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Education / Re: UNILORIN Set To Introduce Train, Electric Bus Services by jokerphilics(m): 9:01pm On Apr 20, 2023
Yugoslavia247:
Unilorite make you calm down.


A school that is yet to be religiously liberal want to create train service.

School wey never produce students but half baked as we call them.

Bring a unilorin first class and test him. They fail woefully.

Na la cram la pour.

Abeg. Better they invest in pure water factory than this. Atleast water go dey to wash head after heavily cramming old syllabus




Una dey rush syllabus na. No be my fault na


Make una no vex abeg.
Then I said what I said
You are a sadist
That pure water factory wey u mention them don get am since 2014 plus bread Bakery wey somebody mention join. So oga park well. Envier ma him u be
Sports / Re: How Much Referees Get Paid Per Game by jokerphilics(m): 8:32pm On Apr 09, 2023
internationalman:
Too small compared to what players received weekly. I mean most of these referees cover more ground on the pitch than some of my darlin Chelsea players like Lotus Cheek and Kai Harvertz.

They are lucky I ain't a referee. I would have been making up for this meager salary by influencing the match I'm going to officiate. All I would have had to do was give money to someone else to stake on the match I'm officiating.. I would influence the result in favour of my bet in the least noticeable way.
And that is why we pray you never become one so as not to spoil our darling game for us amin
Health / Re: BEECHAM AMPICLOX And The Craze For "Sperm Washout" : Warning (VIDEO) by jokerphilics(m): 9:20pm On Sep 30, 2022
princewarri1985:
you dont need to know if the person is infected or not, just take becham apliclox after sex and you will be 100% protected even if the person have infections,
How do you know you are protected if you don't know if the disease is there in the first place
Health / Re: BEECHAM AMPICLOX And The Craze For "Sperm Washout" : Warning (VIDEO) by jokerphilics(m): 12:42pm On Sep 28, 2022
princewarri1985:
for 20 years now i always take ampliclox after having unprotected sex and it works like magic because for 20 years now i've never contracted any infection and all my friends also use the same method too
How did you know that the person you are having sex with is infected?
Health / Re: BEECHAM AMPICLOX And The Craze For "Sperm Washout" : Warning (VIDEO) by jokerphilics(m): 11:00am On Sep 27, 2022
dominique:
These stupid youths never cease to amaze me. Antibiotics that should never be taken indiscriminately is what they're now swallowing like vitamin c because that want to prevent pregnancy. By the time they develop serious antibiotic resistance and no medication is able to treat their infection, they start shouting that Nigerian doctors are quack.
You are wise.
That was how one guy for ma area dey take paracetamol pills wey me no know. Him con ask for paracetamol from me I tell am say I dn exhaust am say na one tablet remain make him manage am say e go work. Guyman tell me say the tablet no do am anything
Health / Re: BEECHAM AMPICLOX And The Craze For "Sperm Washout" : Warning (VIDEO) by jokerphilics(m): 10:52am On Sep 27, 2022
livinbygrace:
Hello

Gosh!!I don’t like condom and Its better for me not to have sex than to use condom.Once I put on condom,The urge for sex just disappear and I immediately lose erection.
So what’s the solution for people like us that don’t like using condom?
Go and marry
Health / Re: BEECHAM AMPICLOX And The Craze For "Sperm Washout" : Warning (VIDEO) by jokerphilics(m): 10:47am On Sep 27, 2022
Odoctor:

No, if it worked, it means the person wasn't ovulating. So could not also get pregnant even without taking the Beecham. It's a mere chance!

Beecham Ampiclox is not a contraceptive!
You Sabi wallhi
What these people don't know is that whatever this drug is to be used against is not there in the first place. If they think otherwise let the babe go knack correct HIV patient and take the capsule if it's gonna work.

