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PropertiesRe: Supreme Court Upholds Right Of Female Child To Inherit Properties In Igboland by jokerphilics(m): 4:30pm On Oct 09, 2016
afanide:
Thank God i am getting married to an Igbo girl cheesy cheesy cheesy.....
Meaning?
SportsRe: Zambia Vs Nigeria 2018 Fifa World Cup Qualifiers 1 - 2 (Full Time) by jokerphilics(m): 4:25pm On Oct 09, 2016
Liability:
u mean nigerians and their wickedness wants to enter heaven? Dont deceive urself my friend. The fulani herdsmen, tribalistic igbos, the betrayying yorubas, the islamic hausas, the cultic ijaws, cross rivers, edos, akwa iboms, the diabolic tivs idomas egbiras igalas ngas nupe kanuri? Which heaven! U all r nti christ urselves.

PhonesRe: I Thought I Lost My Phone But This Man Returned It. (pic) by jokerphilics(m): 6:00pm On Oct 08, 2016
TreasuredLeidy:
dats good of him..

buh wait a sec, if it was IPhone 7 u forgot, u sure he gonna return it?
U r definitely saying wat u gonna do if its u
PoliticsRe: Buhari Receives Sheik Abdul-Muhsin Ibn Muhammad Al-Kasimy In Aso Rock (Photos) by jokerphilics(m): 8:16am On Oct 08, 2016
iyke484real:
Abeg ooh b4 them sue me for plagiarism! na copy I copy ooh Abeg...

first of all ..president buhari is a good president a man of integrity,he's incorruptible .





PLEASE I SAID THE ABOVE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL The truth is that President Buhari has brought nothing but poverty, incompetence, fascism, ethnic cleansing, recession, abuse of power, persecution, genocide, chaos, destruction, division, fear, death, shame and the gnashing of teeth to Nigeria. He has no way of running the country other than to intimidate the citizens with brute force and threaten the opposition with his numerous security agencies. That is his legacy and it is one of failure, lost opportunitues and shattered dreams. Finally the President would do well to remember that a large number of people that supported him in his quest to become President in last years election were all originally from the PDP.

PoliticsRe: Buhari Begins The Process Of Payment Of N5,000 To Extremely Poor Nigerians -Pic by jokerphilics(m): 7:30pm On Oct 07, 2016
olaitoro:
Chai, imagine Apc using their directionless economic policies to turn Nigerians into internal displaced persons IDP in bid to make their 5000# attractive.

Well I trust my 5%ers we can never fall for such cheap propaganda.

Apc and propaganda....nawaa


Op, that your pics is gwoza cum borno Idp camp.

EducationRe: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by jokerphilics(m): 7:34am On Oct 06, 2016
tmanis:
No nicknames for my teachers, I schooled in Yougoslavia
Dream on
SportsRe: Ifeanyi Ubah Meets West Ham Officials In Lagos For Possible Deal With NFF (Pics) by jokerphilics(m): 10:10pm On Oct 05, 2016
Gentlelife50:
I must check name, ayam tempted to.
He's igbo...
This tribe won't be happy, that's the AFONJAS.
See their faces like they fought with hundred lions.

Na me and them for this nairaland grin
Ain't no tribalist, but wat I see here is complete immaturity or u r looking for mentions or likes.
Grow up
FamilyRe: My Parents Are Against Me Getting Married by jokerphilics(m): 10:08pm On Oct 05, 2016
LekinsRibirth:
I'm currently on a crossroad and I really need your cordial insights on this issue.
I graduated two years ago and I'm currently 25years old and God has been extremely so good to me.
I was recently able to secure a job in a multinational firm and I receive a very good pay.
I've been able to put a lot of things in order and I feel I'm ready to settle down.
I proposed marriage to my girlfriend who is currently 23 and she accepted. our families have been friends even before we were born. myself and her grew up together and we are literally best friends( we've officially been dating for the past 4years).
I've stated my intentions to my parents and hers but they both disagreed .They said we're too young to start a family and we should wait for a minimum of 4 to 5 years .
I'll be travelling out of the country next year with my company to start an off-shore business unit and I planned to get married to her by December and take her along with me.
I really don't know what to do as my family has become my enemy in this issue.
They threatened not to give me their blessings and never to accept money from me if I go ahead with my plans.
Guy u Berra explain in wise and calm manner to them before u bring akata or start sleeping with baes all around. With marriage u become and seen as a responsible fella. Age doesn't matter dey aren't d one DAT makes their's happy as it is from then till now. It's God
RomanceRe: Pregnant Mad Woman In Bayelsa & Her Mad Boyfriend Loved Up (Pics) by jokerphilics(m): 10:15pm On Oct 03, 2016
EXLOVER:
Just wondering, Abeg Oyibo people dey fry groundnut with sand?

