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Education / Re: World Teacher's Day: Make A Reference To A Teacher That Redefined Your Life by Jonah507(m): 11:25am On Oct 05, 2021
His name is Mr Olema.
Celebrities / Re: M.I Abaga Celebrates His 40th Birthday (Photos) by Jonah507(m): 2:19pm On Oct 04, 2021
M I is my birthday mate!

It's my birthday today too.

Wish me a happy birthday.

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Politics / Re: Cornflakes For Jihad: The Boko Haram Origin Story By David Hundeyin by Jonah507(m): 5:04pm On Oct 03, 2021
The colonia masters made a big mistake making the North share a country with other sane humans.

They should have been a country of their own to enable them practice their terrorism and religious intolerance

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Agriculture / Re: Does Apple Grow In Nigeria? by Jonah507(m): 10:48am On Oct 03, 2021
popweezy:
It's grows


Is this Jos ?
Politics / Re: Twitter Has Apologised To Buhari Regime With A Promise To Follow Orders – Malami by Jonah507(m): 7:54pm On Oct 01, 2021
Unless I see the "apology" on Twitter's official handle, I won't believe oga malami
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Kill Fulani Cows In Nnewi, Anambra State (Pictures) by Jonah507(m): 4:15pm On Oct 01, 2021
Bighead9:
It's official, the East is now in chaos.
I saw hundreds of IGBO Men, Women and Children as they walk along the highway with luggages on their heads. When I ask them, they said they are from Anambara and they are relocating from the EAST to the North in search of greener pasture. They claimed that, the EAST is no longer safe for them.

I really pitty them

Another Fulani man sited

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Phones / Re: NCC Reveals What’ll Happen To People Without NIN After October 31 Deadline by Jonah507(m): 11:38am On Oct 01, 2021
If simple bandits and kidnappers can not be tracked down with phone numbers they communicate, then this whole exercise is useless!
Politics / Re: Gumi: You Will Be Safe With Bandits If You Develop Relationship With Them by Jonah507(m): 7:58pm On Sep 30, 2021
If this man is not arrested, then the purported fight against insecurity is one sided!
Business / Re: 15 Heavy Duty Trucks Needed For Hire In Benin by Jonah507(m): 9:31am On Sep 30, 2021
Something like Howo or Sinotruck or Daf
Business / 15 Heavy Duty Trucks Needed For Hire In Benin by Jonah507(m): 9:27am On Sep 30, 2021
Please if you have it, quote me.

The pay is good.
Politics / Re: El-rufai: It’s Foolish To Sit In Lagos Or Port Harcourt And Demand Power Shift by Jonah507(m): 3:36pm On Sep 29, 2021
Midget make Dem come drag your seat with you for Kaduna state abi ?
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy Live Performance In New York City (video) by Jonah507(m): 6:20pm On Sep 28, 2021
The GOAT!

In terms of versatility, live performance, lyrics, uniqueness Burna Boy is definitely number 1.
Music/Radio / What Were Your Favorite Radio Program (s) While Growing Up? by Jonah507(m): 8:56am On Sep 28, 2021
While we were younger, there would always be a program on radio station you are always keen to listen to.

Mine:

1. Link 95 on radio Benue.
The program was anchored by Steve Ayuwa and Elvis Ogbodo. It was such an entertaining and enlightening program I always listen to. The presenters knew their job and would keep you glued to the station for as long as it lasts. The last time I was in the state I was told one of the presenters had issue with the then governor and was sacked.

2. Youth Wing on Joy FM 96.5 Otukpo Benue state.
The program was anchored by Ene Agbo who was always keeping me updated with all the campus news. It aired on Saturdays.

3. The weekend house party on Cosmos FM in Enugu. I was told the station was ceased from the then governor. It kept me updated with all the current music. Being an introvert, I was always glued to the station for entertainment as I'm not the movie type.

Share with us in the comment section.

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Travel / Re: World Tourism Day: Beautiful Pictures From Tourist Sites In Nigeria by Jonah507(m): 5:54pm On Sep 27, 2021
If this is what you call beauty then you really need to travel out of Nigeria.

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Sports / Re: Ballon D’or 2021: Two Winners To Be Announced This Year by Jonah507(m): 2:19pm On Sep 27, 2021
Cr7

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Religion / Re: Noah's ark Hunters Claim boat Found in Mountains Using 3D Scans(Pics) by Jonah507(m): 1:18pm On Sep 26, 2021
freshalien:
Rubbish! See how they trying so hard to make their Christianity claims real and relevant.

Quick fact check:

Creation story = Never happened
Garden of Eden = Never existed
Noah’s Ark = Never existed
Tower of Babel = Never existed
Pillar of Salt = Never existed
Ten Commandments = Never existed
Ark of the Covenant = Never existed
Job (“Faithful man of God”) = Never existed
Immaculate conception = Never happened
Jesus’ resurrection = Never happened
Jesus’ ascension = Never happened
Pentecost = Never happened

And the list goes on and on.


Summary:

Half of the bible (Old testament)
Story about the Israelites and their ecounters with other tribes and nations mixed with lies and false stories.

Other half of the bible (New Testament)
Tales about a middle-aged man who claimed to be the son of God; a Jewish extremist who was more interested in forming his own cult than worshipping his “God”.

Conclusion
Christianity = Fable-tales, lies and cooked up stories used by the powerful to dominate the weak-minded.


If people like you Don't exist, I won't have believed God's word (The Bible).

Your type was explicitly discussed in the Bible.

Remember, Juda Iscariot fulfilled a prophecy, though negatively. That's exactly what you're doing. I pray for God's grace and mercy upon you.

