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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Real Madrid: UCL (3 - 1) On 1st November 2017 by jonbellion(m): 6:33pm On Nov 01, 2017
We coming to Bleep Wembley up!

PoliticsRe: UNICEF Bags Meant For IDPs Sold In Kano (Photos) by jonbellion(m): 9:41am On Oct 31, 2017
Useless people
Just imagine cry
How much lower can we sink
Nigeria has really gone to the dogs
Mongrels and strays not even pure breeds

FamilyRe: A Guy Impregnanted My 16 Years Old Sister. by jonbellion(m): 8:04am On Oct 31, 2017
selflessmaya:
dude, take this advice and run with it. get your sister a safe abortion, test her for stds and warn her seriously about unprotected sex and let her carry on with her life, she's only 16 years old, do not let your 16 year old sister marry a dude that is almost 30 that had the guts to sleep with her without protection, exposing her to potential stds and who eventually got her pregnant. ignore all these ppl here, life is not black and white. not every pregnancy is a blessing. yes, your instincts are right to tell you that this pregnancy will cause your sister & family a lot of future unhappiness, either by sentencing her to the drama of early single motherhood or trapping her in an early unhappy marriage.

all this can be over in just 15 minutes for god's sake, don't let strangers on the internet convince u to drag it out for the next 9 months and be stuck with an unwanted child for the rest of its life. a lot could go wrong for your family. your mom's insensitivity is common with ppl of her times, ignore her. your sister could contact vvf, she could die at childbirth, she could carry this to full term and have to get ceserean section to extract a stillborn after all the stress (i know a girl this happened to, married for belle, gave birth to a still born, stuck with a god-awful c-section scar, got a divorce shortly after) and let's not even talk of the psychological trauma & embarassment if she does have the kid, do u really want to raise that one sister that never goes away, that has had a hard life, that has 2 failed marriages and 4 kids from 3 different fathers, who has to come live in your house every 3 months cos of her endless woes? this is how it starts, u are on the right track.

tell whoever cares to ask, she suffered a miscarriage or she wasnt pregnant, it's common for girls her age to miss periods, fullstop. u can have your sister back where she was, writing jamb in march and going to get a life, do the right thing. pretentious nigerians have ruined so many lives with their illogical opinions, ask yourself which advice will benefit u more 5 months from now, your teenage sister totting around a full gut of child or her as she's always been standing on a line to buy jamb form. think!! sometimes ppl have to make very tough decisions, choose your sister & family stability over this unwanted issue that everyone is trying to convince u is a blessing, yet u & i both know it isnt a blessing and those trying to convince u it is a blessing also know it's a lie cos none of them will wish to be in your shoes.

i'm pro-choice but even i know that most life choices are restricted from minors cos they cant quite grasp consequence, that's why they dont marry, vote, perform sex-change surgery, anything life-altering is best left to a guardian with good intentions. the abortion has nothing to do with the 27 yr old perv, it's not his decision. this is primarily your sister's decision but she's too young to decide this tbh and since you're thibking rightly, do the right thing. follow your instincts, terminate the pregnancy
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wow this is the best comment I've read so far on this thread. I've come to realise most Nigerians have a very stone age mentality and I'm 100% sure most of the hypocrites commenting here would have done the same of they were in the OPs shoes. It's not a small job to raise a kid and if you know you don't have the rescources for it it would be better to terminate the pregnancy than bring a child to suffer in this cruel world. Look at some folks saying God will provide like they will be of any assistance
Smh for Nigerian mentality
Christianity EtcRe: Mentally Challenged Man Healed By Lords Chosen Church Members In Ebonyi (Photos) by jonbellion(m):
realmindz:
Religion is most successful in a country with people of low thinking faculty.

A nation whr people are quick to believe anything as long as it appeals to their emotions without scrutiny or applying common sense.

We have always known church miracles to happen to unknown random people but never famous people which everyone can easily verify and follow up.

Now a random person has been said to regain sanity and the con man of god takes glory, no one here will ever know what becomes of him in 2 days time.

This kind of news will never make AIT not talk of CNN...

