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Things took a quick turn around when Buhari's result was released today. Many PDP fans on Nairaland were wounded.

But lemme quickly add some salt to the injury

1. Buhari's Delay In Releasing His Result

His aim was to spark off controversy from the opposition and to later slam them in the face. What a wise man!

2. Forgery

If the result was forged, why then did he fail maths and wood work? Common, he would have passed all of em if it was forged.

3. He didn't fail English

A quick look at his result will tell you he didn't fail English. Well, we all agree he makes some grammatical errors. But what of the president and his wife? Those who claim they are educated and englishsized. English doesn't bring about change. *TAKE NOTE.*

If you all agree with me, hit like.

All this mugu why dey talk say na forged result?

Why e com fail fail?

Mtcheeeeeeewwwwww

Ok...

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ggrin:
Na only *#06# I sabi ooo


Whr shift,lolo,lg lg dy

Lolx

dorlapoh20:
Am a lady

Pardon me

Princecalm:
girls dress well else guys will keep you in distress.

Lol

dorlapoh20:
were u forced to comment?

Ask am oh..

Bad belle

Ipledge:
I dey denge post....waiting for comment

Lol

dorlapoh20:
tell them op.



am happy u did.

Tnx Bro

Some women sometimes believe that the indecent clothing they wear have no real negative effects on anyone. Some women actually know there is great effect, they just wish to draw attention, most times they mean no harm, some just dress to identify with the social convention of the time.

It really does not matter what reason a person has for being indecent, the important thing is it really has very negative effects on people, male and female alike. For same-sexes it means an encouragement to n.udity, to the opposite-sex an invitation to sexual intercourse.

As a man I personally struggle to maintain balance, and to be honest, I do not enjoy such struggles when people can actually cover themselves up and look even more beautiful.

How can a woman expect a decent friend, boyfriend or husband when she is dressed like a prostitute? Like attracts like. 98% of the people who are drawn to you while dressed like that only want to see you naked.

I have seen very decent women in my life, very fashionable women, who also know how to cover themselves. Indeed such are the kind of women people would love to keep.

Remember that you sin mortally when you lead another into mortal sin out of your own fault.

Please women, help us (the men), to burn all those rubbish and cover yourselves up. We have become tired of facing the ground or looking up or looking at your exposed flesh.

Yes, too raw, but someone has to say the truth eventually, and I am happy to be the one!

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What town does that masquerade come from?

This made FP?

Crowd na vote?

They just gathered to deceive the niqq

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Which one you bf/hubby fall into?

alberto2k:
Counter thread for the Android codes



Sha I've know almost all of these codes since I bought my first blackberry phone

nickusoro:
One of your members? Absolutely not

Meaning

Hidden Functions (HOLD ALT)

Code: ALT+NMLL Function - Changes the signal meter from the standard bars to a decibel display, entering the code again will revert back to the bars.

Code: ALT+LSHIFT+H Function - The Techinical information menu, if you are trying to get support or help you will probably need the information displayed here.

Code: ALT+VALD Function - Validates the address book, can only be used in the address book.

Code: ALT+RBLD Function - Forces the address book to rebuild, can only be used in the address book.

Code: *#06# Function - Displays the IMEI (home screen)

Code: ALT+RBVS Function - Used in the browser to view the page source code, useful if you are developing applications.

Code: ALT+LGLG Function - Displays the devices event log, if you are struggling to get BES/BIS working the information here can be very useful.

Code: ALT+SHIFT+DEL Function - Soft reset a blackberry device, this is not a format or hard reset. Just a reboot. Smart System Codes (Type these in a message box for example while composing a new e-mail)

Code: MYVER Function - Displays the Software Version and Model Number of the device.

Code: LD Function - Local Date is displayed. Code: LT Function - Local Time is displayed. Code: MYSIQ Functiom - Displays the device owner information.

Code: MYPIN Function -Device PIN is displayed. OTHER CODES: Code: ALT+LEFTCAPS Function - Displays the Language Selection Screen

Code: LOLO Function - Use on the Date/Time screen to display the network date and time.

Code: ALT+LGLG Function - Displays event logs of all the system -level events that occur on your device.

Code: ALT+VIEW Function - Displays the ID's in the messages menu.

