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Religion / Re: Shocking Secret Discovered In The Center Of The Bible by JoktyJohn(m): 9:00pm On Jul 10, 2014
grin ..nice..
Education / Re: FUTMINNA ADMISSION.. THREAD 2014 by JoktyJohn(m): 4:58pm On Jul 06, 2014
Pls i need PD past question ...my email is johnnyjoktyj@gmail.com
Celebrities / Re: From Nollywood To Pornllywood? See What This Nollywood Actor Is Doing To This A by JoktyJohn(m): 9:04pm On Dec 16, 2013
Thanks for moving up this issue...A confessor says, devil occupied the media and turned it to pen...It think thatz what nollywood actor and actress are...Since satan z involved, we can't do anything but to cease from watching their films.
Religion / To Become Spiritual Empowerment by JoktyJohn(m): 7:19am On Dec 15, 2013
Spiritual Empowerment is the act of giving the rightful ability or authority to a spirit-filled xtian as a representative, to function on behalf of God to fulfill His purpose.. Here are the requirement ::
1. Confess ur sins and let God cleanse you from all unrighteousness. Spiritual empowerment is for the sanctified vessels, those not rule by sin, but who embrace holy living.
2. Surrender the control of ur mind, will and emotion to God.
3. Fellowship with other believers for spiritual maturity.
4. Desire the in-filling of the spirit regularly, attending tarry meeting and mountain-top prayer programme.
5. Faith is important if we will be endued.
6. Obedience: God gives His spirit to those who will obey Him.
7. Be ready to wait on Him in fasting, prayer and regular reading of the word of God.
There is no short cut to this.
Celebrities / Re: OUCH! Snake Bites Tip Of Man's Pen_s As He Sits Down On Public Toilet by JoktyJohn(m): 1:42pm On Dec 13, 2013
I think itz a joke, the news z common..
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin For One To Look At his Own Wife Or her Own Husband Lustfully? by JoktyJohn(m): 1:49pm On Dec 11, 2013
No...thatz not a sin at all...the opposite sex that Jesus meant in the chapter z not for ur wife. Remember, in the verse, Jesus was talking about fornication and adultery. Or can sex with ur own wife leads to fornication....? Absolutely, No. Itz only that u have to minimmize the rate...
Religion / Re: Zeal Without Knowledge by JoktyJohn(m): 9:58pm On Dec 09, 2013
i was really blessed with your message. May God continue to flourish you with His wisdom and knowledge from divinity...
Crime / Re: " I Come To Lagos To Buy Babies " by JoktyJohn(m): 2:58pm On Dec 09, 2013
.....this is out of ordinary. What a bad country we are!..."child trafficking", is this poverty or what? Ouch! People are heartless.
Religion / Following Jesus To The End.. by JoktyJohn(m): 9:38am On Dec 07, 2013
"Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me more also, if ought but death part thee and me." These were the words of Ruth to Naomi. She left what she knew for what she did not know. In spite of the probloms her mother-in-law had, she chose to follow her to the end and she did.
This should be our decision for Christ. Ruth was not certain of the future, but we are. John 14:1-6 tells us where we will end up if we follow Jesus. Decide to follow to the end. Ruth had problems as well as her mother-in-law,yet she followed on. No matter the problem, follow on with Christ. Eternity is sure

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Jokes Etc / Re: What Will You Do? by JoktyJohn(m): 8:16am On Nov 01, 2013
Strauskhan1: That moment when u try to study the bible and eat snacks, and you accidentally open to Luke 7;34 grin

Then, what happen in Luke 7?.
Education / OAU Chat Room by JoktyJohn(m): 12:41am On Oct 17, 2013
I am missing school badly. Greeting to all my fellowship member
Food / Re: Best Breakfast by JoktyJohn(m): 8:11am On Oct 16, 2013
gringrin grin grin grin...as for me, the apt food is IYAN and FUFU...
Romance / Re: Strictly For Women! Can U Ask Your Partner These Embarrassing Questions? by JoktyJohn(m): 8:03am On Oct 16, 2013
grin grin grin grin lipsrsealed ...Rubbish.. shocked. shocked
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Holiday Do You Enjoy Most In Nigeria? by JoktyJohn(m): 7:53am On Oct 16, 2013
grin grin...Christmas of course... cheesy cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Holiday Do You Enjoy Most In Nigeria? by JoktyJohn(m): 7:51am On Oct 16, 2013
Christmas of course

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Politics / Re: Kano State Bans "Indecent Dressing", Stops Tricycles From Carrying Male & Female by JoktyJohn(m): 2:53pm On Oct 15, 2013
I Like that law, Nevertheless is mainly for the muslims. I pray they bring that to South/West.. grin grin
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Doesnt Know How To Pet A Gurl. by JoktyJohn(m): 11:25am On Oct 15, 2013
If Zone A is this hard then Zone B will be..? It will be shrewd to leave him and if you think you can cope z all about your heart choice.
Education / Re: ASUU Or FG: Which Do U Support? by JoktyJohn(m): 10:58am On Oct 15, 2013
You have a good point but as for me, I can neither blame the Government nor the ASUU, criticizing in this case is otiose, the Bible says the heart of kings and chievz are in His hand. I think it is more witty to commit both Gov. and ASUU into the hand of God. Thankz
Romance / Re: Guys Can You Marry A Girl If. ...!! by JoktyJohn(m): 10:26am On Oct 15, 2013
Money cannot please my heart. I don't even pray for my wife to be richer than me because she will be too egotistic
Education / Re: ASUU Vowed Not To Negotiate With Gov. Suswan Committee by JoktyJohn(m): 8:53pm On Oct 14, 2013
This people are desperately meddlesome. LORD, please do something.
Crime / Re: Gbadebo Beats His Wife To Death Over N500 In Lagos; Locks Her Corpse by JoktyJohn(m): 8:45pm On Oct 14, 2013
I imagine what will happen if it is #1,000
Celebrities / Re: Between Lionel Messi And Beyonce, Who Is More Popular? by JoktyJohn(m): 8:36pm On Oct 14, 2013
Messi of course
Education / Re: ASUU Holds Street Rallies In Onitsha And Awka. by JoktyJohn(m): 8:32pm On Oct 14, 2013
OH God! I'm tired. Lord please intervene

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Religion / Only Two Roads by JoktyJohn(m): 4:29pm On Oct 14, 2013
We are all travelers through life. The Word of God makes clear that there are but two roads to travel to our destination. Christ Himself declared this fact in Matthew 7:13,14. There are but two roads, the way to life and the way to destruction. There are but two roads, the narrow and broad. Everyone is on one road or the other.
The Lord has not hidden from us the road to heaven, the way of life, or the path of salvation. Christ is only road to life. All who receive Him as their Lord and savior are on their way to heaven. (John 10:9)
But the real fact is that, not all men are willing to enter the door or go by the way of the Cross of Christ. Many seek their own way of salvation.(Isaiah 53:6, Proverbs 14:12)
Christ is the gate and the way that leads to heaven and everlasting life. Rejection of Christ is the way that leads to death and hell. On which way are you?

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Religion / Re: I Have A Problem! by JoktyJohn(m): 2:14pm On Oct 12, 2013
cheesy A-M-E-N
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need Love by JoktyJohn(m): 2:09pm On Oct 12, 2013
Jesus loves you..Accept Him today and be saved
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo:drunk Man Survives After Falling From Eight Storey Building by JoktyJohn(m): 2:04pm On Oct 12, 2013
What a lampooned live!

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