
WHAT HAS REALLY CHANGED AFTER THE PRIVATIZATION?, NOTHING GOOD HAPPENED.
THEY INCREASE TARIFF PLAN ANYTIME THEY LIKE.
IF CARE IS NOT TAKEN, THE COUNTRY IS GOING DOWN.

Melagros:
COMRADES
Fg should sale all the godamn power stations across Nigeria to private sector so there can be improved power supply in the country

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Fashion › Re: Braided Hairstyle: Fashion Or Madness? by jokaka89: 8:42pm On Nov 27, 2023

SHE FIT NO GET SHI-SHI FOR HER ACCOUNT.

Asawoboy:
Abeg my people,na beauty still be this one or road cleaner because I no understand🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Family › Re: Help Me, My Younger Brother Is Becoming Extremely Stubborn, & Steals by jokaka89: 9:53pm On Nov 18, 2023

BRING HIM TO THE ARMY BARACKS.
WE WILL HELP YOU.

Adasun:
I will try and make this story short and I need your advice please...

I lost my dad March this year... His death was not natural but I won't bore you with details.

We did the burial rights and I move back to school.before I left, I noticed my brother who is 14yrs have this spiritual paranoia...he suspect many who came for condolences as if they were coming to attack...

I calm him down during those period and let him know that nothing is after him or us.

I left, only for my mum to call me that something is not right with my bro... He talks to himself, seems lost sometimes and have little to no regards for anyone.

They have taken him to many spiritual house and they still point to the person responsible for my dad's death- a neighbor.

This boy hates mum for no reason and often said she is not her mother.he sometimes threatened to kidnapped his immediate Younger brother or slap his elder sister.

He becomes aggressive and most painful part of it all right now is that he steal.

Meat, money.he just develop the habit of stealing. I have not visited home since I left but I need your advice. As the first born, I need to take some drastic step.

How do I handle thia?spiritual, psychological and any way possible to retrieve my Lovely lad, such advice is most welcome.

Thanks...

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Fuel Finally Returns To Gaza After Israeli War Cabinet Decision by jokaka89: 2:20pm On Nov 18, 2023

I HOPE YOU ARE NOT A TERRORIST.
THE TERRORISTS ARE STILL GOING TO US THE FUEL AS WEAPONS AGAINST THE IDF.

BUT WAIT O.
YOU THINK ASKING FOR LIKES WILL CHANGE ANYTHING IN THIS GAME?
GO AND CHECK THE RESULTS OF YOUR LIKE AND SHARE.

[1quote author=God1000 post=127034615]Not enough, two tankers of fuel a day to more than 2 million population is grossly inadequate

Warmonger netanyahu will be prosecuted at the Hague for war crimes.

Like for Palestine and share for Zionist regime[/quote]

Foreign Affairs › Re: IDF Said Troops Conquered Hamas Stronghold In Jabaliya, Killed 50 Terrorists by jokaka89: 7:59pm On Oct 31, 2023

Dey play for your mind...
Na person wey won buy market asked for price.

Confirmedzombie:
If IDF kill 50, 500 will be recruited same day.

The Hamas are freedom fighters with an ideology backed by prophet Muhammad (SAW).

You cannot defeat an ideology. Hamas must come victoriously in this war.

I beat my chest, Israel must be levelled down.

Insha Allah

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Family › Re: As A Man 5 important Reasons Why you Should Reconsider Marriage by jokaka89: 10:51am On Oct 28, 2023

Your cup of tea.

Blackveil:
These reasons are not enough to change my mind.

Even if it’s the only way to heaven, I'm not getting married

Politics › Re: Atiku, What Next? - The Nation by jokaka89: 10:44am On Oct 28, 2023

Where are you going to start work with the bank training you?(location) and what is the location of the remote job?
Your location and expenses will be a factor of consideration.
Please enjoy your day.

lavylilly:
I am currently undergoing training with a microfinance Bank, basic salary is 75k, if you meet target for the month is around 150k plus your salary monthly. The training is 6weeks, i just concluded 5th week today.