Code: ALT+THMN Function - Use in the themes menu to disable themes.

Code: ALT+THMD Function - Use in the theme menu to return to the default blackberry theme.

Code: ALT+SMON Function - Enables the simulated WLAN wizard (WLAN Menu).

Code: ALT+SMOF Function - Disables the simulated WLAN wizard (WLAN Menu).

Code: BUYR Function - Display data and voice usage, enter at the status screen (options>status ). Sim Card Shortcuts (no ALT required, found under Options>Advanced>Sim Card)

Code: MEP1 Function - Enable/Disable Sim personalization.

Code: MEP2 Function - Enable/Disable Network personalization. Code: MEP3 Function - Enable/Disable Network subset personalization.

Code: MEP4 Function - Enable/Disable Service provider personalization. Code: MEP5 Function - Enable/Disable Corporate personalization.

Code: MEPD Function - MEP Information Display - Shows Status .

Enjoy!

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nickusoro:
In Aso Rock.

Are you among the clueless?

Many would agree with me on the fact that the regular snack of the average Lagosian, especially in traffic is one or two sachets of sausage roll (Gala) and a bottle of Lacasera soda. Yeah, I know so 'cause I once used to have it too. Resisting the urge to drink that soda pop or eat those sausages can be tough, especially if you have grown accustomed to eating these highly addictive foods as part of your normal diet. But once you understand a little bit more about how these and other processed foods affect your mind, body, and even your soul, it becomes easier to make healthier food choices that enrich your being rather than sap it. Here are some motivating reasons why you should cut processed foods from your diet for good:

1) Processed foods are highly addictive. Your body processes whole foods much differently than it does refined, processed, and heavily-modified "junk" foods. Processed foods tend to overstimulate the production of dopamine, also known as the "pleasure" neurotransmitter, which makes you crave them constantly. Your body ends up not being able to resist the temptation to continue eating junk foods in excess, which can lead to obesity and other health problems.

2) Processed foods often contain phosphates that destroy your organs, bones. Many processed foods contain phosphate additives that augment taste, texture, and shelf-life. But these additives are known to cause health problems like rapid aging, kidney deterioration and weak bones, according to the Rodale Institute, which makes foods that contain them far less attractive to those in the know.

3) Fresh foods are actually cheaper than processed foods. People with junk food addictions often claim that fresh, healthy foods are too expensive. But according to numerous studies and assessments, whole foods made from scratch end up costing less per serving than their unhealthy, processed equivalents. According to Rodale, a single serving of 100 percent organic chili made with fresh ingredients and grass-fed beef, for instance, is about 50 cents cheaper to make than buying a can of chemical-laden, microwaveable chili from the grocery store.

4) Processed foods cause chronic inflammation. One of the leading causes of chronic illness today is inflammation. And studies continue to show that refined sugars, processed flours, vegetable oils, and many other nasty ingredients commonly found in processed foods are largely responsible for this inflammation epidemic. So the next time your body craves a candy bar or a box of cheese crackers, consider the fact that heart disease, dementia, neurological problems, respiratory failure, and cancer have all been linked to the chronic inflammation caused by processed food consumption.

5) Processed foods ruin digestion. Because they have been stripped of their natural fibers, enzymes, vitamins, and other nutrients, processed foods tend to wreak havoc on the digestive tract. Chronic consumption of such foods can throw your internal ecosystem off balance, harming beneficial bacteria and exposing your system to infection. So you can basically think of those gummy bears and that piece of cake as literal poison for your system, which may help deter you from eating them.

6) Processed foods destroy your mind. If you suffer from chronic bouts of brain "fog," or have difficulty concentrating and thinking normally, chances are your diet has something to do with it. And a recent study out of Oxford University lends credence to this possibility, having found that junk food consumption can cause people to become angry and irritable. Nutrient-dense whole foods, on the other hand, can help level out your mood, sustain your energy levels, and leave you feeling calmer and more collected.

7) Processed foods are loaded with GMOs. The basic buildings blocks of most processed foods on the market today are derived from laboratories, not nature. Genetically-modified organisms (GMOs), which have been linked to infertility, organ damage, gastrointestinal disorders, and cancer, are prolific in processed foods. Excess consumption of these poisons promotes weight gain, acidifies your blood, and can even permanently alter the composition and function of your intestinal flora.

