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to also add, there other items that sold out like mad!...these i imported , they include tummy slimming belt for women,the slap chop device, unisex wristwatches, multicolored sunshades, tummy flatenner for pot bellied men and so on. You can download a comprehensive write up i did to help out as a way of contributing to empower Nigerians.The pictures are also included to help you in identifying the various products online when you search for them. Here is the link below: https://www./fiverrwarriors/1629725283937420/ |
ok, Great achievement . He should be the next Minister of Health! Buhari Take Note! |
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the site wasn't going initially!! Massive traffic I guess as at 9 to 10 o clock |
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Based on current statistics ,he is far and above the best in the world currently! His Skin color is the only major disadvantage |
To all ye Nigerian students, I want to tell you that the strike will end when the world finally comes to an end! Forget about Education and go and learn work! Afterall our Certificates are already worthless, useless and Nonsensed! If you think I am joking, when you graduate after the strike has ended, I personally promise you all that if you see job 1 year after your NYSC ,I will rape the nearest she-goat that I see on the street I PROMISE!, I SWEAR! NONSENSE. P. S Thank goodness, I don graduate from school sef. |
ASUU are not even considering us the students. What about our house rents that has gone to waste dis five months? We students have lost our rent money for this year and we won't get it back and no landlord will listen to our pleas, so now I ask myself... Why are they demanding for salaries for the months they didn't work? |
I think its time these political party called ASUU or ASÙN (goat meat barbecue ) shuld be registered by JEGA for 2015 election needless of calling them academics,they're not but political tools in the hands of the opposition. The Logo of the party should be represented with the head of a big black goat. |
Thunder Fire ASUU!!! How can they pay yhu money when u have ben at home for months without teaching!! If wee had a military regime ruling dis country it would ave been a better place!! # Tell abacha to pay yhu money and yhur next name will be R.I.P!! Smhhh 4 Nigeria.... |
Welcome to ASUU customer care ! >To know whether your school voted for resumption or not, press 1. >To know the date of RESUMPTION press 2. >To know the date of the NEC meeting press 3. >To start receiving free newsletter on ASUU press 4. >To download ASUU caller tune press 5. >To speak with ASUU chairman, drop ur comment here! >> To collect your Accumulated 5 months hostel/Room Rent Allowance from the ASUU 1.2 trillion naira press 666 .lol |
Welcome to ASUU customer care ! >To know whether your school voted for resumption or not, press 1. >To know the date of prof. Iyayi's burial press 2. >To know the date of the NEC meeting press 3. >To start receiving free newsletter on ASUU press 4. >To download ASUU caller tune press 5. >To speak with ASUU chairman, drop ur comment here! |
Welcome to ASUU customer care ! >To know whether your school voted for resumption or not, press 1. >To know the date of prof. Iyayi's burial press 2. >To know the date of the NEC meeting press 3. >To start receiving free newsletter on ASUU press 4. >To download ASUU caller tune press 5. >To speak with ASUU chairman, drop ur comment here! |
Welcome to ASUU customer care ! >To know whether your school voted for resumption or not, press 1. >To know the date of prof. Iyayi's burial press 2. >To know the date of the NEC meeting press 3. >To start receiving free newsletter on ASUU press 4. >To download ASUU caller tune press 5. >To speak with ASUU chairman, drop ur comment here! |
Xsolutions: WHAT'S ALL THEEEESSEEEEEE RUBBISHMr Messi Hater, how far nah? Hehehehe buhagahagaahaha Hehehehehehehehehe ....I hope you heard the breaking news about Messi latest historic award yesterday..... no be FIFA give am oooo. lol |
..The records above are there for you all to know and accept and take in that King Lionel Messi has won and achieved far more than what Ronaldo has and will ever achieve in his present and future Soccer Career! Live with it or you keep on hating the Legendary footballer called Lionel Messi. Viva Forever! |