Look at their members self, looking poor, unkept and malnourished while their pastor and his children are eating fat. The mad guy obviously looks better than them, they better pretend to be mad as well to receive adequate welfare
i remenber a poster of a church miracle service
Cobhams the popular visually impaired singer was invited and he was not healed
Most Nigerians have traded thier brains for pap
FamilyRe: "Where Is Your Mother?": Nigerian Mom Asks White Lady In Bikini On The Street by jonbellion(m): 8:27am On Oct 25, 2017
Leonbonapart:
This video is almost 2yrs old
i swear not recent at all anything just makes front page
NL moderators are just the equivalent of internet sluts
FamilyRe: "Where Is Your Mother?": Nigerian Mom Asks White Lady In Bikini On The Street by jonbellion(m): 8:21am On Oct 25, 2017
This is an old video na huh
What is wrong with this NL sef
Are you living in the stone age
BusinessRe: Nairalander And Twin Brother Swags At Onitsha Mall- Photos by jonbellion(m): 1:03pm On Oct 22, 2017
Why did this make FP tho huh

Come una don write jamb huh huh
TV/MoviesRe: The Propagation Of Gay Relationships By Cartoon Network by jonbellion(m): 6:01am On Oct 22, 2017
All this new generation of cartoons sef undecided
All so lame really became shit
Unlike what we used to watch back in my day
Cartoon network has really gone to the dogs
Abeg put ed add and eddy for me jare
*walls out of thread*



*quckly comes back*
Btw there's nothing wrong with a gay relationship and for one things it's good that these modern cartoons are treating on territory that our older generation of cartoons wouldn't even care to to promote understanding and tolerance
smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Tottenham Hotspur :UCL (1 - 1) On 17th October 2017 by jonbellion(m): 8:01pm On Oct 17, 2017
See shot that foolish benzema miss. Higuain 2.0. I don't know why Madrid managers gave that clown a contract till 2022
I just don't know!
angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Tottenham Hotspur :UCL (1 - 1) On 17th October 2017 by jonbellion(m): 7:15pm On Oct 17, 2017
All this useless english teams trying to disrupt the rulev of the kings like a pesky fly undecided
Tottenham you are very stupid for being on our group and I would enjoy watching my boys ramos and marcelo frustrate and disgrace Harry Kane and his cohorts
When we are done with you you will wish you never qualified for CL and crawl in shame back to your usless premier league with your fellow failures like arsenal and present day Man Utd (not than giggs era at that time they were a competent team)
Christianity EtcRe: A Compilation Of Fake News By Kingebukasblog, Butterflyl1on And Felixomor by jonbellion(m): 5:02pm On Oct 13, 2017
angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Accuses Pastor Walker Of Sleeping With Her Daughter In Mississippi by jonbellion(m): 2:49pm On Oct 11, 2017
Lmaooooo cheesy grin
Na their way be that
Otobo can relate grin

Music/RadioRe: Eminem Disses Donald Trump At The 2017 BET Hip Hop Awards by jonbellion(m): 7:56am On Oct 11, 2017
Wonder when nigerian artists would rise up
Artists are supposed to be a voice, a medium in which common people can express thier plight
But its only to sing useless shiit that NBC will ban on radio
Christianity EtcRe: 8 Reasons Why The Shroud Of Turin Might Be The Burial Cloth Of Jesus Christ by jonbellion(m): 11:30pm On Oct 10, 2017
Even most learned Christians know that the shroud of turin has been shown not to be the burial cloth of Christ and this one is coming to propagate confusion on the internet
undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Atheists, Christians, Muslims And Deists Are All Irrational People by jonbellion(m): 6:56pm On Oct 10, 2017
ScienceWatch:
Thanks Vaxx. I am very disturbed when I read such honest testimony of deep personal views.

How does the honorable Segunojo866 even begin to work through his list of challenges? I observe that he is certainly not confused but is rather sharing his challenges which I assume is similar to many people globally.

[b]Honorable Segunojo866, it will be good [/b]it you re-arrange your points below in order of importance to you. Then your list of invitees can focus and debate No 1 first.

1) Christian religion is divided into so many doctrines and each doctrines share a different quotation of the Bible.

2) Nairalanders and also the atheists here, am so sure you all are confused people.

3) let me just conclude that Christianity is a lost journey.

4) Islam is another dangerous religion and it's the most popular religion that promotes child trafficking.

5) I can't still believe that a prophet in the Quran slept with a 9years old girl and got married to her when she was just 6years.

6) Please don't blame Boko Haram, Isis and some other crazy Islamic terrorists group. They are simply obeying God commandment in the Quran.

7) I noticed that atheists are so intelligent with Bible and Quran stuff. (This is a huge delusion.)

cool Atheists are not free thinkers because most of their time is spent attacking religion.

9) I know the idea of a personal god is bullshit but atheists idea of humans evolving from apes is a bigger bullshit.

10) Richard Dawkins, Stephen Hawking, Charles Darwin are among the irrational fools promoting stupid books about evolution.

