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RomanceRe: Am I Too Ugly Not Too Have A Girlfriend by jokaka89: 12:43pm On Nov 23, 2019
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU REMOVE ALL THE WEEDS (BEARS AND MUSTACHE).
THEN YOU LOOK AT YOUR APPEARANCE.
THEN YOU CAN WORK ON SPIRITUAL MATTERS.
PoliticsRe: Bamidele Salam Challenges Fashola To 90-Day Road Travel Tour by jokaka89: 5:27pm On Nov 07, 2019
FASHOLA INHERITED LIES FROM LIE MOHAMED
grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Will A Life Without The Internet Affect You? by jokaka89: 6:24pm On Oct 13, 2019
YOU WILL JUST BECOME A CAMERA MAN.
SportsRe: Hard To Turn Down England – Fikayo Tomori Tells Nigerians by jokaka89: 1:07pm On Oct 08, 2019
DONT WORRY
BY THE TIME YOU PLAY ONLY ONE MATCH FOR ENGLAND AND THEY DUMP YOU.
YOUR EYES GO OPEN.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Leaving Church With Girlfriend, Georgina Rodriguez (Photos) by jokaka89: 9:55pm On Oct 07, 2019
Church or what did you just say?
With this kind of short Nika?
Kai
PoliticsRe: Don’t Glorify Terrorists, Major General Olonishakin Warns Media by jokaka89: 10:20am On Sep 27, 2019
MIND YOU
CHIEF OF DEFENCE STAFF IS NOT A MOJIR GENERAL.
HE IS A FULL 4 STAR (****) GENERAL.
HE IS HIGHER THAT BURATAI (***) OF THE ARMY AND SADIQ (***) OF AIRFORCE.
PoliticsRe: Ten Months After Inauguration, Osun Governor Appoints Commissioners by jokaka89: 2:50pm On Sep 24, 2019
He have not done the swearing in.
He just sent their names to the house of assembly.
Maybe the swearing in will take place anytime this month or next month.
This guy (Oyetola) is a joker and a comedian
How on Earth can someone be doing such after 10 months.
But I pity this government.
HealthRe: Help! Am I HIV Positive? by jokaka89: 12:06am On Sep 20, 2019
WAS ANY TEST RAN FOR YOU?
WHY DID YOU RESULTED TO USING ARD?
DO YOU KNOW THAT THE VIRUS CAN NOT SURVIVE MORE THAN 4 MINUTES ON TGE INFECTED OBJECTS?
WHEN DID THE OBJECT CUT THAT LADY IN QUESTION?
PLEASE ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS BRO.
PoliticsRe: Lawan, Gbajabiamila, CJN Tanko Muhammad, Others Under Probe by jokaka89: 2:51pm On Sep 14, 2019
THIS PROBE IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
I BELIEVE THIS IS JUST A CAJOLE TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT THEY ARE FIGHTING CORRUPTION.
LISTEN TO THE NAMES.
SPEAKER
CJN
I LAUGHED WHEN I SAW THIS NEWS FROM A GOVERNMENT THAT HAS PUT POVERTY IN THE POCKETS OF 100 MILLION NIGERIANS.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Is The Most Annoying Question A Guy Has Ever Asked You? by jokaka89: 12:30am On Sep 08, 2019
ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
CelebritiesRe: Lady In Tears As Davido Announces To Marry Chioma by jokaka89: 11:10am On Sep 06, 2019
ORII RE TI DARU.
THIS IS MADNESS
SportsRe: 10 Rich Footballers In Nigeria And Their Cars (Photos) by jokaka89: 11:09am On Sep 04, 2019
Who told you that Obafemi Martin's started his career at AC MILAN?
SportsRe: Juventus Planning To Sign Chelsea's Willian In January by jokaka89: 11:01am On Sep 04, 2019
This one wey Juventus dey buy all of them.
I tire o
CrimeRe: The Cars Seized From El Chapo, Mexican Drug Lord by jokaka89: 10:59pm On Jul 18, 2019
THE GUY NO GET BULLET PROOF POWER BIKE AND BICYCLE?
SEE MONEY WEY EQUAL NIJA'S BUDGET FOR YEARS.
KAI grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Was Repositioned, "Neither Chased Out Nor Embarrassed" (Picture) by jokaka89: 4:34pm On May 29, 2019
THAT IS HOW BUHARI WILL BE REPOSITIONED WHEN HE FINALLY LOSSES AT THE COURT. grin grin grin cheesy wink smiley