Love is not a limited something, is for everybody. I started falling in love at the age of 5. Hmm... Flashback.
At age 5.
U need deliverance
PoliticsRe: Fresh $30million Found In Bank Accounts Linked To Patience Jonathan (pic) by jokerphilics(m): 10:05pm On Oct 03, 2016
SamuelAnyawu:
Another Media story to wet down the dry throats of gullible Nigerians for the new week



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin



Dear Buhari thank you for recovering our Monies from Corrupt leaders grin grin But we need power, good roads, lovely railways etc

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Take This $1200 Job Offer Or Not? by jokerphilics(m): 9:56pm On Oct 03, 2016
Goddys:
Please I need an advice of experienced peeps here.
A friend of mine working in Dubai wants to link me up with a factory job of 400k salary, and also I am due to partake in one year vocational training in Nigeria Law school that would enable me to practice as a lawyer in Nigeria.
Now I'm left in the dilemma of accepting his offer to link me up with the job or proceed to Nigeria Law School to qualify as a lawyer in Nigeria

Please what do I do?
I dey pity u already unless I get the connection coz na everyday u dey hearsay na charge and bail lawyer full everywhere now
FamilyRe: My Wife Absconded With Our Kids by jokerphilics(m): 9:37pm On Oct 03, 2016
taiiremide:
My wife absconded with our kids (2 boys). We’ve been married for 4years plus. I did everything a good husband would do to please his wife, but she never satisfied. Before we got married, I’ve a good job and she knew my worth, after marriage things isn’t as rosy and it used to be, I lost my job and I was able to get one after 2 months but the salary is 120k excluding other freelance jobs I do online.

We’re unable to save. We spent most of the money on food stuffs, I hate seeing her hungry. She called me one faithful night and reminds me of the premises I made before we got married about the car and supermarket I promised her (I can’t remembered making such promises), but I still encourage her to be patient with me, that things gonna be fine. She never supported me as she’s not working. I remember I gave her 450k to start a business; she was pregnant at the time so she rejected the money because of her condition. I added some money and I bought a car, I needed the car to hustle for contracts, I cant be jumping from okada to marwa, nobody gonna take you serious. A month later, I got a printing contract from one of the best companies in Lagos, the condition is to use your money for the contract so I sold the car to print the job, I bought a machine unfortunately the machine packedup, i lost the gain and money for the car but I was able to delivered the job more that expectation but I lost huge amount of money. She always complaining ever since, when I tried to encourage her that things will be fine she will ask me ‘when’.

She treats my kids as if she wasn’t the one that brought them to this world, she always using negative words for those kids, I later realized she doesn’t love me, if she love me, she’ll equally love my kids.

4 months ago, she went to visit my younger sister in osogbo, she saw the way my sister’s business was moving fine, she fall inlove with osogbo, she sent a message thus ‘dear, guess I am in love with Oshogbo is peaceful and cool’. When she came back to Lagos, she said she wanted us to move to osogbo, after much persuasion and consideration I succumbed. We moved to osogbo, I spent more than 300k. 2 weeks later, she started complaining that osogbo is boring. I was so mad. I had to risk my life travelling from osogbo to Lagos almost every week.
On the 16th of September (a day after I celebrated our last born birthday) she left for Lagos for her sister’s wedding, I gave her 12k for tfair and other expenses. I called her a week later to remind her that our first son gonna resume school the following Monday, that’s when she said she’s no longer interested in the marriage, that I should move on, I called her mother, she said I should come see her but my family stopped me, since we never had a fight and I was not the one that sent her packing that she should be the one to come.

