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RomanceRe: Dzifa Sweetness: Dump Any Lady Who Complains About Your Manhood by jonvalek(m): 8:26am On May 30, 2019
wunaESQ:
big or small. d most important thing is to make money
Guy are you Insane? angry Money or not, satisfying a woman in bed also follow for the ministry. If not, how come that biatch hoe muh'fvckin Rita Doomnic dey beef that brainless nigga for small joystick after all that cash he gat? huh
Ogbeni take time ooo
RomanceRe: Dzifa Sweetness: Dump Any Lady Who Complains About Your Manhood by jonvalek(m): 8:22am On May 30, 2019
shortgun:
I don't like my big dick...
it touches the WC bowl whenever I go to d toilet.
You can't wear normal boxers without it coming out from one side.
Normal comdoms will not fully cover it.
Always hitting d end of pussy.(yes cheesy pussy is not a bottomless pit, it has an end)
Can't enter fully inside pussy.
I wish it was smaller.
I was not created to satisfy any woman
I like this Nigga grin Try going for the Oloshos or Adulterous women, na them deserve that guillotine of yours as punishment. grin grin
RomanceRe: Dzifa Sweetness: Dump Any Lady Who Complains About Your Manhood by jonvalek(m): 7:28am On May 30, 2019
luminouz:
Lemme ask this...
How did u locate ur ex center of gravity?
I've seen some girls who dont have!!
Mr Oga all women have it jare angry center of gravity(Gee Spot) is located at the inner/upper most walls of the vagina. Its a rough spot though, so try using your index finger to experiment it with your wife/Gf. And don't go touching it all the time ooo because it'll leave the woman sour and you no go get sex from her in the next 6 months cool cool
RomanceRe: Dzifa Sweetness: Dump Any Lady Who Complains About Your Manhood by jonvalek(m): 7:27am On May 30, 2019
luminouz:
Lemme ask this...
How did u locate ur ex center of gravity?
I've seen some girls who dont have!!
Mr Oga all women have it jare angry center of gravity(Gee Spot) is located at the inner/upper most walls of the vagina. Its a rough spot though, so try using your index finger to experiment it with your wife/Gf. And don't go touching it all the time ooo because it'll leave the woman sour and you no go get sex from her in 6 months later. cool cool
RomanceRe: Dzifa Sweetness: Dump Any Lady Who Complains About Your Manhood by jonvalek(m): 7:20am On May 30, 2019
luminouz:
Lmaoooo...fat ass ladies are my favourite meat. N I abso-fvcking-lutely love doggy! N my dick is not 12 inches!!
My point?
Its all about ur skill set!!!
Bro are you a nitwit? The reply is for those below 5Inch. Or are you? huh
RomanceRe: Dzifa Sweetness: Dump Any Lady Who Complains About Your Manhood by jonvalek(m): 7:13am On May 30, 2019
shineeye1:
You have details of your Ex erotic experiences with her new guys from her? You and that ex are on a long tin
Ask Sister Morgan tongue E jo lo fe ro
RomanceRe: Dzifa Sweetness: Dump Any Lady Who Complains About Your Manhood by jonvalek(m): 7:10am On May 30, 2019
shineeye1:
You have details of your Ex erotic experiences with her new guys from her? You and that ex are on a long tin
E jo lo fe ro.... Ask Sister Morgan!
CrimeRe: Family Of 6 Killed In Plateau By Unknown Gunmen (Disturbing Photos) by jonvalek(m): 11:20pm On May 29, 2019
Emanuelfixed22:
See below
You mumu ooo bros. Please take the EXIT door around the corner.
CrimeRe: Family Of 6 Killed In Plateau By Unknown Gunmen (Disturbing Photos) by jonvalek(m): 11:18pm On May 29, 2019
ElNero:
Somebody should please interpret what the man said in fulfulde "hurut mu hille''
It means "Your time is up Traitors"! So am not so sure about this information the OP is passing. Traitors? huh
RomanceRe: Dzifa Sweetness: Dump Any Lady Who Complains About Your Manhood by jonvalek(m): 11:04pm On May 29, 2019
I literally know of a dude with a 12Inch size who's dating a girl I'd banged before, up until yesterday she still misses me because my Joystick knows the road to her center of gravity. And am only 6Inch (If not 5.5 sef huh). My point is, she mocks her dude for having a massive stick that shrinks half way and hails my endurance for giving her multiple orgasm. My pointer to all my guys with average/small joystick is know what arouses her and work on that, go for sucking the hell out of her and find the G.... Avoid doggy most of the time because it drops off and please and please, avoid Fat Arse Ladies, because their arse go drop your confidence. Most importantly feel confidence by imaging you have a 6Inch and above Joystick, believe me, it helps.
TravelRe: Girl, 15, Among Four Migrants Found Hidden Inside Car Dashboards And Engines by jonvalek(m): 6:38am On May 26, 2019
jahstrag:
Edo girls going to Europe for prostitution
You are a Glorified Idiot! Did you read the post or did you just skim through it?Your mumu really don done!
PoliticsRe: Officers Killed In Borno Buried By Nigerian Army by jonvalek(m): 7:40am On May 16, 2019
All this news sef... They said "He and 2 other soldiers" but am seeing 5+ coffins. Abi dem bury wounded soldiers wey no die join dem? Funny!
CrimeRe: Bribe-taking soldiers shoot man dead in Edo (Graphic) by jonvalek(m): 7:24am On May 16, 2019
I think there's something corny about this info. It looks like a bike accident to me, sort of over speeding or something. Please, YOU with a detective eye-sights, can you fathom with me why is there a crashed bike at the corner of the last pix? And to further portress my evidence, can anyone explain the scratched floor along the lane between the victim and bike? Am just say, that's all.

