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TravelRe: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by Jonesjoe(m): 7:48am On Jul 12, 2019
My friend was denied twice and now he is in SA ..... said he entered through Mozambique and it was easy for him to process his papers while in SA through Mozambique. Pls does anyone know about moving into SA from Mozambique?
TravelRe: Nigerians Living In Mozambique by Jonesjoe(m): 9:14pm On Jul 11, 2019
Pls can I visit South Africa for a few days visit from Mozambique?
TravelRe: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by Jonesjoe(m): 5:27am On Jul 02, 2019
cashdosh:
Yes Sir
thanks bro� was unsing an agent who took some money from me to get a sponsor who I can use his statement, but I found out he forged a bank statement so I rather use mine with about 800 thousand than to use forged statements cos I think there must be a way they'll verify the statements of account
TravelRe: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by Jonesjoe(m): 11:25pm On Jul 01, 2019
cashdosh:

Sir, If you have A million naira in your account then you do not need a sponsor. Most importantly, do not deposit any large amount into your bank account before you print out your statement because the consular will just deny you on the grounds of “Banks Statement Lacks Credibility”.

However, if you’re using a sponsor ( family member preferably) He/She or the Organization should print a 3 months ( if you’re applying in lagos & 6 months for Abuja) bank statement with reference letter from the bank confirming your sponsor as the sole signatory to the account.

Lastly, take note that your employer will provide you with the ‘INTRODUCTION LETTER’ to Introduce you as their employee and also stating your intended date of departure/return and your salary (optional). The introduction letter must be printed on the company’s letter head A4 paper.

Thanks Sir!
Boss abeg I have a appointment at the VFs Lagos on the 15th and I want to know if I can be issued a 3 weeks tourist visa with a statement of 800 thousand naira in my account . Pls I will appreciate your urgent response
CultureRe: Ooni Of Ife: The Igbo Race Is First In The World To Discover, Nurture Wealth by Jonesjoe(m): 8:28am On Apr 05, 2019
LazyGold:
This is total Bullshit, the "Ugbo" one sub tribe of Yoruba are the one you are talking about not the Igbo. Ugbo is different from Igbo

Edi festival is a festival use to celebrate one of Yoruba Heroin called "Moremi" and her Victory over Ugbo not any Retreat or whatever. The Ugbo were the one we had an encountered with and they are the real Obatala descendants but today they are one of Yoruba Sub tribes. I think Ugbo is clearly different from Igbo and you are mixing things up
Ugbo and Igbo are same ! Check your history well
CelebritiesRe: Phino Look alike introduces a new hairstyle _shades Tekno, Dammy Krane by Jonesjoe(op):
He resemble phino well well bro ........ check this video

CelebritiesRe: Phino Look alike introduces a new hairstyle _shades Tekno, Dammy Krane by Jonesjoe(op): 2:44am On Nov 19, 2017
I don come across d guy before , he too resemble phino. He garnered so much attention from people and passerbye
CelebritiesPhino Look alike introduces a new hairstyle _shades Tekno, Dammy Krane by Jonesjoe(op):
He so much look like Phyno and it has been gathered that people always mistake him for phino each time he steps out.......he released the video of his new hairstyle in preparation for phino fest later today . He further warned tekno , Dammy Krane, Orezi and other Nigerian celebrities not to copy his dope hairstyle with phino being the only exception.



