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SportsNigeria Vs Mexico; Akinjide Idowu Returns To Replace Chidera Ezeh by JonaTheClown(op): 12:49pm On Nov 08, 2013
Chidera or Idowu... who do you prefer?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by JonaTheClown: 12:45pm On Nov 08, 2013
Nigeria 6-1Italy
SportsRe: World Footballer Of The Year, Cristiano Ronaldo by JonaTheClown: 11:49pm On Nov 06, 2013
Oil&Gas:
All those saying Ribery should win please answer my question and don't beat around the bush!
Q: If u are a Manager of a team say Man City and u have £10 million to loan the services of either Ronaldo, Messi or Ribery for a season, WILL U CONSIDER RIBERY AHEAD OF MESSI OR RONALDO?
Bad belle dey kill Barca fans. As una see ur Messi no deserve win am due to clear outperformance by CR7, una wan carry award dash Platini brother. Even his team mates don't see him as a super player among them. Bayern of today will be same with him on the bench no change!
Ronaldo's character may not be good but make dey give award to whom it is due!!!
Hehehehe, You think say na Oil and Gas Station dem de gives out as criteria? Hehehehe Whether you like it or not Ribery of France and Bayern Munich is well ahead of the other two players. Infact Bayern Munich come win TREBLE this Season on top the UEFA super cup. When it is time for The World Club championship, Ribery will still Consolidate on the excellent Performance he has put up this year.
buhagahagaahaha.
BusinessRe: HAVE A CHAT WITH OTUNBA AKIN ALABI (punters vs bookies lounge) by JonaTheClown: 8:07pm On Nov 05, 2013
Chai na wa o, una just de dash all these bookies una money. Them don even use una money buy BMW 2013 edition. I just de laugh in Brazilian hair style.
..Sent from my Android powered Blackberry IPhone 7
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Whatsapp Nutty Group by JonaTheClown: 12:45am On Nov 05, 2013
All of Una wey de drop out your numbers. Una no get sense at all. Do you know how Scammers de visit this section everyday. Smh @ gay group... no be only Nutty group. Hehehehe
Laughing in Pidgin
SportsRe: World Footballer Of The Year, Cristiano Ronaldo by JonaTheClown: 1:02am On Nov 04, 2013
writers4hire: What has ribery done to deserve it? How many goals has he scored?
CONFIRMED!!
NA RONALDO SEND YOU TO WRITE THIS NONSENSE ABI!
MTCHEW!
WHEN DID NUMBER OF GOALS BECOME A CRITERIA FOR RECEIVE THE AWARD? WAS canavaro a striker?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come And Chill With NL Coolest Babe=onila! by JonaTheClown: 8:36pm On Nov 03, 2013
jojoanobi: Am 35yrs male, single, working and living in Lagos.. no kids yet. but hope to have soon. Am in search of an understanding, caring and independent lady/ woman from any part of the world btw 25 - 45yrs for a date/ relationship.. must be a christian... kindly reach me on 08115833690 for onward discussion! Thank you
ONILA! YOU DON HEARD? CALL THE GUY SHARP SHARP!!
SportsRe: World Footballer Of The Year, Cristiano Ronaldo by JonaTheClown: 5:39pm On Nov 03, 2013
Mr WriterForHire... It be like say C. Ronaldo hire you to write this post abi? Anyways, you better think twice because the whole world know say na Ribery deserve it better this year. Although I prefer Messi but I think 5 times in a row will be tooooo much for just One Player.
SportsRe: Yahaya, Nigeria’s Young Iniesta by JonaTheClown: 9:22pm On Nov 02, 2013
. . who says he can nor be even greater than Iniesta! The future is Now!
SportsRe: Sweden Vs Nigeria: FIFA U-17 WC Semi-Final (0 - 3) On 5th November 2013 by JonaTheClown: 9:09pm On Nov 02, 2013
Mr Fine Boy. Why are you repeating the post seperately? Na by force to make Front Page
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sweden Fifa U17 World Cup On 5th Of November 5pm by JonaTheClown: 9:07pm On Nov 02, 2013
Hehehehe, na by force to enter front page? Hehehehe buhagahagaahaha
PoliticsRe: "It Will Take Ten Policemen To Handle One Nigerian" - Indian Police by JonaTheClown: 2:50pm On Nov 02, 2013
Hehehehe buhagahagaahaha
Naija No de DULL!
WE DE BULLYING THEM ON TOP THEIR OWN LAND!
Hehehehe Hehehehe
...#LaughingLikeAnIdiot#
PoliticsRe: 30 Dead In Ukeh Anambra State After APGA Thugs Invaded. by JonaTheClown: 2:34pm On Nov 02, 2013
NGIGE FACEBOOK PAGE SAYS IT ALL ;
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=641018725948463&id=605199806197022&refid=17