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Health / Re: BEECHAM AMPICLOX And The Craze For "Sperm Washout" : Warning (VIDEO) by jokerphilics(m): 10:41am On Sep 27, 2022
Omihanifa:
Let me tell you something. It’s not everything science can explain o. Have seen people mix yellow and red capsules with Dry gin and it cured their infections.

Have also seen people consume garlic immediately after sex to prevent infections and it worked for them


Have also seen people use warm water and salt to wash their phussy after sex to prevent infections and up till today they are clean and std free.

Have also seen where people use wax from the ear to treat boil. After applying it, the wax the boil soften and the pus started coming out.

So what am saying in essence is that it’s not everything science can explain.

Haven’t you seen where people use agbo and other traditional concoctions to treat infertility and after a while they become pregnant.
How did u know the said 'people' had infection in the first place for you to confirm its potency.
FYI red and yellow capsule and garlic are antimicrobial substances.

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Education / Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by jokerphilics(m): 7:48am On Sep 26, 2022
JORDAN202:
2023 : WHY WIKE SHOULD BE MADE THE PDP CHAIRMAN TO SAVE PDP FROM COLLAPSE .... & .... THE AMBUSH AWAITING ATIKU, AND HIS POSITION !




(.............My position is that we have had the same group of politicians in the system for the past 58yrs. However, if we must choose from amongst the usual suspects, perhaps we should all now leave gossips about any individual in the gutter where it belongs................Every leadership candidate should be judged based on their competence, policies, and the chances of delivering on their policies. We do not need leaders who will come with Policy-as-Process or pay as you go approach, rather we need leaders who have a clear vision of the future of Nigeria, and have readymade Policy-as-Prescription ready to hit the ground running from day one. We need to go for quality this time around!)



Former vice president, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, is not new to presidential election contests in the country just as he is not alien to Nigerian politics. He has contested for Nigeria’s number one seat four times within the past two decades. Again, he has thrown his hat into the ring in 2023 as he is edged on by core loyalist .

Atiku’s first expedition into presidential election contest was in 1993 during the transition to civil rule programme of the Gen. Ibrahim Babangida junta. He sought for the plum job on the platform of the defunct Social Democratic Party (SDP) but came third after MKO Abiola and Babagana Kingibe in the primaries of the party. In 1998, he contested and won the governorship of Adamawa State on the platform of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). But while still waiting to be sworn into office, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, the presidential candidate of the PDP, picked him as his running mate. They went into the election and won in 1999 and were sworn into office on May 29, the same year.

The duo, however, reportedly quarreled in the build-up to the 2003 general election and Atiku, who had the overwhelming support of the PDP governors, almost scuttled Obasanjo’s second term bid. It was alleged that Obasanjo went on his knees to beg Atiku to put aside the issues between them so he could clinch the PDP re-run ticket in 2003. Atiku was said to have accepted his appeals and they went into the election on a joint ticket still on the PDP platform.

But the evidence of a broken relationship began to emerge soon after they were sworn in for a second term in office. Their hitherto harmonious relationship went so sour that Atiku openly opposed Obasanjo’s infamous quest for a third term in office in 2006. In return, Obasanjo declined to support Atiku as his successor in office. In fact, Atiku’s case was further compounded when his name appeared in the list of 135 politicians indicted by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) for alleged corrupt practices.

Following the EFCC report, Obasanjo had to set up a five-man panel tagged “Administrative Panel of Inquiry on Alleged Corrupt Practices by Certain Public Officers and Other Persons to produce a white paper on the report. The panel then recommended that Atiku should not be allowed to stand for the April 2007 polls and the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) acted on the recommendation. It took the judgment of the Supreme Court to allow Atiku, who had then defected to the Action Congress (AC) and picked the party’s presidential ticket, to contest the election. He expectedly lost the poll, coming third after the late Umaru Musa Yar’Adua and Muhammadu Buhari of the then All Nigeria Peoples Party (ANPP).