cc: Lalastica

CelebritiesPhino Look Alike Rocks A A Hot Hair Style For Phynofest_warns Tekno, Dammy Krane by Jonesjoe(op): 2:00am On Nov 19, 2017
He so much look like Phyno and it has been gathered that people always mistake him for phino each time he steps out.......he released the video of his new hairstyle in preparation for phino fest later today . He further warned other tekno , Dammy Krane, Orezi and other Nigerian celebrities not to copy his dope hairstyle with phino being the only exception.
RomanceRe: If It Were You, What Would U Think? by Jonesjoe(m): 8:57am On Jan 28, 2016
lol konji na bastard.......OP no greee ooooo
RomanceRe: If It Were You, What Would U Think? by Jonesjoe(m): 8:57am On Jan 28, 2016
lol konji na bastard.......OP no greee ooooo ;Dlol konji na bastard.......OP no greee ooooo
RomanceRe: Message To All Guys by Jonesjoe(m): 8:39am On Jan 28, 2016
OP wt ll Karma nw do to all yu gurlz dt dumps an upcomin guy who passd tru a lot in trainin a gurl in d university only to rush after flashy guyz wit flashy car*huh .......even wonder why females see d hole inbtwn dia legs as d only thing dey can offer in a relationship
RomanceRe: Guy Blasts Girl Over "Good Morning" Greeting by Jonesjoe(m): 8:26am On Jan 28, 2016
sometimez i cant help buh wonder wt some gurlz feel lyk dis dayz.......e pain d guy shaa ;Dsometimez i cant help buh wonder wt some gurlz feel lyk dis dayz.......e pain d guy shaa
RomanceRe: (photos): King Of Swaziland Publicly Test Girls Virginity Before Choosing A Wife by Jonesjoe(m): 4:08am On Aug 05, 2015
dumb
RomanceRe: Guys, What's Your Favourite Boxers Colour?? by Jonesjoe(m): 11:03am On Jul 31, 2015
i prefer white
EducationRe: 4 Things To Consider Before Going For Your Masters by Jonesjoe(m): 8:42am On Jan 01, 2015
Nice one
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl by Jonesjoe(m): 6:20am On Nov 09, 2014
Nice one
EducationUniport Releases 2014?2015 Merit Admission List!!!!!!!! by Jonesjoe(op): 10:55pm On Aug 29, 2014
uniport released their merit admission list this evening ............. you can now check on the school website to download the list. Am so happy my kid sister was offered admission finally. you can drop your name and department so i assist you check if you are unable to check yours..................GOODLUCK!
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Uniport Admission Thread by Jonesjoe(m): 5:05am On Aug 01, 2014
please fellow nairalanders i really need your help and suggestions now. am a 400 level student of uniport and trying to process my kid sister's post utme. her jamb details do not show in the school data base while trying to process her post jamb. i am confused right now and do not know if the problem of her jamb details not showing is from jamb or the school data base...............please i need fast suggestions on whatto do right now. she scored 210 in her post utme
RomanceRe: The Bottomless Pit Called FRIENDZONE by Jonesjoe(m): 9:03pm On Jan 09, 2014
Lolzzzz...........ma dear I alwaz try as hard as possible not to fall into dtz zone! I rily lost a whole lot of pretty gurlzzzz
Music/RadioRe: How To Be A Perfect Dj Just With Your Laptop by Jonesjoe(m): 10:00pm On Jan 07, 2014
Am also a DJ based in PH# I feel kool being here
RomanceRe: How To Chat Wit Babes And Avoid Being Seen As Asking Plenty Questions by Jonesjoe(op): 9:15am On Jan 04, 2014
U r on point @ sam32___________________itz rily so so so funny after u myt hav said heaven nd earth nd u get funny replies lik. '' K'
RomanceRe: How To Chat Wit Babes And Avoid Being Seen As Asking Plenty Questions by Jonesjoe(op): 10:55pm On Jan 03, 2014
Yea, most naija babes are really not kool chattin wit. Dey often leave d chats for d guy alone# while some of dem are gud at it, nd chattin wit d later is usually fun
RomanceRe: How To Chat Wit Babes And Avoid Being Seen As Asking Plenty Questions by Jonesjoe(op): 10:54pm On Jan 03, 2014
Yea, most naija babes are really not kool chattin wit. Dey often leave d chats for d guy alone# while some of dem are gud at it, nd chattin wit d later is alwaz fun
RomanceHow To Chat Wit Babes And Avoid Being Seen As Asking Plenty Questions by Jonesjoe(op): 10:11pm On Jan 03, 2014
Fellow nairalanders, I have always been challenged with the issue of chatting up the female folks without them seeing me as asking numerous questions__________ I knw it can be very boring, so I need examples of discussion lines that they won't tag as being questions#
;DFellow nairalanders, I have always been challenged with the issue of chatting up the female folks without them seeing me as asking numerous questions__________ I knw it can be very boring, so I need examples of discussion lines that they won't tag as being questions#
Technology MarketRe: new and Used Z10 S3 Bold 5 Amazing Prices by Jonesjoe(m): 7:53pm On Dec 26, 2013
Can I swap my bold 4 wit tecno phantom tab.........or for tecno phantom A? If so, how much wil I add to wit ma bold 4? Replies nided urgently
Technology MarketRe: Port-Harcourt City Phone Sale/Swap Centre by Jonesjoe(m): 7:40pm On Dec 26, 2013
In nid of tecno phantom tab......................av gat my faultless BB bold 4 and 12k for swap. Am in pH# holla me @ 07062734927 if interested
Technology MarketRe: Phantom A Forsale by Jonesjoe(m): 5:44pm On Dec 23, 2013
Is it stl available...........nd where is ur location? Ll giv u 20k cash# if nd only if d fone is stl good lukin nd void of any faultz
EducationRe: Uniport Pulled Out Of The Ongoing Strike By ASUU. by Jonesjoe(m): 12:16pm On Dec 03, 2013
I stl de observe................UNIQUE UNIPORT!!!!!!!
EducationRe: Message From ASUU President by Jonesjoe(m): 10:13pm On Sep 22, 2013
Mehn, na em be sayy dey no dee even deyy reason call offf the strike.........................tot Vice presido (d party rider) made dem intrestin offers that ll soon lead to dem callin off d strike??

I now blieve dt Nigeria as a country z a very big JOKE!

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