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her dream and passion is to be a model(runway &facial)...dis dream litetally consumes her....in her own lay way she has tried to maintain her physique.......if only she knew d way to go to achieve this dream im sure she would catwalk her way there.......
so to whom it may concern.....models, industries, agenys & agencies....if you can please help her!

her dream and passion is to be a model(runway &facial)...dis dream litetally consumes her....in her own lay way she has tried to maintain her physique.......if only she knew d way to go to achieve this dream im sure she would catwalk her way there.......
so to whom it may concern.....models, industries, agenys & agencies....if you can please help her!

ajasbaba:
OP take this for posting nonsense

men dis is getting interesting

Ifakiland:
U must be an idiot....u seriously want to fork anoda guy's gf?
Ure a sissy...uve got no class!
I feel like killing u.

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OK folks I need your advice on this one.......
at my place of work there's dis it gal I'm crushing on..... she now knows abt my feelings for her.....she doesn't want a relationship with me Co's apparently she's dating anoda boy but she admitted to me that I caught her fancy..... I be used all tricks in D bag to provoke her love..... Including trying to mk her jealous, if only I knew it would bring more complications, I'd not have tried it, Wat I did was to get close to her close friend here at Avon Crown caps n c how she'd react to it, I tot to my self 'if she gets angry abt it den I'll know I have a chance n if she doesn't den I wud walk away, very simple, or so I tot., without knowing that her friend her self had bn crushing on me.
B4 I continue D rest of D story I must confess I Neva really loved D gal I just wanted to get laid. That asides, Vicky(my crush) started noticing me n her friend and she wasn't ........Read complete story below

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OK folks I need your advice on this one.......
at my place of work there's dis it gal I'm crushing on..... she now knows abt my feelings for her.....she doesn't want a relationship with me Co's apparently she's dating anoda boy but she admitted to me that I caught her fancy..... I be used all tricks in D bag to provoke her love..... Including trying to mk her jealous, if only I knew it would bring more complications, I'd not have tried it, Wat I did was to get close to her close friend here at Avon Crown caps n c how she'd react to it, I tot to my self 'if she gets angry abt it den I'll know I have a chance n if she doesn't den I wud walk away, very simple, or so I tot., without knowing that her friend her self had bn crushing on me.
B4 I continue D rest of D story I must confess I Neva really loved D gal I just wanted to get laid. That asides, Vicky(my crush) started noticing me n her friend and she wasn't comfortable with it, once she told me to d face with every anger n jealousy in her (although she tried to mask it) that she wasnt comfortable with how close me n her friend was getting.......... (mk I work small I dey cum)

amicable09:
Mmmh.....
I was not here!

why na......nn u re most welcomed here...... still got lots of romantic confessions concerning my self to mk here.....

amicable09:
Mmmh.....
I was not here!

why na......nn u re most welcomed here...... still got lots of romantic confessions concerning my self to mk here.....

Short Stories of Office Romance:
Story by Sexybrit,

Working late on a Wednesday night, I was in my office filling out paper work for tomorrow’s meeting with a new client, when I heard a noise coming from down the hall; I got up from my desk and walked forwards the sound. What I found, was not what I was expecting.
A woman in a tight, black miniskirt and a low-cut blue blouse with long dirty blonde hair; her back against the wall with her eyes closed as she pleasured herself. She separated her lips with one hand with the other gently guided to fingers up and down the separated lips then slips into her pussy. In that one moment, I completely forgot why came down here. I walked into the room and shut the door. I shook and cleared my head.
“What on earth are you doing?” I asked as I watch her hand moved up and down more and more under her skirt.
She jumped in surprised, “Oh my god, I thought I was the only one here.” She pushed her hair between her ears.
I recognized her face; Annabelle is one of the secretaries.
The secretaries are usually gone before everyone else, so why is she still doing here? And why was she pleasuring herself?
Daydream:
I walk into the room and watch as she is pleasuring herself. I would close the door and walk over spread her legs and move her underwear out of the way; I would gentle slip my tongue into her pussy and wiggle it and have her go crazy. Then push her against the wall with one hand and explore her body with the other, then unbutton my pants and push myself into her tight hole and Bleep the shit out of her until she cries for relieve. I came back to reality after the thought left my head. Annabelle was watching me, that her eyes went wide when she remember what she was doing. I ignored the look.
“Annabelle, what are you doing here so late?” I asked.
“Well,” she sighed. “I was waiting for some papers to be finished faxing.”
“Oh,” I said. I looked down remembering what she was doing earlier and the embarrassing dream day; I shook my head and remembered why I left my office. “What was that noise?”
“Oh, I bumped into the shelf and one of the boxes fell.” She admitted and turned towards the fax machine. I got a perfect view of her ass; she was wearing a black lace thong. My shaft became hard again instantly. She turned and looked at me, “Is there anything you need?”
I shook my head no but never taking my eyes off of her body; I have never seen a woman’s body that amazing before, and I have dated models before. I wanted to touch her body, but that would be sexual harassment. I turned and headed back to my office still thinking of her amazing body and day dream. I took a seat behind my desk and started going through the papers again.
A knock on the door, “Come in,” I said.
The door opened, reviling Annabelle with a hand filled of papers. “Can I help you?” I asked as I seat there behind the desk, hiding the fact I was hard at the sight of her.
“Can you sign off on this for me?” she asked as she walked up to my desk. I nodded my head as she placed the papers on the desk. I signed my name and handed it back to her, I smiled and went back to work
Seconds later she was at my desk again. “Is there something else you need?” I asked without looking up knowing the erection was going to become even stronger.
Source: https://www.wattpad.com/78707569-short-stories-of-lust-and-passion-office-romance