Atiku later re-joined the PDP and in August 2010 declared his interest to contest the 2011 presidential election on the platform of the party. He lost the ticket to former president Goodluck Jonathan. He remained in the PDP until February 2014 when he left the party to join the APC. Again, he contested for the position on the platform of the party but came third on the score sheet, with Buhari and former Kano State governor, Rabiu Kwankwanso taking the first and second positions, respectively.

Barely a year and five months to the next presidential election, which according to INEC’s timetable will hold on February 16, 2019, developments within Atiku’s political camp suggest that he would be throwing his heart into the ring again. But how far can he go? Can he break the jinx this time around or would it amount to another exercise in futility? For him to make a difference in 2019, he would have to overcome some forces. These include:

The Obasanjo factor

Atiku’s frosty relationship with Obasanjo has continued to resonate in political circles many years after the duo left office. Even though Atiku has sought to reconcile with his former boss, including visiting him in his Abeokuta country home sometime in 2009, many political observers believe that the issues between the duo are far from being over. As the then Ekiti State Governor, Ayo Fayose, revealed in a recent interview, Obasanjo is out to kill Atiku politically in retaliation for standing on his way. Fayose said: “Obasanjo told me that when you capture a General and you don’t kill him, he will come back and kill you; that since Atiku tried to stop him and failed, he must pay for it. And he (Atiku) is still paying for it.”

But sometime in 2014, the former president told the Northern Youth Leaders Forum who had a two-day meeting with him in Abeokuta that he had forgiven Atiku and other persons perceived to have offended him. “On the request that you made yesterday, I do not have any grudge against anybody. And if there is any, I have forgiven all as a father,” Obasanjo was reported to have said.

The truth is that Obasanjo is still very influential in the political scene even though he has announced his retirement from active politics. His support is critical to anybody contesting for the presidency under Nigeria’s present political configuration and it is not known whether both men have actually resolved their differences.

Mallam Nasir El-rufai

Atiku was reportedly instrumental in bringing the Kaduna State Gonvernor, Nasir El-rufai, into the Obasanjo administration and making him the Director General of the Bureau of Public Enterprises (BPE) and eventually a minister. But they have since fallen apart. Both men even had a public spat in November 2016 when Atiku accused the governor and former EFCC Chairman, Nuhu Ribadu, of betrayal, saying that Obasanjo used them to cook up the indictment that was eventually quashed by the court.

But El-rufai quickly responded thus: “Alhaji Atiku is already running for 2019, and he thinks that he can make people like us collateral damage in his attempt to rejuvenate his image. This obsession for power inclined him to support the rebellion against the party that manifested in the National Assembly and is continuing with obvious disrespect for the incumbent president. Everyone knows that I support and will continue to work for the success of President Muhammadu Buhari as he leads our country through tough times.”

The Governor had the opportunity to prove that he is for Buhari when one of Atiku’s loyalists, who is the serving Minister of Women Affairs, Aisha Jummai Al-Hassan, declared that she would be supporting Atiku in 2019 and not President Buhari, who appointed her into his cabinet, if both men choose to contest the presidential election. El-rufai was the first sitting governor to make a public statement on the issue, declaring that the majority of APC state governors and ministers were backing Buhari for re-election. And he did so while speaking with State House correspondents after visiting Buhari in Aso Rock two days after the Alhassan declaration. He is practically one of those who would stick with Buhari to the very end.

WIKE

For 2023, having lost, or perhaps lost due to the conspiracy of Ayorcha AYU, we seems to be in a mood to server both the PDP and Atiku a POLITICAL-UPPERCUT for not picking him as the VP candidate despite being overwhelmingly recommended for the plumb position. The WIKE gang-of-4 made up of MAKINDE ORTOM IKPEAZU WIKE, are more than capable of derailing Atiku' final attempt for ASO ROCK. Even as things unfold, Wike has now embarked on a publicity blaze which may finally destroy anything PDP.

