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Agriculture / Re: Buhari: Agric Varsities Should Tackle Dependence On Imported Food by Jonah507(m): 5:43am On Nov 29, 2021
As if Fulani herdsmen will allow farmers do their business.


Modified: but since they don't have a flag, it's ok by the government.

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Crime / Re: Yellow Magaji, Bandit Terrorizing Kaduna-Abuja Highway Killed By Police (Graphic by Jonah507(m): 6:05pm On Nov 28, 2021
The handcuffs are to prevent the dead body from running away I guess.


He's definitely a Muslim!

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Phones / Re: Please Suggest A ₦70k Phone With Good Camera And Battery by Jonah507(m): 12:53pm On Nov 26, 2021
Classickj:

240,000 Naira

Inflation is bad

Something I bought at 120,000 around February ?

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Phones / Re: Please Suggest A ₦70k Phone With Good Camera And Battery by Jonah507(m): 10:12am On Nov 26, 2021
Anonymoususher:
Good morning my people.

I want to get a phone and my budget is 70k.

My specifications are minimum of 4gb ram, 64GB storage and at least 5000mAh battery. Most especially the camera and battery are very important.

Excluded brands are Tecno, itel and Gionee products.

Please your suggestions will help me make wise choice.

Thank



Get OPPO Reno 3

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs FC Porto : UCL (2 - 0) On 24th November 2021 by Jonah507(m): 3:43pm On Nov 24, 2021
Na this Kain small club d spoil tins ooo

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Business / Re: Fire Guts Nyanya Market, Abuja, Several Shops Burnt by Jonah507(m): 5:06am On Nov 24, 2021
Hmm
Politics / Re: Lagos #EndSARS Report Is Fake, Tales By Moonlight -Lai Mohammed by Jonah507(m): 12:14pm On Nov 23, 2021
I hail you ooo oga Lai Muhammed


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Fashion / Re: How Often Do You Wash Your Bra/boxers In A Week? by Jonah507(m): 10:00am On Nov 22, 2021
Na if e begin smell na

Normal normal na once in a month


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Crime / Re: Michael Goguen Kept Spreadsheet Of 5,000 Women He Had Sex With by Jonah507(m): 5:24pm On Nov 21, 2021
Lengthy write up with no pictures of the spreadsheet!


Na pishur I been wan check
Politics / Re: Secrecy, Doubts Trail One Billion Barrels Oil Discovery In North by Jonah507(m): 4:09pm On Nov 21, 2021
The north is nothing but parasite who think they own Nigeria more than anyone else!

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Family / Re: Help!!! How Do I Change My Father's Mode Of Dressing. by Jonah507(m): 3:32pm On Nov 20, 2021
Dear Pere99,
I admire the relationship between you and your dad, same kind of relationship I want to have with my children.


It's obvious he's comfortable with his mode of dressing. The best you can do for him is to ensure those clothes he likes putting on, are in good shape.

Trust me, your dad must be happy having you.

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Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri-Erewa: "Itunnu Babalola Reported Her Plight Late" by Jonah507(m): 3:21pm On Nov 20, 2021
If it was a cow that was in a prison unjustly, aso rock for go free an come back
Nairaland / General / Re: Ten Of The Longest Snakes In The World (Pictures) by Jonah507(m): 7:34am On Nov 20, 2021
How snake take balance nature?

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Family / Re: Advice Needed, My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy by Jonah507(m): 8:58am On Nov 19, 2021
.....my advise is that you continue refusing her food till you faint offgrin[/quote]

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Family / Re: Advice Needed, My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy by Jonah507(m): 8:57am On Nov 19, 2021
.....my advise is that you continue refusing her food till you faint offgrin

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Science/Technology / Re: 50 Million Cannibal Crabs Shut Down Roads In Australia (Pictures, Video) by Jonah507(m): 8:07am On Nov 19, 2021
Who took his/her time to count them before arriving at exactly that figure?