Records [Spain] Messi Most away goals scored in La Liga history: 100 goals Most goals scored in La Liga in a season: 50 goals Most La Liga hat-tricks in a season: 8 hat- tricks Most goals scored in the Supercopa de España : 10 goals Most consecutive La Liga matches scored in: 21 matches (33 goals) Most goals scored in El Clásico matches: 18 goals (shared with Alfredo Di Stéfano) Ronaldo The first player to score against every team in a single season in La Liga The first player ever to score in six consecutive Clásicos The first player to score 20 away goals in a single season in La Liga Fastest La Liga player to score 150 league goals Most goals scored in three consecutive La Liga matches: 9 goals (shared with László Kubala , Mundo and Campanal) |
Records [Europe] Messi Most European Golden Shoe awards: 3 Most goals scored in a season (club): 73 goals Most goals scored in a year (club): 79 goals Most goals scored in a European Cup season: 14 goals (shared with José Altafini) Most European Cup top scorer awards: 4 (shared with Gerd Müller) Most consecutive European Cup top scorer awards: 4 Most hat-tricks in UEFA Champions League : 4 hat-tricks Highest scorer in a UEFA Champions League game: 5 goals Only player to score in 20 different cities in the European Cup Ronaldo The only player to have won the European Golden Shoe in two different leagues (English Premier League and Spanish La Liga) First top European league player to reach 40 goals in a single season in two consecutive years Most consecutive UEFA Champions League matches scored in: 6 matches (shared with Marouane Chamakh and Burak Yılmaz ) |
Records (World ) Messi Guinness World Records title for the most goals in a year: 91 goals Most international goals in a year (club and national team): 25 goals (shared with Vivian Woodward ) Most goals scored in FIFA Club World Cup : 4 goals (shared with Denilson and Mohamed Aboutrika) Most FIFA Ballon d'Or awards: 4 Most consecutive league matches scored in: 21 matches (33 goals) First footballer ever to score consecutively against all teams in a professional league Ronaldo The most expensive footballer in history. |
GOALSCORING - Messi It seems as if Lionel Messi breaks a goalscoring record every other week, such is his mindblowing knack for finding the back of the net. He became Barcelona's all time leading scorer AT THE AGE OF 24 AND has broken Gerd Muller's 39 YEAR OLD record for the most goals scored in a single European season (73). Astonishing!! He is simply one of the greatest goalscorers of all time and will no doubt set even more practically unbreakable records throughout his career. Ronaldo Remarkably, Ronaldo tends to match Messi's ability to find the back of the net and can also be considered as one of the greatest goalscorers of all time. As of the end of the 2012/13 season, he had scored 146 goals in 135 league appearances for Real Madrid which is nothing short of incredible. He continues to break Madrid's goalscoring records, the most impressive being his 60 goal haul in all competitions in the 2011/12 season although dwarfed by Messi who scored 73 goals .Ronaldo followed up with 55 goals in the 2012/13 season but was still beaten by Messi in the Overall Charts. |
FREE KICKS - Messi Messi's vision and creativity with a dead ball is what sets him apart from most free-kick specialists. His ability to identify a spot and a route to that spot that eludes all opposing players in his way is simply pure class. He perhaps lacks the force that Ronaldo can get behind a dead ball, but it's the finesse that makes his free-kicks special. Ronaldo Ronaldo's combination of sheer power and ability to make a ball move in all manner of directions place him amongst the most feared dead ball specialists. Few can match the pure theatre created as CR7 takes his trademark stance over a dead ball. However, such is the power he attampts to pile into his free-kick attempts, a large percentage often strike the wall or sail over the bar. |
HEADING - Messi Heading is one of the few aspects of Messi's game that is not widely considered as being a world class attribute; not surprising considering his lack of height. He is far from poor with his head though and chances are he will punish you if he's presented with a decent heading opporunity. Many will remember he famously headed his team into a 2 goal lead against Man Utd in the 2009 Champions League final. Ronaldo For someone with such elegant skills and technique on the ground, Ronaldo can leap and power his head through the ball like a League Two centre back, with many of his countless goals coming via his noggin. The fact that Ronaldo towers over the much smaller Messi makes it no surprise that he is far more effective with his head |
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