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BusinessRe: Which Business Can Someone Do Online To Make Money by jokesmaster: 7:27pm On Mar 19, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode Calls Amaechi 'Son Of A Palm Wine Tapper' by jokesmaster: 7:10pm On Mar 19, 2015
viczing:
Let me tell you.

Your high on stupidity
Foolish And Brainwashed PDP!!! wink wink
PhonesRe: Upcoming 2015 Blackberry Phones You Might Fall In Love With (pics) by jokesmaster: 7:01pm On Mar 19, 2015
Collinz2:
seriously bb iz boring without data and games.
I agree with you there
PhonesRe: Upcoming 2015 Blackberry Phones You Might Fall In Love With (pics) by jokesmaster: 7:00pm On Mar 19, 2015
macsilver:
bro how much is it please? any idea?
Its #23,500 Exclusively On Only Jumia KE...The Phone
Is Not Yet In Nigeria Buh There Are Methods Of Pre_Ordering It...

You Can Hookup With Me For Assistance...
PhonesRe: Upcoming 2015 Blackberry Phones You Might Fall In Love With (pics) by jokesmaster: 6:55pm On Mar 19, 2015
CountDracula:
BlackBerry has great designs but its a boring fone
See Ya Mouth Lyk Borinq Phone..Perhaps Yhu Have Been Eyeinq BB Buh Yhu Afford It SMH grin grin
PoliticsRe: Sophisticated Guns Captured From Boko Haram By Nigerian Soldiers [photos] by jokesmaster: 6:41pm On Mar 19, 2015
Sophisticated? wink wink wink

#SaiBuhari
PoliticsRe: First Lady: GMB’s Wife Deceiving Nigerian Women by jokesmaster: 11:34pm On Mar 17, 2015
#SaiBuhari



Until Goodluck Defines 'Corruption' grin
PoliticsRe: I Trust Buhari But Doubt His Environment - Tunde Bakare by jokesmaster: 11:32pm On Mar 17, 2015
Na u sabi
Christianity EtcRe: Where Was God Coming From Before HE Started Creation? by jokesmaster: 8:03am On Mar 08, 2015
Don't Try To Learn What's Greater Than Your Brain..You'll Go Mad If You Do!
PoliticsRe: INEC Mock Poll Exposes Card Readers’ Flaws. by jokesmaster: 7:55am On Mar 08, 2015
#March4Buhari
PoliticsRe: Shape Village Celebrates One Year Anniversary Of Uninterrupted Power Supply by jokesmaster(op): 3:15pm On Feb 07, 2015
rondo235:
wow,one year uninterupted....is dis possible?
Yes Bro
PoliticsRe: Shape Village Celebrates One Year Anniversary Of Uninterrupted Power Supply by jokesmaster(op): 3:14pm On Feb 07, 2015
suretman:
Which one is DiamondReport? ??
This Online News Medium, simply known as Diamond Report (news segment of Blue Diamond Media), has come on board to join the league of other serious-minded online News Media, in continued response to the increasing public demand for highly dependable and development-based news and information.

Ours, is an online News wire Service, intended to be used as a Communication Infrastructure, to utilize the potentials of the Internet as a platform for exchange of ideas, stories and a selection of moderated editorial contents.

The decision to float the Medium came out of deep-rooted desire to promote the ideals of an egalitarian society-where participatory communication, based on truth, surrounded by fairness, justice and equity, prevails.

Our approach to journalistic storytelling, news values and relationship with audiences, is fundamentally not different from those practised in the print and/or broadcast Media, with strict adherence to the popular ethics of journalism profession.

Our main Vision/Mission is to ultimately be seen to be visibly and honestly, playing significant roles in the task of stimulating steady growth and development of the individual person and the society at large, by maximizing the agenda-setting role of the Media. To achieve this, we are poised to be 'all eyes and ears' around all the key players in the following spheres: Governance (politics), Economy, Energy, Technology, Education, Business, Security, Sports, etc. We shall survey, scoop and shovel out for public consumption (within the limits of our logistics) happenings in these areas, in both the public and private sectors, across the Nigerian nation and across the globe.

