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BusinessRe: Mini Importation Made Esay by JonaTheClown: 12:46pm On Aug 03, 2015
to also add, there other items that sold out like mad!...these i imported , they include tummy slimming belt for women,the slap chop device, unisex wristwatches, multicolored sunshades, tummy flatenner for pot bellied men and so on.


You can download a comprehensive write up i did to help out as a way of contributing to empower Nigerians.The pictures are also included to help you in identifying the various products online when you search for them.
Here is the link below:

https://www./fiverrwarriors/1629725283937420/
EducationRe: Harold Ekeh - A Nigerian - Accepted By 8 Ivy League Schools (And 5 Others) by JonaTheClown: 1:42am On Apr 06, 2015
ok,

Great achievement .

He should be the next Minister of Health!

Buhari Take Note!
PoliticsRe: Elected 8th Republic Senate Members by JonaTheClown: 4:33pm On Apr 03, 2015
ok
PoliticsRe: VIDEO: Bayelsa Governor, Seriake Dickson, Leads Thugs To Attack, Sack Court In Y by JonaTheClown: 4:12pm On Apr 03, 2015
lol
TV/MoviesRe: CNN Claims Nairobi Is In Nigeria ( Pics) by JonaTheClown: 11:43am On Apr 03, 2015
hmm
PoliticsRe: Buhari On Hard-won Path To Historic Victory - Premiumtimes by JonaTheClown: 11:49am On Mar 31, 2015
ok
PoliticsRe: APC Supporters Protest In Enugu Over Presidential Election Results by JonaTheClown: 11:32am On Mar 31, 2015
it's okay
PoliticsRe: PDP Clears National Assembly Seats In Rivers by JonaTheClown:
ok
PoliticsRe: Abia Youths Protest Election Results [photo] by JonaTheClown:
ok
BusinessRe: All You Need To Know About The Konga “fall Yakata” Christmas Sales by JonaTheClown: 11:48am On Nov 29, 2013
the site wasn't going initially!! Massive traffic I guess as at 9 to 10 o clock
Technology MarketRe: Tecno Phantom A+ Phone To Be Sold For 19,000 At Konga Fall Yakata Xmas Sale by JonaTheClown: 11:45am On Nov 29, 2013
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BusinessRe: Safety Measures For Online Shopping. by JonaTheClown: 6:14pm On Nov 27, 2013
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SportsRe: Is Vicent Enyeama The Best Goal Keeper In The World? by JonaTheClown: 11:35pm On Nov 26, 2013
Based on current statistics ,he is far and above the best in the world currently! His Skin color is the only major disadvantage
EducationRe: FG Condemns ASUU's New Demands by JonaTheClown: 4:49am On Nov 26, 2013
To all ye Nigerian students, I want to tell you that the strike will end when the world finally comes to an end!
Forget about Education and go and learn work! Afterall our Certificates are already worthless, useless and Nonsensed!
If you think I am joking, when you graduate after the strike has ended, I personally promise you all that if you see job 1 year after your NYSC ,I will rape the nearest she-goat that I see on the street I PROMISE!, I SWEAR! NONSENSE.
P. S
Thank goodness, I don graduate from school sef.
EducationRe: FG Condemns ASUU's New Demands by JonaTheClown: 4:42am On Nov 26, 2013
ASUU are not even considering us the students.
What about our house rents that has gone to
waste dis five months? We students have lost our
rent money for this year and we won't get it back
and no landlord will listen to our pleas, so now I
ask myself... Why are they demanding for salaries
for the months they didn't work?
EducationRe: FG Condemns ASUU's New Demands by JonaTheClown: 4:41am On Nov 26, 2013
I think its time these political party called ASUU or ASÙN (goat meat barbecue )
shuld be registered by JEGA for 2015 election
needless of calling them academics,they're not
but political tools in the hands of the opposition.
The Logo of the party should be represented with the head of a big black goat.
EducationRe: FG Condemns ASUU's New Demands by JonaTheClown: 4:40am On Nov 26, 2013
Thunder Fire ASUU!!! How can they pay yhu money
