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Yenefer:
Let’s be clear.
1. The virus does not spread. You spread it. Stay at home.
2. Hospitals are not the solution. They are the war zone. Only you can defeat this disease. Stay at home.
3. There is no cure. Stay at home.
4. People are dying. Stay at home.
#Covid19Out

Stay at and eat air abi?

You're a kid..

In the kind of useless society, total shutdown of any kind is impossible.

If convid19 doesn't kill, hunger will.

Esseite:
What's the essence of that bridge?

I wonder o

This country is filled with so many senseless fools.

I don't know how much values a bridge will add to people's lives..m

nuelsam:
patiently waiting for atheists to spew their usual "these has nothing to do with any God .... infact there's no God" false theory...... better sit your ass down, believe it or not... the end of the world is NEAR.

And to say that none of your useless god of men saw it coming is a big shame to your religion. Yet, none of them still have solution to the problem.

If dem born u well, go church on Sunday.


Nonsense

iwaeda:
What is this?

Una toto

PromiseHamza:
Afonja the Muhammedian skull dealer.

Like I said, I don't care about Jesus, I'm not a Christian and Jesus is a nonentity to me.

It's on record that Prophet Muhammad your beloved Prophet married a 6yr old girl and had sex with her at the age of 9.


SMH
You still have the mind to defend the child rapist?

Lol
Coro don affect your brain.

Why did you read that shǐt from?

Your Bible record?

Frustrated OSU ALUSI

95% of petrol stations in Nigeria are scammers.


ALL THEIR PUMPS HAVE BEEN ADJUSTED.


IF YOU'RE DOUBTING, GO BUY FUEL WITH A MEASURING CYLINDER....

PromiseHamza:
Afonja head slammer, the skull miner.

I don't care about Jesus Christ.

It's on record that a Jewish woman poisoned your beloved Prophet Muhammad and that's why Yoruba Muslim hate IPOB Jews

OSU ipob jew
Keep fooling yourself
Jesus your lord and saviour can't save you.
Someone that couldn't save himself from crucifixion..
Someone that was crying
Father father, WHY HAVE THOU FORSAKEN ME...
Imagine none of your con men even saw this Corona coming...
Evidence that you're all fooling yourselves.

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fairfora:
It would be very wrong to compare prophet Mohamed ( pbuh) with Jesus Christ the son of the living God. They didn't come to this world same way. Jesus was born of a virgin with the pregnancy from the holy spirit as also confirmed by the holy Quran. Quran called Jesus Christ the spirit of God while the bible called Him the son of God. Prophet Muhamed( pbuh) on the other hand, was born via intercourse. When jlJesus was crucified he died and rose the 3rd day and ascended to heaven. Prophet Mohamed died and was buried.

Qur'an confirmed the accession of Jesus Christ to heaven and also believes in His coming back same way He left and would come back to judge the world. It still amazes me why Islamic scholars do not harp on this but busy deceiving some followers who want to be deceived. A good muslim should have a copy of the holy bible likewise a good Christian so that nobody would live in deceit.

Christians and the bible call Jesus Christ the son of God and Muslims and Quran call Him the spirit of God. The Quran that says Jssus is the spirit of God is right, likewise the Bible which calls Him the son of God. God doesn't have a biological child ( born via intercourse) truly but Jesus is His son sent from heaven to intercede and change people from their sinful ways through mary. God also confirmed it by saying Jasus is His beloved son, in whom He's well pleased. Jesus is a spirit and son of God. God put His spirit inside virgin mary( mariamoh as called by muslims) and it became a human being (Jesus Christ). The bible says in Jesus name every knew must bow. Praying in His name by Christian is backed by the bible and Jesus himself. He said I'm the way, the truth and the light.

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Shut up!

Son kor sun ni

You believed that shǐt because a story (Bible) says so?

PromiseHamza:
This Yoruba Muslim again?!

You know Prophet Muhammad died of poison?

This OSU ipob jew again... To know that your Jesus died of 2 nails and was wailing father father, WHY HAVE THOU FORSAKEN ME...

What a shame.

PromiseHamza:
Jesus of the Bible and Isah of the Quran are not the same, Muhammad lied, nobody sent him

Ọdẹ
Corona and Frustration kee you der

ebistar:
My name is Steven Okilo, am 25. from Rivers state.
Recently, I came to find out that I'm reducing in my heights. As in, am getting short. I measured my height 2 years ago on a wall. Last week I went back home, in my community.
I just discovered that am 6 inches shorter than I use to be. People I use to be taller than are now taller than me.
Please I need help.
Someone should explain to me
What is wrong

And I'll be so glad if this thread is taken to the front page. I really need help

Is God reducing you?

TheChameleon:
This is why they create the myth that Yoruba ladies are dirty, they are unfaithful etc.

https://www.nairaland.com/5114240/poor-condition-hostels-university-nigeria

(See UNN female hostel, see Aba)

They know they can't have them and then try to sully them. If that fails, they resort to rape.

Useless beings!

OSUs are wonderful!

Corodia DRIVE US.




IT IS FINISHED!

Xisnin:
Mumu.
Why did you quote my text when you couldn't understand a simple phrase?
It is not a must to type in English.

Ọdẹ

I'm just trying to tell you not to be a fool.

Xisnin:
I highlighted a phrase and not a sentence, professor!
Anybody with good command of English can see the error.

Olodo
What's my business with what you highlighted?

Xisnin:
What's the meaning of this?