8.) Processed foods are loaded with pesticides. In order to effectively grow the GMOs used in processed foods, conventional farmers have to apply Roundup (glyphosate) and other pesticides and herbicides, many of which end up in the final product. According to data compiled by Rodale, breakfast cereals alone have been found to contain up to 70 different types of pesticides, including warehouse fumigation chemicals and other residues.

9) Processed foods are not actually food. One of the ways you can assess the nutritional value of food is to see how animals, insects, bacteria, and fungi respond to it. Real foods will actually rot or grow mold, for instance, while fake, processed foods remain largely the same in appearance and shape no matter what their age. As we reported recently, processed food is essentially synthetic, and the industry that produces it admits that heavy tampering and crafty modifications are necessary to make it taste real, even though it is not.

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nickusoro:
I saw this coming, didn't I? Yes, I did.

Where did you see it?

Henix:
Is dis suppose to be a counter thread or what? Nawaoooooo

Lol...Itx a tutorial bruh

mkpakanaodogwu:
Chai i forgot what i want to say.(old age na basterd)brb

And It Made FP?

If I Open My Eyes And This Post Is Still....*mouth sealed**

How To Keep Your Peniis Clean And Healthy By JokesMaster

We live in a hygiene obsessed society where almost everyone likes to keep their bodies clean. Unfortunately, we can fall into the trap of thinking that the harder we scrub and the harsher the soap, the cleaner we’ll be. This approach may be good for keeping your kitchen floor sparkling, but it’s not great for your skin, especially the sensitive skin of the genitals. Gentlemen, just because you can see your “plumbing” doesn’t mean you need to go crazy scrubbing to clean your peniis. Ladies, don’t worry I’ve got you covered; click here to learn more about keeping your vagina clean.

What do I use to clean my peniis?
You don’t need a special product to clean your peniis. In fact, just warm water can get the job done. If you choose to use soap, you can use the same soap you bathe the rest of your body with, but you need to rinse well. If you use a harsh soap, like one with a heavy scent, you may want to consider using a milder one. All of your skin will thank you, not just your peniis. Remember no matter what you use, be gentle when washing!

How do I keep my peniis clean?
If you are circumcised, all you need to do is wash gently and rinse. If you are uncircumcised, you will need to pull the foreskin back from the head of the peniis to clean it thoroughly. You should only pull your foreskin back as much as is comfortable, don’t force it. Rinse the glans or head of the peniis and underneath the foreskin. If you use soap, rinse well, and then pull the foreskin back in place over the head of the peniis.

Why should I keep my peniis clean?
Cleaning under the foreskin regularly will prevent the build-up of smegma, a foul smelling cheese- like substance, on the peniis. Both circumcised and uncircumcised men can develop smegma, however it will accumulate faster in uncircumcised men due to the foreskin. The presence of smegma is also a risk factor for penile cancer. Cancer of the peniis is very rare, but by preventing the build-up of smegma, you can reduce your risk. Poor hygiene in uncircumcised men has also been linked to balanitis, which is inflammation of the peniis.

Those are just some health reasons for keeping your peniis clean. On a side note, your sex partner(s) will also appreciate your extra efforts if MouthAction is a part of your extracurricular activities. Just ask yourself: would you want to kiss someone that had poor oral hygiene? Would you want to put a body part in your mouth that had not been washed very well? You probably answered “no” to these questions, and if you asked your partner they’d probably feel the same way. Do your partner the courtesy of washing up on a regular basis, especially if you will be on the receiving end of MouthAction. Even if you don’t engage in MouthAction, you’ll smell nice.

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Its High Time I Disown This Girl....

MaZterZ:
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S/O abi??

BornSad:
Are you allergic to fun?

Ask the niqq

asuustrike2009:
please send me the link to download gbbm because I have searched it and didn't find it. send it to chinedueseicheasudo@gmail.com

The Link Is Above Niqq

RotrEmmanuel:
BABA is always serious in everything he involve his time!!!
Real men are bold, black and proud.

Baba, more years to your present age jor

EgusiSoup: