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Education / Re: ASUU Has Called Off D Strike...is It True ? by JoktyJohn(m): 1:54pm On Oct 12, 2013
I beg stop chasing the air...
Nairaland / General / What Is Your Defination For The Word "Fear"? by JoktyJohn(m): 12:11pm On Oct 12, 2013
What z ur defination for the word fear...?
Education / Re: The University Of Nigeria Nsukka (UNN) Has Successfully Pulled Out Of ASUU. by JoktyJohn(m): 8:46am On Oct 12, 2013
Then, what are the other universities waiting for...?ASUU, student are no more at ur support again...Call-off the strike and resume to work pls...
Education / Re: How To Become An Excellent Student. by JoktyJohn(m): 8:28am On Oct 11, 2013
Lastly, pray and believe in God.
Romance / Re: Man Padlocks Girlfriend's Pant To Prevent Her From Cheating (photos) by JoktyJohn(m): 8:20am On Oct 11, 2013
The man z trying to naturalize the jail cell to himself alone...That z an act of selfishness..But that can never happen in Niaja oo..

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Nairaland / General / Both Pilot Were Asleep At The Same Time by JoktyJohn(m): 7:13pm On Sep 26, 2013
Both pilots of an airbus passenger plane were asleep at the same time with the UK - Operated aircraft flying on... Read the rest of the story at [www.yahoo.com/w/legobepengin]
Education / Re: NUT Gives 2 Weeks Ultimatum To FG, ASUU To Resolve Dispute by JoktyJohn(m): 6:18pm On Sep 26, 2013
GOD, Please intervene
Politics / Re: Towards 2015, Goodluck Or Not by JoktyJohn(m): 6:09pm On Sep 26, 2013
I don't even wanna hear the name of this Vacious bunkum again. The case on ground now is how the ASSU strike will be called off.
Nairaland / General / 11-year-old Boy Admitted Into A University by JoktyJohn(m): 8:11am On Sep 20, 2013
Carson Huey-You, an 11-year-old is among the new class of Undergraduate at Texas Christian University- adjusting to college life, finding the right buildings, settling in for those easy core classes.
Around the time when most kids are playing with jacks and baseball playing cards, Young Hue-You will be taking University-level courses among teenagers and young adults. And it won't just be a class load. The boy who scored a 1770 on his SAT, speaks Mandarin Chinese and plays the piano, will be studying nothing less than quantum physics.
His mom, Claretta says, her son had intense focus as an infant, by the age of one, he could read. By the five, he was doing pre-algebra calculus.
If he graduate as his parents expect, in four to five years, Carson will have a college diploma before or at the same time he get his driver' license.
Nairaland / General / A Mysterious Fish In Ibadan by JoktyJohn(m): 1:12pm On Sep 16, 2013
Wonder shall never end. A believe says, when the end comes, monstrous happening shall happen. Last week in Ibadan, the capital state of Oyo state witnessed an obnoxious happening on Tuesday. It happened that a woman called Aderike bought a fish from the market for her family supper. When she got home, she discovered that the fish was restive on the table where she put it but she trivialised the action of the fish thought that that is how a fresh trapped fish does.
As she was about to cut the head of the fish, the fish spake out "stop it stop it stop it". WHAT, the woman shouted. "I'm a marine queen, I was trapped on my way to my friend house and I will make you bouyant and a mogul in Ibadan land if you can return me to my place". God for bid, I will shout and report you to the police, said the woman. "Ok before you report to the police, please take me to my place I'm feeling hot here". No, people must see you today, the woman said. As she rushed out to the police station, the fish had already killed her three children. Now the woman is no more a person. Is the woman action right or wrong?
Education / ASUU STRIKE: Information Minister's Statement Careless, Says ASUU by JoktyJohn(m): 7:32pm On Sep 09, 2013
BY ANAYO OKOLI UMUAHIA - THE Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, has lashed out at the Information Minister, Labaran Maku, for saying that Nigeria would shut down if the Federal Government conceded to the demands of university teachers.
ASUU descibed the minister's statement as a careless utterance and urged Nigerian to ignore him.
The union in a statement by Zonal Coordination, Calabar zone, Dr. Charles Onanuju, said Maku was ignorant of the agreement between it and the Federal Government.
He asked Maku to apologise to Nigerians for such unguarded comments and warned him to stop playing politics with the future of the Nigerian Child.
ASUU said: "Nigerians should ignore the careless utterance by the minister of information that the country will shut down if ASUU's demand is met".It seems the minister has not seen or read the 2009 ASUU/FG agreement.
"The country has not shut down with constant wastage of billions of dollars being stolen. The minister should apologise to Nigerians for such unguarded comments and stop playing politics with the future of Nigerian child".

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Crime / Re: Boko Haram Kills 44 In Borno.. by JoktyJohn(m): 3:58am On Aug 24, 2013
their brutal acts of killing people z now a stale,they couldnt help making a joyful home a heart sink everyday ...i pray this ruthless people will never make heaven...

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Fashion / Re: How To Define Fashion? by JoktyJohn(m): 8:10am On Aug 22, 2013
The word fashion is the way of dressing that makes you look good to everybody...or putting on apt dresses in the way that attracts many people.
Nairaland / General / How To Make Ur Topics The Front Page Of This Site... by JoktyJohn(m): 2:59pm On Aug 16, 2013
If u wanna know hw to make ur posts the front page of this nairaland, log in to this website...joktyjohnalabajohn@yahoo.com
Nairaland / General / Let All New Nairalanders Post Their comment Here... by JoktyJohn(m): 2:47pm On Aug 16, 2013
post ur comment here...