Simple sentence you can't comprehend
Yeye

HelloHolla:
Good evening everyone, I've been a guest for quite a while, created an account cause I need advice from the audience.

How long should an engagement ring be worn for? I've been engaged since last year May (dated for 4yrs), my Fiance hasn't talked about proceeding to do introduction or marriage, it's like he just proposed to me because he felt like.

This man has refused to be on his own, his Grandma and 5 siblings (younger and older) live with him and he takes responsibility for them all, two of his siblings living with him also have their partners living with them. It's only a 3 bedroom flat. I feel like quitting the whole thing cause I don't feel comfortable going to his house. When I do, he wants me to cook for everyone which gets me strained.

With the look of things, he has no plans of moving out for them cause he rented the apartment, neither do they have intentions of moving out on their own, it's more like a family house. My period is two days late and I'm scared to the marrow.

Please advice me on what to do cause I can't live with him if they're still there after marriage, he's not even talking about marriage, I've not asked him yet so as not to sound desperate but why propose if you don't have plans of doing the next thing after a max of 6 months?

He's 31 and I'm 24

Thanks.

So, you've been having sex with someone you're not married to abi?

I don't have any pity for you.
Your father will be so proud of you...

cRobo:
Honestly its not Worth it searching your partner phone unless you want to break up

Been there

Still there

I won't say a word

That's why you need sense

gistembassy123:
The Ogun state government has revealed the identity of the doctor who suspected the index case of coronavirus in Nigeria.

In a series of tweets on Saturday, the state ministry of health appreciated the doctor, Amarachukwu Allison, whose brilliance was said to have led to the detection of the case in the state.

Allison is a doctor at Lafarge Plc, a cement manufacturer.



https://mobile.twitter.com/OGCovid19update/status/1241311535051481088

She no even fine sef

iammo:
Governance in Oyo state has now being reduced to joke... no roads , no infrastructure, just campaign after election

Wetin your governor don do for Abia state?


Olori pẹlẹbẹ

SweetCunt97:
OH he even has no home training... Lmfao

Bitter Cúnt kee der
Anu

Amarabae:
Nursing science,
Working as a Nurse in one of the federal hospitals, part time lecturer in a school of nursing, also own and managing a daycare facility, I have a dream to expand in opening a private primary school this year.
Life is full of opportunities, don't limit yourself to "what you studied in school "
Be versatile and think outside the box

Keep quiet

When reality hits, you stop thinking fuckery.

doctore212:
Studied FUCKERY under the department of Clitories, unIvarsity of Mons pubis.

Today, I work in A motel in ketu. Am doing what I studied

Na brothel for fit u

Heineken:
God call you?

Hin no fit call himself?

Shugavee:
There is absolutely nothing like a broke / lazy good man. You can never know the real him till he has some money. You can never know if he’s faithful, except he got money in his pocket!!

So ladies, don’t waste your time, if he doesn’t have a source of income, he is a waste. Always remember that your time and attention is an investment, don’t waste it on some dude who got just sex to offer. Don’t let people single shame you that you go for anything and don’t ever agree that you can only offer sex. They know you have a lot to offer.

YOU ARE A WOMAN!!

Lol

Another guy done do am again

And the number keeps increasing

Godwin5766:
i'm less concerned...

Nobody Even noticed

borngeologist:
My story might be lengthy with a lot of grammatical blunders.. But my elders Abeg help me just manage read am and advice me because am really confused..

I have a boss who actually loves me. He likes me like a son and he always wants me to go out with him. We are actually very close pal.

There was a day he went out with his girklfriend. I was at home when my phone rang. He told me to bring 3k to where he was with his girlfriend. When I got there he told me to sit down and drink and eat dog meat with them. But I don't eat dog so I only drank one bottle. The lady and I later talked and I left them.

She came to our place this Wednesday. I was inside my room, she was just insisting that she wanted to see me. When I got there, she was just telling me my boss drinks a lot which is quite true but he dosent misbehave. That it is too much. As a guy man I covered up for my boss. And I left her and my boss.

Today we went to her shop. My boss ordered for drink for us. We started drinking. Later I went out, she followed me. We sat together and started talking. She started telling me that If she actually saw me first she would have dated me that she loves me that she doesn't like my boss. I was quite shocked and told her that since she is already dating my boss it is not possible. Then my boss and one of my other colleague with a lady came out and joined us. That was how we started gisting again. I had an important call to pick so I later entered her shop because the outside was noisy. That was how this lady came inside and kissed me. I was really shocked I have to run outside.

My boss and I later left her place for a burial where a friend of his (a lady) invited us to a burial. When I got there this lady started saying she really likes me that she wish she meet me earlier that she would have dated me.. That she really likes me a lot. My boss now jokingly asked me that I want to take all his girls from him. Mind you that my boss girlfriend calls me her husband even people close to her shop call me her husband.. And these ladies are way older than Me..

Please all I need from you guys is advice on what to do cause am confused.

There is also a married lady too that told me she wished she met me earlier that she would have dated me. And other older beautiful ladies. In their early and middle thirties and am just 23.

Fear women...
They can plot anything...

It's possible she has a jobless brother or cousin that she's reserving your job position for....

Godwin5766:
Thanks...we spartans love her like dat

I don't give a fûck

SweetCunt97:
Lmao. Typical Daft rant of a frustrated male.

Lol
You must be mistaken me for your mother or father

Are you so daft?

Shifi1:
I studied Bizz ADM,I'm an entrepreneur making millions from my field of study.. Bizz ADM
is among the best course to study...
forget Govt jobs.

Lol

All these GNLD people