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Crime / Re: Milton Whamper Commits Suicide After Boyfriend Leaked Her Nude Video by jonbellion(m): 2:01pm On Jan 30, 2019
This is revenge porn he should have been sued
Sports / Re: Croatia Vs England: World Cup ( 2 - 1) On July 11 2018 by jonbellion(m): 5:04pm On Jul 11, 2018
ADEMOLA144:
so if a fruit tree is planted in china will it stop being a fruit tree ? if we plant the same fruit tree in ghana will it stop being a fruit tree ?

if a cat gives birth to children in nigeria and the same cat is transported to america and gives birth to more children are all the children from nigeria and america still not cats ? or have they become dogs now that they are born in a different landmass ?
okay this analogy made zero sense
and I said they are of African descent didn't i But that is the only thing other than that they have zero connection especially if they were not born or have not been to Africa

you can't even claim them on any way cuz no football academy in Africa was responsible for their their abilities they were trained by those countries they grew up there they are not African thet are of African descent same way you don't call white Americans European Americans because their ancestors were all immigrants at some point
Sports / Re: Croatia Vs England: World Cup ( 2 - 1) On July 11 2018 by jonbellion(m): 10:14am On Jul 11, 2018
ADEMOLA144:
its going down like this. england will lose to croatia and in finals is croatia and france and france will win it all. france team represents the empire strikes back because it is dominated by african colonies ( pogba- kante- mtiti etc ) who are now in charge. this is a world cup of emancipation. this is why macron came to pay his respects to fela. he knows the european ship is sinking fast.
stop this Those players are not African any more they are French they are of African descent yes but that is the only thing most of them have not even been to Africa

I support you with fact that England will lose today tho
Music/Radio / Re: HEADIES 2018: Who Deserves The Rookie Of The Year Award? by jonbellion(m): 11:03am On May 03, 2018
none
they are all trash I don't even know one
But I'm sure their music is no diffrent from the other mumu Nigerian artists that constantly pollute the airwaves with their sorry excuse for music
nonsense
*plays Kevin's heart by j cole*
Religion / Re: A Message From Stephen Hawking In HELL by jonbellion(m): 8:27am On Apr 10, 2018
Hmmmm so this people still never get sense
Fools
Politics / Re: Okigwe Road In Owerri After Heavy Rainfall (Photos) by jonbellion(m): 9:46pm On Apr 09, 2018
Cool
Education / Re: Only One Clipper Was Used To Scrape Off The Hair Of Covenant University Students by jonbellion(m): 9:16am On Apr 04, 2018
introvertedsoul:
Lawsuit money loading!!!!!!
Some years ago, Bishop Oyedepo son, who was a student of the same covenant university at the time, used to braid his hair and nothing was done to him
bro are you serious??

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide Flaunts His New Braided Hairdo. Hit Or Miss? (Photos) by jonbellion(m): 3:28pm On Feb 04, 2018
sisipelebe:
This wan na confirm miss.
the kind miss eh. If it was a period it would never be seen again for the rest of the babes life

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide Flaunts His New Braided Hairdo. Hit Or Miss? (Photos) by jonbellion(m): 3:27pm On Feb 04, 2018
Fucck!!!
*laughs hysterically*

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TV/Movies / Re: Results Of First BBNaija 2018 Friday Game Night by jonbellion(m): 1:06pm On Feb 03, 2018
Everton vs Assnal today
Is auba making his debut this weekend?

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Romance / Re: The Sweet Price Of Masturbation by jonbellion(m): 4:00am On Feb 01, 2018
oodua1stson:
Christians and their stupidity again
I swear very foolish thread
Asif girls don't masturbate why focus only on guys? girls don't have these syptons or whatundecided
And if you are married and you masturbate to your wife when she ain't around I guess it is also wrong eh undecided
The only thing reducing intelligence here is this thread

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Religion / Re: Lady With Blocked Fallopian Tube Shares Testimony, Now Has 3 Kids by jonbellion(m): 5:19pm On Jan 28, 2018
Omudia11:
Typical atheist garbage.
hi babe kiss
Religion / Re: Lady With Blocked Fallopian Tube Shares Testimony, Now Has 3 Kids by jonbellion(m): 5:17pm On Jan 28, 2018
Nodogragra4me:




You get to your Damascus before this year ends but it shall be painful for you afterwards because a just recompense shall extracted from you.....bookmark this if you want.