I trust that expert help is on the way ; Jacksonville, Felixomor, segunojo866, bullerflyl1on,
fukking sciencewatch undecided
TravelRe: Fuel Tanker Falls In Cross River, Residents Rush Out With Their Gallons. Photo by jonbellion(m): 4:51pm On Oct 10, 2017
eezeribe:
How I wish the tanker just exploded and roasted everybody there alive...
At least they would have learnt the hard way for their next incarnations...
Since nothing happened,they should all go home and enjoy their free petrol while some can as well decide to sell...
Black monkeys...
nawa oo
Christianity EtcRe: Atheists, Christians, Muslims And Deists Are All Irrational People by jonbellion(m): 2:00pm On Oct 10, 2017
Who is this one
You are drowning in confusion
Christianity EtcRe: Are Atheists And Skeptics Just An Angry Bunch Or Are They Actually Realistic? by jonbellion(m): 11:14pm On Oct 09, 2017
butterflyl1on:
How are theists floored when it comes to aspects of "actual religion"?

Atheist assume they win debates when they have absolutely no clue about what they are talking about to begin with.

No atheist can floor a Bonafide theist on anything pertaining to religion. If you doubt this then ask your hopefullandlord to engage me in a debate about this.

He can pick the topic and set the terms for debate. I want to give him the advantage. Go ahead and encourage him since he seems to be some sort of champion to you.

Let's prove this your hypothesis shall we?
cheesy
shut up there eeeeeeee
You guys have no arguement when it comes to religion
Common noahs ark explain how you'll be foaming at the mouth
You people don't even have shame despite the daily dose of rape youn get from the unbeliever crew you still come back for more
Seems you like taking it from behind grin
Btw I said hopefullandlord cuz I know he's a regular here. I can floor you while using one hand to wipe my asshole
Christianity EtcRe: Are Atheists And Skeptics Just An Angry Bunch Or Are They Actually Realistic? by jonbellion(m): 11:05pm On Oct 09, 2017
analice107:
Atheists don't hate God, the demons in them do because of the hellfire God created for them.
is this how you want to enter 2018
huh

Christianity EtcRe: Are Atheists And Skeptics Just An Angry Bunch Or Are They Actually Realistic? by jonbellion(m): 11:02pm On Oct 09, 2017
Abeg let us hear word
I'm not an atheist and I don't give hoof about religious Gods
The only thing you use against atheist is the designer agreement which is not wrong
When you enter the aspects of the ACTUAL RELIGION you adhere too you are floored time and again
Time and again I repeat
So just let it rest
Hopefullandlord and the gang will take it from here
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Cardinal Okogie’s Criticism Of Pastor Adeboye by jonbellion(m): 10:23pm On Oct 09, 2017
Sad truth
No where you won't see church in Nigeria
No where!!
But na we worst pass for everything
Wonder what all of them are for besides raping eardrums with thier noise
Christianity EtcRe: Respect For Other Religions? by jonbellion(m): 2:03pm On Oct 09, 2017
OLAADEGBU:
This is the best wannabe atheists can get. When they've lost the battle they then resort to insults, ridicules and ad hominems. Their emotions take over exposing their lack of logical reasoning. They have no argument. cheesy
I'm no athiest bitch
CelebritiesRe: Spesh Reacts To DJ Olu's Death "They Should Tell What They Used Him For" by jonbellion(m): 5:24pm On Oct 08, 2017
Stay woke!
Niggas creeping
They gon' find you
Gon' catch you sleeping
Christianity EtcRe: Respect For Other Religions? by jonbellion(m): 12:41pm On Oct 08, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
I thought you no longer debate the sheeples
I've been busy Ser landlord. Though I have some free time on my hands now I think I need to bring out reasonbringer again
*goes to bring out reasonbringer from the sheathe and sharpen it*
Christianity EtcRe: Respect For Other Religions? by jonbellion(m): 7:25am On Oct 08, 2017
rekinomtla:
Respect for what religions exactly? Definitely not islam and atheism. Both come directly from satan and his demons, both are polluted with sin and both desire to eliminate Christianity. Both hate the truth, both desire a dictatorship where the likes of a Muhammad or Stalin will rule. Both have dogmatic load mouth followers who abused adherents of other religions, just look at Saudi Arabia and North Korean. Islam promotes wife beating while atheism promotes abortion. Religions with such outrageous teachings shouldn't be shown any respect. Do we respect dictators? Should we respect a religion that allows men to beat their wife's? Should we respect a religion that allows women to murder their unborn children? I say no, to Islam and atheism, both don't deserve any respect. I'm slightly open to Hinduism and Buddhism as I haven't studied them, but islam and atheism I have studied in depth and I know they both have devilish doctrines and followers.


