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Celebrities / See The Man That Marries A Woman Thrice His Size. by JOKLEVIZ(m): 10:02pm On Nov 09, 2015
For better, for worst.

One word for them pls.

Celebrities / Re: Anna Ebiere Dedicates Her Daughter In Church (Photos) by JOKLEVIZ(m): 8:51am On Nov 09, 2015

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Crime / Re: Jealous Girlfriend Stabs Boyfriend To Death For Updating His Facebook Status As by JOKLEVIZ(m): 12:50pm On Nov 07, 2015
Very we hear stuff like gf kill bf for thinking to update his whatever
Romance / Re: Things You Miss For Not Having Sex by JOKLEVIZ(m): 11:48pm On Nov 06, 2015
Since i was born and now am 20+ still missing, is fun sha staying clean.

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Politics / Re: Biafra Millionmanmarch:ipob Defy Heavy Police Presence To Protest In Owerri(pic) by JOKLEVIZ(m): 11:44pm On Nov 06, 2015
Seems like biafra don't ave female citizens... Or dy are not in support of dia men
Education / Re: Unbelievable! See What A Primary School Teacher Is Teaching Her Pupils by JOKLEVIZ(m): 5:29pm On Nov 06, 2015
Tundeiab:

Bros! This your English needs to be born again... Lol

first of all thanks for the correction, secondly change your pic am nt gud @insult but trust me change ur pic 1st next time u wanna pick on someone.. Esp here on NL
Education / Re: Unbelievable! See What A Primary School Teacher Is Teaching Her Pupils by JOKLEVIZ(m): 3:00pm On Nov 06, 2015
Reminds me of a yoruba movie.
Romance / Re: 7 Ways To Tell If Your Boyfriend Is Going To Be Rich by JOKLEVIZ(m): 10:10pm On Oct 29, 2015
Amelian:
Op, all those write ups are just tales by moonlight..
You can't tell 100percent if he will be RICH except u r spiritual and can for see his financial future... Any other thing is guess work... Ladies, believing the op's criteria shouldn't be deceived... Possibly comfortable? Probably? But rich? undecided
That u won't agree with, blieve in dating rich guys already made men,may u nt miss ur right man bcs of so call rule or criteria.
Music/Radio / Re: . by JOKLEVIZ(m): 9:28pm On Oct 29, 2015
Am telling is a serious matter but hey how u upload songs here is that possible
Religion / Re: “religion Has Become Very Oppressive”- Kirk Franklin by JOKLEVIZ(m): 9:21pm On Oct 29, 2015
Revelational... #true
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: This Is Simply Amazing! (photo) by JOKLEVIZ(m): 7:24pm On Oct 12, 2015
What a creative man,hope he has a chair while waitin 8yrs fr this one.
Art, Graphics & Video / This Is Simply Amazing! (photo) by JOKLEVIZ(m): 1:30pm On Oct 12, 2015
Wow.

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden
chair using tree shaping methods, primarily
training a living tree through constricting
the direction of branch growth. The chair
took about eight years to grow.

Culture / Re: Artificial Rain Making: How Is It Done? by JOKLEVIZ(m): 7:33pm On Oct 10, 2015
Pls oh this artificial rain do the traditionalist form artificial thunder too?


Just asking.
Culture / Re: Artificial Rain Making: How Is It Done? by JOKLEVIZ(m): 7:29pm On Oct 10, 2015
jmichlins:
until they make rain in the dry season, then I will not take them serious. they key indregients involved in rain making is faith. once you give the alleged rain maker the required thing, you have absolute faith that there will be no rain and just like you believed, you will see none and if you do otherwise, you will expect to see massive rain and it will surely come
come on thts it FAITH.... Looking forward to hold rain
Celebrities / Re: Mike Ezuruonye This Morning (photo Caption) by JOKLEVIZ(m): 3:22pm On Oct 07, 2015
I think ave watch the movie wia dy use tht location, nice caption tho #truetalk
Music/Radio / Re: Developing Your Playing Skills On Saxophone. by JOKLEVIZ(m): 2:19pm On Sep 30, 2015
Timijo:
Can you you send it through whatsapp or email?
whatsapp should be easier.
Music/Radio / Re: Developing Your Playing Skills On Saxophone. by JOKLEVIZ(m): 12:43pm On Sep 30, 2015
Timijo:
ok, can you give me any audio sample of blues or jazz?
i have some copious video on bluescale but will share one but how?
Music/Radio / Re: Developing Your Playing Skills On Saxophone. by JOKLEVIZ(m): 9:09am On Sep 30, 2015
Timijo:
But where do u base specifically?
i base in minna, but am not certain of going there frm now till the end of this year...
Music/Radio / Re: Developing Your Playing Skills On Saxophone. by JOKLEVIZ(m): 10:56pm On Sep 29, 2015
Timijo:
Thanks for your concern. Pls where do u live?
currently am in lokoja...
Music/Radio / Re: Developing Your Playing Skills On Saxophone. by JOKLEVIZ(m): 6:53pm On Sep 29, 2015
chccho:
hi guys, am a big sax lover and am about to buy my 1st sax ever...
the problem am having now is that i dont even know what type of sax to buy (Alto,soprano) cos am a novice
pls i will appreciate advice from experts in the house..
i live in lagos tho
get an alto... Reason because
1) is moderately sound not to high not to low...
2)the moiuithpiece doesnt need much expectise to handle(that doesnt mean it doesnt @all)
3) is also averagely size: not too small and not too big to carry
4)the pitch is nt very high neither is it low is moderate and perfect fr a beginner.
Music/Radio / Re: Developing Your Playing Skills On Saxophone. by JOKLEVIZ(m): 6:45pm On Sep 29, 2015
Timijo:
If you are a saxophonist, please make use of these thread to enlighten other players.
I am a learner in playing saxophone. Although, I can play up to 10 keys. I play classical music but I'm trying to learn blue music using the scales.
I got some scales on the net but I don't know the proper application.
If you are a good blue music player please shed light on the approach to playing blue music on the alto sax.
u can't run a blue scale for every song... Bcs for u to improvise or play u must always be arnd d chord of d song.. However if you try otherwise esp bluescale ur horn will sound off which is frustrating @times.. But for jazz music bro bluescale is a thumps up, for example the hymn''PASS ME NOT OH GENTLE SAVIOR'' u can jazz if u ave a band... In such songs u see d beauty of d scale.... For more details check out my profile
Politics / Re: 16 Year Old Christian Girl, Ifesinachi Anih Converts To Islam,[photos] by JOKLEVIZ(m): 5:19pm On Sep 17, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:

Ah! You think I'm a terrorist like you?
Abeg, offer declined , so sweeerve cheesy
#laughinginarabic
Politics / Re: 16 Year Old Christian Girl, Ifesinachi Anih Converts To Islam,[photos] by JOKLEVIZ(m): 1:52pm On Sep 17, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:
Allahu Akram ... So happy for Her!!! smiley


Welcome to the only Religion that teaches total submission to the will of God smiley
Buhahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahaha hahahahahahah hahahahahahahaahah hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
Pls can u help the world teach al qeada, Isis, b'haram, etc peace?
Fashion / Re: Excessive Dependence On Makeup by JOKLEVIZ(m): 11:30am On Sep 11, 2015
Make up today is synonymous to air

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Celebrities / Re: Mo’cheddah Plays Chief Bridesmaid At Elder Sister’s Wedding(photos) by JOKLEVIZ(m): 3:15pm On Sep 06, 2015
Looking good, That shows the wonderful chemistry in the fam and her humility.
Religion / Re: Is Self Servicing A "SIN" For A Couple Whose Partner Is Hardly Around? by JOKLEVIZ(m): 10:21pm On Sep 05, 2015
raayah:
It depends on your relationship, if your partner is comfortable with it, go for it.

Generally, I dont think masturbation is a sin.

Smh
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by JOKLEVIZ(m): 10:44am On Sep 05, 2015
lilchris04:

Morning. How was your night? The OAU Pre-degree program is an intensive educational program which prepares students for 100 level in any course of their choice in OAU. It usually lasts for about 8-9 months. There, students can only offer a combination of 4 subjects which is in line with the course they wish to study when they resume the following year in OAU (if they pass very well). Before a student can be admitted into the pre-degree program, he/she has to pass an entrance exam which usually comes up around October. It's a CBT exam which comprises 4 subjects based on a student's choice (Please click the link at the end of this post to know more about subject combinations). There are a total of 100 questions in all. Once you're able to beat the cut off point for your own subject combination, you will definitely be admitted. English language is compulsory for all subject combinations. I'll advise you aim at getting at least 60/100 just to be be sure of your admission. I think I have to stop here for now because this page isn't for pre-degree aspirants. I don't want to post "off topic". Well, at least we're all OAU aspirants, right?
www.nairaland.com/2492326/oau-predegree-admission-2015-2016
Thanks so much, I appreciate..
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by JOKLEVIZ(m): 4:35am On Sep 05, 2015
The adage goes thus "make hay while the Sun shines".So in this prefrence of refrence i create this thread for every Jambite who chose/rather will chose OAU as their 1st choice. I'm Olaleye Olusanya from Ondo State, aspiring for MBBS.But for the sake of the sake i'd rather u call me starlings. Xo guys let the Introduction begins

Pls can some one en light me more on OAU pre degree program
Celebrities / Re: Happy Birthday Funke Akindele by JOKLEVIZ(m): 6:57pm On Aug 24, 2015
BD?
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of The Day: Am Glad To Be Part Of Ths Generation by JOKLEVIZ(m): 6:08pm On Aug 24, 2015
prettyangel10:


I'm so sorry, I'm sure she would come back. Maybe she is busy or something. You can PM her sha. embarassed

She wasn't busy until u came.. PM? Her email is bad
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of The Day: Am Glad To Be Part Of Ths Generation by JOKLEVIZ(m): 2:47pm On Aug 24, 2015
prettyangel10:


Yeeee, i'm sorry. Sugarbeeeee, please where are you. I'm just doing my own aploko o. I dont mena anything o. Please come back o.

She wouldn't, haha you've scared her away... So who are you by d way?

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