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Nigerian politicals know how to have fun. From time to time they grab attention of Nigerians not with their speeches, but with their dance moves. Editors decided to pick the most interesting and funny recent dancing photos and videos of Nigerian politicians.

1. Fashola dances ‘Shoki’
The Governor of Lagos State Babatunde Fashola on January 19, 2015, Monday, amazed the crowd at the All Progressives Congress, APC, gubernatorial campaign Oworonshoki. When the hit song ‘Dorobucci’ was played, the governor tried some ‘Shoki’ moves.

2. Obasanjo dancing Etigi
Former President Olusegun Obasanjo was also spotted dancing. He was performing Etigi dance with a gorgeous lady.

3. Christmas dance by Ex governor Akala
In Oyo State on Christmas day Otunba Adebayo Alao-Akala, his wife, Chief (Mrs) Oluwakemi Alao-Akala and Chief (Mrs) Folashade Raji were dancing during the X-mas service thanksgiving held at First Baptist Church, Ogbomoso.

4. GEJ dances with daughter on her wedding day
There is definitely no love as strong as this. That’s President Jonathan dancing with his one of his daughters on her wedding day in Abuja on January 10, 2015. The true joy of the father.

5. Governor Amaechi dances Skelewu
Rivers State Governor Rotimi Amaechi was “dancing” to Davido’s ‘Skelewu’. The video was shown by the ChannelsTV on November 17, 2013.

>>> http://www.diamondreport.com.ng/2015/01/which-nigerian-politician-is-best.html

My vote goes to Baba Iyabo

An2elect2:
If only the Op is right. Tired of unnecessary attention

For your little mind

prettyboi1989:
Sup with niggaz talkn bout biitches they'll never fvck? There more important things to talk about

For your small mind you wan form ajebo or better still, Justin Bieber?

Fvck off Niqq...Yhu aint d0pe

zudozz:
From experienced.. men dey rush them 2 early n 2 much that most of them at 23 d outside beauty go still dey but their ''this thing'' go do tire Like 72 yrs old woman own! ''d thing'' no go sharp again. But ugly girls. dem fit stay 1 yr no man go don answer their good morning not alone fire them so most ugly girls things dey in tact. except 4 d 1 wey don take vex n complex dey share d thing everywhere. Lol.

duni04:
OP comedy is not ur calling, try washman

An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The Yoruba man came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples." Then the king explained the trial to him, "You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy.... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed. The Yoruba man and Igbo man met in heaven and the Yoruba man asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trial." The Igbo man replied, "I couldn't help it, when I saw the Hausa man coming with Watermelons!"

Hit like if you laughed

Allureoftheseas:
lmfao! Now this shit is funny.

* Ladies HandBag - #9,000 while Men's Wallet - #700

* Ladies Fixing of Hair - #5000 while Men's Hair Cut is just #150

* Ladies Fixing of Nails - #1500 while Men Nail Cutter is #50

* Ladies Bra is #1500 while Men´s Singlet is #200

* A set of G string is #1500 while Me´s Boxers is #300

* Sanitary Pad is #250 while Men Handkerscheif is #50

* Ladies Stomach is extra large while Men"s Stomach is extra small

IF I DON'T TAKE GOOD CARE OF MYSELF WHO WILL.

Blessed are MEN, who still remain single they shall become the Richest men on earth.

alberto2k:
Lalasticlala - Frontpage

E.g - one of DanceVille 's thread just Hit Lalasticlala

chineloSA:
don't kill me.

I was coming home one Saturday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold what I found inside; $20,000 dollars!! Fear first catch me, but I took the bag home and when ...I emptied It, I found some Documents, ID card, ATM card and an Iphone. I thought about throwing the sim away and keep the phone and also dispose the documents and keep the money. After a long thought, I decided to leave things as they were, hoping that the owner would call. Not long after a call came through on the Iphone, I picked and talked with the caller. Apparently it was the owner of the bag coz he named absolutely every content of the bag. We met afterwards and i handed him the bag. he offered me $2,000 dollars but I turned it down , he collected my number and i left. Yesterday he called me and offered me a job at Chevron worth 750,000 Naira per month, a 3 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2012 BMW X6 As I was smiling and testing the car my brother just slapped me and said "Oya Oya Oya Wake up eba don ready.