NgeneUkwenu:
As you can see the from the picture attached, Oshiomole was actually moved to the end and not embarrassed as mischeviously reported earlier by the chronic wailers, aided by their news media.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re-OnJd7mXI
CelebritiesRe: Mr Ibu And Wife Stella Maris Celebrate 4th Wedding Anniversary by jokaka89: 3:49pm On May 25, 2019
CAN YOU SEE MR IBU SOEEPING IN WHITE SUIT.
THIS MAN IS SO HILARIOUS. grin grin


Faithway10:
Veteran comic actor, John Okafor better known as Mr Ibu, and his wife, Stella Maris Okafor are celebrating their 4th wedding anniversary today, May 25th.

Stella Maris took to Instagram to share a lovely photo with Ibu writing;  and wrote;

"Happy wedding anniversary to us ���������������, i pray for God's blessings and protection Amen .My people, it's our wedding anniversary today ��������������please pray for us�������� @realmribu"

John Okafor married Stella in 2015 after his first marriage crashed, and they have 3 kids together.

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2019/05/mr-ibu-and-wife-stella-maris-celebrate-4th-wedding-anniversary.html
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Commissions Dantinajo Hotels And Resort Oleh In Delta (Photos) by jokaka89: 3:25pm On May 19, 2019
You can get lost because of that.
You that ushers have never welcomed in your church before.
You are here talking rubbish.
I PITY YOU.



BuhariAdvocate:
He was received by deputy governor that is what obj reduce to.
Music/RadioRe: Name An Artiste Whose Lyrics Have Never Made Sense To You by jokaka89: 3:16pm On May 19, 2019
grin TERRY G AND SMALL DOCTOR
THEIR MUSIC AND SONGS NAWA
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YusufTheGreat:
Nigerian music has come a long way home and abroad, what’s not to love giving the kind of growth the industry has witnessed in recent years.

At this point, it is safe to say Nigerian music is going international and this (going international ‘ish’) now raises the question of whether or not our music is mature enough for the big stage out of Africa.

The reason for the rise of this question stems from the kind of lyrics our music contains. It is safe to say that most Nigerian artists pay less or no attention to the lyrical content of their music; all they want to make is a club banger that would get them some shows and gigs.

This obvious reason is why a singer as talented as Asa is more of a hit outside the country than inside the country.

Make we leave talk for another day!

Guys, Name One Naija Artist Whose Lyrics Has Never Make Sense To You
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Kill Father Clement Ugwu & Dump His Corpse In The Bush (pic) by jokaka89: 11:10pm On Mar 20, 2019
huh huh huh cry cry cry
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
A WHOLE FATHER .
THE KILLERS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED


