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SweetCunt97:
Space Engineering


Work with NASA.

National Ashawo Society of Africa

Lipslikecandy11:
Yes...!!! That's what I AM...!!! Chump

Alright

Lipslikecandy11:
Oloriburuku ni awon family miiiiii....wasted sperm

Of course

Product of a broken condom

cRobo:
Terrorism is synonymous to one religion - Nelson Mandela 1989


I won't say a word

And hypocrisy nkọ?

Made4naijalove:
BBNaija’s Nina debuts her baby bump as she finally unveils her beloved husband

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MveGlaOC0y8

Old video

Person wey don born...


E no go better for this olosho girl

Lipslikecandy11:
Look at this wan....!!! Might as well hook u up with wan if u so desire.. ..!! Jobless gay

As gay as hay

Oloribu

BlackfireX:
Oro dun omo ale .


Bawo ni Iya e

Oloribu ọmọ ofo jatijati
Olori pẹlẹbẹ
Mobu iyanlaya ẹ

What is strong with all these evil international community?


Can't they mind their business?



Why must we devalue our Naira?


How much is yen?

Chai....

Naija

NwaAmaikpe:




You disrespected Eke Idemili by picking him up like that with a bamboo.
You should have knelt down with a perfumed hand-glove to pick him up, then put him in your bag and take him home.
Sadly, you missed that golden opportunity.

If I were you and my blessing for this year depended on Eke Idemili's visit, I'd speedily chase away Mama Ramotu from my marital bed and lay Eke Idemili on it.

Abi mama ekenedili

BlackfireX:
Omo eru ní mi , Iran iwofa ni mi...

Omo ale ni iyanlaya mi, omo baba mejọ ni mi

No wonder...

Cameroonglass:
land for sale,,,,,,,, Trump is a real man

Ọmọ onile

Land for sale kọ

No go find work

BlackfireX:
Trump will deal with you head slammers(shia) hated by another head slammers (Sunnis)

What about the flat head OSU ipob jew pigs?

seangold:
people have been telling me look like ..so I decide to confirm from u guys wether it true.

But ceeci is ugly, rude and short nau

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Supremeboss:
Marriage should be enjoyed and not endured, any man that wants to marry a woman has something of interest in that woman and also has the kind of woman he wants to marry. When a lady sets conditions as stiff as this, it becomes a problem. A particular lady has set conditions for any man that wants to marry her and they may be easy to some people but others may not like such awkward conditions, see them here: https://naijaresources.com/will-you-marry-her-a-lady-gives-conditions-for-any-man-who-wants-to-marry-her-read-and-comment/

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You've said nothing!


Rubbish traffic monger

stevmatt15:
Please Nairalanders, help my friend. He is a Furnisher; expert in all Furniture, but he is asking of a course to study in the University.

A course that can be of help to his handwork in future (Furniture making)

Out of these courses listed below, please recommend one or two or three for him to choose, or peradventure, add your recommended courses to it and please in a nutshell, tell or give reasons why he should go for the ones you might recommend.

Thanks, he will really appreciate your recommendation.

Manage office technology and management

Olanipekun1:


RIP legend

my favorite of his song

On a warm summer's eve
On a train bound for nowhere
I met up with the gambler
We were both too tired to sleep
So we took turns a-starin'
Out the window at the darkness
The boredom overtook us,
And he began to speak

He said, "Son, I've made a life
Out of readin' people's faces
Knowin' what the cards were
By the way they held their eyes
So if you don't mind me sayin'
I can see you're out of aces
For a taste of your whiskey
I'll give you some advice"

So I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a cigarette
And asked me for a light
And the night got deathly quiet
And his faced lost all expression
He said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy
You gotta learn to play it right

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done

Every gambler knows
That the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away
And knowin' what to keep
'Cause every hand's a winner
And every hand's a loser
And the best that you can hope for is to die
in your sleep

And when he finished speakin'
He turned back toward the window
Crushed out his cigarette
And faded off to sleep
And somewhere in the darkness
The gambler he broke even
But in his final words
I found an ace that I could keep

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done

You've got to know when to hold 'em (when to hold 'em)
Know when to fold 'em (when to fold 'em)
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done

Corpee hand pasteee

Lipslikecandy11:
See pot calling the kettle black...!!! I shud b the wan telling you that... D?ck face

Puṣṣi head
Get a job

Lipslikecandy11:
You re very stupid for insulting this guy....!!! All he is asking for is a piece of advice... What is wrong with most people here.... That derive much joy in insulting and making people feel bad...
** spits****

Another frustrated soul...

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BonPatrick:
Hi guys please I need your advice on this please. I met a lady online on Facebook we chatted from there our chat goes to WhatsApp. We continue chatting soon we fell in love with eachother she later told me she had 3 kids and that her husband is not interested in her anymore and she is regret they marriage because is not what she except. The man started going after other girls, now she is very In love with me and I love her too but I am scared because she is married I can't sleep with married woman. She told me she is no longer married to him that when the man is ready she will come and collect his babies. She loves me so much that she now send me her naked pictures she calls me and call her too. She is so desperate to see me and now she wants to visit me and I know if am with her I will sleep with her. Please what should I do if she comes should I. Tell her to stay away or be with her. And since the husband doesn't want her can she sleep with someone that will make her happy.
I will be grateful if you guys talk more on this.

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You're a big shame to manhood.


IT WILL SURELY END IN TEARS...
Tueh!

Onyi22:
E pain am

lol
like a give a flyingFUCK

Nbote:
If not for d daft in ur moniker den U probably would have read and understood what he meant

Lol
Are you mistaken me for your mother?

OpenYourEyes1:
Can you close a family? You can't!

Church is not a physical building. True believers are family and will always interact with each other, whether physically or on safe online spaces.
To the unbelievers, false teachers and Prophet, the Church is not a physical building, we are family in CHRIST and will always spread the gospel!

Shut up!

Keep fooling yourself

I am happy and resting now because one foolish noisemaker church is on strike because of coro

cRobo:
I wait until I see Nigeria doctors do this

Until then

I won't say a word

Sharap
Coro kee u der

dangotesmummy:
you are really daft

Living up to your name

Do I look like your mother?

puremaker7:
and Nigerians that burnt the food vendor the last time are saint abi?
u are daft according to your monika

Do I look like your mother?

dangotesmummy:
you are really daft

Living up to your name

You must be mistaken me for your mother...

Richdad50:
Your sperm may not be fertile. Daft Jonathan

Lol
Poor boy with a deceitful moniker
Grow up boy and keep dreaming