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RomanceRe: Hyping Urself To Get A A Lady..........guyz Wat Are Your Views On This??? by Jonesjoe(op): 4:29pm On Sep 02, 2013
I agree with you bro. I think most gurlz deserve such treatmentz esp., the over desprete ones!
RomanceRe: Hyping Urself To Get A A Lady..........guyz Wat Are Your Views On This??? by Jonesjoe(op): 2:01pm On Sep 02, 2013
Thatz to say that u go teleport tire @ dmcdad if you are in ma school(uniport) cos de gurlz dem Eyes are red for money**** unless you otherwise want to settle down wit 1 gurl from d villa dat just got admitted

It all reminds of this gur that was seriously forming for one of ma guyz, she even embarrasd him one afternun that ma guy approached her after lectures...lolz! The upper week ma guy's uncle travelled and he was constantly comin to skool with the uncle's toyota spider............to our greatest surprise one evening the gurl called my guy witout we knowin who gave her my guy's no, and she was like telling ma guy that she ll love to hang out wit him***** To ccut d story short, ma guy leta started yanshing d gurl after 2 days, cos he told her that he just bought d car nd dat there is huge money he is expecting next week which he is goin to use in buying her i-phone nd also take her out ffor shopping.....lmao(wer u see money kwanu??...hehehe)................d oda part of d tori na long tin!
RomanceRe: Hyping Urself To Get A A Lady..........guyz Wat Are Your Views On This??? by Jonesjoe(op): 7:39pm On Sep 01, 2013
Tnx 4 ur reply @ daisyella!
But wot do u tink of guyz who will resort to hyping 4 a lady as d only way of keepin afloat , since itz obvious dt material tinz r wt thrills d ladies dis dayz in a rlationship??
RomanceHyping Urself To Get A A Lady..........guyz Wat Are Your Views On This??? by Jonesjoe(op): 9:02pm On Aug 30, 2013
It is now obvious dat d brand of gurlz we have in d society dis dayz hardly run any package with guyz esp. wen dey suspect dt you are not on money............in d higher institutions, d has gotten to d level that we guys have to HYPE ourselves and form some kind of tinz whc we r not rily possesing to get gurlz. Nd surprisingly it has bin working for some many guyz................esp. Wen u (maak) som kkin false calls, borrow ur guy's ride and send some kin false credit alerts frm banks to ur fone, d gurls will easily fall yakata for d hype.!!

So ma fellow NLnders, wat are your views on this? And if uv gat any intresting hyping xperience dat workd for u, jst post dem...............letz kip d fun goin!!!! Meanwhile wetin be ASUU nd FG scores??
HealthRe: Pharmacists: The Drug Experts by Jonesjoe(m): 9:28am On Aug 14, 2013
Thaanks for all your contributions so far! I met with my doctor and after asking me some questions, he concluded that it is still the staphylococcus aereaus....that i didnt take my first medication well enough as instructed. So pls pharmacists in d house, can u help me withh the best drug prescription that will kill off this bacteria and may be some other drugs that will help reduce the toxicity of the blood, in case the bacteria envaded the blood cells? Please am keenly waiting for your prescriptions so that i commence treatment immediately...........thanks
HealthRe: Pharmacists: The Drug Experts by Jonesjoe(m): 1:40pm On Aug 11, 2013
Stl waitin forr ur rreply on d best drug to tak in ma own issue.....please u people shld stop attttackin urselves nd focus on wt d thread z meant fforr
HealthRe: Pharmacists: The Drug Experts by Jonesjoe(m): 10:31pm On Aug 08, 2013
Pls pharm in d hauz......av bin so much worried abt dis issue am facing. I was tested positive for staph and d pharmacist gave me injections aand doxicycline to take. I didnt finish d last 2 capsules. After some times i began xperiencing discharge bt dis time arnd diaz no sensation while urinating. Please advice me on d best drug to use in puttin an end to dis. Tnx
EducationAccomodation Spaces For Uniport Students by Jonesjoe(op): 10:08pm On Feb 20, 2012
For all those looking for accomodation spaces in uniport, cool spaces are now available depending on your choice of apartment.
For more inquiries about the spaces, locations and costs , do call 08152778612
EducationRe: Uniport Releases Supp/islt List by Jonesjoe(op): 2:37pm On Dec 04, 2011
Tank God dt after all de yrs f writing jamb, som people r finally admitted.
If u r among such people, u cn put down ur Deprtmnt, name nd phone nos. Inorder 2 get acquintd wit ur mates. Z very important. Congrats
EducationUniport Releases Supp/islt List by Jonesjoe(op): 2:12pm On Dec 04, 2011
dis is 2 inform all uniport candidates waitin 4 d supp. List dt it has finally bin released. U r nw free 2 download 4rm d school website.

