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Chidera or Idowu... who do you prefer? |
Nigeria 6-1Italy |
Oil&Gas:Hehehehe, You think say na Oil and Gas Station dem de gives out as criteria? Hehehehe Whether you like it or not Ribery of France and Bayern Munich is well ahead of the other two players. Infact Bayern Munich come win TREBLE this Season on top the UEFA super cup. When it is time for The World Club championship, Ribery will still Consolidate on the excellent Performance he has put up this year. buhagahagaahaha. |
Chai na wa o, una just de dash all these bookies una money. Them don even use una money buy BMW 2013 edition. I just de laugh in Brazilian hair style. ..Sent from my Android powered Blackberry IPhone 7 |
All of Una wey de drop out your numbers. Una no get sense at all. Do you know how Scammers de visit this section everyday. Smh @ gay group... no be only Nutty group. Hehehehe Laughing in Pidgin |
writers4hire: What has ribery done to deserve it? How many goals has he scored?CONFIRMED!! NA RONALDO SEND YOU TO WRITE THIS NONSENSE ABI! MTCHEW! WHEN DID NUMBER OF GOALS BECOME A CRITERIA FOR RECEIVE THE AWARD? WAS canavaro a striker? |
jojoanobi: Am 35yrs male, single, working and living in Lagos.. no kids yet. but hope to have soon. Am in search of an understanding, caring and independent lady/ woman from any part of the world btw 25 - 45yrs for a date/ relationship.. must be a christian... kindly reach me on 08115833690 for onward discussion! Thank youONILA! YOU DON HEARD? CALL THE GUY SHARP SHARP!! |
Mr WriterForHire... It be like say C. Ronaldo hire you to write this post abi? Anyways, you better think twice because the whole world know say na Ribery deserve it better this year. Although I prefer Messi but I think 5 times in a row will be tooooo much for just One Player. |
. . who says he can nor be even greater than Iniesta! The future is Now! |
Mr Fine Boy. Why are you repeating the post seperately? Na by force to make Front Page |
Hehehehe, na by force to enter front page? Hehehehe buhagahagaahaha |
Hehehehe buhagahagaahaha Naija No de DULL! WE DE BULLYING THEM ON TOP THEIR OWN LAND! Hehehehe Hehehehe ...#LaughingLikeAnIdiot# |
NGIGE FACEBOOK PAGE SAYS IT ALL ; https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=641018725948463&id=605199806197022&refid=17 Senator Chris Ngige Ndi be anyi aru emee! This is very painful! May their souls rest in peace! Peter Obi, Obiano, and Victor Umeh waste 15 Anambra souls through executive recklessness and political wickedness. Reports reaching me have it that the APGA campaign train, last night went to the Adoration Ground at Ukeh and induced stampede as Obi's goons charged at worshipers who booed at them for campaigning at the Holy ground. The priest in charge, Ebube Mmuo Nso had told Obi that the people already knew whom to vote for so should be left alone. Unfortunately, in sheer act of wickedness, Obi's goons charged at the crowd who booed at them and induced stampede which led to the untimely death of 15 persons including women and children while wounding many more. Why would the APGA government politicize everything? No one can buy the grace of God. No one can bribe the Holy Spirit. My heart goes out to the families of those who have lost loved ones in this unfortunate incident. God will console you. God will wipe away your tears. I call upon politicians to refrain from playing politics with the lives of the people. No Anambra citizen is expendable.No Anambra citizen should be sacrificed. Religion should be approached with sincerity and humility. God cannot be deceived; God cannot be outsmarted;the Holy Spirit cannot be bribed. My people , ndonu! Chukwu ga-eficha unu anya mmiri! |
....I didn't watch the show, but why everyone is complaining about the attitude of the Dennis guy? He de womanizer? |
Gratia: I can never engage in e-fight with you because you are A CLOWN a.k.a FOOLThank You Madam For Calling Me A Fool ..Check Out My Profile Picture and you will know that I am old enough to give birth to you and your siblings. Nagode, Daalu, Ésè gan, Merci Bouqui, Danke. |
Success5313: Nobody is condeming ur spoken english, what we are correcting u 4 is to stop criticising. Is nt good. And u are still repeating it by searching 4 another person's post to criticise her. Pls, stop it, is nt good.I am only trying to point out the fact that those who deserve to be rightfully employed In the right position are being deprived of their opportunistic EQUAL RIGHTS! while those who know the oga at the top are being favoured Irrationally. That is the EMPHASIS of my post. In this country, The Principles of Due Process and Egalitarianism has been swept under the carpet and into the refuse bin. I am only trying to pull out those points in my post so that we can see how the Stench of Corruption has deValued our democratic Society in all sundry!! Shikena! ...Sent from my Techno Powered Blackberry Torch 5.0 Peace Out ! |
.... Anna Banner is finer than this one jooor |
@Gratia... I went through your post on Nairaland and this is what you posted... Gratia: Fellow Nl, I need ur advice because am so confused right nw, there's this guy that I met january, 2011 @ my brother's wedding, since then we have been communicating and he has proposed marriage to me but my problem is that I don't feel anything for him,funny enough he hasn't ask of Sex from me.He's caring and I think he loves me but I don't love him.what do I do because am afraid of loosing him,I have tried everytin to love him but the love is not forthcomin..pls help me what wil I do to have affections for him.matured advice only please.Abegi people of Nairaland, Can you now see The statement above coming from somebody that is condemning my English? |