Shalom
shut the fuvk up you rettarded asswipe. So Christianity should not be shown any respect as well since you seem to know how not to be tolerant of other beliefs. All you halfwits thinking Christianity's the best thing since sliced bread it's not man. Btw north Korea is a communist state and not an atheist one and there are 21st century athiest world leaders that ruled quite okay.Plus I'm sure you wouldn't mind going to the UAE for a nice vacation Just be tolerant with other people's ideologies abeg. Stop all this my faith or my beliefs reign supreme shiit
And as for dipshit that started this thread when he ready had the answer at the back of his head. You're a real fukking dolt. Seems like you and OLAADEGBU have the bible so far up your assholes you find it hard to NOT spew incoherremt bullshit that would make any sane mind be struck in awe of your total dumbfuckery
Christianity EtcRe: An Atheist On Judgment Day by jonbellion(m): 2:02am On Sep 25, 2017
tartar9:
[s]Couldst thou but see when the guilty hang their heads before their Lord, (and
say): Our Lord! We have now seen and heard, so send us back; we will do
right, now we are sure.

If We had so willed, We could certainly have brought every soul its true
guidance: but the Word from Me will come true, "I will fill Hell with Jinns and
men all together.
(Quran 32:13-14)

Even if We did send unto them angels, and the dead did speak unto
them, and We gathered together all things before their very eyes,
they are not the ones to believe, unless it is in Allah's plan. But
most of them ignore (the truth).
(Quran 6:111)[/s]
please we use our brain in threads like this
Christianity EtcRe: Things Atheists, Especially Those Who Debate,can Relate To.(pics) by jonbellion(m): 3:17pm On Sep 16, 2017
Lmao grin
Christianity EtcRe: Life Is But A Dream... Within A Dream by jonbellion(m): 8:03pm On Sep 14, 2017
Lol
You have been watching waaay to much Rick and Morty man

Christianity EtcRe: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by jonbellion(m): 5:42pm On Sep 13, 2017
Mujtahida:
In SS 2- because I grew up on the Airforce Base where everything is documented as per military na - my colleagues in class happened on a document containing the list of people who had gotten born again in Primary four and behold yours truly's name was on it. My friends taunted me with it for days knowing I was very much a rascal like the rest of them. Chai, christianity with born again and backsliding and rededication merry go round.

A long time later as an adult I became born again for the umpteenth time. Went to church and put all my money in the offering basket believing God will miraculously provide a means of transportation home and strengthen my faith. Omo, I trekked home ooo and quite some distance it was. Not up to five years ago I did the same thing as my mumu never do. Had to go beg for lift after dropping my all by faith for Church building project.

My Holy Spirit baptism during my University days was something else. Was rolling on the ground laughing uncontrollably like the possessed maniac of Gedera. Went to church Sunday of that week and just started crying one kind dry cry(I am an unemotional person) and repeating this: He has called me, he has called me, he has called me. I was taken by the Elders to the church annex and prayed for as a rising spiritual star. I used to believe I was the Paul of this generation.

Was very active in Living Faith then. Went to church and the pastor preached on faith and said we should try to practice what was preached so much so that on Monday next I got up, went to Park and Shop in Abuja, believing I will come back with a lap top. While there, I saw some Lebanese and began to move closer to them believing they will come through for my faith. Last, last I had to beg for tp home and immediately I got home I started laughing at my own folly. I later got a laptop three years after while in law school through the bursary paid by my State Government.

I still believe in God but basically that God- like the insightful Athenians posit - is Unknown. I live my life free of the demands of religion. The Christian god of the Bible is a fraud, an impostor, an idol and a sick caricature of God.
I agree with you sir
I was also once am athiest but I have evolved to the point that I see that there is a far deeper phenomenon that we are unaware of and that the properties of God are unknown so you can call me a de facto agnostic thiest. God doesn't even have to be a sentiment being. The idea of Gpd waltzing around in the cosmos watching our every move and punishing people that didn't give a shit about him is just daft and idiotic
Christianity EtcRe: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by jonbellion(m): 5:38pm On Sep 13, 2017
CatfishBilly:
I faster for one fuckkking month. The thing I was fasting for came a year later after I went to meet influential people with hat in hand.


I gave dollars as offering when the con artist said anyone who wants blessings in foreign currency should sow foreign currency.
lmaooo your mumu bad before oo
Christianity EtcRe: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by jonbellion(m): 1:49pm On Sep 13, 2017
Hmmm believing in all those church of satan bullshit and that artists sell their soul to the devil

Watching harry potter later than I should have cuz I was told it was demonic and spreading to word to everybody I knew

Believing that we were on the end times and one Jew that was probably on some serious LSD was going to come and swoop is all to super crazy fun land

Reading "heaven is so real by choo Thomas and wondering how my mansion in heaven would be like plus also thinking that you get all the cool stuff on earth in heaven

Believing that everybody needs Jesus to have eternal bliss and bio matter what you do you will always be a piece of shiit to God unless you say the magic words

Believing that one cosmic Jew in the vacum of space actually gave a shiit about me and how I live my life

I've left all that shiit behind now

Religion can suck on my balls

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