I’m missing my kids, they’re my life, I don’t know what to do.
ur matter dey God hand. U Berra go luk for anoda wife. From what u wrote I can see DAT ds ur wife is interested in u bcoz of money. U need serious prayer getting anoda wife. Once beaten twice shy. Make sure u collect ur child from her co d way she go treat them, na d intro u see when she still dey wit u.
FamilyRe: Will I Ever Get Married? by jokerphilics(m): 9:28pm On Oct 03, 2016
seizethaBae:
I don't even know where to start or how to explain what my problem is, hopefully i get lucky for the 'problem' to be 'diagnosed'. I'm a 27yrs old lady, finished university very very early and i've been extremely lucky with almost everything in life, but to get a suitor and settle down na palava. Friends/family members keep saying I'm too choosy or not serious.

Honestly, I AM NOT choosy. When the one thing i fast/pray for is for God to link me with the bone of my bone very soon, I even gave up my travelling plans in order to increase my chances of finding a future patner (i know you can meet ur patner anywhere, but na just to shut up people wey don tink say i no dey serious), a close friend even suggested i pend my 'work-from-home business', look for job so i can be leaving the house, and i got lucky within a month or two of dusting my CV i got a fantastic high paid job with no connection (honestly i've always been so lucky when i ask God for anything but i have no idea why he is delaying this). I just dont know how to explain it, the ones i like doesnt like me and the ones i dont have single feelings for will do anything to wife me. I'm not desperate or something, i just want to reach out if I'm the only one having this problem.

There was even a time i made up my mind to accept an ex proposal even tho i have no single feeling for him, i kept hoping/fasting/praying for a miracle to happen so i can at least like him (even if its 20%) bcus hes just too PERFECT, but it didn't just happen. My type of man doesnt need to be extremely rich, tall, handsome like most ladies dream man. He should just be neat, God fearing and have something upstairs biko (i love intelligent guys). Back to the main reason why i created this post; Married women/mature lady out there, has this ever happen to you? I really envy people that love their partners and they are loved back equally. Married women, please, I'm waiting to hear from you.

And for most people that will think I'm looking for a rich guy, believe me i once met a guy that was willing to sponsor my M.Sc in UK if i can be his Mrs, but i will never engage in anything that will bring curse on my head. So my problem is not even money. I'm so sick and tired
Bar. Wise up
U dn tell lazy bones (guy) wey dey luk for evergreen land what's ur taste. All doz wey u meet here go keep DAT in mind and implement it so u go dey tink say u dn meet d riteman. Be wise and don't let ur case b ones beaten twice shy.
My advice- just be very prayerful DAT u meet d "good" and rite man for u. He who is patient will always get d best. Persevere u hear.
CelebritiesRe: Sound Sultan & Wife Celebrate 7 Years Wedding Anniversary by jokerphilics(m): 11:02pm On Oct 02, 2016
tobida:
Dat is not a question, it is respect for the culture u married into that is being debated.

u open eye marry from another tribe come dey convert ur spouse to ur tribe by giving dem name their parents never called dem, aint u better marrying from your tribe in the first place?
U c rope for her neck or u dn hear her family causing trouble bcoz of DAT. Wetin cun b ur own.
FamilyRe: She Got Pregnant At 11 But Today She Is Married And Also A Masters Holder by jokerphilics(m): 5:18pm On Oct 01, 2016
D son get Apollo abi Wetin dey do him eye. Snapping madness
PoliticsRe: How Are You Celebrating Nigeria At 56? by jokerphilics(m): 5:04pm On Oct 01, 2016
vicola0281:
av been banging my visiting galfrnd frm abj since morning... wish tomarro was anoda independence day

PoliticsRe: How Are You Celebrating Nigeria At 56? by jokerphilics(m): 4:59pm On Oct 01, 2016
Just finish semo with ponno kika. No light so na to hit viewing centre to watch ball. Lol
PoliticsRe: How Are You Celebrating Nigeria At 56? by jokerphilics(m): 4:58pm On Oct 01, 2016
Just semi with ponno kika. No light so na to hit viewing centre to watch ball
PoliticsRe: We Will Save $10bn From Fuel Importation- Buhari by jokerphilics(m): 4:49pm On Oct 01, 2016
omohayek:
Aren't these the same old four refineries that we keep being told will soon be fully functional "after repairs"? Isn't this the very same story that has been repeated for more than a decade now? They say the definition of madness is repeating the same thing over and over, but expecting different results ...