SportsRe: Manchester United Confirm Ander Herrera Exit, Fans React (Photos) by jonvalek(m): 6:47pm On May 11, 2019
enemyofprogress:
Herrera will forever remain the best goalkeeper Manchester United ever had
Uncle you well like this? huh
Goalie? huh Well dem go tell una say suffree for Garri, na go say person dey envy una. See now, o lo gbon.
SportsRe: Manchester United Confirm Ander Herrera Exit, Fans React (Photos) by jonvalek(m): 6:46pm On May 11, 2019
Uncle you well like this? huh
Goalie? huh Well dem go tell una say suffree for Garri, na go say person dey envy una. See now, o lo gbon.
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw, Shan George And Empress Njamah Throwback Photo by jonvalek(m): 12:27pm On Apr 25, 2019
Shan George you mean to say uh?
driand:
cool

When they were learners, of all three Katy had the biggest hit...

One of the others is just another random olosho! grin
EducationRe: Why You Shouldn't Send A Minor Abroad To Study On Her Own - Nigerian Lady by jonvalek(m): 2:21pm On Apr 21, 2019
I just dey laff this mumu with my doggish open teeth! Bobo to the core! Laff wan burst my anus here! HAHAHAHAHAHA

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by jonvalek(m): 12:46pm On Dec 02, 2018
Have got an Android app that gives sure 2.20 to 4.00 odds daily. Hit me on cruxvalek@gmail.com
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by jonvalek(m): 12:36pm On Dec 02, 2018
Bookie name

keandre:
12 & 0v 1.5 z6kvpljj
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by jonvalek(m): 12:34pm On Dec 02, 2018
Bookie name?
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by jonvalek(m): 12:32pm On Dec 02, 2018
Guys una no reason that Sportybet optional selection thing? As in if u carry 10 games, and u option nam say 8 fit come out, if e truly happen u go win. Problem is the money go small wella. Meaning that if d 10 games come out, na d 8 games u option dem go pay u, if its N1000, u fit get N1500. Its so fvcking not right. E don happen to una?
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by jonvalek(m): 12:25pm On Dec 02, 2018
Bro which bookmaker ticket be that 800k wey u post? Thanx

bolt000:
Thanks
SportsRe: Time To Expose Bet9ja Virtual Machine Game And Start Winning by jonvalek(m): 5:04pm On Nov 24, 2018
Nonsense! This one just dey learn blogging. Auf Wiedersehen on ur ventures.
FashionRe: Blackfishing: The new trend of White People Trying To look Black by jonvalek(m): 7:47pm On Nov 20, 2018
STORY FOR THE gods! Yet our foolish black brat go dey bleach 'emselves and smell on top am. Yuk!
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by jonvalek(m): 5:30pm On Nov 09, 2018
09/11/2018 HIGH ODD GAMES THAT WON'T MISS![color=#000099]
Morocco Premier
HUSSAIN AGADIR vs OLYMPIQUE SAFI
UNDER 2.5 GOALS

South Africa Premier
MARITZBURG UNITED vs HIGHLANDS PARK
2-4 GOALS

Argentina League C
CLUB LÚJAN vs VICTORIANO ARENAS
UNDER 2.5 GOALS

France National
RODERZ AF vs US QUEVILLY
2-3 GOALS

France Ligue 2
RED STAR vs BEZIERS
2-4 GOALS

Three of these games has been certified 100% sure. Only that Argentina game seems corny, Play it safe as UNDER 3.5 GOALS or 1-3 GOALS in the match. If you've got enough cash, stake them high on double and triple accumulation. I never miss, that's why am known as KILLSHOT!

