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PoliticsRe: Tell Your People To Forget About Biafra: Buhari Tells Igbo Corpers by jokerphilics(m): 11:36am On Sep 15, 2016
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CrimeRe: Photo Of The JSS2 Student Who Committed Suicide Over Boyfriend In Benue State by jokerphilics(m): 11:33am On Sep 15, 2016
Majority of the comments here is below par. Is she suppose to be falling in love at that stage or face her study. Chaii world dn end. Bae wey dem dn disvirgin for Js 2 if she finish institution wetin remain for d husband to chop. 10th hand goods
CrimeRe: Photo Of The JSS2 Student Who Committed Suicide Over Boyfriend In Benue State by jokerphilics(m): 11:23am On Sep 15, 2016
zuby4real10:
if I hear say she be j.s.s 2
Wetin u dey talk. Come c 23 years old idoma girl wey I c for Nimc office, she big ehn u go tink na above 30
PoliticsRe: Tell Your People To Forget About Biafra: Buhari Tells Igbo Corpers by jokerphilics(m): 11:17am On Sep 15, 2016
drss2:
dats d mistake u pipul keep making tinking it was Ojukwu dat formed biafra. fyi biafra predates d coming of europeans to africa. it never begin with Ojukwu neither did it begin with Nnamdi Kanu. biafra is older dan nigeria. u tink biafra is about Ojukwuhuh keep decieving urself.
The great historian that was born before Nigeria discovery. Tell us a super story abt biafra

CrimeRe: Photo Of The JSS2 Student Who Committed Suicide Over Boyfriend In Benue State by jokerphilics(m): 10:59am On Sep 15, 2016
Dshocker:
#PorkMeatSeller #Impregnated #ImpregnatedAnother #Dick #Death #SecondarySchoolGirl #Disappointed...Only God will judge her case.
Who will judge before.
CrimeRe: Photo Of The JSS2 Student Who Committed Suicide Over Boyfriend In Benue State by jokerphilics(m): 10:55am On Sep 15, 2016
aysnoopy:
idiot.
see as she dey look like buhari dog. old foul.
abeg, na weytin u need be that. the guy still on on earth dey flex.
but to be honest, this girl too old to be in j.s 2 o.
Kids of ds days na burger dem dey chop oo. U fit c anoda wey big pass am for primary school sef
PoliticsRe: Tell Your People To Forget About Biafra: Buhari Tells Igbo Corpers by jokerphilics(m): 10:54am On Sep 15, 2016
kettle84:
protect the integrity of the British contraption indeed. supposing they stationed the kind of army in the Niger Delta in Bornu, boko haram would have been a thing of the past for long. but oil is far important to them than human lives.he has been fighting for oil all his life.
So u r saying there is no improvement on the fight against BH since he came into office? U r a damn liar.
U know in ur heart sef DAT BH fight has improved massively.
CrimeRe: Photo Of The JSS2 Student Who Committed Suicide Over Boyfriend In Benue State by jokerphilics(m): 10:52am On Sep 15, 2016
RealJaneDoe:
That does not look like a jss2 at all
Kids of ds days na burger dem dey chop oo. U fit c anoda wey big pass am for primary school sef
Foreign AffairsRe: Michelle Obama: What We Will Miss Most About The White House by jokerphilics(m): 9:44pm On Sep 14, 2016
Austynzike:
Imagine me getting married 2 obama's first daughter, my life go change authomatically.
My frnd face reality and stop imagining. If e go happen i will advice u wake up and wipe ur face with water coz u r dreaming
HealthRe: Please Help, I'm Growing Bald At 23 by jokerphilics(m): 9:33pm On Sep 14, 2016
ikbnice:
I'm in my early twenties and my hair has started thinning by the side with my barber telling me am going bald gradually. It is still in its early stage. What can I do to revert it? I would be grateful if effective hair product/treatment is recommended.