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Hoping this thread would be a platform to share stories of work/office romance, events, funny/awkward moments, share ideas, provide work solutions; office Gifs; and what have you. ..any good talk, discussions, gists, ideas relating to our work place........So let's get rolling folks, its all up to you now friends? got something to share?

Hoping this thread would be a platform to share stories of work/office romance, events, funny/awkward moments, share ideas, provide work solutions; office Gifs; and what have you. ..any good talk, discussions, gists, ideas relating to our work place........So let's get rolling folks, its all up to you now friends? got something to share?

Hoping this thread would be a platform to share stories of work/office romance, events, funny/awkward moments, share ideas, provide work solutions; office Gifs; and what have you. ..any good talk, discussions, gists, ideas relating to our work place........So let's get rolling folks, its all up to you now friends? got something to share?

Hoping this thread would be a platform to share stories of work/office romance, events, funny/awkward moments, share ideas, provide work solutions; office Gifs; and what have you. ..any good talk, discussions, gists, ideas relating to our work place........So let's get rolling folks, its all up to you now friends? got something to share?

Dear Hope Ike;

Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
'Cause I got you babe
'Cause we gonna fight
Oh yes we gonna fight
Believe we gonna fight
We gonna fight
Fight for our right to love yeah c
Nobody thinks we'd last forever
I feel 'em hopin' and prayin'
Things between us don't get bad lyk b4
Men steady comin' after you
Women steady comin' after me
Seemed like we both wanna go for self
And don't wanna respect boundaries, in d beginning I was
Tellin' you all those lies
Just to get on your side
But I must admit there was a couple secrets
I held inside
But just know that I tried
To always apologize
And I'd have you first always in my heart
To keep you satisfied & if I hurt you u'd have every right to leave, every right to if u wanna go u'd get every right to hit the road
And never talk to me no more, don't even mind to call
Even check for me at all
Because the way I been actin' lately
Has been off the wall
Especially towards you
Puttin' girls before you
And they watchin' everything I been doing n ur hearts playing tricks on you
Just to hurt you
Most of it just ain't true, those/these things you accuse me of most times just
Ain't true
And they won't show you
How much of a queen you are to me
And why I love you baby
Always have this at d back of your mind Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
'Cause I got you babe. You know I gat ya!!!!

Your's Lovely
Baby!

Source:
( Akon's Don't matter& editing with my discretion)

If there be a GOD that can help me tonight take away my fears n worries I will serve him.....I am a casual worker at Avpn crown caps n am so much in debt dat my debtors are on my neck ryt now..ryt now I can't go home and am scared of going to work tomorrow....I guess I am writing here hoping that The Christian GOD will stir up one of his followers here to help me did nyt so I can get bk my peace of mind and be able to go to work tomorrow in peace..... insult me if any of u will but I really need help, GOD touch one please' this is my desperate call 4 ur help plz don't turn me down........
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If there be a GOD that can help me tonight take away my fears n worries I will serve him.....I am a casual worker at Avpn crown caps n am so much in debt dat my debtors are on my neck ryt now..ryt now I can't go home and am scared of going to work tomorrow....I guess I am writing here hoping that The Christian GOD will stir up one of his followers here to help me did nyt so I can get bk my peace of mind and be able to go to work tomorrow in peace..... insult me if any of u will but I really need help, GOD touch one please' this is my desperate call 4 ur help plz don't turn me down........

oaroloye:
SHALOM!