Our editorial team is constituted of seasoned media professionals and are available in major cities across the six geo-political zones of Nigeria, as well in some countries of the world, notably the United Kingdom.
PoliticsRe: Shape Village Celebrates One Year Anniversary Of Uninterrupted Power Supply by jokesmaster(op): 3:04pm On Feb 07, 2015
kazmanbanjoko:
Unbelievable, not in nigeria.
It is in Nigeria bro.
PoliticsShape Village Celebrates One Year Anniversary Of Uninterrupted Power Supply by jokesmaster(op): 2:43pm On Feb 07, 2015
The first pilot project of "Operation light up rural Nigeria", which was commissioned on 13th January, 2013, by President Goodluck Jonathan himself, in a village called Shape, near Abuja, has witnessed one year of uninterrupted power supply.

Disclosing this in an exclusive interview with Diamond Report, this Thursday, the Lead Consultant and the designer of the off mini grid Solar Energy Electric Technology of the Federal Ministry of Power, Engr Ifeanyi Damian Eze, said the prosecution of this project was in fulfillment of Mr. President's promise of at least some lighting points, at the door step of ever Nigerian, within or outside the Federal grid.

The project, Engr Eze said, is thus clearly, a follow-up to Mr. President's determination in making Nigeria one of the most productive and industrial nations in Africa through constant, uninterrupted electricity supply. He added that, this was part of Mr. President's commitment to the total utilization of untapped energies for service to the Nigerian populace, through renewable energy, biomass technology, thermo-dynamics, wind energy, etc.

The Engr continued "This dream has begun to manifest, with the celebration of one year uninterrupted electricity energy supply by the Shape villagers; an occasion that was celebrated in grand style this Monday, the 2nd of February, 2015."



Apparently in a mood which portrayed fulfillment as the Lead Consultant, Engr Eze said "this development astonishes many people who knew Shape village before this rural electricity project, because it has changed the face of the village, with the villages quickly taking advantage of the numerous economic gains that go with availability of electricity"

These advantages he enumerated as follows: communication is massively enhanced, as cellphones are easily charged and used by Individuals to reach one another; urban migration is reduced, as people now stay back in their houses to watch various television programs- especially football, instead of trooping out to the township for such activities; hair-dressing and saloon business have begun to boom, power is available to easily pump water at borehole sites; the solar searchlights are available to enhance and standardize security; lights are available everywhere, thus encouraging night studies by students; including adults; thus enhancing education; access to the internet is booming as laptops are regularly charged for browsing and people in the healthcare sector comfortably use electricity to store vaccines in their refrigerators.

Engr Eze further remarked that the Shape electricity project and its success story came to be real due to the unreserved commitment of the Federal Ministry of Power, ably led by Prof Nebo, adding that, this was coming as a trail-blazer for more and more successful projects through out the country, in line with the dream of President Jonathan.

Diamond Report correspondent who was there live, reported that the ceremony attracted many dignitaries and stakeholders, including, the Hon. Minister of Power, Prof. Chinedu Nebo, his permanent secretary, Amb. (Dr) ThankGod Igali, the Senate Committee Chairman on Power, Senator Philip Aduda, among others. Several traditional dances organized by the happy villagers, were also reported to have graced the occasion, and added colour to it.

SOURCE: http://www.diamondreport.com.ng/2015/02/shape-village-celebrates-one-year.html
PoliticsRe: Stop Heating Up The Polity, Sultan Group Tells Bishop Oyedepo And Ex-Militants by jokesmaster: 12:35pm On Feb 02, 2015
Jonathan Vs Buhari 2015

Let The Online Vote Begin!