Senator Chris Ngige
Ndi be anyi aru emee!
This is very painful! May their souls rest in peace!
Peter Obi, Obiano, and Victor Umeh waste 15
Anambra souls through executive recklessness and
political wickedness. Reports reaching me have it
that the APGA campaign train, last night went to
the Adoration Ground at Ukeh and induced
stampede as Obi's goons charged at worshipers
who booed at them for campaigning at the Holy
ground. The priest in charge, Ebube Mmuo Nso
had told Obi that the people already knew whom
to vote for so should be left alone. Unfortunately,
in sheer act of wickedness, Obi's goons charged at
the crowd who booed at them and induced
stampede which led to the untimely death of 15
persons including women and children while
wounding many more.
Why would the APGA government politicize
everything? No one can buy the grace of God. No
one can bribe the Holy Spirit. My heart goes out
to the families of those who have lost loved ones
in this unfortunate incident. God will console you.
God will wipe away your tears. I call upon
politicians to refrain from playing politics with the
lives of the people. No Anambra citizen is
expendable.No Anambra citizen should be
sacrificed. Religion should be approached with
sincerity and humility. God cannot be deceived;
God cannot be outsmarted;the Holy Spirit cannot
be bribed. My people , ndonu! Chukwu ga-eficha
unu anya mmiri!
TV/MoviesRe: Dennis Okike Wins Gulder Ultimate Search 10 by JonaTheClown: 12:04am On Nov 01, 2013
....I didn't watch the show, but why everyone is complaining about the attitude of the Dennis guy?
He de womanizer?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hmmmn FRSC Recruiters I Hail Una O!!! by JonaTheClown(op): 10:55pm On Oct 31, 2013
Gratia: I can never engage in e-fight with you because you are A CLOWN a.k.a FOOL
Thank You Madam For Calling Me A Fool ..Check Out My Profile Picture and you will know that I am old enough to give birth to you and your siblings. Nagode, Daalu, Ésè gan, Merci Bouqui, Danke.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hmmmn FRSC Recruiters I Hail Una O!!! by JonaTheClown(op): 10:52pm On Oct 31, 2013
Success5313: Nobody is condeming ur spoken english, what we are correcting u 4 is to stop criticising. Is nt good. And u are still repeating it by searching 4 another person's post to criticise her. Pls, stop it, is nt good.
I am only trying to point out the fact that those who deserve to be rightfully employed In the right position are being deprived of their opportunistic EQUAL RIGHTS! while those who know the oga at the top are being favoured Irrationally.
That is the EMPHASIS of my post.
In this country, The Principles of Due Process and Egalitarianism has been swept under the carpet and into the refuse bin. I am only trying to pull out those points in my post so that we can see how the Stench of Corruption has deValued our democratic Society in all sundry!!
Shikena!
...Sent from my Techno Powered Blackberry Torch 5.0
Peace Out !
FashionRe: Miss Universe 2013 Contestants From Africa! by JonaTheClown: 5:49pm On Oct 31, 2013
.... Anna Banner is finer than this one jooor
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hmmmn FRSC Recruiters I Hail Una O!!! by JonaTheClown(op): 1:51pm On Oct 31, 2013
@Gratia... I went through your post on Nairaland and this is what you posted...
Gratia: Fellow Nl, I need ur advice because am so confused right nw, there's this guy that I met january, 2011 @ my brother's wedding, since then we have been communicating and he has proposed marriage to me but my problem is that I don't feel anything for him,funny enough he hasn't ask of Sex from me.He's caring and I think he loves me but I don't love him.what do I do because am afraid of loosing him,I have tried everytin to love him but the love is not forthcomin..pls help me what wil I do to have affections for him.matured advice only please.
Thank you as you respond.
Abegi people of Nairaland, Can you now see The statement above coming from somebody that is condemning my English?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hmmmn FRSC Recruiters I Hail Una O!!! by JonaTheClown(op): 1:47pm On Oct 31, 2013
Why Does you all laughing at my English? Does You all spoke English better than me. I am not looking for any nonsense job, I have my company and I enploy people that have graduate from Both Federal and Private University with Second Class Uppers.
Abínìbi yàtó sí Abìlíty.
Na English I Go Chop?
Music/RadioRe: Heard Proto On Eldee's Lp. What Do U Think by JonaTheClown: 1:11pm On Oct 31, 2013
The Guy Na Human Winch! The Guy Is better than all the Nigerian Rappers I have ever ever EVER heard of! Ice Prince wia you de?
RomanceWhy Guys No De Do..... by JonaTheClown(op): 10:18pm On Oct 30, 2013
As the topic is talkings about. Why do men no de do MakeUp?
Ladies Are cheating us with their Different types,different brands and species of Facial Paints. We the Associashun Of Nigeria Boyfriends are is planning a Protest, We Want Gender Equality in.... .
No More Make Up, No more Facial Paints, They Should Leave Everything Like That, So that we will not miss road when we see one Fine Babe outside and think she is Finer than the current Miss World not knowing that it is Gloss and Emulsion Paint she putted on her Face.