Make your next argument with your keyboard
English please undecided
Religion / Re: Lady With Blocked Fallopian Tube Shares Testimony, Now Has 3 Kids by jonbellion(m): 4:44pm On Jan 28, 2018
No proof apart from word of mouth
Another trash
Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo’s Lawyer Speaks On Her Confession Video by jonbellion(m): 8:25pm On Jan 27, 2018
Lies

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Science/Technology / Re: China: Birth Of The First Cloned Primates by jonbellion(m): 7:28am On Jan 27, 2018
And some fools will still come and believe we have soul undecided
Science/Technology / Re: China: Birth Of The First Cloned Primates by jonbellion(m): 6:56am On Jan 27, 2018
Seun
Crime / Re: Man Turns Lady Into A Goat In Port Harcourt - Facebook User Says (Photos) by jonbellion(m): 6:50am On Jan 27, 2018
Edelweiss44:

[s]
Another definition of stupidity is believing that hundreds of people who witnessed an event while it was happening and even recorded it in video are all FOO.L.S , and you who was never anywhere within the vicinity of the event is the very wise man for disproving the possibility of such event happening. It is people like you who will never believe there is a place called hell for you to avoid it through salvation in Christ until you die and see with your eyes when it's already too late to repent. In your mind, you think this world revolves around your myopic philosophy of life, not knowing this world is deeper than the way your tiny mind views things.[/s]
bros China just successfully made clones of Monkeys. Better go and tell them that they could have easily done that with magic undecided
Crime / Re: Man Turns Lady Into A Goat In Port Harcourt - Facebook User Says (Photos) by jonbellion(m): 6:29pm On Jan 26, 2018
Edelweiss44:

[s]
people like you who try to live in a world of illusion where you foolishly delude yourself to believe there are no demons or angels, and everything is about science are always one of the easiest targets for witches in the village to kill during christmas when you come visiting with your new flashy car.

If there are no such things happening, please come to my village and slap the native witch doctor and let us see if you will wake up from sleep the next morning.
You don't even need to come to my village to experiment, you can easily locate witch doctors anywhere in Nigeria, just go and find one and slap, and you will find out if the supernatural exists or not. Have sense, you won't! You will come here forming atheist things at your age and with all your so-called education you acquired![/s]
shut up abeg. It's peoplr like you that are easily scammed. You think everybidt just blindly believes whatever they hear. If we have people why believe they can turn an inanimate object to money then why arw 60% of Nigerians still under the poverty line undecided and moreover why couldn't the dude disappear with the goat after he was done. Yet we wonder why Africa is a 3rd world continent. Abeg dont bother quoting me I won't eveb reply you

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Confronts A White Man On Train In London (Pics, Video) by jonbellion(m): 10:10am On Jan 22, 2018
Nigerians disgracing themselves worldwide
What the Bleep was that circus fiasco from the lady
See as religion bleach her brain

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Romance / Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by jonbellion(m): 7:35pm On Jan 18, 2018
Nice one OP
Who gives a Bleep about this shit man
There are more important matters herdsmaen are killing folks up north and for like 3 days now everybody is talking about a fukking sex doll
Will we ever get prirotes straight in this country

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele To Speak Hausa In Upcoming Avengers Movie by jonbellion(m): 3:59pm On Jan 11, 2018
AFONJAPIG:
she used her twins for fame... I'm not surprise Yoruba people are capable of anything... goodluck to her , another dry movie loading
you're very stupid

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Is A Cast On Avengers (infinity Wars) by jonbellion(m): 9:41am On Jan 11, 2018
Ihatepork:
Some things have to be said. No apologies or sugarcoating. I see a trend here and credit has to be given.

- John Boyega played Finn in star wars

- Moe Sasegbon played wonder woman in Justice league

- David Oyelowo played Martin Luther King in Selma.

- Mo Abudu/Niyi Akinmolayan just broke records with Wedding party 2 .

- Some of Mo Abudu/Kemi Adetiba's records with Wedding party still stand.

- Wizkid defied all odds to beat the likes of Drake and Jay-z to MOBO awards. Also became the first African artist to perform at Royal Albert Hall.

-Davido recently broke records for the highest grossing Nigerian concert.

Both of them are the biggest artistes in Africa today

-Now Funke Akindele just did another one with avengers


Even the highest grossing Nollywood movies were produced/directed by Yorubas. Kunle Afolayan, Niki Akinmolayan, Tunde Kelani, Biyi Bandele, Kemi Adetiba, Ebony life studios. Some otolos saying they control nollywood don't even know things have changed. We boss that nollywood now. They think we are still in the era of Ada the serpent. Lmao grin cheesy

It's also not a coincidence that all the Nigerians who have won the Grammys are Yorubas. I won't even talk about Fela

See, no one comes close to Yorubas in entertainment. You can't tell me nothing. Funny how we barely even brag about it. Oh well...I just did.

