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Romance / Re: Lebanon Mayor Hires Policewomen In Hot Pants To Boost Tourism by Jomesh20(m): 5:55am On Aug 12, 2018
Issorite, duly noted. I need more explanation on the 'our women are free' part.
Politics / Re: Top 5 Governors Who Invested Massively On Roads In Their States by Jomesh20(m): 6:44pm On Jul 27, 2018
Please where is governor Ibikunle Amosun
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Tops 2018 Instagram Football Celebrities Rich List [Top 5] by Jomesh20(m): 5:39pm On Jul 24, 2018
The Real King
Education / Re: A Mother Beats Up Her Daughter Because She Was Drunk: Who Was Drunk? by Jomesh20(m): 11:09pm On May 29, 2018
I think it's the daughter. A woman beats her daughter because she 'was' drunk. That's past tense, which means both are no longer drunk. It's only logical to deduce that the mother was punishing the daughter for her previous crime of getting drunk.
Politics / Re: Coalition For Nigeria Movement: Obasanjo's Full Statement During Registration by Jomesh20(m): 12:01pm On Feb 02, 2018
Same old same old
Romance / Re: Why Black Peniss Have A Special Taste? by Jomesh20(m): 3:31pm On Dec 11, 2017
Na wa o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (4 - 0) On 30th September 2017 by Jomesh20(m): 12:16am On Oct 12, 2017
HERSLEY:
lol can't see u
Hmmm I don't think you're here
Family / Re: Should A Wife's Money Be '' Hers '' , While The Husband's Money Be " Ours " ? by Jomesh20(m): 6:20am On Oct 04, 2017
CEEcey:
undecided

A husband that depends on his wife's money is a disgrace to men

My money is mine alone and I can only decide to give him if he asks

Besides isn't he suppose to be the head of the family
His money is ours.
I guess 'dependency' doesn't apply here since he's working too and earning basic salary. Relationship in marriage should be a symbiotic one. I can remember well, in my family (3 children) before the demise of my mum, my dad takes care of our school bills (uniform, tuition fees, books etc) while my mom takes care of the feeding thereby alleviating the pressure on both of them. If you decide your money is yours alone, and only if you decide otherwise, then I think he should address matters of the family alone without consulting you except he feels like since you stated he's the head of the family. Autocracy should be the day then.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (4 - 0) On 30th September 2017 by Jomesh20(m): 5:49pm On Sep 30, 2017
HERSLEY:
Ur address sir? wink kiss
Na Ewekoro I dey o. I'm standing outside for you right now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (4 - 0) On 30th September 2017 by Jomesh20(m): 4:47pm On Sep 30, 2017
HERSLEY:
If we score 4 today.... I will kiss all the man utd fans on NL kiss cheesy
I'm already pouting my lips o. I'm so happy like die, first kiss from a NLDer
Celebrities / Re: Kit Harington And Rose Leslie Are Engaged by Jomesh20(m): 8:45pm On Sep 26, 2017
iamharkinwaley:
You Know Nothing Jon Snow

I still don't understand why Yritte told John Snow this two different times.

Anybody pls?

And pls am a bit confuse, isn't Aegon And Deaneary Targaryen related, I mean brother sister relationship ? Coz they bleep.
They believed they were the last Targaryen and their pure bloodline must continue
Health / Re: Different Types Of People When They Fall Sick (images) by Jomesh20(m): 10:04pm On Sep 18, 2017
attention007:
2. The ones that chew drugs
Alex Mahone Prison Break comes to mind
Car Talk / Re: The New Ferrari Portofino Has Been Unveiled With 590hp (photos) by Jomesh20(m): 7:09am On Aug 29, 2017
Price?
Health / Re: 8 Things That Happen To Your Body During Sex by Jomesh20(m): 3:48am On Aug 03, 2017
In one word, always give a Bleep

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Politics / Re: 15 Communities Protest Against Aregbesola Over 'illegal' Land Acquisition(pics) by Jomesh20(m): 5:43pm On Jun 07, 2017
Ok
Car Talk / Enquiry About Benz S Class 350 Rear Light Cover by Jomesh20(m): 2:44pm On May 24, 2017
Please I need to know how much Benz S350 rear light costs. I need to replace after breaking the current one there and I wouldn't want to be ripped off at the market. Please your responses will be highly appreciated.
Religion / Re: Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman's Claim That David's Mother Was A Harlort by Jomesh20(m): 7:03am On Apr 26, 2017
David’s Birth

Why was the young David so reviled by his brothers and people?