Corruption allegation

The former vice president is yet to shake off the corruption tag foisted on him during his squabbles with Obasanjo. And Nigerians keep dusting up the issue each time his name is associated with presidential contest. Just after the recent Alhassan declaration, ordinary Nigerians took to the social media to question his integrity and claims to being prepared to rule Nigeria. In fact, some of them even tackled him on his Twitter handle @atiku on the issue and he had to respond by either debunking their claims or clearing their doubts.

Nevertheless, the former vice president recently lashed out at those portraying him as corrupt in the mainstream media, describing them as self-righteous political enemies. Abubakar, who spoke at a facility tour of the new ultra-modern Yaliam Press Limited in Jabi area of Abuja, urged his critics to either prove his alleged corrupt activities or keep quiet and mind the skeletons in their own closets.

“It is sickening to continue to regurgitate allegations of corruption against me by people who have failed to come forward with a single shred of evidence of my misconduct while in office,” he said.

ATIKU' DREAMS or DESPERATION ?

“The question I ask people who say that is this: what is the desperation about somebody following his dream?

When you are so passionate about something, what is the desperation there? If you can say Atiku is desperate, you would also tell me that President Buhari was desperate. After the 2011 election, President Buhari told the world that he was not going to run again. The rest is history but today, he is the president. For me, it is not out of desperation but patriotic zeal and dedication towards one’s fatherland,” said Atiku’s former campaign director and the National President, All Atiku Support Groups, Oladimeji Fabiyi in a recent interview.

Atiku’s acceptance in the North

But with an Atiku candidacy, it is unlikely that the North would queue behind Tinubu. Even though Buhari has now accepted Tinubu, this may not work for Tinubu because the North that we know may not want power going back to the South, and may rather stick with Atiku. This can be seen that in his previous attempts as a candidate, he serially won or did very well 14 states in the North due to his large following in the region.

More so, Atiku has been at the vanguard of the agitation for restructuring the country, a proposal which a good fraction of the northern political elite is said to be Happy with. So, when the chips are down, they are likely to use the to fully back him as their primary choice above Tinubu and Peter Obi due to their political interest within the region and Atikui would simply hold sway there.

Power rotation arrangement

There is also an unwritten power-sharing agreement, which ensures that the presidency alternates between the North and the South every eight years. It was consolidated in 2007 when former president Obasanjo, a southerner, handed over power to the late president Umaru Musa Yar’Adua after eight years (1999 -2007). The mechanism was devised to keep the peace in the country.

However, following Yar’Adua’s illness and eventual death after barely two years in office, power returned to the South in 2010 with Jonathan, Yar’Adua’s erstwhile deputy, in charge. The North was obviously not comfortable with that development and did not want Jonathan to rule the country beyond 2015. Many political observers in the country believe that the decision of the PDP to field Jonathan cost the party the March 28, 2015 presidential election, which was won by President Buhari of the APC.

With power back to the North, the expectation is that the South will take over in 2023. Even the South-east, where there is agitation for a sovereign state of Biafra, the political gladiators in the zone have been positioning for the presidency come 2023. So, Atiku would be faced with the challenge of convincing the power brokers in the South that he would serve for a single term in office and quit in 2023.

And even if he gives them his assurance, they are likely to take it with a pinch of salt, because history has proven that every sitting president the world over, except in rare cases, always seek a second term in office. So, even though most of the ruling elites in the South are on the same page with Atiku on the issue of restructuring, they may not queue behind him . The fear that an Atiku presidency might stretch till 2027 would be a factor to reckon with in the South come 2023.

In spite of these perceived odds, Atiku’s supporters, however, believe that 2023 provides the best opportunity for his presidential ambition. And that revelation again came from Fabiyi. “Ever since he has been contesting elections in this country, there has never been any time that he does not have the best chances but the reason why he could not scale through was because the so-called elite are so uncomfortable and do not believe that he would protect them,” he said.

NB:

In Atiku, the PDP has a formidable candidate to challenge the APC. I believe that very serious thought should be given to Atiku due to his experience in the system.

We all know Obasanjo painted him "corrupt" due to Atiku sabotaging Obasanjo' 2nd term attempt.