Now
Ihatepork decided that he is proud to be Yoruba cuz he feels that the yoruba tribe is superior. Ihatepork however, can't hold down a steady job, has an IQ less than 90 and is a generally useless Ihatepork isn't smart enough to realize he is an individual, not a tribe , and that he is not supreme, he is a loser.
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Is A Cast On Avengers (infinity Wars) by jonbellion(m): 9:39am On Jan 11, 2018
AgentOfAllah:


Sketches of a Yoruba loser!

When the petty has no notable achievements, they start to associate their race/tribe with success in order to appropriate the successes of other individuals to themselves.

All the individuals you've mentioned are successful because of their individual brilliance, good promoters and associates. Their tribal affiliation has got nothing to do with it. You don't know anything about how all these people got to their positions in life, you don't know what roles members of other tribes have played in their successes, you know nothing of their struggles, of their failures, of their helpers, of their friends, families, YOU KNOW NOTHING, PERIOD! But like a shameless loser, you're quick to claim their successes as if you contributed anything to their lives by virtue your tribal affiliation. Even if you did, that would just make you a tribal bigot.

Please go make a name for yourself instead of trying to leach off other people's achievements.
exactly very intelligent of you to show him his fallacious logic
Stupid fools everywhere
What is the diffrence between the fool and a white supremscist who believes thier race is superior because of achievements of some individuals that ain't related to them
Daft

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Fashion / Re: H&M Slammed As Racist For 'monkey In The Jungle' Hoodie by jonbellion(m): 2:22pm On Jan 09, 2018
We need to see more opinions
Lalasticlala,Mynd44 take this to the promised land please
Religion / Re: I May Now Believe In The Supernatural by jonbellion(m): 4:02pm On Jan 08, 2018
Deckline:

Now listen,Amadioha, Sango is believed to be a god in the yoruba kingdom. A statute of course acclaimed to be the god of iron, These are statutes invented by humans to be gods. Now let me tell you,GOD was not invented. He was before anything is. Sango,amadioha,ogun,obatala,moremi... These are just babaric traditional gods invented by man. God lived before man was created by him.
you're really deluded no single atom of sense of hope of intellegence in this comment. Bro you worship the Jewish version of God if you're a Christian no diffrent from the invented Yoruba gods. I don't time to be arguing and staying the obvious abeg. If the Jewish God is the true God of the world then for fuccks sake why did all the bible stories happen in one landmass: the middle eaat and no other continent not even up to 30% of asia. A right thinking person will know that if you are reading a holy book from the God of the world yoyu would expect to see his exploits and prophets in other continents in the world. But he left the rest of the world to worship other Gods and focused on the jews alone
I really want to believe you are not stupid
Religion / Re: I May Now Believe In The Supernatural by jonbellion(m): 3:47pm On Jan 08, 2018
Deckline:

No... You are wrong. You don't think. If you do, you wouldn't question the existence of God.
mumu religious version's of god are nonsense not the concept of God itself . I'm not an athiest but I don't believe in religous gods as well cuz they are dumb and illogical.
Nobody is questioning the existence of God what you hear them do is disprove RELIGIOUS GODS
God is not limited to a religion you can believe in God without acknowledging religious Gods like Jesus, Allah and the rest
Use your brain in 2018

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by jonbellion(m): 7:51pm On Jan 02, 2018
laPULGA:


transgender spotted
sharrap, take your L humbly and make way for the kings of Europe cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by jonbellion(m): 6:46pm On Jan 02, 2018
Useless Club
Look at how the clowns are masturbating over isco and coutinho so embarrasing
This current Barcelona side is the weakest of all time that's why you desprately want coutinho to be a light of hope in your already pathetic squad and you guys know isco ain't going anywhere you only won that El Classico cuz we failed to bury out chances in the first half
It would be to my greatest pleasure to watch Chelsea disgrace you fools out of the champions league come febuary
3 time back to back champions loading
Hala Madrid!

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Need Prayer As Judgement Awaits All Nations Against Israel - Pics by jonbellion(m): 10:50am On Dec 24, 2017
Fools
Using a book written by goat herders to decipher modern events is idiocy at its peak. We don't ride horses and chariots in the 21st century
Last time I checked the bible said Egypt will be a barren wasteland for 40 years and never in the nine realms of asgard did that happen
Why isn't Germany in ruins. Didn't the Bleep the Jews on all sides
Bleep this piece of IQ reducing bullcrap
Celebrities / Re: Why Many Actors, Actresses Attend White-garment Churches – Actress Adesegha by jonbellion(m): 7:57am On Dec 10, 2017
Because they are fools

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