Did you just laugh?

Hit like

dechandel:
Why??

From mods

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dechandel:
Ehen
Dem don come
What has my skin colour got to do with the post eeh?
And point out where i made mention of someone being ugly?

FYI.. That comment was just a humourous one.
If you've got no sense of humour. Jump and pass my comment on Nairaland
Thanks

Easy...U wan chop ban?

naijaboiy:
Lol i'm talking girls off line but I guess some nairaland girls are guilty of it too.

No mind am

dechandel:
I'm no Nicki Minaj inspired

Really?

For your small mind

rubey:
Yep, I guess they want to go on a date with their spirits lover. You sound like you know all about women

Lwkmd

dechandel:
No
When i mean make up. I mean reconstruction of the face

Lolx...reconstruction ko plactic surgery ni

rubey:
I think your girlfriend is cheating on you

Mtcheeeww

rexkexmilan:
Next time, Don't walk past them.
Some of the so-called pretty girls are not even sure of their beauty, hence you've got to remind them.

rubey:
Do girls actually put on lip gloss to bed

Yes...My GF does

dechandel:
That number 7 is so true..
Ask Caroline Danjuma

Not all pretty girls spend an hour in front of the mirror. I actually spend an hour and half. Mood and occassion depends

Most pretty girls are not sociable. Then you havent met me

Most pretty girls are not intelligent?? Stop the stereotype!! Some girls do have it all
Can i be excused to say that all handsome guys are cheats Nope

You just gotta love pretty chicks

I can see that you spend 3 hours in front of the mirror... *Your pix**

rexkexmilan:
Are you sure you categorically fall under "Pretty "??

Lol

naijaboiy:
You know you're naturally pretty and you can't do without applying even a lip gloss before you sleep.

I'd call that insecurity.

naijaboiy:
Oga jokesmaster no be true I talk?

Na true my bros

rubey:
I will say it is a lady's thing,women do this generally but some girls overdo it. Making it annoying!

naijaboiy:
Na this part dey pain me pass!

I mean you're already pretty why paint your face like a masquerade again

Some of them can't even do without it they now feel insecure about their natural beautiful look

ireneony:
op leave us pretty girls alone

WHY GUYS AVOID PRETTY LADIES

As compiled by Jokes Master

1). Most pretty ladies believe that their beauty is their
bargain to be well spent on, and most guys don't have
that kinda money to spend on a woman. Hence, they
avoid them.

2). Most pretty ladies always act pretty. They always
make it obvious that they know that they re pretty and
this behaviour tends to rub offensively on the faces of
guys. Hence, they tend to avoid them.

3). Most pretty ladies look down on non-handsome
guys, and this pisses off even the handsome guys who
are friends to these non-handsome guys.
So, in solidarity with their guys, those offensive pretty
ones are been avoided or hurt along the way.

4). Most pretty ladies are not sociable. Most of them
tend to be introverts, thereby sending the wrong
message to guys (that they re not needed).

5). Most pretty ladies are beauty freaks. An addition to
their beauty through extreme make-ups tend to make
them too beautiful to be approached by men. This
sends a sense of insecurity to guys, hence they avoid
them. Lolzz

6). Many guys believe that the more beautiful a lady is,
the less intelligent she would be. And most times, they
re proved right. This however, is an injustice to the few
beautiful and intelligent ones that abound.
Unfortunately, all of them suffer the consequences of
being avoided by guys.

7). Guys fear that the more pretty their woman is, the
more likely a money bag would come to snatch her
away from him.Hence, in order to preserve their hearts and dignity, they go for the averagely beautiful ones and avoid the beautiful ones.

SOURCE: http://www.diamondreport.com.ng/2015/01/why-guys-avoid-pretty-ladies.html

spicy244:
I'm sure he's from otueke.

LOL

One word for this guy, please?