When you properly define your problem, you will have solved it, because two objects cannot occupy the same space.

. DIANETICS LOGIC 5.

5. A definition of terms
is necessary to the Alignment,
Statement and Resolution of Suppositions,
Observations, Problems and Solutions
and their Communication.

Definition - DESCRIPTIVE DEFINITION: one
which classifies by characteristics,
by describing existing states of Being.

Definition - DIFFERENTIATIVE DEFINITION: one
which Compares unlikeness
to existing states of Being or Not-Being.

Definition - ASSOCIATIVE DEFINITION: one
which declares Likeness
to existing states of Being or not Being.

Definition - ACTION DEFINITION: one
which delineates Cause and Potential Change
of State of Being by cause of Existence,
Inexistence, Action, Inaction,
Purpose or Lack of Purpose.

[See: SCIENTOLOGY 0-8: The Book of Basics, by L. Ron Hubbard.]

thanks oaroloye for that

terezo2002, Lennycool........thanks v.much ... seriously advice taken! tnx once again!!

thanks.......brandonobi, castro316, shestrong, TomHagen.....for your words of encouragement.......I believe in miracles n I believe I'll have one today. And I ray same for you all too......shame and disgrace will not be your portions in JESUS name!

Dear reader, as I ryt diz I had just calmed myself after crying all d way from Cpm Sango........d rest of d story:
Some month's ago some one offered to teach me something in vogue among our youths so I could make money & join d big boys club and offered to pay for spiritual backup for me to make much money as him but I declined.

Since 2008, as if someone some where is doing everything within his/her powers to get me into diz , I have had numerous approach from different guys to learn there trade but always cunningly turning them down because I always believed I wanted to make money to help people not make money by hurting people. Unfortunately I haven't made more money only acquired debts upon debts upon my self.

This morning the pressure of the debts weighed so much on me I almost called d guy in d first paragraph. b4 I went to a pastor who promised to help, only to be partially turned down again and so with pain I sobbed non stop while I walked home knowing I could get this problem sorted out just by calling that guy in d first paragraph, anger and frustration almost made me rebelled and question GOD until a gentle kind of feeling I don't understand made me pray asking GOD for help. I knew peace instantly though still fully aware of my problem,lack of faith on my side? whatever you think, @ first I prayed something lyk 'GOD if u don't allow did cup of debt and disgrace passover me by tomorrow I would be dinning with him by Tuesday morning.

Finally as I contracted with GOD in my prayer I found my self saying 'have mercy Lord, pls help me pay my debts tomorrow so I can pay u d debts I owe you too n I promise I will never eat my tithes'......all those where under emotional stress, now I'm calm I'm saying 'LORD help me pay this debt so that I will not do evil and that I might have peace of mind,nevertheless not as I will but as u will, if it pleases u to take away my peace of mind then i offer it to u as Abraham offered Isaac to you, come what may use this to glorify your name!' now I have total peace! Tomorrow at work all my debtors will be on my neck ready to disgrace me in front of my coworkers & colleagues but I'd rather wait on the unknown response of GOD to my plea than run to the death trap in Satan's temporal offer of peace of mind! Wat's your take on this dear reader? was I wrong to wait for an unknown reply rather than an already awaiting solution to my worries Satan provided?

I AM A BIG FAN OF THE MTN NIGERIA NETWORK!

So I
thought it right to give a gift in appreciation.
What do I have to give? Silver or Gold? I would if
I had any but since I have none to give I give my
intellect power, I hope it’s good a gift and
accepted. Its just a simple write up that addresses this great institution's belief, goals and the great impacts they have made In our lives since February 9, 2001, when they secured one of four
available licenses to operate digital GSM (Global
System for Mobile Telecommunications) telephony
from the Nigerian Communications Commission
(NCC).

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‘
Ahead’ they say ‘are better days’ And so came a
time when Nigerians were longing for a brighter
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We still remain dedicated and committed on our
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