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EventsRe: What Is The Average Cost Of Funeral (Burial) In Nigeria And Important Checklist? by jonvalek(m): 11:06am On Aug 05, 2019
Bro I was in the same boat as you then. I just lost my dad 7days ago, and now am stuck. With no job, no money, no nothing, am in Hell. I would have dug a grave and bury him without problem, but as a man that has extended family in the village, I'll be doomed for my actions. Though have gotten the go ahead to bury him here in Lagos, but I gat no cash to do nothing. The petty 35k job am doing can't even afford a casket. Though few family members are gonna contribute but me as a 1st son now (Lost the original 1st years back), must contribute too. Please you've passed this stage and am sure your experience matters, to your knowledge, what do you rate the estimate of your fathers burial/funeral? And if money is being raised up to 350k, how would you decimate it for my Father's burial/funeral, without incurring any much debt? Please house, your opinion counts too. Thanks.

Burial/Funeral is scheduled tone 29th-30th of August 2019. Time is short for me, and your quick response would really help. I don't mind a donations to support my ministry. Thanks again my people.
EventsRe: What Is The Average Cost Of Funeral (Burial) In Nigeria And Important Checklist? by jonvalek(m): 11:02am On Aug 05, 2019
Bro I was in the same boat as you then. I just lost my dad 7days ago, and now am stuck. With no job, no money, no nothing, am in Hell. I would have dug a grave and bury him without problem, but as a man that has extended family in the village, I'll be doomed for my actions. Though have gotten the go ahead to bury him here in Lagos, but I gat no cash to do nothing. The petty 35k job am doing can't even afford a casket. Though few family members are gonna contribute but me as a 1st son now (Lost the original 1st years back), must contribute too. Please you've passed this stage and am sure your experience matters, to your knowledge, what do you rate the estimate of your fathers burial/funeral? And if money is being raised up to 350k, how would you decimate it for my Father's burial/funeral, without incurring any much debt? Please house, your opinion counts too. Thanks.

olamydey:
When I saw this topic in September... I just flipped through, had a little laugh and whispered God forbid. Unfortunately, I lost my father on Christmas day. Please can we waken this thread up, I need all the comfort and guidance as we plan his burial. cry @rocktation
SportsRe: Super Eagles To Get $95,000 Each For AFCON Win by jonvalek(m): 11:25am On Jun 24, 2019
Nonsense.....
CrimeRe: Akwa Ibom: Two Dead, Three Injured In Clash Over Love Affair by jonvalek(m): 11:23am On Jun 24, 2019
Nahhh brother. Lack of wisdom injures them, the bullets finally killed them. Jobless fools who claims to be kingkong in their villages. Such people can't go to the big cities to survive Legally, that's why they end up becoming criminals and gangbangers due to poor mentality.


oyetunder:
embarassed Idleness, shallow brains, confused minds... Youths mobilising because of a backward 'rural love' gone sour. So it is true that nobody can actually tell a brainless person not to die young because lack of wisdom kills faster than bullets.
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by jonvalek(m): 6:14pm On Jun 23, 2019
SHOW UR LOSES OGA. STOP THE DRY SNITCHING.

dammyalex92:
GIVE US A FELLOW ON TELEGRAM
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by jonvalek(m): 6:11pm On Jun 23, 2019
WIN WITH THIS WELL SETUP GAME. PLAY ACCU AND SPLIT TO YOUR CHOICE. I GUARANTEE YOU OF WINNING TONIGHT!

CrimeRe: Prophet Jacob Adegboyega Farinmade Kills, Buries Pregnant Undergraduate by jonvalek(m): 1:59pm On Jun 22, 2019
AFONJA's guy-man. cheesy
Oldie like this still dey sporadically misbehave, wey he suppose dey near God bcoz of his age. Psychological madman
FamilyRe: 41-year-old Indonesian Widower Weds 13-year-Old 3 Months After Meeting Online by jonvalek(m): 7:59pm On Jun 20, 2019
Why the babe resemble BABIE na? Abi na the extincted sex doll?
Fear grip me on this looks
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 27 Yahoo Boys & Their Girlfriends In Osogbo, Recovers 8 Exotic Cars by jonvalek(m): 7:56pm On Jun 20, 2019
Na Afonjas way na. They like Beehives that's why them like bonding and caught together. Dumb arse punks! AFONJASSSSSSS AND YAHOO na like their Arse and plastic manual WC aka Kpo!

kelvinUchiha:
Why these yahoo boys dey live together like bees?

Instead of make dem spread out...dey on a low key.

Nawa o.
CrimeRe: 8 Yahoo Boys, One Lady Arrested By EFCC In Ibadan (Photos) by jonvalek(m): 12:16am On Jun 20, 2019
Oga sharaaaaaap there jare. Show me your paddy and I go tell you your personality. It's obvious to know people of such, there's always that signal. Na ojo kokoro got the so-called innocent one's there.

futurist369:
don't be too quick to judge mofo. Who knows, there might be innocent ones among em
CrimeRe: 8 Yahoo Boys, One Lady Arrested By EFCC In Ibadan (Photos) by jonvalek(m): 12:11am On Jun 20, 2019
AFONJAS at it again. Las las na jail and miserable death dey end am. See that biatch wey dey group of men too. Smello bastards.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Kidnappers Of UBEC Chairman & Daughter, Recover Arms (Photos) by jonvalek(m): 12:05am On Jun 20, 2019
Those long long pole I dey see for dere, sé na LOCAL SNIPER RIFLE be that? Na wa oo
CrimeRe: 13-year-old Rape Victim May Never Be Able To Birth A Child by jonvalek(m): 11:58pm On Jun 19, 2019
...may never be able to birth a child. Abeg oo, isn't something wrong with this headline? OP you sure say you dey crosscheck your poo before flushing it out to the world? sad am just saying...
SportsRe: Juan Mata Signs Fresh Manchester United Contract Extension by jonvalek(m): 11:46pm On Jun 19, 2019
Stay clear from scammers
CrimeRe: Wuraola Folashade Oluloye: 67-year-old Hacks First Bank Account, Steals N16.2M by jonvalek(m): 1:11am On Jun 19, 2019
AFONJA is at it again! Scam life na there way, with juju, with fish and garri, with chewing-stick for 21st Century, with manual WC aka Npo under their bed, with 24/7 faded wrapper wearing, wey if dem wash am for stream or rivers, all the fishes, shark, dolphins, even green whales go perish for baaaaad odour and smello. Nonsense granny.
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji: "US Hospitals Will Be Missing Nigerian Pregnant Women Right Now" by jonvalek(m): 11:36pm On Jun 08, 2019
Notice me and Over sabi madam is at it again. U.S dey hungry you too, but Trump no want ur black aæss. So sit da fück down and inspire people to better this shïthole of a country or finally use dynamite take destroy am KWATA KWATA.
RomanceRe: 10 Characteristics That Make You Attractive To A Woman- You Need Just One by jonvalek(m): 11:20pm On Jun 08, 2019
Oga go tell this shït to the highschool kids jare. Women nowadays care less about all this horseshït, unless MONEY is talking. All the Omo Onile for my hood marry to beautiful women, even get Angels as concubines. Na juju dem use? Horseshït! Money full their pocket with smelling mouths and balls.
Oga.... Take your doctrines to highschool kids!
EducationRe: CMS Grammar School Celebrates 160th Anniversary, Nigeria Oldest Secondary School by jonvalek(m): 8:12am On Jun 05, 2019
Rivalry school celebrating. Hmm.... I wonder when St.Finbarr's college go celebrate too.

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