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CelebritiesRe: Anita Joseph Is Getting Married This Year (Photos) by jonvalek(m): 5:04pm On Jan 07, 2018
Sometimes I wonder if a lady having a Hugh boobs and massive hips should be considered as "Endowed".
Too many flesh that'll be impossible to pass the narrow aisle to Heaven!
HealthRe: The Transformation Of This 17-Year-Old Lady Will Shock You (Photos) by jonvalek(m): 4:56pm On Jan 07, 2018
Dude she's 17. Those flaws won't be there.
GraGra247:
I don't think that kind of weight loss is possible in 2 to 3 months.

Also weight loss of this type and speed will "certainly" leave a lot of wrinkles, folds and "sagged flesh" on her stomach and upper arms. Yet her stomach looks so smooth without a single blemish.

Sometimes you take online stories with a pinch of salt. Don't believe all you read.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Was Scammed In Lagos: My 2 Weeks Experience In A Hotel by jonvalek(m): 4:43pm On Jan 07, 2018
Lol.... Ela kon wink. And so d correcter got corrected by a correction officer. What an A**hole. Guy u really know what's on my mind jare.

Finstar:
He made it clear that he isn't a good writer, why not just pass? undecided

Besides, "it's" a hotel not "its" a hotel.

Thank You.
RomanceRe: "I Lost My Virginity Due To Excessive Sports" - Young Lady Reveals. Photos by jonvalek(m): 3:45pm On Jan 07, 2018
My friend sharaaaap ur mouth there. Are u telling us now that u do more exercise than our athletes? Or u think say most of 'em don disvirgin before joining the sport? Infact if that proves true, are you now sobering bcoz u didn't get disvirgined by a Dick?
Abeg pack ya face and ya masculine figure comot for hia!
RomanceRe: "Sub Delivery Man Asked For Sex As I Visited Him I Refused, He Treated Me Badly" by jonvalek(m): 2:02pm On Jan 05, 2018
Brotherly, I think u just spoke about my past experience. U are very right bcoz June last year I did something of such. Not like I spread d cash all over d bed sha oo, it was under d pillow but some just show face small, lo and behold, as d chikala enter, na d money her winch eye first see. I knew it wld be difficult for me to enter d Congo but all things been equal, d cash just pave quick entrance for me.
Obviously both d guy and d biatch are just kids, but this girl isn't ur average girls. Na confirm OLOSHO!
RomanceRe: “My Backup Boyfriend Proposed To Me And I Said Yes, What Should I Do?” — Lady by jonvalek(m): 4:28pm On Jan 04, 2018
Girl ur future is bright! Can u imagine? Backup Boyfriend? huh
Where in the hell is that coming from? I'll bet you're preparing urself for a "Backup hubby, backup pregnancy, backup sex, even backup babies". What an A**hole!
RomanceRe: “My Backup Boyfriend Proposed To Me And I Said Yes, What Should I Do?” — Lady by jonvalek(m): 4:23pm On Jan 04, 2018
Girl ur future is bright! Can u imagine? Backup Boyfriend? huh
Where in the hell is that coming from? I'll bet you're preparing urself for a "Backup hubby, backup pregnancy, backup sex, even backup babies". What an ASS!
RomanceRe: "I Saw A Lady Cat-walking Unclad At Opebi Road Last Night" - Man Claims (photo) by jonvalek(m): 4:09pm On Jan 04, 2018
She done go bet! Money is involve ladies and gent.
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by jonvalek(m): 8:24am On Dec 22, 2017
To me, betting is like investing. It either grows or finish. With even common N500 you can make N1m using this obvious but ignorable method.
#Fund ur bet account with let's say N500
#Search for a game of 1.30 odd (my advice is go for the Over1.5, but do ur research properly or get a app tips)
#Stake ur N500 on that game
#When that game emerges victorious, u money becomes N650, so the following day, search for another 1.30 odds and stake the entire money on it.
#The 3rd day do the same and so on and so forth until when you feel like cashing out. In a month it will accumulate into N1m +

Remember, PATIENTS is the master key to this, don't be gullible. You can do it in a week and cashout ur some money or 2 weeks or patiently do it in a month if you've got guts. Remember na small money you take start am, so if you lose along the line, just assume you gave that N500 to a better and don't beat yourself over it. Always try again when you cashout early or lost early.
Also remember not to fall in the hands of fake match fixers ooo.

CelebritiesRe: Destiny Isaiah Amadi Is Dead! (Upcoming Nollywood Actor) by jonvalek(m): 1:34pm On Dec 18, 2017
Dunno him, though am not a lover of the Nollywood movies but I wish this brother perfect peace in eternity. R.I.P Bro.
RomanceRe: A Lady Rejected A Marriage Proposal For This by jonvalek(m): 11:52pm On Dec 05, 2017
I wonder why we dey reply this Telemondo related script.
Anyway, make I pretend say its real. Was I the only one who read that last statement about the girl earning 190k but spending 300k on shopping? Hmm... Dude if your guy wan lost, I would much obliged. Stubborn FLY heading to the grave with uncle Zombie inside coffin.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Airports Authority Of Nigeria Recruitment 2015 by jonvalek(m): 1:08pm On Jan 21, 2015
WA...LA! I just did mine at faannigeria.org though it wasn't easy oo. Christ! It took me years to pass through those simple process. In case u dnt knw, all filling must show GREEN colour before u can be sure u doing things rite. What was actually needed was ur CV in doc. format and passport. Ensure u rename both with ur name and surname. FINISH.

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