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Romance / Re: The Curse Of The " Ex" by jonnycheddars(m): 10:44am On Sep 05, 2013
poshdiva: Its the curse of the ex. I remember telling my ex the same thing. He would be finalizing his divorce this year after 9 months of marriage.

Be careful how you treat people and learn to take some words seriously.

WITCH!!!.......let him go. The evil you bear in your heart for him will consume you too.
Romance / Re: 250 Romantic Nicknames For Your Loved Ones by jonnycheddars(m): 4:01pm On Jul 23, 2013
tonnieblaise: 250 ke?? Most
of dem z rubbish
DEVIL,SEX MACHINE huh??...u'l
surely get a slap 4 dz ones.

maxwello.yg:

lmao no mind the girl, i also saw kitty cat, kitty, bad kitty, little monkey. Call the girls i know these and you'd see them for the last time in your life.

The ladies are supposed to call you "devil", "sex machine" and all that to make u feel like a bado which am sure you're not. A bad chic like mine doesn't mind "sex machine"
Politics / Re: 2015: Governors, Ministers, Opt For Foreign GSM Lines by jonnycheddars(m): 9:06am On Jul 23, 2013
I understood clearly all you pointed out. I simply felt i should pay attention to the sensible corrections you made. I do not bother to comment on some make believe assertion that my vocal stress pattern recording might be with MOD or DSS and they could track me even if i used my granny's phone. It is plausible if the target is expected to call a particular phone number but imagining all politicians or even the entire country(now i have a headache). I don't blame the dude,HOLLYWOOD can make you believe anything.
Politics / Re: 2015: Governors, Ministers, Opt For Foreign GSM Lines by jonnycheddars(m): 8:01am On Jul 23, 2013
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Oh my, you really do work inside the Nigerian DSS to know exactly how their technology works.

Listen up, son. Stop playing with your imaginations and yammering on cluelessly from stuff you watched on the Big screen.

You have any idea the sort of spying facility you're painting? You realize that every mobile carrier in the damn country would have to consent to it and make a lot of modifications on their infrastructure to provide access to softwares constantly scanning each call made and comparing it with the "audio sample" for a match, then recording it? You really realize how much resources a project like that would undertake and cost to run? Let's not even go into the cellular network receptiveness and poor audio. Your imaginative talent sure packs a punch.

Even the sleekiest, advanced phone spy tech at the moment (to my knowledge, the sting-ray), used by the FBI has no such "auto mode" capabilities, and heck, they still have to go through a lot of manual work, filtering/deleting data unrelated to their target.

And here you are, telling me, a country that still struggles to provide 24/7 electricity for it's citizens has a high-tech "automatic" phone spy technology in place that constantly scans every call made in the entire region, compares it to a pre-recorded audio from a target, identifies the fellow regardless the phone line in the world he uses to call a line in the country, starts recording his conversation and probably alert a superior via phone or sms "Bingo, Boss we've got new leads".

No point arguing with you. Your imaginations are hilarious enough.

You are quite right about...."lot of manual work, filtering/deleting data unrelated to their target".....its how GCHQ's Tempora is alleged to work. Phone companies are compelled via warrants to cooperate or risk some arm-twisting via policies from regulatory agencies. Forget about 24/7 electricity.....it's the populace that lacks constant power supply,the spy agencies don't. There is a program called PRISM deployed in the U.S and GALAXY deployed in Nigeria. So using foreign lines doesn't change a thing,cos global intelligence sharing is at an all time peak. If you are one of the "paste the link of your source joor" goons....pls use www.google.com....that's all!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guaranty Trust Bank: Would You Rather Work With Them? by jonnycheddars(m): 7:37am On Jun 22, 2013
.....You can't blame people for working in banks,someone has to provide those services. Its quite pathetic the working conditions most Nigerians live with.
A lot has changed about GTB,the courteousness,swift response to requests.....all gone. Its quite realistic its an age of financial upheavals globally but the burden should be evenly distributed. Staff should not go the hog alone.
Tayo Adenirokun was GTB,when he died the dream Bank died with him. I never knew him personally but he made me proud of being a GTB customer then,we walked with heads high above others. R.I.P Tayo,you'll ever be loved and missed.....