Now i got a remote offer as an operation manager, basic pay is 60k per month, target and all others is and 60k too, totalling 120k monthly.

What do you think i can do, said I've invested a lot on the banking training job, plus the fact that I'm in my last week of the training.

Please your inputs will be so much appreciated.
I'm to resume the remote job tomorrow according to the offer letter.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel declares war readiness as Hamas springs surprise multiple attacks by jokaka89: 10:00am On Oct 07, 2023

This your Allah is a DEVIL.
People says Muslim and Christian serves the same God.
I am here to announce to you that we serve a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GOD.

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcCHt2HXXqo
Senior Hamas leaders celebrating the large-scale attacks

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel declares war readiness as Hamas springs surprise multiple attacks by jokaka89: 9:55am On Oct 07, 2023

Iron dome is a surface to air defence system.
Those people killed were killed using assault riffles.
They were killed by those infiltrators.
You are not up to date.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
What happened to the Iron Dome & Arrow 3 Air Defense System?

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Romance › Re: Ugandan Businessman Marries Seven Wives Same Day (photos) by jokaka89: 10:40pm On Sep 11, 2023

I BEG STOP THAT.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT THEY ARE PRETTY?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger Crisis: Terrorists Shoot Driver, Burn Trucks Conveying Foodstuff To Ghana by jokaka89: 6:23pm On Aug 26, 2023

CodeTemplar:
Sad. Putin takes chaos to wherever he goes.

IT SEEMS SOME PEOPLE A HIGH ON WEED.
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH PUTIN?
IS HE THE ONE WHO BURNT THE TRUCK'S AND BEANS?
TRY GET SENSE O.

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Politics › Re: Niger: You’re A Novice In International Diplomacy – Lamido To President Tinubu by jokaka89: 11:47pm On Aug 13, 2023

TINUBU WHO BROKE IN THROUGH THE WINDOW IS FIGHTING THE ONE WHO BROKE IN THROUGH THE DOOR.
SEE LIFE O.
LIFE IS NOT BALANCE.

Unittyy:
Tinubu is 100% right in is approach to the ongoing Niger military junta.
Coupist are like armed robbers. They steal people's mandate at gun point. Dialogue with them from now till next year, they will never willingly relinquish power. They can only be subdued through a superior firepower.

Sports › Re: Benjamin Mendy Said He Slept With 10,000 Women, Court Hears by jokaka89: 5:39pm On Jun 30, 2023

How old is mendi?
If you divide 10,000 women by 365 days= 27.3 years.
So mendi has spend everyday of 27.3 years to have sex with women that is if it happens everyday.

I fear LIES.

AImiron:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-66041881.amp

Travel › Re: Inside The Ill-fated Oceangate Titan Submarine That Imploded Killing 5 (Pic/Vid) by jokaka89: 5:54pm On Jun 27, 2023

MOST OF THE FINDINGS ABOUT THE TITANIC SHIP ALWAYS ENDED IN TRAGEDY CUS THE SHIP ITSELF ENDED IN TRAGEDY.
THE MAKER OF THIS SUBMARINE MUST BE ARRESTED BECAUSE SOME OF HIS WORKERS TOLD HIM THAT THE SUBMARINE CAN'T DIVE DEEPER INTO THE OCEAN BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN.

officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7UwTGB6rzM

EXCLUSIVE: Video of a previous Titanic expedition offers a rare look into the inside of the ill-fated OceanGate Titan submarine that imploded killing 5 people on board last week.

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv

Travel › Re: 29 African Migrants Trying To Cross To Italy Die As Boat Sinks In Tunisia by jokaka89: 1:05pm On Mar 27, 2023

BROS,NO BE ONLY 9JAS DEY JAPA O.

Aust1n:
I believe say out of the 29 about 25 go be Nigerians… Due to the situation of the country. Make God just dey help us

Politics › Re: Senator Shehu Sani Adopts A Child Abandoned By The roadside . by jokaka89: 6:25pm On Feb 07, 2023

Nothing happened to Mustapha.

