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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 1) On 10th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 10:43pm On Sep 10, 2016
kenness:
Southampton go flog arsenal today
In ur dreams
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can You Accept A Job Offer For N18,000 In This Present Economy? by jokerphilics(m): 10:27pm On Sep 10, 2016
mattyboy007:
I Ratherdo labourer work dan accpt dis scrap a month.. wit labourer wrk daily, am sure of keeping 1k daily aftr i hv set out money for food.. #God abeg pick my call bikonu#
Did u know how u go look like some years after . u go dey rigid like cloth wey dem put too much starch to.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can You Accept A Job Offer For N18,000 In This Present Economy? by jokerphilics(m): 10:14pm On Sep 10, 2016
Sezua:
what da fuq are you saying? It's not my fault that you can't do the things I can do. I have only a BSc in accounting, but I had to put my hands into learning a lot of other things. I av been a tailor, electrician, personal Assistant, cyber cafe operator at different points in my life. So please don't be stupid.
Only you. kilode u wan kill ursef. U wan turn yasef to a foreman
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can You Accept A Job Offer For N18,000 In This Present Economy? by jokerphilics(m): 10:09pm On Sep 10, 2016
joseph1832:
Hell No!. God forbid bad thing. I'd rather be a labourer than accept that nonsense sum.
How much are labourers collecting. Iya lomaje eku
PoliticsRe: Aftermath Of 3Hour Heavy Downpour In Ondo Town by jokerphilics(m): 10:08pm On Sep 10, 2016
Explorers:
Those people are trapped, see our transformer.

When we go get light nwhuh
Like 2 years from now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 1) On 10th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 10:07pm On Sep 10, 2016
Ebukaidoko:
I don't even know who to support here
Support APC
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can You Accept A Job Offer For N18,000 In This Present Economy? by jokerphilics(m): 10:04pm On Sep 10, 2016
Some people are so fake shaa. They will cone here ranting dey can't take so so amount while they are the ones opening bet shop with the owner 7 am in the morning with #100 or #200 wanting to win millions with it. Aja one ere
CrimeRe: Driver Steals UNILAG Lecturer’s ATM Card, Withdraws N2.7m by jokerphilics(m): 9:56pm On Sep 10, 2016
Alexkene:
A F O N J A .....the love for money will kill you guys.
Mumu. Wetin kill your ancestors
CrimeRe: 55-Year-Old Female Pilgrim Excretes 82 Wraps Of Cocaine by jokerphilics(m): 9:49pm On Sep 10, 2016
[quote author=ChukwuIbrahim post=49245075]www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/55yr-old-female-pilgrim-excretes-82-wraps-cocaine/



warriors in d haus, oya war start grin grin[/quote
What a man can do a woman can do better
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 1) On 10th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 9:42pm On Sep 10, 2016
kinibigdeal:
That Penalty is uncall for
The great referee, ref kolina
Y don't u go collect d whistle for him mouth and blow otherwise.

AgricultureRe: Carrot Farming.. From The South West.. by jokerphilics(m): 9:38pm On Sep 10, 2016
Afonjas:
I'm partying now

I'll reply u later
So ds one be reply
Science/TechnologyRe: See The Big Python Killed In My Community. (pics) by jokerphilics(m): 9:23pm On Sep 10, 2016
khenykhey:
While other countries are generating revenue from wildlife tourism, we are busy eating our limited wild animals... smh. Maybe we'll all rest only when cattle, dogs and cats are the only animals we have left. And I'm not sure about dogs in some regions lipsrsealed
What is this one saying. Since inception of time wey dem dey kill am chop e finish. Abi if an animal go go extinction na u go mk am happen abi na God
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 10th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 9:21pm On Sep 10, 2016
SweetPoison22:
My 7k SURE die. I warned mourinho last nite.


2k for offering tomorrow, 1k for fuel, then i go use the remaining 4k take buy foodstuff. Nagode Guardiola.
Offering with gamble (bet) money. I can't laff
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 10th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 9:05pm On Sep 10, 2016
pek:
Where are you from?
Gbagi
PhonesRe: NCC Slams N4Million Fine On Innjoo For Selling Substandard Phones by jokerphilics(m): 9:02pm On Sep 10, 2016
Damiiron:
munu Peopleses!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 10th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 8:58pm On Sep 10, 2016
GossipHeart:
[size=13pt]I just dey drink for house dey watch this match


I know what Manchester united are capable of doing.

Now, you will see how Manchester united will win this match[/size]
Mk we know say u dey drink ba?
BusinessRe: Amancio Ortega Overtakes Bill Gates As The Richest Man In The World by jokerphilics(m): 2:33pm On Sep 10, 2016
otabuko:
Despise not the days of little beginning.....

He and the wife started from their living room....