Atiku has never been charged to any court in Nigeria for corruption.

It is very wrong of Nigerians to allow themselves to be fooled or teleguided the way Obasanjo has teleguided and manipulated us for too long.

Atiku should be judged on his competence, and not based on the Obasanjo' Revenge-stories.

We know that power will remain in the North until 2023, so let us wisely look at the contestant's policies and evaluate whether they are truly deliverable.

The misinformation and the manipulation of the Atiku' name may, in fact, deny Nigeria of a man who may be able to move us forward.

ATIKU SHOULD GIVE WIKE POWER TO CONTROL PDP ?

Wike and his political gang need to be made to feel very important in the PDP.

It is true that Wike was at the forefront of the people that helped to steady & saved PDP from collapse following the political-genocide that befell the PDP after the 2015 defeat by the APC.

As it stands, Wike has no political position to contest for in 2023, and does not even have a Place-Holder for the Senate.

The nature of Wike would not make him allow himself to be sidelined in the thick of the 2023 battle for ASO-ROCK.

Wike' view may be that if he does not show his skills in 'moving mountains' during the elections, the Atiku govt may treat him like a nobody.

If I were Atiku, I will Remove Ayorcha Ayu as Chairman of the PDP and install WIKE to run the party just like PMB used Gov. BUNI to STABILIZE the almost collapsed APC.

The advantage of this to Atiku and the PDP is that Wike will deploy all his Arsenals to ensure that Atiku takes ASO-ROCK.

PDP will then see the usual disgruntled APC politicians moving to them.

Wike and his political-gang will feel HAPPY & APPRECIATED because they know that their political reward will be guaranteed after they put Atiku in ASO-ROCK.

Atiku would have then fulfilled his 30yrs dream to take the presidency of Nigeria.

Nigerians will rejoice, even for a brief moment after enduring the LIE-LIE of the APC for over 8yrs.

Wike will be striding like the Cheshire cat that got the cream.

Politically, Wike will be finished if he fails to DEMOLSH the APC like he has variously stated.

Failure will not be an option for Wike.

Ayorcha Ayu, even without the Wike crisis, will certainly not be able to finish the APC off.

Wike has the reach and the war-chest to deliver 2023 for Atiku.

Atiku & PDP needs Wike to force the PDP back into ASO-ROCK.

Ayorcha Ayu is a POLITICAL PAPER-WEIGHT that cannot survive the Tinubu' now deployed political-army.

A team of Atiku & Wike, would route the Tinubu political machinary.

Atiku & Wike should do a better SWOT analysis of the developing threat of the PETER OBI Movement which is now sweeping Nigeria.

Peter Obi, not Tinubu may sweep into ASO-ROCK if Atiku fails to dump Ayorcha Ayu and give the PDP instruments to Wike.

Politics in Nigeria is a very lucrative industry in Nigeria, and at this point of the possible implosion of the PDP, a wise Atiku should do unto Ayorcha Ayu what Brutus did to Julius CEASER.

There is no loyalty in Nigerian politics. Give your enemies what they want and they will make you much stronger.

A wise Atiku should DRESS WIKE IN BORROWED ROBES until after the Wike control of the PDP delivers ASO-ROCK to him in 2023.

Further, Atiku, PDP, Wike & his Associates, as well as Nigerians, should also remember to THANK ME (ELVIS DUKE) for solving the PDP wars ...
Carry your political comment go politics section.
You no go sec or primary school? Abi u be indomie generation wey Dem no flog
Romance / Re: Is It Bad To Date My Sister's House Help? by jokerphilics(m): 11:30am On Jan 05, 2020
bros be candid with me. are you looking forward to settling down with this girl or u wan hit and run?
Sports / Re: Europa League Trophy Stolen And Recovered by jokerphilics(m): 4:46pm On Apr 21, 2018
Thank God it didn't happen in Nigeria because of some fella that's gonna open there potholes and say anything before reasoning
NYSC / Re: I Need Advice On What To Do With My N300k Savings From Allaweee by jokerphilics(m): 11:17pm On Aug 09, 2017
elyte89:
Ogbeni ,300k,u no chop at all during service grin
I even dey wonder Hw e reach 300k . Abi dem dn increase allawee ni?
Food / Re: Manta Ray: Fish Caught In Bayelsa State. Photos by jokerphilics(m): 9:41pm On Aug 07, 2017
Ekwekwe1:


fresh water what??