Please help before my head looks like an egg at 23.
When God says yes why are u trying to say no. Its the lord's doing lol. No tamper with am instead gv am packaging u r not d first to be bald at dat age or stage and y r u comparing ursef wit odas. #self-esteem
SportsRe: Paralympics: Flora Ugwunwa Wins Gold Medal For Nigeria by jokerphilics(m): 9:14pm On Sep 14, 2016
Iamlordgee:
I'm sharing this because it is thought-provoking..
"My Dear Nigerian Youths", by Prof. Isa.
I am very angry and that is why I am addressing
you.
You are the source of my anger and I want to
vent my spleen- maybe not at you directly- but at
the arrogance of your ignorance.
You sit in front of a computer and rant all day
through social media but with every click, you
make money - not for yourself - but for Mark
Zuckerberg (Facebook).
With every megabyte of data you spend
complaining and maligning, you make stupendous
bucks for Etisalat, Glo and Airtel.
Over the next two years, the number of Nigerian
millionaires will jump by 47% but most likely you
will not be among because you are too busy
whining and complaining. And yet about 60% of
Nigeria’s 170m population are below 35 years.
Oh, what a waste! By the way, Mark Zuckerberg
was 19 when he started Facebook.
Africa’s youngest billionaire, Ashish Thakkar, is
31. He escaped from the Rwandan genocide and
relocated to Uganda where he started an IT
business.
Collin Thornton, who made his millions by fixing
bad computers and setting up Dial-a-Nerd, is 35.
Adam Horowitz, an 18-year-old entrepreneur,
started 30 websites in 3 years before he became
successful.
The only thing you have ever started is an online
petition. Have you heard of Jason Njoku? He’s 33
and the founder of Iroko TV. He received $8m
investment into his company just a few years
ago. What he does? Sharing the same Nollywood
films that you spend hours to watch online. He
didn’t just hang around waiting for Buhari to
make something happen or blaming Jonathan for
not making anything happen.
Kamal Budhabhatti was deported from Kenya but
while on the flight, he thought of the
opportunities in Kenya. He found his way back
after 6 months and today his company is valued
at $30m. He’s 36.
Have you heard of Chinedu Echeruo? Apple just
paid $1b for his app. He’s a Nigerian like you and
all he did was attempt to fix a problem. But for
you, the only thing you attempt to fix are your
nails- and your hairdo! Chinedu moved to New
York in 1995 and found it difficult to navigate the
city with ease so he developed HopStop to fix
the problem.
Stop listing all the problems - we know them
already but what are you doing about them?
Awolowo was 37, Akintola was 36, Ahmadu Bello
was 36, Tafawa Balewa was 34, Okotie-Eboh was
27 and Enahoro was 27 at the time of
independence of Nigeria.
In 1966, the first coup was led by Kaduna
Nzeogwu (29) and stopped by Murtala
Mohammed (28), TY Danjuma (28), IBB (25),
Sanni Abacha (23) and Shehu Yar'adua (23).
It brought in Yakubu Gowon as Head of State at
32 and Olusegun Obasanjo at 29.
You are in your 40s and you still sag your
trousers.
Of course, you know Linda Ikeji. You’ve spent
hundreds of hours on her blog laughing and
commenting while she smiles her way to the
bank.
She’s just built a house for her father in the
village- just by you clicking on her gossip and
sharing.
Your day is not complete without a stop by at
her blog. She was as broke as you are but she
turned a hobby into a business.
Are you that void of understanding?
You think those politicians have any regard for
you?
That is why I referred to the arrogance of your
ignorance at the beginning of this diatribe.
You have a false estimation of yourself. You
have an over bloated ego.
You are only as good as an election ticket - pure
and simple. You are only good to be used and
discarded like a used ballot paper. Who keeps a
used ballot paper anyway? That is why they only
remember you every four years.

SportsRe: Paralympics: Flora Ugwunwa Wins Gold Medal For Nigeria by jokerphilics(m): 9:04pm On Sep 14, 2016
kennyblaze007:
My name is Ken and I am a Corp member serving at Enugu State..I am of d Batch B set of corpers to pass out next month..This is a plea to the Governor of Enugu to please pay us our four months state allowee... We corpers, know how bad the economy is and how it has affected the payrol of every States but we plead with the able Governor to pay us because we need the money to atleast cater for ourselves for the short period before we get a good job after NYSC..We the Batch B members are to pass this October but yet to get our four months state allowee..
Pls let share this till it gets to Enugu Governor's office...
Thank you Nairaland for this platform
Look at u. U r not even happy. Me wey finish last year dem never flash my Acct with one kobo talk less of more than 6 months allawee wey u dn collect. U Berra be grateful
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can You Accept A Job Offer For N18,000 In This Present Economy? by jokerphilics(m): 6:56pm On Sep 14, 2016
Sezua:
then i was doing it for hussle oh, didnt knw i was gathering experience like garri.
Lolx.

FamilyRe: Is It Okay For A 20-Year-Old Girl To Marry? by jokerphilics(m): 6:46pm On Sep 14, 2016
CaroLyner:
Yessss
How many?
Use d celeb as example, how many is married. The way dem dey luk for husband ehn u go dey surprised but they are no showing it physically.

