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Fashion / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by JOKLEVIZ(m): 2:24pm On Aug 02, 2016
I vote vizkiz
cc NLjega
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University Of Abuja Admission Thread Guide by JOKLEVIZ(m): 7:10pm On May 31, 2016
meet me on whatsapp let's talk abt that 08060423357. God will help us dis time around

07062515652 pls bro keep me posted on d latest.... Thanks
Family / Re: Where Did You Meet Your Spouse by JOKLEVIZ(m): 12:28am On Apr 12, 2016
that's nt wia I found u at nobleangel
Celebrities / Re: Breaking News: First Daughter, Zahara Buhari Is Pregnant For Davido by JOKLEVIZ(m): 4:04pm On Apr 02, 2016
Ok oh...

NobleAngell:
Does it sound to u like I believed? Or u didnt read my first sentence? I'm even giving him clues so that people will believe his story.
Education / Re: My First April Fool By My Female Lecturer Today! by JOKLEVIZ(m): 4:02pm On Apr 02, 2016
Lol, she can't insult me na.. We're gud frnds
petkoffdrake2:

Nearly? Abi she insult u already... No lie grin
Education / Re: My First April Fool By My Female Lecturer Today! by JOKLEVIZ(m): 4:00pm On Apr 02, 2016
petkoffdrake2:

Nearly? Abi she insult u already... No lie grin
Education / Re: My First April Fool By My Female Lecturer Today! by JOKLEVIZ(m): 12:01pm On Apr 01, 2016
Told a female frnd that am back to town, she bcame so excited nd immediately started makin plans where to meet...

Wen time reach I just brk de april fool news fr her...

She nearly curse mi.

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Celebrities / Re: Breaking News: First Daughter, Zahara Buhari Is Pregnant For Davido by JOKLEVIZ(m): 11:49am On Apr 01, 2016
I april fool a lady she almost fainted on phone.
Celebrities / Re: Breaking News: First Daughter, Zahara Buhari Is Pregnant For Davido by JOKLEVIZ(m): 11:47am On Apr 01, 2016
NobleAngell:
OP that lie no sweet. You shoulda said Flavour or eve Tubaba not Davido.

Is april fool...

Hope u aint de first fool on dis post.
Celebrities / Re: Sophie Rammal And Wale Alakija In New Photos by JOKLEVIZ(m): 9:57am On Apr 01, 2016
gameboy727:
What you known for? Being a hater?

OMG 15-0 u got it dia
Family / Re: Women, Stop Lying To Your Husbands And Playing Victim Afterwards! by JOKLEVIZ(m): 7:16am On Apr 01, 2016
[quote author=fem29 post=44274026]

So true. How come they never went to the hospital to do a pregnancy test. I would have thought if someone you don't want to marry says she is pregnant for you, you would do all tests possible to make sure she is pregnant before you marry her. This story get as e be[/quote

Is not de story that get as e be is de pple involve, their brain get as e BE...

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Nairalander Pictured With The Tallest Woman In Kogi State (see Pics) by JOKLEVIZ(m): 8:41pm On Mar 29, 2016
Wow! I will like to kno/meet de substance... If d container is dis good de content will be very wonderful..

Can u break a protocol fr me?
kenonze:



Thanks.
I dont really attach importance to my look.
The content/substance in me always pave way for me.
As for those kids quoting up up and down,
Get a life
Nairaland / General / Re: A Nairalander Pictured With The Tallest Woman In Kogi State (see Pics) by JOKLEVIZ(m): 7:31pm On Mar 29, 2016
kenonze:
She may have German gene.
BTW,
Whenever i see all these NL guys pics, i get discouraged replying quotes and pm.

if that's u dear @ur dp then of a truth God created u on a Sunday ur beauty is flawless,

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Romance / Re: Help! My Fiance Is HIV Positive, I'm Not; What Do I Do? by JOKLEVIZ(m): 10:45am On Mar 23, 2016
iSellUsedCars:


I insisted they took the test again. We've not been intimate for a month now. Thus, she probably just contracted it. I'll try another clinic in the morning however. Thank you

bro am nt wishing u ill but don't give urself hope, after a week go to another clinic nd run a test...
Religion / Re: What I Experienced In The Church Today. by JOKLEVIZ(m): 7:58pm On Mar 20, 2016
Is not their fault, they are just being cautions.. Sowie fr de inconveniences @op
Religion / Re: Share Your Palm Sunday Experience! by JOKLEVIZ(m): 7:45pm On Mar 20, 2016
Was glorious, we did some procession on de street with palms.... 'Hossana hossana Hossana in the highest'

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Crime / Re: Son Of RCCG Pastor Kidnapped In Kogi On His Way To School (pic) by JOKLEVIZ(m): 7:16pm On Mar 08, 2016
Jesus Is nw ur mate bah? Ur end is nt too far


EYIMICHAEL:
I soak him in the blood of Jesse
Romance / Re: What Is D Craziest Experience U Ever Had While Having Sex? by JOKLEVIZ(m): 12:58pm On Mar 08, 2016
Abi oh me too oh... 'v' club lol


cruzita:
undecided we wey never experience am na make we siddon dey observe
Education / Re: I Got This Txt MSG 12hours To My JAMB Exam. by JOKLEVIZ(m): 12:42pm On Mar 08, 2016
Heard alot bout dt centre karu... Full of chokes.


demo4ril97:
JAMB as been so wicked, indeed.