And some people will be complaining that they're looking for 1 million capital to start up something..
Tell them
EducationRe: Kenyan Student Had Sex With Her Lecturer & He Gave Her 'E', Then She Did This by jokerphilics(m): 10:00pm On Sep 09, 2016
Ayettibaje gan ooo. Chaaaiii. Wey u spread hair for head like porcupine
PhonesRe: Lady Who Posed On Top Of A Car Becomes A Laughing Stock Online - Photos by jokerphilics(m): 9:32pm On Sep 09, 2016
This one no be weed. E be like say dem cook one inedible plant(grass) along with vegetables for her.
Christianity EtcRe: Girl Uses Her School Fees To Sow Seed Of Faith In Church by jokerphilics(m): 8:41pm On Sep 07, 2016
For say na lower class I for say d suffer wey u go suffer go sow buba and sokoto for u
EducationRe: OAU Shuts Down Hostel Mosques Over Doctrine Similar To Boko Haram by jokerphilics(m): 7:06am On Sep 07, 2016
chimauga:
Muslims whala every where
U are so daft. Berra read and confirm before saying anytin. Deuteronomy 21: 10-14, polygamy- Genesis 4:19,
EventsRe: Happy Birthday To Us Pweetylivia And Rosalieene by jokerphilics(m): 11:35pm On Sep 06, 2016
Na for frank edoho's who wants to be a millionaire studio u snap am
SportsRe: Asisat Oshoala Pictured Behind Her BMW by jokerphilics(m): 11:32pm On Sep 06, 2016
tellwisdom:
This cheap car??
Mogbe. Cheap car. This car go buy your family house abi Wetin u dey talk. Where ur own sef?
Christianity EtcRe: Biodun Fatoyinbo And His N1m Gucci Tote Bag (photo) by jokerphilics(m): 11:14pm On Sep 06, 2016
Hahaa oga ooo. 1milla just like dat. Wetin e take different from all doz folder wey we dey carry go secondary sch then. Just dey waste money anyhow. Can even come out boldly to show it off wen hunger dey wire pple anyhow for town even for him church. Act of idontcarelism.
EducationRe: WAEC Supervisor Assaults Female Muslim Candidate by jokerphilics(m): 11:06pm On Sep 06, 2016
CzarRex:
for what we know,she might have been using the hijab as a cover for cheating in exams..if I may ask why only her,when there are other girls on hijab in the exam hall



I refuse to believe this story until I hear the supervisor's side of the story
Are u dere or are u among d supervisors knowing she's not the only one putting on hijab and besides hijab is different from scarf even from burqa so wat are u saying.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Addressed As ‘his Excellency, President Of Biafra’ In Kuje Prison by jokerphilics(m): 10:21am On Sep 06, 2016
midolian:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/nnamdi-kanu-addressed-excellency-president-biafra-kuje-prison/
Like if u are giving d power u will not do as ur past leaders have done. Gerara here mehn

PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Addressed As ‘his Excellency, President Of Biafra’ In Kuje Prison by jokerphilics(m): 10:17am On Sep 06, 2016
MaziOmenuko:
Had to click on the link to be sure vanguard actually wrote that. Sounded like one of those news members of press club at secondary schools come up with in practice of being future journalist.
Lolx. Nawa for u oo
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Addressed As ‘his Excellency, President Of Biafra’ In Kuje Prison by jokerphilics(m): 10:16am On Sep 06, 2016
MaziOmenuko:
Had to click on the link to be sure vanguard actually wrote that. Sounded like one of those news members of press club at secondary schools come up with in practice of being future journalist.
Lolx
PoliticsRe: Military Kills Five Red Scorpion Members In Imo by jokerphilics(m): 10:11am On Sep 06, 2016
Freiden:
[s]Daily Sun reports that the militants were shot dead yesterday, September 6 by the JMTF which stormed the affected areas at the weekend.[/s]

I'm doubting this news jare!

Pinshure of those killed or ....
U don't believe. Lolx
PhonesRe: 11 Things You Can Do With Your Phone's Camera Other Than Selfies by jokerphilics(m): 10:07am On Sep 06, 2016
oganology33:
I'm still laffing at maself why dat maths solving part got my total attention. Lolol
U dn ever imagine DAT moment wen ur neighbor's child com meet u to help am do assignment. U first look d question. Ehen ehn na d question b ds. U scratch head tell am to cone for evening. Evening time dem no see u for house till d next day. Lol
BusinessRe: Ed-el-kabir 2016: See The Prices Of Rams Across Nigeria Today by jokerphilics(m): 10:01am On Sep 06, 2016
Kellygold:
Did you know that you can get loan (up to 20 million naira) from owning a POS machine, NO COLLATERAL?
Click here
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/10zruXkiyYSRa4r0LOVrScKlJo6K-xgap3du5rcdB9Ag/viewform?ths=true&edit_requested=true
to fill the form, you will be contacted on the amount you are eligible to get.

All the best!!
Get ur own first den share testimony
BusinessRe: Ed-el-kabir 2016: See The Prices Of Rams Across Nigeria Today by jokerphilics(m): 10:00am On Sep 06, 2016
PassingShot:
[s][/s]
This your prayer shall not come to pass. Going by current development, price of rice will be around 12k or less by Christmas. When it happens, you're free to go look for the one of N50k for yourself so you can say "I said it".

This going rate is not much different from last year's.

And that you call Sallah ram "ordinary ram" shows your lack of knowledge about the traditional cost of Salah rams.


As I always say, wailing is allowed but with common sense!
No mind am him don buy one before. And if den gv u nah u go open ya mouth dey shout say d meat sweet oo not knowing u dn talk sumtin else before

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