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Invited By Policemen Over N500,000 Collected From UNILAG Students by jonnycheddars(m): 6:28am On Jun 22, 2013
vizboy: then how do you know she was the one that contacted wizkid. Just because she is one of the top bloggers doesnt mean she is the one who made the contact[because she also copied and pasted it on her own blog].
jess5 and vizboy,please get married and take this arguement to the bedroom! Thank you.
Politics / Re: Toyin Hamzat Likely Killed Over Tussle For Woman - Police by jonnycheddars(m): 9:19am On Nov 22, 2012
*Ileke-IdI:


Spelling error corrected
Always seen you as one who had smart words to spit.....now you acting like a typical Eran-Oko
Politics / Re: MASSOB Abducts BZM Group Leaders by jonnycheddars(m): 2:02am On Nov 03, 2012
take dat: Sharrap. No wonder others don't regard Ibos highly. MASSOB fighting BZM, MASSOB and BZM threatening succession by mouth when actions could have done the talking for them. F*cking Dregs of Humanity
take dat: Sharrap. No wonder others don't regard Ibos highly. MASSOB fighting BZM, MASSOB and BZM threatening succession by mouth when actions could have done the talking for them. F*cking Dregs of Humanity
take dat: Sharrap. No wonder others don't regard Ibos highly. MASSOB fighting BZM, MASSOB and BZM threatening succession by mouth when actions could have done the talking for them. F*cking Dregs of Humanity
You threaten secession and not succession. Succession......in
international relations, is the
process of recognition and
acceptance of a newly created
state by other states, based on
a perceived historical
relationship the new state has
with a prior state.
Secession.... (derived from the
Latin term secessio) is the act
of withdrawing from an
organization, union, or
especially a political entity.
Threats of secession also can
be a strategy for achieving
more limited goals.
When next you embark on your jingoistic vitiation of an intellectual race like the Igbos do get a proofreading sanction of your comments.
Between us and your kind,its not hard to spot the dregs of humanity. In specie you are a retard.
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Seen/Met Your Clone? by jonnycheddars(m): 3:50pm On Oct 13, 2012
trigar12: Yea, there was guy in secondary school thats looked like me, people always mistake me for him, even till date i see strange people waving their hands at me, THAT GUY NAME IS DANIEL and am TOLA. I saw a guy this week telling me that he knows me. Hmmm
No disrespect. Ask ur parents. You'll be surprised what you can live through.
Family / Re: Woman Unknowingly Married Her Father by jonnycheddars(m): 6:37pm On Sep 22, 2012
Idango:

Any time any story doesnt affect your cost of living, just ignore it, dont comment, just go your way. After reading stories some of you will comment "how does this affect the price of whatever in the market?" The fact is you dont know what to say, so just remain quiet.
WELL SPOKEN
Family / Re: Woman Unknowingly Married Her Father by jonnycheddars(m): 6:20pm On Sep 22, 2012
anitank: Am trying to imagine myself sleeping with my dad(with diffrent sex positions), giving him a french kiss and calling him all sorts of sweet pet names embarassed ......the thought alone is very disturbing undecided undecided
Your imagining it with (with diffrent sex positions) is disturbing me right now...
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke's Convoy Kills Journalist In Abuja by jonnycheddars(m): 8:47am On Sep 15, 2012
Godogwu:

Please man just tell me in plain colors what you want to happen or what you feel is right that should happen now, the pedestrian is dead already so?