To understand the hatred directed toward David, we need to investigate the inner workings behind the events, the secret episodes that aren’t recorded in the prophetic books but are alluded to in Midrashim.4

David’s father, Yishai, was the grandson of Boaz and Ruth. After several years of marriage to his wife, Nitzevet, and after having raised several virtuous children, Yishai began to entertain personal doubts about his ancestry. True, he was the leading Torah authority of his day, but his grandmother Ruth was a convert from the nation of Moab, as related in the book of Ruth.

During Ruth’s lifetime, many individuals were doubtful about the legitimacy of her marriage to Boaz. The Torah specifically forbids an Israelite to marry a Moabite convert, since this is the nation that cruelly refused the Jewish people passage through their land, or food and drink to purchase, when they wandered in the desert after being freed from Egypt.

Boaz and the sages understood this law—as per the classic interpretation transmitted in the “Oral Torah”—as forbidding intermarriage with converted male Moabites (who were the ones responsible for the cruel conduct), while exempting female Moabite converts. With his marriage to Ruth, Boaz hoped to clarify and publicize this Torah law, which was still unknown to the masses.

Boaz died the night after his marriage with Ruth. Ruth had conceived and subsequently gave birth to their son Oved, the father of Yishai. Some rabble-rousers at the time claimed that Boaz’s death verified that his marriage to Ruth the Moabite had indeed been forbidden.

Time would prove differently. Once Oved (so called because he was a true oved, servant of G‑d), and later Yishai and his offspring, were born, their righteous conduct and prestigious positions proved the legitimacy of their ancestry. It was impossible that men of such caliber could have descended from a forbidden union.

However, later in his life, doubt gripped at Yishai’s heart, gnawing away at the very foundation of his existence. Being the sincere individual that he was, his integrity compelled him to action.

If Yishai’s status was questionable, he was not permitted to remain married to his wife, a veritable Israelite. Disregarding the personal sacrifice, Yishai decided the only solution would be to separate from her, no longer engaging in marital relations. Yishai’s children were aware of this separation.

After a number of years had passed, Yishai longed for a child whose ancestry would be unquestionable. His plan was to engage in relations with his Canaanite maidservant.

He said to her: “I will be freeing you conditionally. If my status as a Jew is legitimate, then you are freed as a proper Jewish convert to marry me. If, however, my status is blemished and I have the legal status of a Moabite convert forbidden to marry an Israelite, I am not giving you your freedom; but as a shifchah k’naanit, a Canaanite maidservant, you may marry a Moabite convert.”

The maidservant was aware of the anguish of her mistress, Nitzevet. She understood her pain in being separated from her husband for so many years. She knew, as well, of Nitzevet’s longing for more children.

The empathetic maidservant secretly approached Nitzevet and informed her of Yishai’s plan, suggesting a bold counterplan.

“Let us learn from your ancestresses and replicate their actions. Switch places with me tonight, just as Leah did with Rachel,” she advised.

With a prayer on her lips that her plan succeed, Nitzevet took the place of her maidservant. That night, Nitzevet conceived. Yishai remained unaware of the switch.

After three months, Nitzevet’s pregnancy became obvious. Incensed, her sons wished to kill their apparently adulterous mother and the “illegitimate” fetus that she carried. Nitzevet, for her part, would not embarrass her husband by revealing the truth of what had occurred.
Culled from Jewish Prodigious Mothers.
Celebrities / Re: Baby Bump Of Runtown's Girlfriend, Selena (Photos) by Jomesh20(m): 11:43am On Apr 20, 2017
Gone are the days when 'I want to have your child' means marriage, now it means baby mama.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich UCL (4 - 2) On 18th April 2017 by Jomesh20(m): 10:40pm On Apr 18, 2017
If a girl loves and defends you the way Marcelo loves and defends Ronaldo, never let her go

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Romance / Re: Man Rants After His Friend Got Cheated On By A Girl He Placed On 100k Salary by Jomesh20(m): 2:01pm On Apr 17, 2017
Women sha, a man can't satisfy all gf's wants, loses him to a richer guy, the girl is justified, they tell him to be successful and make money. Now a guy makes money satisfy his girl's wants, cheats on him, now he's buying her love. If it was the other way round, the man will be termed an ungrateful. What do women want nitori Olorun?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 16th April 2017 by Jomesh20(m): 7:34pm On Apr 16, 2017
That awkward moment when you realise that Chelsea trained the entire week on how to tame Ibra, Mourinho drops him for pace and they get confused.