Vote Here>>>https://www.nairaland.com/2125970/goodluck-jonathan-vs-buhari-online
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Vs Buhari Online Poll by jokesmaster(op): 12:33pm On Feb 02, 2015
Click LIKE For Goodluck.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Vs Buhari Online Poll by jokesmaster(op): 12:32pm On Feb 02, 2015
Click LIKE for Buhari.
PoliticsGoodluck Jonathan Vs Buhari Online Poll by jokesmaster(op): 12:32pm On Feb 02, 2015
Its less than 12 days to the elections.

Let the online vote begin!
PhonesRe: AIRTEL NG BB COMPLETE/MONTH NOW 3GB FOR N1400!!! by jokesmaster: 9:54am On Jan 30, 2015
Set APN to blackberry.net or blackberryx.net and rock!

I've tested it!
ComputersRe: Microsoft Announces Windows 10 And Holographic Computing by jokesmaster: 8:35am On Jan 23, 2015
Avatar:
all apps run on my win 8.1 , why won't all compatible apps run on yours undecided
Nope Bro...Leet Apps Would Never Run On It
PoliticsRe: Middle-belt Group Dump Buhari And Pledge Their Support To Jonathan by jokesmaster: 8:04am On Jan 23, 2015
Let The Online Vote Begin grin grin

Hit Like For Buhari

Hit Share For GEJ
ComputersRe: Microsoft Announces Windows 10 And Holographic Computing by jokesmaster: 1:17pm On Jan 22, 2015
funshyboi:
I haven't 9, 10 is out, Microsoft where are you rushing to?
Ask em oh...Dem never even complete Windows 8... (at least to Ultimate) grin grin grin
ComputersRe: Microsoft Announces Windows 10 And Holographic Computing by jokesmaster: 1:13pm On Jan 22, 2015
Mtcheeew..Na Windows 7 Ultimate sure pass joor...

All apps wont run on it undecided undecided undecided ...jux like the junior bro (windows eight)
PoliticsRe: Baga Update:1,398 Corpses Recovered by jokesmaster(op): 1:08pm On Jan 22, 2015
Keneking:
This government and their armed forces sef...?
No mind em angry
CelebritiesTribute To Muna By Tonto Dikeh by jokesmaster(op): 1:06pm On Jan 22, 2015
Popular Nollywood actress Tonto Dikeh is one of the people who were quite close with late Muna Obiekwe and it looks like she’s still having difficulties believing his sad death.

She shared a touching tribute today on her Instagram page:

“Just sitting here gazing at a picture of a boy I know but now gone because of an illness that would have been managed. The thought of his lifeless body brings me so much pain and sadness and it is not because I was close to him nor that I cared so much about him but just a mere reflection of how wicked the world is, the extent we go just to hide our pain to avoid being a laughing stock, Gossip item, abused, bullied on social medias and even betrayed by some trusted friends & even our so called Families

Oh yes that is the awful world we live in, We develop thick skin because we’re betrayed almost everyday by people we love and trust so now we try to go through the difficult and trying times alone without sharing with anyone or letting them know what we’re going through.

Be a Neighbor and a friend that really cares, try and be trustworthy in this wicked and heartless world. I know that there are some good people out there, where re they? We all can’t be evil na, let’s show others hope, love and reason to live again, a tree can’t make a forest, we need each other in one way or the other.

“HE WAS A SHINING STAR AND THUS YOU WILL THINK HE WILL HAVE TRUE FRIENDS OR A TRUE FRIEND TO LEAN ON AT DIFFICULT TIMES. It’s quite sad that I can’t trust anyone with my pain and anytime I wake up I think about death, I think about the freedom and peace that comes when I am gone from the world of hate, betrayal, deceit, Greed, Jealous, anger, Revenge.. I can only wish there is life after death, life that will be void of bad things we have experienced in this current life….May the soul of Muna and the souls we have lost so far Rest in perfect peace. Amen”

It will be recalled that Muna Obiekwe is dead. Despite lots of rumours and speculations surrounding that tragedy, multiple sources, including TheNation, Linda Ikeji Blog, others confirm that the actor has actually passed away.