when u have ben at home for months without
teaching!! If wee had a military regime ruling dis
country it would ave been a better place!! # Tell
abacha to pay yhu money and yhur next name will
be R.I.P!! Smhhh 4 Nigeria....
EducationRe: FG Condemns ASUU's New Demands by JonaTheClown: 4:37am On Nov 26, 2013
Welcome to ASUU customer care ! >To know
whether your school voted for resumption or not,
press 1. >To know the date of RESUMPTION
press 2. >To know the date of the NEC meeting
press 3. >To start receiving free newsletter on
ASUU press 4. >To download ASUU caller tune
press 5. >To speak with ASUU chairman, drop ur
comment here! >> To collect your Accumulated 5 months hostel/Room Rent Allowance from the ASUU 1.2 trillion naira press 666 .lol
EducationRe: Why ASUU Must Not End Strike This Year! by JonaTheClown: 2:42pm On Nov 24, 2013
Welcome to ASUU customer care ! >To know
whether your school voted for resumption or not,
press 1. >To know the date of prof. Iyayi's burial
press 2. >To know the date of the NEC meeting
press 3. >To start receiving free newsletter on
ASUU press 4. >To download ASUU caller tune
press 5. >To speak with ASUU chairman, drop ur
comment here!
EducationRe: ASUU Strike To Be Officially Over By Tuesday. by JonaTheClown: 2:41pm On Nov 24, 2013
Welcome to ASUU customer care ! >To know
whether your school voted for resumption or not,
press 1. >To know the date of prof. Iyayi's burial
press 2. >To know the date of the NEC meeting
press 3. >To start receiving free newsletter on
ASUU press 4. >To download ASUU caller tune
press 5. >To speak with ASUU chairman, drop ur
comment here!
SportsRe: Kelechi Iheanacho Found by JonaTheClown: 2:36pm On Nov 24, 2013
Welcome to ASUU customer care ! >To know
whether your school voted for resumption or not,
press 1. >To know the date of prof. Iyayi's burial
press 2. >To know the date of the NEC meeting
press 3. >To start receiving free newsletter on
ASUU press 4. >To download ASUU caller tune
press 5. >To speak with ASUU chairman, drop ur
comment here!
SportsRe: Sweden V Portugal: World Cup Playoff (2- 3) On 19th November 2013 by JonaTheClown: 4:43am On Nov 21, 2013
Xsolutions: WHAT'S ALL THEEEESSEEEEEE RUBBISH angryTHIS ONE IS SAYING NOW...MSTCHEEEEWWW
Mr Messi Hater, how far nah? Hehehehe buhagahagaahaha Hehehehehehehehehe
....I hope you heard the breaking news about Messi latest historic award yesterday..... no be FIFA give am oooo. lol
SportsRe: Sweden V Portugal: World Cup Playoff (2- 3) On 19th November 2013 by JonaTheClown:
..The records above are there for you all to know and accept and take in that King Lionel Messi has won and achieved far more than what Ronaldo has and will ever achieve in his present and future Soccer Career!
Live with it or you keep on hating the Legendary footballer called Lionel Messi. Viva Forever!
SportsRe: Sweden V Portugal: World Cup Playoff (2- 3) On 19th November 2013 by JonaTheClown:
Records [Spain]
Messi
Most away goals scored in La Liga history: 100
goals
Most goals scored in La Liga in a season: 50
goals
Most La Liga hat-tricks in a season: 8 hat-
tricks
Most goals scored in the Supercopa de
España : 10 goals
Most consecutive La Liga matches scored in:
21 matches (33 goals)
Most goals scored in El Clásico matches: 18
goals (shared with Alfredo Di Stéfano)
Ronaldo

The first player to score against every team in
a single season in La Liga
The first player ever to score in six consecutive
Clásicos
The first player to score 20 away goals in a
single season in La Liga
Fastest La Liga player to score 150 league
goals
Most goals scored in three consecutive La Liga
matches: 9 goals (shared with László Kubala ,
Mundo and Campanal)
SportsRe: Sweden V Portugal: World Cup Playoff (2- 3) On 19th November 2013 by JonaTheClown: 2:28am On Nov 21, 2013
Records [Europe]
Messi
Most European Golden Shoe awards: 3
Most goals scored in a season (club): 73 goals