It's been obvious for a long time now that Buhari is a man who has learned nothing new over the past 30 years, and as such nothing but the same old stale rubbish can be expected of him. What is mystifying is the gullibility and ignorance of all the commenters who scream about how terrible it would be to sell "national assets" even when these so-called "assets" have never performed up to expectations within the average Nigerian's entire lifetime. The money spent "repairing" these obsolete and badly located refineries over the last 10 years would have been more than enough to build 6 brand new ones from scratch in the same time period, yet mention the word "privatization" and all manner of educated illiterates come out of the woodwork to spout rubbish about "patrimony" and so on.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 24th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 9:46pm On Sep 24, 2016
Freiden:
Lol......make i hand curve like crayfish if Chelsea draw this match
Lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: Guys Play With A Python Killed In Akwa-Ibom State. Photos by jokerphilics(m): 9:11pm On Sep 21, 2016
kaen1317:
Nairaland and Pythons are like....you know the picture
Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal -League Cup (0 - 4) On 20th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 6:46pm On Sep 21, 2016
Greenbullet:
so you don't know
how players are rated ,chaiiii OK , lemme help you visit www.sofifa.com and navigate through and you ee will see.
U dey dere

CelebritiesRe: Tonia Ferrari Okoro: I Pulled Down My Jeans & Showed Actors My Naked Bum Is Real by jokerphilics(m): 6:35pm On Sep 21, 2016
Indeed u believe in decency. With all ds rubbish u r calling pishure. Mad man sef sabi Wetin decency means Dats y dem dey always grab naked girls wey turn dem on.
EducationRe: UNILORIN 400L Student Slumps And Dies (Photos) by jokerphilics(m): 6:20pm On Sep 21, 2016
MadCow1:
I wish him a speedy recovery in Jesus Name.
Did u read d news at all?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal -League Cup (0 - 4) On 20th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 10:47pm On Sep 20, 2016
Greenbullet:
PEREZZZZZ,DIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.
On point

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea - League Cup (2 - 4) On 20th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 10:43pm On Sep 20, 2016
Cherishing:
From now onwards Mrs ivanovic should remain in the bench with likes of matic and Oscar, I want to see my club go on a long ruthless win.
Even if u play am for PlayStation u no go win talk less of real life
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal -League Cup (0 - 4) On 20th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 10:40pm On Sep 20, 2016
Anabel:
I'm here for good and not evil
anyone wey u carry come we dey at alert. Its d Gunners we gun u down.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal -League Cup (0 - 4) On 20th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 10:37pm On Sep 20, 2016
freakthingz:
Save it for mourinho

Com take 400 naira buy yourself paracetamol to relieve your pained soul


keep the change grin
How much dem dey sell paracetamol. Give am #50 mk him go manage am.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal -League Cup (0 - 4) On 20th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 10:34pm On Sep 20, 2016
[quote author=Greenbullet post=49534899]how can FIFA rate pogba as 88 and xhaka as 82,is that not madness
In what manner?
As in how?
Science/TechnologyRe: Big Grass Cutter Killed By My Neighbour Now by jokerphilics(m): 3:38pm On Sep 18, 2016
davodyguy:
Who's this kid?
Its WizKid. Abeegggiii
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 18th September 2016 by jokerphilics(m): 3:35pm On Sep 18, 2016
herzern:
Mourinho's side will finish at the top of Wenqer's side this season....

It's a fact!...

So yhu Arsenal fans should stop qivinq yhurself these fadinq-hopes......
Am laffin in Swahili. U travel last season?
Its not a fact its theory u hear

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