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CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Is Wanted By Nigerian Police by jokesmaster: 12:26am On Jan 17, 2015
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u are on a long thing
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PhonesRe: MTN Now Campaigns For Buhari (APC)? by jokesmaster: 10:37pm On Jan 16, 2015
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FamilyHow To Be A Good Child by jokesmaster(op): 9:15pm On Jan 16, 2015
Being a good child, is different than being "a good kid". Being a good child implies how you behave towards your parents, whereas being a good kid is more about being good on an individual basis. Being a good child includes a lot more. If you are a good child, your parents will trust you, you'll get good grades, and your life will be much happier thanks to these changes.

Steps
Be yourself. Be you and be natural-Well, if you don't know the real you, just act naturally, the self you are most laid back and comfortable in.

Do as you would like to be done to you. Listen to people and make everyone feel good.

Stay calm! If you yell a lot and are argumentative, people won't want to be around you.

Don't use bad language. Most people don't think bad language is cool. They think it makes you look stupid.

Honor your parents. Don't lie to them, and don't do any sneaky stuff, because they know what you're doing anyway, there's no way around it. Help them to build a wall of trust for you, but when you get it, don't let it fall down again!

Do well in school. Listen to everything your teacher says, take notes, and even make little practice tests for you to practice your skills.

Get along with your friends and family, especially with your brothers and sisters. That part can be hard.


Tips

If you are about to be punished, accept it. Don't complain. Tell your parent(s) that you are sorry and just try to do better the second time. No use in arguing over it now. If you say you're sorry (and mean it!), maybe the parent that is punishing you will lighten the load of punishment you get. You never know!
Always be kind.
Be loyal and love them.
Try to always do your best, don't forget that.
Be happy.
Don't yell at your parents a lot.
Be good listen to your parents and teachers.
Love your mother and father.
Have a positive attitude.
Don't talk back to your parents.

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CrimeBloody Xmas: Fire Burns Three To Death In Delta State by jokesmaster(op): 9:23pm On Dec 27, 2014
Three people allegedly were burnt alive a night inferno destroyed two buildings in Ovwian, Udu Local Government Area of Delta State, on Christmas day.

According to the Daily Independent, the fire started at about 10:30 p.m. in a brothel and allegedly spread to another building. The cause of the fire wasn’t revealed as at the press time.

“Those burnt to death in the inferno at the Orhuwhorun junction were a middle-aged man, a suspected prostitute, and an 11-year-old boy,” a source who didn’t want his name in print said.

Reportedly, properties worth millions of naira were destroyed by the fire.

A councilor representing Udu Local Government Area ward 10, Ovwian, Hon. Alfred Orukpe, said: “The fire started in one of the buildings at Orhuwhorun junction at about 10:30 p.m. and we quickly called for fire fighting trucks which came to curtail the inferno. At the end two buildings were gutted by the fire.”

READ MORE: http://www.diamondreport.com.ng/2014/12/fire-in-hotel-kills-three-on-xmas-in.html

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