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Celebrities / Re: Top Ten Most Rugged Looking Nigerian Musicians by Jonah507(m): 8:58pm On Jan 04, 2022
Hope say Portable go make d list


Modified: him no be musician yet grin

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Politics / Re: 2023: Jonathan’s Factor Alters Calculations In PDP by Jonah507(m): 1:02pm On Jan 04, 2022
awoo10:
If Jonathan joins APC, and then contest, then I will give up on Nigerian political class Ideology...it will be an absolute shame on the elite political class.


Why wait till then to give up?

I did that long ago!

Our politicians ain't got no ideology. They're there for the bag

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Politics / Re: Malami: FG To Deploy Tucano Jets Against Terrorists, Bandits by Jonah507(m): 10:29am On Jan 04, 2022
Is he the right person to make the announcement?
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kidnap Monday Hassan Zitta In Plateau State by Jonah507(m): 7:27am On Jan 04, 2022
This is now crystal clear...
Politics / Re: Buhari Decorates Abubakar Abdullahi, Presidential Air Fleet Commander (Pic) by Jonah507(m): 4:21pm On Jan 02, 2022
Administration where only people from the north are considered as humans

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Celebrates Her 44th Birthday With Stunning Photos by Jonah507(m): 9:43am On Jan 01, 2022
Food for politicians

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Romance / Re: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by Jonah507(m): 7:34pm On Dec 31, 2021
YourFavorite21:
okay, it's nice, I like it.


Thanks bro
Romance / Re: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by Jonah507(m): 1:13pm On Dec 31, 2021
YourFavorite21:
what's the name of the font, u are using bro?

That thing follow the phone come o
Celebrities / Re: 2021's Top 10 Most Handsome & Hottest Men In The World - TC Candler (Photos) by Jonah507(m): 10:23am On Dec 31, 2021
So any African man no fine abi wetin?
Celebrities / Re: King Dj Ferrari Proposes To His Girlfriend In Style (Photos) by Jonah507(m): 10:16am On Dec 31, 2021
Why kneeling down to propose to a lady?

Is it a sign of gentleness or what?


Someone enlighten me please

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Romance / Re: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by Jonah507(m): 9:30am On Dec 31, 2021
posty56:
Jesus is Lord, it's called necrophilia, the sexual attraction to dead people, bro you need strong deliverance.


You're very correct

Politics / Re: Achievements Of President Buhari In 2021 by Jonah507(m): 3:25pm On Dec 30, 2021
No. 4 shouldn't be there, truth be told!
Celebrities / Re: Illbliss Celebrates His 41st Birthday (Photos) by Jonah507(m): 3:05pm On Dec 30, 2021
If you don't have "country" by this guy, then you really need to update your playlist!

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Arrested Innocent Father, Labelled Him Enugu ESN Commander:Intersociety by Jonah507(m): 12:17pm On Dec 30, 2021
Why are these guys bent on molesting innocent people in the east while leaving the criminals in the north to operate unchallenged ?

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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Tests Positive For COVID-19 by Jonah507(m): 11:37am On Dec 30, 2021
Dem no wan make dis guy go play for AFCON at all!


Get well soon bro, if you get covid true true ooo
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Spotted Spraying Wads Of Naira Notes At A Party: Video by Jonah507(m): 3:08pm On Dec 29, 2021
Disgusting

The Mod pushing this to FP is directly supporting this sh***

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Food / Re: What Is The Name Of This Bush Meat We Caught Today? by Jonah507(m): 2:39pm On Dec 29, 2021
Why this brutality?
Crime / Re: Bandits Are Gang Raping Us ⁠— Zamfara Women Speak by Jonah507(m): 12:37pm On Dec 29, 2021
Nnamdi Kanu warned against this long a go
Sports / Re: Olembe City Stadium Cameroon In Pictures by Jonah507(m): 10:05am On Dec 29, 2021
Jidemoo:

Sometimes,I just don't know if it's a crime to be a Nigerian

Others dey go front,we choose to dey go back

Not just going back but doing it at the speed of light
Sports / Re: Jude Ighalo Visits His Former Street In Ajegunle, Attends Salami Street Carnival by Jonah507(m): 9:11am On Dec 29, 2021
Dukio:
Grace.



Meanwhile, guess the below animal and get 20k wink

Na Tortoise b dat na
Politics / Re: Adamawa Police Deny Reports Of Attack On SGF's hometown by Jonah507(m): 11:42am On Dec 28, 2021
Government of the denials, by the denials and for the denials...



Hope they won't deny later that the attack was earlier denied by the police grin
Politics / Re: FG Plans Fresh N12 Trillion Borrowing, Public Debt To Hit N50 Trillion By 2023 by Jonah507(m): 7:18am On Dec 28, 2021
Rubber stamp national assembly must have approved it already.


Borrowing to construct a rail to maradi and expect Nigeria to pay for it in future.


The pain being caused by this administration would be felt by the next generation of Nigerians

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nicaragua Seizes Former Taiwan Embassy To Give It To China by Jonah507(m): 10:53pm On Dec 27, 2021
I pity Nigerians wey never get Chinese names ooo grin
Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale Blasts Nigerian Artistes: "Ghana Is Your Gateway" by Jonah507(m): 2:22pm On Dec 27, 2021
Is he a musician?



We know he's only trying so hard to be known in Nigeria


Portable is known better than you!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job In Maiduguri: Do I Accept? by Jonah507(m): 1:50pm On Dec 27, 2021
If you get Ransom, then yes

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Family / Re: 3 Reasons CHRISTMAS Seem To Be The Most Interesting Season Of The Year by Jonah507(m): 1:37pm On Dec 27, 2021
Because Christianity is the only religion of peace, take for example, everyone including the Muslims are free to comment on our threads without having to make a declaration.


Even the Muslims in my office applied for leave before those actually celebrating the season.

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Business / Re: Next Cash And Carry: Goods Worth Millions Of Naira Retrieved By Abuja Residents by Jonah507(m): 10:48am On Dec 27, 2021
Baawaa:
They are not wise


Oga wisdom wey wise pass king Solomon


Change this your mentality, please

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Career / Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by Jonah507(m): 10:41am On Dec 26, 2021
Nicepoker:
Nairaland mods. Another risky job. grin
..


grin
Religion / Re: 500 Muslims Attend Christmas Church Service In Kaduna by Jonah507(m): 9:40am On Dec 26, 2021
Femi619:


Bro it's really an important situation.... someone ran away with my means of income, and his last known frequent location is Emshood planet Bar

So sorry about that.
One of the reasons it's kinda getting hard, helping people these days. It's quite unfortunate a great % of we Nigerians are criminal minded.
Religion / Re: 500 Muslims Attend Christmas Church Service In Kaduna by Jonah507(m): 9:29am On Dec 26, 2021
Femi619:
Please who knows Emshood planet bar in Lagos... please it's urgent..... please anyone in Lagos..I beg you... please help me out


Hope you're safe.
Religion / Re: 500 Muslims Attend Christmas Church Service In Kaduna by Jonah507(m): 9:24am On Dec 26, 2021
They know the truth, they're only being enslaved to that religion of killers just so they can get political appointment.
Politics / Re: Crush Boko Haram, ISWAP Terrorists Before 2023 - Buhari Tells Service Chiefs by Jonah507(m): 7:06am On Dec 26, 2021
People that promised to lead from the front nkor?

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