One Day, One Lady Mary Kay finish, instead of her to go and bought another Mary Kay, she go and apply Èlùbó (Yam Flour ) to putted on her Face. Abi na by Force to Fine? The Thing Don tire me self.
I de come back, make I go wee-wee.
#RemovesBoxers#

Jobs/VacanciesHmmmn FRSC Recruiters I Hail Una O!!! by JonaTheClown(op): 8:49pm On Oct 30, 2013
I have always heard but didn't want to believe. To believe what? To believe that recruitment into most Federal Parastatals where always by not what you know or Sabi up stairs (intelligence) but by Who you know or Sabi up there (Connections) .
Well just recently, my Sister's room mate during NYSC programme in Plateau State that can barely Speak three Sentences in English Correctly without adding Pidgin just joined the ongoing FRSC training camp .
Now the question that will going on In your mind is
How did she get the offer?
Lol... The Answer is Simple na ! .......Man Wey She Sabi.
All she did (according to her) was that her Aunt called Someone wey she sabi for the top to INCLUDE her name in THE LIST!
And That Was It!! .. No Submission of Form, No Written Test, No Interview Session(s) . And Gbam! She don Join the Parastatal with her kind of Spoken English which is nothing to write home about. Well, If you applied for the Immigration recruitment or any huge paying Federal Parastatal, I am not discourages you oh! Just Work and Pray and also try to knows someone at the top so that you self will be recruited. And if you no sabi anybody for the top nko? Well, nobody Knows tommorow. I say in the words of Tai Solarin... `May Your Road be ROUGH!!
...Sent From my Techno Powered IPhone 5 Android blackberry Touch.
Sai Gobe
SportsRe: Who Are The Biggest Prospects In The Golden Eaglets? by JonaTheClown:
Someone called Theophilus Solomon is not in the team due to Naija politics...
Scoring 7 goals in 5 matches for Any Team is not a day job. He will makes it far ahead of these players. Infact Catania of Italy have already Signing him up. He is the future C. Ronaldo. Watching out for this Golden Words of Mine. Marks this date. 30th of October 2013 .
Jona-The-Clown Says So.
Signed

