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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Re: A Yoruba Girl Seek A Caring Guy For A Serious Relationship (scam) by joker2k: 1:14pm On Dec 08, 2009
then take one small pangolo phone with you. But not your atm card
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Re: A Yoruba Girl Seek A Caring Guy For A Serious Relationship (scam) by joker2k: 12:38pm On Dec 08, 2009
I am right here. Just got banned not too long ago. I think the guy might be telling the truth. Fact is that, if armed robbers can predict
your movement, you can get caught that way. Even one of my friends caught by a policeman was forced to withdraw money from ATM!

Lesson wale: dont take your phones and ATM with you when next you are playing an away match!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Re: A Yoruba Girl Seek A Caring Guy For A Serious Relationship (scam) by joker2k: 12:02pm On Dec 08, 2009
sharrrrrap youuur maaauth dia!
Health / Re: Healthy Lips by joker2k: 12:22pm On Dec 07, 2009
mama-gee:

Use Vaseline. tongue
so it is possible that you are serious
Health / Re: Will She Die? by joker2k: 12:22pm On Dec 07, 2009
mehn
Health / Re: Curved Dick . Any Solution ? by joker2k: 12:21pm On Dec 07, 2009
a little curved? oh, it is like the letter c? is it so when erect or not?
Health / Re: Help! It Is Blood by joker2k: 12:20pm On Dec 07, 2009
MrCrackles:

Did someone burst your asshole shocked shocked shocked
na wa for you o. op oya, answer the kwueshun nao
Health / Re: Help! It Is Blood by joker2k: 12:20pm On Dec 07, 2009
now that is a small list indeed
Health / Re: She Needs Cure For Oily Face. by joker2k: 12:16pm On Dec 07, 2009
cosmetologists do the magick
Health / Re: Urgent: Pls Help To Identify My Aliment by joker2k: 12:16pm On Dec 07, 2009
it is allergy jor
Health / Re: Can You Marry Someone With Offensive Body Odour? by joker2k: 12:15pm On Dec 07, 2009
i dont think the odor is permanent all the time
Health / Re: Eating Of Pork Forbidden: by joker2k: 12:14pm On Dec 07, 2009
wow. this is serious mehn
Webmasters / Re: What's The Beef With Joomla? by joker2k: 12:07pm On Dec 07, 2009
i have only used joomla - i can only speak for myself
Literature / Re: Living Lovely (Flash Fiction, a Novella) by joker2k: 12:06pm On Dec 07, 2009
I am wondering if i can write a chapter for this book. possibly the prologue or something. . .i have some ideas
Jokes Etc / Re: Testimony by joker2k: 12:03pm On Dec 07, 2009
romsky:

Do yu know wats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse d order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girlz Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy Again.
that is the swag now

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