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Religion / Share And Care by JoktyJohn(m): 11:16am On Aug 16, 2013
Some of the identification marks of CAC include audible, fervent and miracle-generating prayer, total and moderate dressing, evangelism, abstinence from the use of jewelry, paymentof first fruits, clapping, spiritual revival and general consecrated living. However, some members of CAC now exchange these value with the life style of the modern orthodox and Pentecostal churches of careless, half-naked, seductive appearances, use of cloth of the opposite sex, jewelry, and so on. Discuss the ways to revive CAC legacies in our own time.
Religion / History Of Pastor JOSEPH AYODELE BABALOLA by JoktyJohn(m): 10:49am On Aug 16, 2013
Babalola was born in 1904 at Odo-Owa in Kwara State of Nigeria. He had his early education in Odo-Owa, Lagos and Osogbo. He later entered into blacksmithing apprenticeship from where he went to learn roller driving and was employed by a construction company. He was called by God in 1928 and from the point of yielding to the call he gave his all with all the willingness and readiness to offer himself to God upon him was prolific, impacting, tremendous, powerful, strong and transforming. With this, he brought generational impact and transformation that, close to 60yrs after his death, people still feel as if he died yesterday. He got power, anointing, grace, and the ministerial Key that has eternal capacity, value and impact. Uncountable number of people came to Christ through with his ministry.
Religion / History Of Pastor JOSEPH AYODELE BABALOLA by JoktyJohn(m): 10:42am On Aug 16, 2013
Babalola was born in 1904 at Odo-Owa in Kwara State of Nigeria. He had his early education in Odo-Owa, Lagos and Osogbo. He later entered into blacksmithing apprenticeship from where he went to learn roller driving and was employed by a construction company. He was called by God in 1928 and from the point of yielding to the call he gave his all with all the willingness and readiness to offer himself to God upon him was prolific, impacting, tremendous, powerful, strong and transforming. With this, he brought generational impact and transformation that, close to 60yrs after his death, people still feel as if he died yesterday. He got power, anointing, grace, and the ministerial Key that has eternal capacity, value and impact. Uncountable number of people came to Christ through with his ministry.
Religion / Share And Care by JoktyJohn(m): 8:57am On Aug 15, 2013
Many Christian homes of today luck bliss and fulfillment. One common reason for this situation is pre-marital sex and/or extra-marital affairs. These evils have prevented the empowerment of many would-be global stars. Discuss, as a Christian model, how one-should abstain from illicit affairs before and after holy wedlock.
Religion / Ten Magnificent Names Of Jesus Christ That U Know... by JoktyJohn(m): 2:04pm On Aug 14, 2013
...pls i nid someone to add ten eulogy to the following...:::Prince of peace, Counselor, Great Physician, Advocate, Author and Finisher of our Faith, Son of God, Living Stone, King of kings, Deliverer, Lion of Judah, The Hidden Treasure, The Messiah, Mind of God, The Alpha and Omega, The Resurrection and Life, I am that I am, Saviour of the world, The Gate way to Heaven, The highway of Holiness, The well spring of wisdom, The Lord of Righteousness, The beginning and the End, The One who is, The One who was,The One who is yet to come and AMEN.........pls I nid more
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Post Your Own Topic On Nairaland by JoktyJohn(m): 8:39am On Aug 14, 2013
guy pls i need to know hw to put my topic at the front page...

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Education / Re: Nigerian College Of Aviation Zaria And International Aviation College Ilorin. by JoktyJohn(m): 12:13am On Aug 14, 2013
Zaria z the best college of aviation in Nigeria...it will be good if u can choose Zaria..
Religion / Who Is Actually Taking The Right Path(to Heaven)...Christian Or Muslim..? by JoktyJohn(m): 8:56pm On Aug 13, 2013
I had a chatting wif one of my friends on 2go yesterday. He was preaching to me on hw to get to heaven that the only way to heaven is Islam.. I tried to correct him but nonetheless of all my apt words I inherent in on him, he repudiated...the more I tell him about Jesus,the more he trivialized me... Pls, if you were on such trial for being a Christian, what evidencee wold u make to convict yourself..? Pls I need your contribution to get rid of my precariousness.
Politics / Re: Can You Sleep With A Dead For Money by JoktyJohn(m): 12:55am On Aug 12, 2013
..God forbid...
Fashion / Re: Cream I Can Use To Make A Guy Lips Pink. by JoktyJohn(m): 12:51am On Aug 12, 2013
...the best way is to fry your lips everyday...
Jokes Etc / Re: Grammatically Inclined Patrick Obahiagbon 'blows Grammar' On The ASUU Strike by JoktyJohn(m): 7:52am On Aug 11, 2013
This idiot Patrick wanna collapse my head with his convoluted grammar... I dont even understand the meaning.
Nairaland / General / Re: Iluju In Turmoil, Please Save. by JoktyJohn(m): 8:07pm On Aug 09, 2013
...that was not the only tragedy... @ pheyikemi
Nairaland / General / Re: Iluju In Turmoil, Please Save. by JoktyJohn(m): 8:05pm On Aug 09, 2013
...that was not the only tragedy@pheyikemi
Nairaland / General / Iluju In Turmoil, Please Save. by JoktyJohn(m): 3:48pm On Aug 09, 2013
It has been upto a month now that a village via Ogbomoso in Oyo State has been shouting for help due to the morbid occurrence in the village which had claimed the lives of over ten resident of the village. The man that shared the news said that, the first obnoxious occurrence that happened was a man preparing for his marriage suddenly found death along the road at the outskirts of the village. He continued that, the second tragic was a whole family that suffered a chronic stomach ache to death after taken their supper and so on. He gathered that, the investigation shows that the tragedy was unleased by the stronghold(witchcraft) of the village due to the antiquate convenant of the village. He said to satisfy their convention, twenty-one lives must be claimed for every 21yrs... The question now is that..."who is the next to die"...pls save all ministers of God...

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