Wow! You are the first person that has asked a reasonable question. Our Presidents and government officials go abroad and their convoy maintain speed limits and stop at red lights. Back home,same drivers of these convoys drive with brazen recklessness and the "convoy master/mistress" do not caution them to drive like they do when they travel abroad. The Masters are responsible for their road kills and car crashes.
If actually the Petroleum Minister's driver ran over the late journalist(it could be so or just sensational journalism,their are two different stories) whether he was jaywalkin or not, i'm not demanding(can i do that?) she resigns. Its a tragic incident. Responsibility demands visiting the family,an apology,some compensation(that is if she hasn't already done all these) and CAUTION your drivers!. Whether outriders or car drivers,they MUST obey traffic laws. Nigerians are not barbarians!
Also,Journalists should work within the ambits of professional ethics. If getting the news is a do or die affair,i'd rather join the Army(i am not blaming the dead journalist,this is just an advice for the living).
I hope this puts a cap as to what RESPONSIBILITY is? If she feels its a moral justification to resign,..hey! Prof. Barth Nnaji did recently.
God bless Nigeria!
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke's Convoy Kills Journalist In Abuja by jonnycheddars(m): 4:35pm On Sep 14, 2012
Godogwu:

Dude, her ministerial duties have nothing to do with the driver. He was probably hired and assigned to her by the federal government.

1. Read the post again.
2. Look up subordinates and responsibility.
Thank you.
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke's Convoy Kills Journalist In Abuja by jonnycheddars(m): 4:27pm On Sep 14, 2012
ndcide:

I guess you didn't get his point. You don't resign simply because people want you to resign. in the case of George, it could be seen as security inefficiency in a government he preside over. he didn't resign nether did other security chiefs.remember his office was also a target.

I guess u both share a brain. The crux of my statement "You are responsible for the action of your subordinates". Did i ever say Ms. Alison-Madueke should resign? Gosh!
Irresponsible Nigerians. Be responsible!
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke's Convoy Kills Journalist In Abuja by jonnycheddars(m): 10:08am On Sep 14, 2012
duality:

You to like wahala.

even Mr Bush din't resign after 9/11. you think people just resign coz others feel they should?

plz don't respond coz i won't be dragged into a debate with you. just do an objective research about those who resigned and the REAL reason they resigned.

I guess its hard for you to read sentences and see sense in them. "You are responsible for the actions of your subordinates"........i didn't George Bush's subordinates bombed d WTC......wow!
Get an education.
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke's Convoy Kills Journalist In Abuja by jonnycheddars(m): 9:55am On Sep 14, 2012
Demdem:

Pick up a dictionary and first know the meaning of convoy. Am not in any mood to attend to any ignorance this morning.
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke's Convoy Kills Journalist In Abuja by jonnycheddars(m): 9:55am On Sep 14, 2012
duality:

this is not totally true. go do the research yourself.
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke's Convoy Kills Journalist In Abuja by jonnycheddars(m): 9:54am On Sep 14, 2012
Demdem:

Pick up a dictionary and first know the meaning of convoy. Am not in any mood to attend to any ignorance this morning.

Definition of convoy
noun;
a group of ships or vehicles
travelling together, typically one
accompanied by armed troops,
warships, or other vehicles for
protection.
Minister shld take a bus?.......its a question u Zap.i.n re.tar.d. Didn't ask for definition of convoy.
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke's Convoy Kills Journalist In Abuja by jonnycheddars(m): 9:47am On Sep 14, 2012
duality:

this is not totally true. go do the research yourself.
"Not totally" means their is an iota of truth in my statement? What part is true and what part is not totally true?
Irresponsible Nigerians. Be responsible!
Research?.....this is not rocket science,i guess common sense aint common. cool
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke's Convoy Kills Journalist In Abuja by jonnycheddars(m): 9:34am On Sep 14, 2012
kenlash1: Wat a pity, dis froggy eyes of a woman she has survived so many scandals and I wonder who d hell is she dt she can't be touched?
She's an Alison-Madueke. Does Rear-Admiral Alison-Madueke ring a bell?
Let's face it,in the Fiefdom of Nigeria,Feudal Lords are untouchable.......just wish the lords wld stop "touchin" the serfs. Jst being a serf is enough misery. cry