RIP
HealthRe: Mouth Odour Remedy? by jokaka89: 12:31pm On Mar 04, 2019
The only thing I think is to brush twice or thrice a day.
Make sure you show gum (showing gum).
You can as well get a mouth wash,it is sold at supermarket.
PoliticsRe: Governorship Election: Who Is Osun State Next Governor? (Photos) by jokaka89: 12:32pm On Sep 18, 2018
Yes ,from my thinking.
I think Omisore has chance of becoming the governor with his intelligence,how he answered all questions on channels TV.
I promise you ,if he becomes the governor,he will deal mercilessly with this half salary government.
FamilyRe: Women Did Not Come From Men's Ribs - Nigerian Feminist Says by jokaka89: 9:36pm On Aug 29, 2018
I can't conclude that you are a fool.
If you are a CHRISTIAN ,please try ISLAM and rate yourself.
YOU WILL SEE THAT YOU AMOUNT TO NOFIN.
Selfish bush meat
PoliticsRe: Osun Governorship Election: Ademola Adeleke Leads With 51% In Twitter Poll by jokaka89: 8:30pm On Aug 25, 2018
Sit down there and be looking at Twitter votes.
The same way the American looked at Clinton leading on the internet.
Most voters are not on twitter.
SHIOR
TravelRe: PHOTO: Security Guards That Returned Bag Filled With Dollars by jokaka89: 8:06pm On Aug 23, 2018
IF ALL NIGERIANS CAN DO THE SAME THING AT DIFFERENT OCCASIONS .
NIGERIA WILL BE A BETTER PLACE TO LEAVE ,BUT I DOUBT IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WITH DIFFERENT UPBRINGING.
CORRUPTION EVERY WHERE.
I HAIL THOSE GUYS
WELL-DONE.
I WANT TO SEE WHAT BUHARI AND THE AIRPORT WILL OFFER THEM.
PoliticsRe: Kiki Osinbajo "My Henna Tattoo Picture Is My Favorite" - VP's Daughter Says by jokaka89: 5:06pm On Aug 16, 2018
HER EYEBALL BE LIKE THE EYEBALL WEY DON GET MALARIA..
Kikikiki

PoliticsRe: 2015: "How I Convinced Jonathan To Concede To Buhari" - Okonjo Iweala Reveals by jokaka89: 2:00pm On Aug 15, 2018
HMMMM
GOOD LUCK MADE A GOOD DECISION.
WHICH BUHARI WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IF HE WAS THE PRESIDENT.
BUHARI IS POWER DRIVEN ,NOW THE COUNTRY IS ON THE DOWNSIDE

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldier In Chad Cries Out: No Water, Much Mosquitoes, Snakes, Scorpions by jokaka89: 8:41pm On Aug 14, 2018
IS TIS HOW PRESIDENT BUHARI WAS TREATED IN THE ARMY?

stephenduru:
A Nigerian soldier named Umar Bapete stationed in Chad Republic has taken to Facebook to cry out over the bad conditions they are subjected to.According to him,they don't have enough food and also lack drinking water.Below is what he wrote...



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1964611647171719&id=100008687086201


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/08/foodno-watertoo-much-mosquito-soldier.html

PoliticsRe: Nigeria Recovers 693 Power Equipment Containers Abandoned At Ports For 15 Years by jokaka89: 7:25pm On Aug 03, 2018
Please,can someone abandon containers at the port for 15 years in this country and nothing will happen to it?
I SMELL LIES.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lesbian, Moji Solar-Wilson And Her Wife Pictured Together by jokaka89: 5:58pm On Aug 03, 2018
HER WIFE OR IS HIS WIFE?
BECAUSE I NO UNDERSTAND O
[Qquote author=AcuraZDX post=69952366]Moji Solar-Wilson who hails from Ijero-Ekiti in Ekiti State, got married to her lesbian partner in 2017. She shared the new photo of them on her IG page this morning.
''When you walk in love and with love, life becomes breathless'' she wrote

Gist From Zenithnaija.com
More Below


https://zenithnaija.com/nigerian-lesbian-lady-moji-solar-wilson-shares-new-photo-with-her-wife/[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Gov. Aregbesola Bags Doctorate Degree In Public Administration(photos) by jokaka89: 9:53pm On Jul 30, 2018
My brother God bless you
Someone who uses WAEC certificate as his only certificate to contest, and someone who was rusticated from the polytechnic Ibadan badging a phD.
This Nigeria self don dey tire me.
KingSainty:
Pls who saw Aregbesola when he was doing his PhD program? Cos I was so shocked when I saw this, I thought it was PhD in connections.

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