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Romance / My Struggle With Self Esteem After Breakup by Jomesh20(m): 6:03pm On Apr 11, 2017
I was a guy flowing with confidence when it comes to asking females out, we even made a game out of it. But then I was lovestruck by this beautiful girl in my school, we dated for 5years, though we we're young but she made me lose interest in other girls to the extent I couldn't even picture my life without her.
To cut the story short, I got dumped by her and was left to pick up the pieces. During this period, I mostly stayed indoors in bed doing nothing but playing console and android games. I noticed the problem when I saw a girl I liked, I decided to approach her but was just scared to move my feet, sometimes I summoned courage to approach girls but I just couldn't string sentences together without stammering and breathing heavily or just suddenly stop within conversations bereft of ideas. Please I need help. This has been on for about 2 years now. I don't know what to do.
Education / Re: Nigerian New Jersey Teen Gets Accepted By All 8 Ivy League Schools by Jomesh20(m): 7:40am On Apr 05, 2017
I saw 'New Jersey' and I saw 'league' but I was disappointed.
Education / Enquiry About Overseas Scholarship. by Jomesh20(m): 9:34am On Jun 16, 2016
Pls, according to the title, I'd love to know about available oversea scholarship exams. I'm an SSCE holder, trying to study Mechanical Engineering. I'd love it if someone can give me an insight. I've made my researches online and I discovered most of them require SSCE+ A level. I want to know if there's a scholarship I can apply for with my SSCE result or a cheap tuition university in Europe. Thank you.
Education / Re: School Punishment (share Your Experience) Photos by Jomesh20(m): 6:04pm On Jan 26, 2016
Motorcycle, semi push up, Stooping, monkey cigarette, washing the plate that other students used to eat (boarding school)
Romance / Re: I Kissed A Friend Accidentally Now I Feel Guilty by Jomesh20(m): 11:56am On Jan 23, 2016
Since it happened 'accidentally'. Then accidentally unkiss him. SIMPLE!
Phones / Re: A Ritualist Sent Me A Facebook Friend Request (scary pics) by Jomesh20(m): 9:50pm On Nov 15, 2015
I tell people, ritual that cannot buy me a Bugatti Veyron -$2.3million, Make me among the 15 richest people in the world, buy me a mansion in Beverly Hills. I no fit do am.

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Family / Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Jomesh20(m): 12:16pm On Oct 15, 2015
I remembered my aunt carrying my nephew on her back, while walking she tripped and almost fell the next thing this boy would say was 'Grandma don't let me fall o. Let me come down before you injure me'. We were dumbfounded and burst into laughter

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Nairaland / General / Re: Photos Of Rainbow Formed On The Sky This Morning by Jomesh20(m): 8:04pm On Oct 09, 2015
nathdim:
have you seen him before
Have you seen your brain before
Business / Re: OMG! Arsenal, Chelsea, Man U, Barca Opens Bread Factory In Nigeria! by Jomesh20(m): 11:18am On Sep 26, 2015
Na for Naija una go see this. Creativity is the motor of business
Romance / Am I Wrong To Feel Insecure by Jomesh20(m): 7:37pm On Sep 24, 2015
Please I need your advice on how to handle this issue. I and my girl have been friends for a while before I asked her out and she accepted. She's everybody's girl type, I mean people like her a lot. Everything has been going on fine until I discovered that there's always a particular guy calling her mobile and they speak for awfully long time even when we are in the middle of a conversation, always smiling and laughing together. I don't see anything wrong with that but at the end of their conversation they tell each other 'I love you'. That made me so uncomfortable and I told her. Her reply was that they've been childhood friends before she got to know me and that I have nothing to fear. She even gave me her phone to speak with the guy which I did. My friend who noticed this told me to draw boundaries with her or else I'll lose her but I don't want to be a dictator or make her feel I'm too controlling, but what she's doing makes me feel insecure. Please how can I go about this?
Romance / Re: Apart From Sex(pleasure And Children) What Else Do Men Even Benefit From Women? by Jomesh20(m): 1:48pm On Sep 08, 2015
I'm sure the OP is gay. If your father thoughts the way you think. He would have wanked you off in his bathroom. And you'd have been a waste.

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