I registered my JAMB on the 31st of Dec., 2015 and I selected my Exam-Town as Karu in Nasarawa, but after which I did my reprint I was transfered to Abuja I got annoyed but there is nothing I could do.

Suprisingly around 9:30pm today I got a text from JAMB which reads
"Dear, (with my name as registered) your centre have been changed to Kuchika in Karu Nasarawa along 21m Keffi-Abuja expressway, ICT. Triton School, pls reprint ur slip" after which I called a fellow NL'der to recheck online bcus I am using a Java phone he gave a feedback according to what JAMB sent to me and he told me my time was schedule at 11:30am tomorrow instead of 9:30am via the old slip.

Am really confused because I dnt know if this was not a mistake on JAMB database, and if I should go to verify in my Ex-Centre as previously given by JAMB the new details might turn out to be true what do I do?.

I urge those of us who haven't done our exams to recheck.

Cut-Cee: Oga LaLaStIcLaLa SIRE!!!.
Education / Re: What I Saw When I Checked Her Jamb Result!! by JOKLEVIZ(m): 12:36pm On Mar 08, 2016
Tosholzz:
This is the same thing that is happening to my sister at first it was saying pending result and now it is saying she was absent. Someone should please help

two things ar involve here either she didn't thumb print while gng in or she didn't answer her name wen d register was called........
Jokes Etc / Re: When Your Childs School Is On Another Planet. by JOKLEVIZ(m): 8:52pm On Mar 07, 2016
A Mouse and a giraffe wonderful, dis evolution is it base on lamarck law of use and disuse or Darwin law of naturel selection?
Romance / Re: Guys In The House,how True Is This(pic) by JOKLEVIZ(m): 8:45pm On Mar 07, 2016
Integrity my logo.. No to cheat.

prettythicksme:
Really?guys over to u angry

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Romance / Re: When She Came Along With Her Friends On a date (funny Pics) by JOKLEVIZ(m): 2:45pm On Mar 07, 2016
Would ff back on twitter?

menabae:
Lol, that's hungry gurls grin
Romance / Re: My Newly Married Friend's Husband Is After My Boobs. by JOKLEVIZ(m): 2:13pm On Mar 07, 2016
That de best tin to do, u ave said my mind,
hey nice advice.


Pumpkin34:
you can visit her when you know her husband is not around, telling her will look like you're jealous of their Union and that's why you want to scatter it. Then if the husband brings up such an issue again, five him the warning of his life.

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Celebrities / Re: Caption This Picture Of Davido And Amrrican Singe Future by JOKLEVIZ(m): 1:18pm On Mar 07, 2016
Hahahahahaha stop smoking wat am smoking.. Lol

Afrok:
Davido: Bros Future ehhh...
Future: Kid can I help u?
Davido: Bros ehh I no be kid nah, i don born for house.
Future: Okay papa born boy, what can I do for u?
Davido: boss! I just wan make u FEATURE me in your FUTURE albumembarassed
Future: David Adeleke, stop smoking the same thing with me coz its affecting your brain.

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Nairaland / General / Re: PIC: When You Are Still Single At 43 And Your Pastors Can't Take It Anymore. by JOKLEVIZ(m): 1:10pm On Mar 07, 2016
Am a very serious Christian bt dia r tinx i dun spiritualise... Wen he is ready to settle down he wl,no need fr tht drama...


D guy above me is a comedian.. Anointing oil borehore... Lol
Politics / Re: 13 Facts About The Late James Ocholi by JOKLEVIZ(m): 12:33pm On Mar 07, 2016
What happen to dem or wat have dey done to u?

kestolove95:
Igala's again?

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Romance / Re: Can A Guy And A Girl Really Just Be Friends?? by JOKLEVIZ(m): 10:07pm On Mar 03, 2016
Some guys can't handle it wen a gal dy met single all of a sudden start dating a new guy frm no where is juz like sowing a seed, nurturing it and a stranger comes and harvest it (laborInVain)

to be just a friend with a girl you guys have to be
1)childhood friends: their female folks of mine that i can't just date. Beautiful,intelligent ,good mannered but am just used/familiar to dem 2much right frm price sch/sundaysch so we're just friends.
2)devoted church members of same church
3)serious student of same faculty.
NYSC / Re: Nysc Rccf Rural Rugged Sokoto 2016 by JOKLEVIZ(m): 8:17pm On Feb 29, 2016
Dwise11:
Redeem Christian Corpers fellowship(Rccf), on the 27/02/2016 went on a rural rugged mission in Kware L.g are Sokoto State.
The hard a football match with the youth of the community and the match ended 4 goals In favour of the youth of kware.( Samson siasia need those guys).
Rccf corpers clean the community, the treat the sick and gave them some provision out of love. finally we told them about Christ and most of then gave there lives to Christ.

hmm modify if possible.....
That's a great one from you guys!
I stayed there before @ d hospital quarters.....

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