Why Does you all laughing at my English? Does You all spoke English better than me. I am not looking for any nonsense job, I have my company and I enploy people that have graduate from Both Federal and Private University with Second Class Uppers. Abínìbi yàtó sí Abìlíty. Na English I Go Chop? |
The Guy Na Human Winch! The Guy Is better than all the Nigerian Rappers I have ever ever EVER heard of! Ice Prince wia you de? |
As the topic is talkings about. Why do men no de do MakeUp? Ladies Are cheating us with their Different types,different brands and species of Facial Paints. We the Associashun Of Nigeria Boyfriends are is planning a Protest, We Want Gender Equality in.... . No More Make Up, No more Facial Paints, They Should Leave Everything Like That, So that we will not miss road when we see one Fine Babe outside and think she is Finer than the current Miss World not knowing that it is Gloss and Emulsion Paint she putted on her Face. One Day, One Lady Mary Kay finish, instead of her to go and bought another Mary Kay, she go and apply Èlùbó (Yam Flour ) to putted on her Face. Abi na by Force to Fine? The Thing Don tire me self. I de come back, make I go wee-wee. #RemovesBoxers#
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I have always heard but didn't want to believe. To believe what? To believe that recruitment into most Federal Parastatals where always by not what you know or Sabi up stairs (intelligence) but by Who you know or Sabi up there (Connections) . Well just recently, my Sister's room mate during NYSC programme in Plateau State that can barely Speak three Sentences in English Correctly without adding Pidgin just joined the ongoing FRSC training camp . Now the question that will going on In your mind is How did she get the offer? Lol... The Answer is Simple na ! .......Man Wey She Sabi. All she did (according to her) was that her Aunt called Someone wey she sabi for the top to INCLUDE her name in THE LIST! And That Was It!! .. No Submission of Form, No Written Test, No Interview Session(s) . And Gbam! She don Join the Parastatal with her kind of Spoken English which is nothing to write home about. Well, If you applied for the Immigration recruitment or any huge paying Federal Parastatal, I am not discourages you oh! Just Work and Pray and also try to knows someone at the top so that you self will be recruited. And if you no sabi anybody for the top nko? Well, nobody Knows tommorow. I say in the words of Tai Solarin... `May Your Road be ROUGH!! ...Sent From my Techno Powered IPhone 5 Android blackberry Touch. Sai Gobe |
Someone called Theophilus Solomon is not in the team due to Naija politics... Scoring 7 goals in 5 matches for Any Team is not a day job. He will makes it far ahead of these players. Infact Catania of Italy have already Signing him up. He is the future C. Ronaldo. Watching out for this Golden Words of Mine. Marks this date. 30th of October 2013 . Jona-The-Clown Says So. Signed ....Sent From My Android powered IPhone 5 Check out this great article written by Collins Udoh four months ago about these boys... CLICK HERE www.kickoffnigeria.com/mobile/news/34047/quite-a-few-eyebrows-have-been-raised-at-the-performance-of-nigerias-golden-eaglets-at-the-african-under-17-championships-so-far |
I REPENT I REPENT I REPENT CAN'T IMAGINE MISSING OUT, IT WILL BE THE COSTLIEST MISTAKE EVER I REPENT.... ANYONE ELSE TO JOIN ME REPENT ? !!! |
.....I de come, make I go wee-wee #removes Boxers. Yeah Am Back! So Ermn, did anyone Notices the Grammatical errors abi na typographical error wey Uncle Osaze blow for that post? Any way I humble say I get money pass am, The only thing be say Him wife fine pass my wife, but I no go mind if we fit exchanging wifes... because me sef de find Britiish Visa wey I go take remain for England after I retire from Football very soon |
MISSYPINKY: @Jona na u Sabi. This is for real. Believe it or not, it's your luck.okay oooooooo, I am Single and binocularly searching, shey you go marry me? We go do our wedding for Aso Rock ,and na Obama go be the Chairman of the occasion. |
Nawa o, From Iraq War them win. ..Now na Iran war . Whether na Iran abi na He-Ran, abi Na She-Ran . ...I trust our boys, dem go ran away with victory over Iran. So After He-Ran, Who go be our next Opponents? Whether na Syri-an abi na Pátàki-stan abi na Palest-an or even Sister Ann, We go Still Win . I am so sure that Late Coach Yemi Tella will be smiling from his bossom right now. Àbíníbì yàtó si Ability . Abegi Make Una Managing This Super Eagles Song Since Una Go Soon Join Super Eagles In the next few years. The Singer na Austino Milado... The Title Na Super Eagles Carry Go.... I de come make I commot boxers, I wan go wee-wee. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDtCvClh4yM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DfDtCvClh4yM |
If Abraham Ovic like make him Sell the Stanford Stadium and all his Businesses and even his Wife Join to buy Messi. LaiLai Messi is going NOWHERE! |
.... So Ronaldo Dived again but was refused a penalty against Barca, Thanks to the Act of fake diving that the refrees are beginning to know him for. Hehehehe |
MISSYPINKY: Have you been trying to find your partner and all effort has been futile. Well your luck just changed for good. You have the opportunity of meeting foreign partners in person. Just send your name, nickname, age, email address, phone number and a full picture which you have just recently taken to ask4mosunbabe@Yahoo.com or missylovespink@gmail@gmail.comYou Don see HUSBAND? I no no Who you wanna SCAM? Abegi Park well before we hear of another Cynthia story. |
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