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Politics / Re: Surrendered Repentant Boko Haram Terrorists Go On Violent Riot Over Cow Meat by Jonah507(m): 9:02pm On Nov 18, 2021
It's in their blood.

They should live with cows, not human being!

Once a terrorists, always a terrorists.
Politics / Re: Kowoworola Bucknor-Akerele: North’s Rulership Has Been A Disaster For Nigeria by Jonah507(m): 8:43am On Nov 18, 2021
The north is known for using their unproductive, religious fanatic, brainwashed, terrorists for winning elections.

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Politics / Re: We Will Soon Wipe Out Bandits - Amao, Chief Of Air Staff Assures by Jonah507(m): 2:44pm On Nov 17, 2021
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Islamic State Group Claims Responsibility For Uganda Bombings by Jonah507(m): 9:57am On Nov 17, 2021
Islam is a curse to the human race!

They're not supposed to live amongst human being!

Their Radicalism is way out of the universe.

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Education / Re: Ikpeazu Challenges Abia Varsity To Make Research On Alternative To Cow Meat by Jonah507(m): 10:09am On Nov 13, 2021
Most of the cows were defied by the ab**ki and Fulani herdsmen.


Fish, local goats, chicken and turkey are better

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Politics / Re: FG To Pay Nigerians Transport Allowance After Fuel Subsidy Removal- Zainab Ahmed by Jonah507(m): 3:50pm On Nov 12, 2021
If the payment would not be enough to cushion the effect of the subsidy removal, why not keep the payment and allow the subsidy continue but with serious monitoring.

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Politics / Re: Malami Named In $139m Bank Transfer Fraud by Jonah507(m): 7:26am On Nov 12, 2021
He will still deny this and there won't be any punishment for it since he's a northerner!


When last did you hear about Kyari?

What an administration!

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Celebrities / Re: Lilian Afegbai Buys LV Bag Worth N2.6M To Celebrate Her 30th Birthday by Jonah507(m): 8:54am On Nov 11, 2021
Only the female actresses keep buying...


Hope our make actors are safe
Politics / Re: Security Operatives Stop Journalists, Kanu’s Lawyer From Court Premises by Jonah507(m): 9:36am On Nov 10, 2021
When they retire and discover that their gratuity has been stolen by Maina already, that's when they will regret wasting all their efforts on someone fighting a just course for his people

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Politics / Re: A Wealth Of Sorrow: Why Nigeria’s Abundant Oil Reserves Are Really A Curse by Jonah507(m): 8:36pm On Nov 09, 2021
Read up my M Sc thesis titled: Dutch disease: the Nigerian Experience.

Modified: It's quite unfortunate, I didn't publish it
Culture / Re: ‘Mysterious’ Cloth That Fell From The Sky In Ondo: The Truth (Photos) by Jonah507(m): 8:31pm On Nov 09, 2021
"The gods must be crazy" comes to mind.


The guy above me brought words out of my mouth. grin grin
Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives Paris For Official Visit, Peace Forum by Jonah507(m): 4:57pm On Nov 09, 2021
Of no use

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Engage Joint Security Operatives In Gun Battle In Ihiala by Jonah507(m): 4:56pm On Nov 09, 2021
Jungle
Politics / Re: Bayelsa Young Progressive Forum Tackles Diri On Project Commissioning In Bayelsa by Jonah507(m): 4:55pm On Nov 09, 2021
Hmmmm
Science/Technology / Re: Beautiful But Deadly Poison Dart Frogs (Pictures) by Jonah507(m): 4:46pm On Nov 09, 2021
We don use this thing as bate for fishing for village back in the days!
Politics / Re: AnambraDecides: Soludo's 90-Year-Old Father Hugs Him As They Celebrate (Video) by Jonah507(m): 8:03am On Nov 08, 2021
After Soludo, the only governor of CBN was Sanusi.


Emefiele is nothing but a politician with no policy of his own!

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