RIP Muna..God knows best angry angry angry


SOURCE: http://www.diamondreport.com.ng/2015/01/tonto-dikeh-writes-tribute-to-muna.html
PoliticsBaga Update:1,398 Corpses Recovered by jokesmaster(op): 12:48pm On Jan 22, 2015
Following the January 2 attacks on Baga town by Boko Haram body counts across four hospitals in Maiduguri, the Borno State capital have put the number of people killed by the insurgents to over 1,398 so far.


Baga, seen here in April 2013, has been the scene of previous clashes between Boko Haram and the army

The Daily Post gathered in a visit to the state specialist hospital, the University of Maiduguri Teaching hospital, the Umaru Shehu Ultra Modern hospital and General Muhammadu Shuwa Nursing Home, confirmed that each hospital received not less than 100 corpses from the beginning of this year, with the specialists hospital and UMTH having between 500 and 600 corpses as a result of attacks in close by villages.

Lawan Alhaji Modu, one of the leaders of the people of Gubio local government area of Borno State, said he lost 26 members of his family in the attacks.

On January 19, 2015, Monday, hundreds of people from four villages near the devastated Baga town were also forced to flee after a warning from Boko Haram militants, witnesses and community leaders said, according to AFP.

Abubakar Gamandi, head of the Borno State fishermen’s union, said residents from the affected villages told him Boko Haram fighters had visited “and asked people to leave — or else”.

One women who fled Baga to the Borno State capital, Maiduguri, also confirmed that she joined the crowds fleeing the four villages.

The villages lie some 40 kilometres (25 miles) south of Baga and although there was no confirmation that Boko Haram had moved in, it will likely raise fears that the group plans to push south.

Another woman, Aisa Aribe, who arrived in Maiduguri from Baga on Monday, said Boko Haram were still in control of the town and the streets were strewn with the dead.

“Dead bodies are all over the town and surrounding villages. They are decomposing and there is no one to bury them,” said Aribe.

She said she was among hundreds of women held by the group, initially in a girls’ boarding school and at the home of a local senator.

“They later separated the young women and beautiful ones and took them to a different location,” said added.

“They told the rest of us that we had the choice to either stay or leave and join ‘infidels’ in Monguno ,65 kilometres away where many Baga residents fled.

“They derisively told us we better stay with them because we have nowhere to go since they ‎killed all our husbands.”

Boko Haram began a campaign of terrorism in Nigeria in 2009, attempting to create an Islamic state and to deny Western-style education. Thousands of people have been killed, mostly in northeastern Nigeria since the attacks began.



http://www.diamondreport.com.ng/2015/01/baga-update1398-corpses-recovered.html
PhonesRe: Over 50 Important Blackberry Hidden Codes You Need To Know by jokesmaster(op): 7:22am On Jan 22, 2015
madridfc:
Wow this is cool oo cheesy
Abi? grin grin grin
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Officially Comes To Laptops And Desktops by jokesmaster: 11:18pm On Jan 21, 2015
nanizle:
Since 2015!

This is official... Not bluestacks and the likes.
You're mouthed bro. Those days of Bluestacks & Droid Emulator Lol
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Akpotha Shows Off Cleavage In New Selfie by jokesmaster: 8:38pm On Jan 21, 2015
Niiiceee grin grin grin
PhonesRe: Over 50 Important Blackberry Hidden Codes You Need To Know by jokesmaster(op): 8:35pm On Jan 21, 2015
free2ryhme:
anoda frontpage material
Yes oh bruh grin grin
PoliticsRe: Things You Must Know About Buhari's WAEC Result by jokesmaster(op): 7:00pm On Jan 21, 2015
steppin:
Smh @ the words in bolded letters.
Bros, if he had passed all of them, it would have been more suspicious.
They made it look like he failed those subjects so that gullible guys like you, would fall for the arrangement.
Common sense is not common.
#FvckOffCluelessNiqq
PoliticsRe: Things You Must Know About Buhari's WAEC Result by jokesmaster(op): 6:46pm On Jan 21, 2015
DesChyko:
Go through what the Nigerian Army have in their records as his qualificationgrin
Link to the document please? huh

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