For those who cnt access d list, u cn beep me wif 07062734927 so dt cn check it 4 U. GOODLUCK!!
EducationUniport Releases Merit Admission List by Jonesjoe(op): 6:04pm On Oct 11, 2011
Unique uniport, has finally released d admission list 4rm d jst concluded computer based post ume.
So, u cn go nd check urs @ www. Uniport.edu.ng
good luk, u cn equaly send ur name nd department 2 me on 07062734927; so il check 4 u. I hav d result in my system . Gudluk, !!!
EducationRe: Correction In Jamb After Being Offered Admission? by Jonesjoe(op): 3:31pm On Jan 15, 2011
No one seems 2 b contributing. Pls i urgently nid ur advice!
EducationRe: Correction In Jamb After Being Offered Admission? by Jonesjoe(op): 3:26pm On Jan 15, 2011
No one seems 2 b contributing. Pls i urgently nid ur advice!
EducationCorrection In Jamb After Being Offered Admission? by Jonesjoe(op): 6:19pm On Jan 13, 2011
pls pals, i seriously and urgently nid ur helps.
I hav been offered admission in uniport. But I discovered that the last(3rd) name i used in my jamb is different from wot is in my waec and my birth certificate. Is it stil possible correcting d mistake?. Tnx.
EducationRe: How Can I Change My Jamb Admission by Jonesjoe(m): 9:55pm On Jan 08, 2011
i also hav d same problem. Mine is dat i got admited in two universities, and am interested in d second uni., but d ist admisn is displyed in jamb website. Nid ur replies cos am confused.
EducationRe: University Of Port Harcourt (uniport) 2010/2011 Supplementary Admission List. by Jonesjoe(m): 10:19am On Dec 27, 2010
was there any seling of suplimtary form b4 the releasal of the sup. List?
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls Very Jealous And Vengeful? by Jonesjoe(m): 3:07am On Dec 16, 2010
maybe such females hav interest on u. Bt dey always like pretence.
EducationRe: Uniport Update! by Jonesjoe(m): 2:45am On Dec 16, 2010
can dis be the final list 4rm uniport? Or is there oda lists 2 b releasd?
RomanceBetween Absence And Relationship by Jonesjoe(op): 9:41pm On Dec 15, 2010
There z a sayin, dat absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Now, my questn 2 fellow NLs is; is it normal 4 a guy/girl 2 limit d rate at which he/she calls, visit, comunicate etc, wit d boy/girlfrnd? Or is it proper d oda way round?. Nid ur replies.
RomanceRe: Can You Imagine This Guy!me!sleep With Me?you Must Be Crazy! by Jonesjoe(m): 7:33pm On Dec 07, 2010
the guy has problem wit him.
Ofcos, girls wil be pissed off by his uncntrld sexual urge. cos females lik guys who go indirectly.
Jokes EtcRe: Humourous Romance Jokes by Jonesjoe(m): 10:00am On Dec 05, 2010
cant stand the laughter. Jus lafin lyk a kid. Keep em comin
RomanceRe: How To Make A Good First Impression? by Jonesjoe(m): 12:17pm On Dec 03, 2010
@k-money, knw u hav phD in romance. Stil waiting 4 ur lectures.
RomanceRe: How To Make A Good First Impression? by Jonesjoe(m): 11:19am On Dec 03, 2010
1. appear reponsible to her
2. Dress properly
3. Put on good but mild perfume
4. Do nt claim a grammarian
5. Make ur company wit her comfortable
RomanceRe: I Will Love It If : by Jonesjoe(m): 7:18am On Dec 02, 2010
nawoo!!, topic too chidish to be replied by assumed matured males nd females like u guys. Am out of here
EducationRe: Uniport Online Registration 2010/2011 by Jonesjoe(m): 9:14pm On Dec 01, 2010
want to know if uniport have released all their list.
RomanceRe: Do Girls Pretend About Love At The First Time? by Jonesjoe(op): 4:21am On Nov 30, 2010
@ M M M, can money rily buy luv?
RomanceRe: Reasons Why People Go Into Relationships by Jonesjoe(op): 3:58am On Nov 30, 2010
suprise, why sex! sex!! sex!!!
Cant there be any relationship without sex?
Anyway shaa! gurls hav 2 be kiaful cos guys dey vex.
Or do girls hav high urge 4 sex but mayb pretnd.
Not claimin a saint anyway

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