SportsRe: Paralympics: Nollywood Actress, Lauritta Onye, Wins Gold Medal by jokerphilics(m): 11:43pm On Sep 13, 2016
Tripleoluwa:
I know this babe º°˚˚°ºo. Chai. She used to live with her husband in Bariga Lagos b4 the husband get gbege with police ontop bunkery matter wey later carry am go prison. Very fresh a lady if you see her. Congrats to her and Nigerians
So. Must u talk abt people's personal life in a place like this just because u no abt it. Will u b happy if u r d one ds is done to.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Arsenal : UCL (1 - 1) On 13th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 11:32pm On Sep 13, 2016
1wolex85:
I come dey get one kind feeling say the guy better pass Cech. I thought his weakness was in organising the defence but Cech hasnt made it any better. We still conceded averagely the same number of goals with Cech last season
The guy good well a. But since DAT last season champe match wey him catch corner enter net na him people don dey downgrade am.
Ifu check d number of clean sheet him keep last 2 season u will be surprised
CrimeRe: Girl Rescued From Ritualists In Obiaruku, Delta State (photos) by jokerphilics(m): 11:28pm On Sep 13, 2016
Hw she take get in the car sef before dem carry her wan go do ritual.
Thank God for sha
Una dn learn una lesson be dat
HealthRe: Men Should Not Eat Okro Because Of This by jokerphilics(m): 11:04pm On Sep 13, 2016
Carter4luv:
yorubas who love okro and stew to eat dia ewedu...will not be happpy wit dis news. omo to shun
Wat r saying. Will DAT stop. Lai lai
HealthRe: Men Should Not Eat Okro Because Of This by jokerphilics(m): 10:59pm On Sep 13, 2016
Dem don know say anything den say so far as dem say den b scientist we go believe am coz we always believe dem know more.
Am a scientist also dere r many theories or research out dere that's not true.
HealthRe: Men Should Not Eat Okro Because Of This by jokerphilics(m): 10:49pm On Sep 13, 2016
AnonyNymous:
They dare not say anything blasphemous about the Holy Order of Nigerian Jollof Rice.
If dem dey talk am nko? U no go eat am again. Nobody fit persuade not to eat am. Tinz wey we grandpa chop born like over 10 children
HealthRe: Men Should Not Eat Okro Because Of This by jokerphilics(m): 6:22pm On Sep 13, 2016
adaksbullet:
So op his telled me that am not sopose too be eaten okroo vejitabu soop undecided undecided undecided are u whant too telled me whot too eaten? undecided undecided undecided



Mtcheeeeeeeeeee nosense poste angry angry

PhonesRe: NCC Slams N4Million Fine On Innjoo For Selling Substandard Phones by jokerphilics(m): 6:08pm On Sep 13, 2016
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FamilyRe: Is It Okay For A 20-Year-Old Girl To Marry? by jokerphilics(m): 5:13pm On Sep 13, 2016
Cletus77:
18 years na for book,my dear she never mature, tell the guy to wait till 25, u can even use dis to test jf he truly has patience and love for ur sis,and in this modern world, u require education to survive so, dont let ur family make a decision that will make her suffer for life......if dis is even true....no offence pls
Those that have finished school with certificate that turned down marriage offer then, where is their husband?
FamilyRe: Is It Okay For A 20-Year-Old Girl To Marry? by jokerphilics(m): 5:05pm On Sep 13, 2016
CaroLyner:
at 20 what she should be thinking of is her education and how to build a successful career for herself
is your sister ready for the toils and hassles of marriage?
is she willng to get married to im?
is she mentally mature for what comes afterwards?
these are some of the questions you should be asking her
Those that have built a successful career, are they married now?
PhonesRe: NCC Slams N4Million Fine On Innjoo For Selling Substandard Phones by jokerphilics(m): 1:26pm On Sep 13, 2016
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 1) On 10th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 11:41pm On Sep 10, 2016
CaptPlanet:
Arsenal lucky

Wasn't a penalty
Luck ko ice cream ni sogbo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 1) On 10th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 11:40pm On Sep 10, 2016
kirian202:
GOD i thank you na so i nealy lose this money now.the last game in my coupon wen other games don play finish.i swear i no go use arsnal play game again ..........CITY FOR LIFE we are the citizens
Kill ursef with high blood pressure don't look for Berra tinz to do. Olojukokoro#100 to win 3trillion

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 1) On 10th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 11:22pm On Sep 10, 2016
kinibigdeal:
That Penalty must be investigated by the FA
So dem go cancel am ba?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 1) On 10th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 11:20pm On Sep 10, 2016
VhatAmazingDude:
8 of his last 9 Premier League goals are from the Penalty Spot, Santi Carzola.

Elsewhere, Snodgrass has pulled Hull City level with a free-kick
DAT free kick mad die
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 1) On 10th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 11:15pm On Sep 10, 2016
kinibigdeal:
Sanchez we told you to come to liverpool but you refused
Better team dey talk Liverpool sef dey mk mouth

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 1) On 10th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 11:09pm On Sep 10, 2016
suzan404:
I nor know sef............the thing come dey somehow.....I don port to man utd but I dey think say make I come to arsenal....but wetin I dey see here is not encouraging at all.....make I just stick to my club.....I nor do again cry
Berra join the most consistent team jeje and no join all doz shop rite teams
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 1) On 10th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 10:46pm On Sep 10, 2016
joey150:
Kos scored that goal like a real number 9.
1 1
Am telling u

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