this fish was caught down here in brass local govt.( new Sangana to be precise)

that's my friend putting on face cap( his name is Tekena)

it's no freshwater creature.
Which state be that abeg?
Sports / Re: Kylian Mbappe Is Partly Nigerian by jokerphilics(m): 5:42pm On Jul 26, 2017
The moment Nigerians see something good from any foreigner. Dem go start to dey do research claim to proof he is a Nigerian or has a Nigeria root. Nawa ooo
Romance / Re: Ramadan: Lagos Prostitutes Experience Low Patronage by jokerphilics(m): 12:28am On Jun 04, 2017
Those saying na Muslims dey patronise dem oloshos need to get a clue. My friend it's because of the month we are in. U no see say evil deeds reduce for this month. Beer parlour sef dey sell less abi na only Muslims dey drink?

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Romance / Re: USA Tops Porn Hub's 2016 Traffic Statistics by jokerphilics(m): 12:56pm On Jan 07, 2017
Lionbite:
Naija have moved on from porn to ghana movies cos these days you can hardly tell the difference between the two.
Am telling you

Nairaland / General / Re: See The Monitor Lizard I Caught In My Farm by jokerphilics(m): 1:19pm On Dec 28, 2016
eezeribe:
No wonder Donald Trump said Africa needs to be re-colonized.How can somebody kill a lizard and prepare as a meal in 2016 And display it online.
What happened to all the beef,chicken,mutton,chevron,pork,etc in the market
Anyway... Some will say it's his choice.
PLEASE LET US LEARN TO CONSERVE WILDLIFE.the rate of killing helpless creatures in this part of the world is alarming.
Anyway I am not surprised,a place where a teenager can be burnt alive for stealing garri...
There is no regard for life... Be it Human or Animal

NYSC / Re: My Dad's 40-Year-Old NYSC Cap Vs My 1-Year-Old NYSC cap (Photos) by jokerphilics(m): 1:12pm On Dec 28, 2016
princefunmmy:
Even this your 2016 cap quality pass my 2015 cap
Oh boy see cap shape wey be like doz igbako wey my mama dey use pack Eba for pot.
NYSC / Re: My Dad's 40-Year-Old NYSC Cap Vs My 1-Year-Old NYSC cap (Photos) by jokerphilics(m): 1:10pm On Dec 28, 2016
yomi007k:
undecided


U no knw say Nigeria get money in 60s, 70s, 80s, no be like today. ..




I doubt if future generation go wear cap.



Dem go jus tie bandana.
Bandana sef cost. Time go soon come wey be say na mufti u go dey wear as par say no FG no get money to sow cloth and cap.
Celebrities / Re: Tekno Celebrates His 24th Birthday With A Childhood Photo by jokerphilics(m): 5:49pm On Dec 17, 2016
Rexhenrex:
he has always been a fine boy,.... if I see my childhood pics sometimes I get scared.... grin
Lol
Education / Re: How Students Are Punished In Cameroon For Coming Late To School by jokerphilics(m): 9:37pm On Nov 05, 2016
DropShot:

I'm ashamed of this your post. This is 21st century and there are better ways of instilling discipline than this demeaning and reprehensible method.

I won't accept this punishment or anything close to it for my children from any school.

Modified*
No need to quote me to spew nonsense such as "how old are you?". Or "I'm sure you have no children" and "this is how our children get spoiled without disciplining them".

Just use pestle and planks on yours or throw them in oven all in the name of instilling discipline in them.