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Religion / Re: Limousine: Pastor Kumuyi, What They Expected Of Him Vs What He Came With (Photo) by Jonah507(m): 12:20pm On Sep 26, 2021
Hold the politicians whose 'source' of wealth is ensuring the masses that voted them into power are denied of basic social amenities.

These men of God you're making reference to, are mostly gifted some of those things you see them use. They defrauded no one.
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Vs Oleksandr Usyk: Time And How To Watch In Nigeria (LIVE) by Jonah507(m): 7:03pm On Sep 25, 2021
Usyk is a fast boxer but I give it to AJ.

Though Usyk won against Derek Chisora in their recent faceoff but I was not impressed with his performance, unless he ups his game,he may not go beyond 9th round against AJ

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Politics / Re: Army Helicopter Dropped Bandits Who Killed 10 People In Katsina — Residents by Jonah507(m): 8:33pm On Sep 22, 2021
If hoodlums could be hired and taken to protest venue by politicians and equipped with arms to kill peaceful protesters, then there's element of truth in this.

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Politics / Re: Cui Jianchin Mulls Establishment Of Chinese Banks In Nigeria by Jonah507(m): 8:55am On Sep 22, 2021
The name get as e be sha...
Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha Celebrates His 59th Birthday Today by Jonah507(m): 8:52am On Sep 22, 2021
Hope there will be a statue to that effect.

Okorocha the statue man!
Politics / Re: Buhari Writes Senate, Seeks Amendment Of PIA by Jonah507(m): 2:28pm On Sep 21, 2021
Can he operate the computer at his right hand or it's just there for decoration?


Let's be sincere!
Politics / Re: Boko Haram, ISWAP Massively Recruiting To Replace 'Repentant' Members — Army by Jonah507(m): 4:42pm On Sep 20, 2021
Since when did the Nigerian Army become the recruitment agency for Boko Haram?


Why must you be the one to do the announcement?
Politics / Re: The Good Side Of Buhari's Trousers No Media Will Show You (Picture) by Jonah507(m): 4:35pm On Sep 20, 2021
Davash222:
Chewing stick leg cheesy


grin
Business / Re: Big Four: These Are The Auditors Earning Billions From Nigerian Banks by Jonah507(m): 4:33pm On Sep 20, 2021
The job deserves the pay

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Signs Anti-Open Grazing Bill Into Law by Jonah507(m): 3:31pm On Sep 20, 2021
Good
Foreign Affairs / Re: Gunman Opens Fire At Perm State University, Russia. 8 Dead (Graphic) by Jonah507(m): 12:44pm On Sep 20, 2021
overdrive:
Too many psychos on the loose. Thank God Africa is safer.

Africa safer ?

Sorry, I was thinking Nigeria is in Africa
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Ignored Mauricio Pochettino's Handshake After Being Substituted. by Jonah507(m): 9:22am On Sep 20, 2021
EmmanuelScott1:
Meanwhile the true G.O.A.T is still scoring for fun in toughest league in the world.


Everyone knows CR7 is the real GOAT!

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Politics / Re: Sani Abacha's 78th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by Jonah507(m): 8:56am On Sep 20, 2021
AkaraAndBread:


Dear Indomie Generation,

Most times I am just an observer on this forum but I must make a point of correction here as well as give you some advice.

Always learn from history and never assume you know it all.
. For those who failed to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

It was IBB that introduced the Structural Adjustment Program in 1986 (which was a precondition for getting a loan from the World Bank).

SAP was merely a continuum of Shagari's "Austerity Measures".... a policy centred on cutting back expenditure which, in hindsight, eventually yielded nothing.

IBB was also responsible for the initiation of the free fall of the Naira by introducing SFEM in '88/'89.

That was when the parallel market aka Black market aka BDC aka "Aboki, I wan sell dollar" began.

Indomie Generation, my generation failed you. The onus lies in you to rectify the mistakes of my generation and make Nigeria a better place for generations to come.

And to do that, you must first learn where the previous generation got it wrong. You are our last hope.

What is keeping this country together is that you guys are not as tribalistic as we were. If not, we would have gone to war a long time ago.

Signed:
An Old Man that wants things to be better again


Thanks a lot for the correction boss!

You moniker though... grin
Politics / Re: Sani Abacha's 78th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by Jonah507(m): 8:55am On Sep 20, 2021
AkaraAndBread:


Dear Indomie Generation,

Most times I am just an observer on this forum but I must make a point of correction here as well as give you some advice.

Always learn from history and never assume you know it all.
. For those who failed to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

It was IBB that introduced the Structural Adjustment Program in 1986 (which was a precondition for getting a loan from the World Bank).

SAP was merely a continuum of Shagari's "Austerity Measures".... a policy centred on cutting back expenditure which, in hindsight, eventually yielded nothing.

IBB was also responsible for the initiation of the free fall of the Naira by introducing SFEM in '88/'89.

That was when the parallel market aka Black market aka BDC aka "Aboki, I wan sell dollar" began.

Indomie Generation, my generation failed you. The onus lies in you to rectify the mistakes of my generation and make Nigeria a better place for generations to come.

And to do that, you must first learn where the previous generation got it wrong. You are our last hope.

What is keeping this country together is that you guys are not as tribalistic as we were. If not, we would have gone to war a long time ago.

Signed:
An Old Man that wants things to be better again


Thanks a lot for the correction boss
Politics / Re: Sani Abacha's 78th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by Jonah507(m): 8:15am On Sep 20, 2021
27Pushing30:


You mean babangida?


Thanks a lot for the correction

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