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Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke's Convoy Kills Journalist In Abuja by jonnycheddars(m): 9:27am On Sep 14, 2012
Demdem: Why must a minister even have a convoy in the first place angry angry
Minister shld take a bus? Hmmmmmm.......just like in some countries. grin
Demdem: Why must a minister even have a convoy in the first place angry angry
Minister shld take a bus? Hmmmmmm.......just like in some countries.
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke's Convoy Kills Journalist In Abuja by jonnycheddars(m): 9:21am On Sep 14, 2012
Rossikk: Does the actual driver who knocked down the person get to answer any questions?? undecided undecided

Strange how everyone's going for the minister.
In the Western World from where we imported Democracy,if the power grid collapses,the energy minister resigns. If trains derail,the transportation minister resigns. Do you know why? RESPONSIBILITY. You are responsible for the actions of your subordinates(Q.E.D)

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Religion / Re: Woman Gives Birth To Horse In Edo Church by jonnycheddars(m): 8:57am On Sep 12, 2012
a gift of zoophilia?
Politics / Re: Clifford Orji Alleged Cannibal Dies In Kirikiri Prison by jonnycheddars(m): 1:11am On Aug 20, 2012
onomeasike: the sad part of it is that,for 12 solid years this man was incacerated,this man was not proven to be a cannibal as popularly believed,all this hypocritical I-love-my-brother-for-mouth MASSOB,OHANEZE,IBO WORLD CONGRESS and all these useless tactless ibo kwenu DID NOT EVEN MAKE A CASE FOR HIS TRIAL IN A COMPETENT COURT cry cry cry,For GODSAKE,even AL-MUSTAPHA with all his alleged attrocities still had his people pleading for his trial/pardon.

SHAME ON NDIGBO!!
U SPEAK LIKE THE FOOL YOU ARE. 12 YEARS YOU COULDN'T SPEAK FOR OR AGAINST CLIFFORD ORJI. HERE YOU ARE ASKING FOR PROOF. "SI FALLA SUM" A THEORY OF PHILOSOPHY STATES THAT "IF I DOUBT I KNOW BETTER". DO YOU HAVE PROOF HE WAS NO CANNIBAL? YOU ASSUME A BELLIGERENT AIR,VILIFYING D IGBO RACE. AS MUCH AS I HATE TO SOUND ETHNOCENTRIC OR JINGOISTIC,YOUR PEOPLE STAND BY EACH OTHER(HIGHWAY ROBBERS AND FRAUDSTERS) COS YOU NEVER STAND FOR WHAT IS RIGHT. THE NIGERIAN STATE ARRESTED CLIFFORD FOR HIS "ALLEGED" CRIMES ACCORDING TO YOU. THE NIGERIAN STATE BEARS THE ONUS OF DETERMINING HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL STATE,PROSECUTING HIM AND CONSEQUENTLY RELEASING HIM OR CONTINUING HIS INCARCERATION.
WE NDIGBO DO NOT STAND BY THOSE WHO BRING SHAME AND DISREPUTE TO OUR IGBONESS,RATHER WE FEED THEM TO THE VULTURES.
Adverts / Re: DPK/AGO/PMS ALL AVAILABLE IN LAGOS!!!!! by jonnycheddars(m): 9:31pm On Aug 17, 2012
lacasera needed, 5,000MT @ 90naira per litre. deliver to storage @ fatgbems.
Politics / Re: Nairaland Politics Of Grammatical War!! by jonnycheddars(m): 8:44am On Aug 15, 2012
DICKtator:

ohhh sorry, you missed it there!!!!!
blah blah blah
grin grin grin grin
u see mr donald,mediocrity puts u on d spot. diligence and dedication in everything you do,every second of ur life makes u outstanding.....grammatical wars saves many from embarassing themselves, just like you've done.

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