End of story.
Kai. I pity but way of reasoning. May upgrade it for u without data connection
Sports / Re: 6 Football Players Who Died While Playing In 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 9:31pm On Nov 05, 2016
Edwinmason:
heart attack...what are the team doctors doing
Dem go tackle death when e cum abi?
Food / Re: Lady Shares Free Food To Lagos Residents. Photos by jokerphilics(m): 9:25pm On Nov 05, 2016
patriotic9jaboy:
Even though there is hunger in the land, this is uncalled for. she might end up putting herself in trouble if any one dies as a result of food poisoning. people are dying in kogi for eating mere amala and this ignorant lady is looking for cheap fame. smh
Must you always be pessimistic
Phones / Re: Best 4G Android Phones You Can Buy On Black Friday by jokerphilics(m): 4:27pm On Nov 04, 2016
Appliances on point
Sports / Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Flaunts His Car Garage by jokerphilics(m): 4:24pm On Nov 04, 2016
fernandoc:
That bed sheet resemble my own. I don dey find am since.
Lol.
Go carry am nah, no waste tym abeg
Education / Re: “Does Speaking Of English As First Language Promotes Academic Excellence?” by jokerphilics(m): 7:06am On Oct 31, 2016
lyterydim:
The op above stole my ftc and also commented unprofessionally,
English has Notting to do with intellectual ability,
Let's used China and Korea as a case study,
They speak more of their dialects than English.
Yet you can't talk of intelligence without mentioning the above country.

Nigerian home simply compare there children to speak foreigh language because of publicity stunt.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Reading: EFL Cup (2 - 0) On 25th October 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 9:19pm On Oct 25, 2016
keandre:
A$$NAL MUST LOSE OR DRAW TONIGHT ,C'MON THE ROYALS

Wake up u are dreaming

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur: EFL Cup (2 - 1) On 25th October 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 9:04pm On Oct 25, 2016
justscorchone:
LFC just dey blow my mind this season,but could it be because we don't have many competitions to play? Anyways let's seize this chance and win all cups this season.
Wake up you are dreaming
Business / Re: Nigeria In Talks With Saudi’s Islamic Bank On Sukuk Deal by jokerphilics(m): 12:14pm On Oct 20, 2016
CHIJIOKE1314:
The wicked silly old rag-tag 'general' is handing us over economically to his terrorist Islamic brothers..

(once Nigeria agrees to the conditions the deal will be signed) which other conditions, they said no interests; right? Why can't they just hand over the cash and face the other way..

Ohh.. I understand, they must have spiced it up with some trade down overlaps to shadow the fake Islamic laws.. Before you know it they are making mind boggling profits coded in an angle to continue to exploit the gullibility of many Nigerians..

By the time you calculate all it would take to access and continue to maintain the loan, the criminal IMF would have been looking like saints..

All those Zombies quoting me 'upandan' may think other African (Islamic) countries who are not soliciting for this so called 'No or low' interest loans are fools..

Buhari and his team are up for it the same way they miscalculated every step that ushered us into the oblivion.. So they are fools and criminals!!

Buhari remains a beast!!
Berra get ur facts rite. What is practised in the UK. Are they gullible like u ova dere

Phones / Re: Check Out What You Need To Know Before Buying That Power Bank by jokerphilics(m): 12:06pm On Oct 20, 2016
The bigger the power bank the more its power capacity.
No go buy small size PB wit 20000 or more capacity expecting exactly what was written on it. Just open it and see the battery u will be amazed
Health / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Men Develop A Pot Belly Stomach So Early? by jokerphilics(m): 12:14am On Oct 20, 2016
buffalowings:
Be careful what you wish for

Hunger can make u develop six pack

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Ludogorets Razgrad: UCL (6 - 0) On 19th October 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 12:13am On Oct 20, 2016
tsmat:

arsenal fans beware!!!... one hater on the lose
Seen. Cocking gun. Dodge for safety

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