SMOGnow:
Nice deed. But he shiuld have given him a better name. What is Jordan? Is he trying to tell us that he's civilised or what? What happened to Mustapha?

TV/Movies › Re: You Can Only Watch One Actor's Movies For The Rest Of Your Life. Who Would It Be by jokaka89: 10:24pm On Jan 21, 2023

DONIE YEN
JACKIE CHAN
GERALD BUTLER
AGELINA JOLIE
JET-LI

Celebrities › Re: Esther Nwachukwu: Married Men Are Sweeter Than Single Men by jokaka89: 10:02pm On Jan 20, 2023

AUNTY,I GIVE YOU 10 YEARS JOIN YOUR AGE
MARKET GO DON FINISH AND SHOP WILL BE NO MORE.

Omicronvaccine:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cno6_Lbhlmo/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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Romance › Re: l am about to cheat on my partner by jokaka89: 10:51pm On Jan 19, 2023

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIEITUAL DOGS OF YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE.
I THINK YOUR FATHER IS WITH 2 WIVES.

Politics › Re: Lawmakers’ Planned ₦30.17bn Severance Packages Exceed RMAFC Provision – Punch by jokaka89: 9:47pm On Jan 08, 2023

THOSE ONES ARE GRADE ONE THIEVES.
CAN YOU IMAGINE.

Crime › Re: Yemisi Imasi, CEO Of Yellowpoint Group Declared Wanted By Police Over Fraud by jokaka89: 11:41am On Nov 28, 2022

HE IS WANTED BY THE NIGERIAN POLICE.
THIS IS A WOMAN NOT A MAN.
WHY USING HE FOR SHE?

Politics › Re: PDP Mocks Oyetola Over Flopped LG Poll, Vows To Disband Outcome Of Election by jokaka89: 10:50pm On Oct 15, 2022

SHAME NO DEY CATCH THEM?
AAAAHHHHHHH.
APC IS A CURSE TO THE NATION.
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Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Spotted Chilling In Minneapolis by jokaka89: 11:18am On Sep 01, 2022

THOSE PICTURES DOES'T LOOK SPOTTED.
STOP USING SPOTTED.
SHE KNEW ABOUT THE PICTURES.
BUT THE WOMAN IS BEAUTIFY O.

Politics › Re: Kashim Shettima Puts On South Eastern Attire (Pictures) by jokaka89: 7:33pm On Aug 29, 2022

THIS AGBADA IS TOO BIG.
LOOKING AT SHETIMA'S RIGTH HAND HANDLING THE AGBADA.
THE THING GO REACH 15 TROUSER LENGHT.

oikirodah:
Source iReporteronline.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/odogwu-kashim-shettima-tears-the-internet-with-latest-south-east-attire-photos/

Politics › Re: Imo Gunmen Kidnap Four Catholic Sisters by jokaka89: 11:17am On Aug 22, 2022

THE PROBLEM OF KIDNAPING IS THE MAIN ISSUE IN THE COUNTRY.

Maxymilliano:
https://punchng.com/just-in-imo-gunmen-kidnap-four-catholic-sisters/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1661099641

Politics › Re: 243 Retiring Soldiers Must Submit Arms, Others – Army by jokaka89: 2:53pm On Aug 20, 2022

MY DAD WHO RETIRED AS A BRIG.GENERAL IN 2006 OFTEN SAYS AND I QUOTE.
( PRIVATE MORIDELE IS BETTER THAN BRIGADIER KUSOGUN.)
MEANING IN ENGLISH:A PRIVATE WHO LEFT THE ARMY IN SOUND HEALTH IS BETTER THAN A BRIGADIER WHO DIED IN THE FRONT LINE.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM ALL.

Politics › Re: Insulting Our Prophet Mohammed Is Our Uncompromising Redline – Adamu Garba by jokaka89: 7:12pm On May 15, 2022

YOUR PROPHET WHO THOUGHT YOU HOW TO KILL AND DESTROY.
BUT HOW WILL A PROPHET NOT SEE VISION?

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