Most goals scored in a year (club): 79 goals

Most goals scored in a European Cup season:
14 goals (shared with José Altafini)
Most European Cup top scorer awards: 4
(shared with Gerd Müller)
Most consecutive European Cup top scorer
awards: 4
Most hat-tricks in UEFA Champions League : 4
hat-tricks
Highest scorer in a UEFA Champions League
game: 5 goals
Only player to score in 20 different cities in
the European Cup

Ronaldo
The only player to have won the European
Golden Shoe in two different leagues (English
Premier League and Spanish La Liga)
First top European league player to reach 40
goals in a single season in two consecutive
years
Most consecutive UEFA Champions League
matches scored in: 6 matches (shared with
Marouane Chamakh and Burak Yılmaz )
SportsRe: Sweden V Portugal: World Cup Playoff (2- 3) On 19th November 2013 by JonaTheClown: 2:25am On Nov 21, 2013
Records (World )
Messi
Guinness World Records title for the most
goals in a year: 91 goals
Most international goals in a year (club and
national team): 25 goals (shared with Vivian
Woodward )
Most goals scored in FIFA Club World Cup : 4
goals (shared with Denilson and Mohamed
Aboutrika)
Most FIFA Ballon d'Or awards: 4
Most consecutive league matches scored in:
21 matches (33 goals)
First footballer ever to score consecutively
against all teams in a professional league
Ronaldo
The most expensive footballer in history.
SportsRe: Sweden V Portugal: World Cup Playoff (2- 3) On 19th November 2013 by JonaTheClown: 2:18am On Nov 21, 2013
GOALSCORING -
Messi
It seems as if Lionel Messi breaks a goalscoring
record every other week, such is his mindblowing
knack for finding the back of the net. He became
Barcelona's all time leading scorer AT THE AGE OF
24 AND has broken Gerd Muller's 39 YEAR OLD
record for the most goals scored in a single
European season (73). Astonishing!!
He is simply one of the greatest goalscorers of all
time and will no doubt set even more practically
unbreakable records throughout his career.
Ronaldo
Remarkably, Ronaldo tends to match Messi's
ability to find the back of the net and can also
be considered as one of the greatest goalscorers
of all time.
As of the end of the 2012/13 season, he had
scored 146 goals in 135 league appearances for
Real Madrid which is nothing short of incredible.
He continues to break Madrid's goalscoring
records, the most impressive being his 60 goal
haul in all competitions in the 2011/12 season although dwarfed by Messi who scored 73 goals .Ronaldo
followed up with 55 goals in the 2012/13
season but was still beaten by Messi in the Overall Charts.
SportsRe: Sweden V Portugal: World Cup Playoff (2- 3) On 19th November 2013 by JonaTheClown: 2:14am On Nov 21, 2013
FREE KICKS -
Messi
Messi's vision and creativity with a dead ball is
what sets him apart from most free-kick
specialists. His ability to identify a spot and a
route to that spot that eludes all opposing
players in his way is simply pure class.
He perhaps lacks the force that Ronaldo can get
behind a dead ball, but it's the finesse that
makes his free-kicks special.
Ronaldo
Ronaldo's combination of sheer power and ability
to make a ball move in all manner of directions
place him amongst the most feared dead ball
specialists. Few can match the pure theatre
created as CR7 takes his trademark stance over a
dead ball.
However, such is the power he attampts to pile
into his free-kick attempts, a large percentage
often strike the wall or sail over the bar.
SportsRe: Sweden V Portugal: World Cup Playoff (2- 3) On 19th November 2013 by JonaTheClown: 2:03am On Nov 21, 2013
HEADING -
Messi
Heading is one of the few aspects of Messi's
game that is not widely considered as being a
world class attribute; not surprising considering
his lack of height.
He is far from poor with his head though and
chances are he will punish you if he's presented
with a decent heading opporunity. Many will
remember he famously headed his team into a 2
goal lead against Man Utd in the 2009
Champions League final.
Ronaldo
For someone with such elegant skills and
technique on the ground, Ronaldo can leap and
power his head through the ball like a League
Two centre back, with many of his countless
goals coming via his noggin.
The fact that Ronaldo towers over the much
smaller Messi makes it no surprise that he is far
more effective with his head

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