....Sent From My Android powered IPhone 5


Check out this great article written by Collins Udoh four months ago about these boys... CLICK HERE
www.kickoffnigeria.com/mobile/news/34047/quite-a-few-eyebrows-have-been-raised-at-the-performance-of-nigerias-golden-eaglets-at-the-african-under-17-championships-so-far
Christianity EtcRe: Juan Hugo's Testimony Of Heaven & Hell by JonaTheClown: 3:53pm On Oct 30, 2013
I REPENT I REPENT I REPENT CAN'T IMAGINE MISSING OUT, IT WILL BE THE COSTLIEST MISTAKE EVER I REPENT.... ANYONE ELSE TO JOIN ME REPENThuh? !!!
SportsRe: Osaze Odemwingie Makes A Sentimental References On Yaya Toure’s Russian Racism by JonaTheClown:
.....I de come, make I go wee-wee #removes Boxers.

Yeah Am Back!
So Ermn, did anyone Notices the Grammatical errors abi na typographical error wey Uncle Osaze blow for that post?
Any way I humble say I get money pass am, The only thing be say Him wife fine pass my wife, but I no go mind if we fit exchanging wifes... because me sef de find Britiish Visa wey I go take remain for England after I retire from Football very soon
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet Your Dream Man Today. by JonaTheClown: 3:17pm On Oct 28, 2013
MISSYPINKY: @Jona na u Sabi. This is for real. Believe it or not, it's your luck.
okay oooooooo, I am Single and binocularly searching, shey you go marry me? We go do our wedding for Aso Rock ,and na Obama go be the Chairman of the occasion.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Iran: Fifa U17 WC (4 - 1) On 29th October 2013 by JonaTheClown:
Nawa o, From Iraq War them win.
..Now na Iran war . Whether na Iran abi na He-Ran, abi Na She-Ran . ...I trust our boys, dem go ran away with victory over Iran.
So After He-Ran, Who go be our next Opponents?
Whether na Syri-an abi na Pátàki-stan abi na Palest-an or even Sister Ann, We go Still Win .

I am so sure that Late Coach Yemi Tella will be smiling from his bossom right now.
Àbíníbì yàtó si Ability .
Abegi Make Una Managing This Super Eagles Song Since Una Go Soon Join Super Eagles In the next few years.

The Singer na Austino Milado... The Title Na Super Eagles Carry Go....
I de come make I commot boxers, I wan go wee-wee
.



www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDtCvClh4yM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DfDtCvClh4yM
SportsRe: Bayern And Chelsea Plan $345m For Messi Bid by JonaTheClown: 1:11am On Oct 27, 2013
If Abraham Ovic like make him Sell the Stanford Stadium and all his Businesses and even his Wife Join to buy Messi. LaiLai Messi is going NOWHERE!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Fans : Oya Defend, Why Does Ronaldo Like Play Acting (diving ) by JonaTheClown(op): 7:00pm On Oct 26, 2013
.... So Ronaldo Dived again but was refused a penalty against Barca, Thanks to the Act of fake diving that the refrees are beginning to know him for. Hehehehe
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet Your Dream Man Today. by JonaTheClown: 3:42pm On Oct 26, 2013
MISSYPINKY: Have you been trying to find your partner and all effort has been futile. Well your luck just changed for good. You have the opportunity of meeting foreign partners in person. Just send your name, nickname, age, email address, phone number and a full picture which you have just recently taken to ask4mosunbabe@Yahoo.com or missylovespink@gmail@gmail.com
You Don see HUSBAND? I no no Who you wanna SCAM? Abegi Park well before we hear of another Cynthia story.

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