Reach me on CRUXVALEK@GMAIL.COM[/color]
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by jonvalek(m): 5:27pm On Nov 09, 2018
09/11/2018
Morocco Premier
HUSSAIN AGADIR vs OLYMPIQUE SAFI
UNDER 2.5 GOALS

South Africa Premier
MARITZBURG UNITED vs HIGHLANDS PARK
2-4 GOALS

Argentina League C
CLUB LÚJAN vs VICTORIANO ARENAS
UNDER 2.5 GOALS

France National
RODERZ AF vs US QUEVILLY
2-3 GOALS

France Ligue 2
RED STAR vs BEZIERS
2-4 GOALS

Three of these games has been certified 100% sure. Only that Argentina game seems corny, Play it safe as UNDER 3.5 GOALS or 1-3 GOALS in the match. If you've got enough cash, stake them high on double and triple accumulation. I never miss, that's why am known as KILLSHOT!

Reach me on CRUXVALEK@GMAIL.COM
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by jonvalek(m): 9:02pm On Nov 02, 2018
Late hour games. Multi-Goals in match
Bolivia
SAN JOSE 3-5 Goals

Brazil
PONTE PRETE 2-3 Goals
VILA NOVA 2-3 Goals

Italy
HELLAS VERONA 2-3 Goals

Spain
ALBACETE 2-4 Goals

Portugal
BENFICA 2-4 Goals

Chile
O'HIGGINS 2-4 Goals

Argentina
BELGRANO 1-3 Goals

Paraguay
GENERAL DIAZ 2-4 Goals

98% Guarantee but no Warrantee!
cruxvalek@gmail.com
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by jonvalek(m): 3:56pm On Oct 31, 2018
KABOOOOOM! 4.70 Odds WINNER.

jonvalek:
India- NEROCA 1X & Under 3.5
Kazakhstan- KAIRAT ALMATY 12 & Over 1.5
Armenia- PYUNIK 2X & Under 3.5

Na early morning game ooo

cruxvalek@gmail.com
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by jonvalek(m): 1:17am On Oct 31, 2018
India- NEROCA 1X & Under 3.5
Kazakhstan- KAIRAT ALMATY 12 & Over 1.5
Armenia- PYUNIK 2X & Under 3.5

Na early morning game ooo

cruxvalek@gmail.com

neutralmind:
I need games this morning. Anything from 1.5 to 2 odds this morning. If uve got kindly drop.

Ur effort will be rewarded

Thanks
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by jonvalek(m): 1:15am On Oct 31, 2018
India- NEROCA 1X & Under 3.5
Kazakhstan- KAIRAT ALMATY 12 & Over 1.5
Armenia- PYUNIK 2X & Under 3.5

Na early morning game ooo

cruxvalek@gmail.com
BusinessRe: My Best Facebook Software And Tricks For Marketing by jonvalek(m): 1:34pm On Oct 28, 2018
Instantly interested
EducationRe: Why Are School Children Not Repeating Classes Again? by jonvalek(m): 12:17am On Oct 25, 2018
Aditii:
Is that not progress? Does that not show that children are getting smarter? So to you, the number of times a child repeats depicts quality education? You Africans and your sickening backwards mentality. Spits!
Oga pipe down jare. What the dude meant was, how is it possible that if in a class of 100 kids, how come all of 'em passed? Who's 1st and who's 100th? Are you telling us now that a kid that came 100th in class should be promoted? Mr. Oga, even in the western, eastern or even European world today, kids still fail and repeat classes. If your understanding of an entire children in a school, non is failing, means that there is an improvement, then you really need a shellarking. Only bushman Nigerian thinks like this, and you can only find situations like this in Naija. T.I.N (This Is Nigeria)!

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