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RomanceRe: Why Do Women Always Claim They Have Been Used And Dumped Once A Guy Leaves Them? by Jonzingmaster(m): 11:42am On Nov 18, 2014
Sophyrocks:
Honestly, before i started dating i used to hear a lot of all these sob stories from females. And then i wonder and ask 'why all these sob stories'? Is it that guys are this horrible? With time as i started dating and getting to know men, ive come to understand that a guy cannot use and dump you unless you allow him to. Its all about maintaining your standards as a lady and avoiding situations where you compromise your moral values to please a guy. guys will not force you to do what you dnt want to do. So really, all these sob stories of use and dump can be minimised if only ladies know what they want, try nnot to always use their emotions to make decisions, have standards and stick to it. Guys cannot be all that bad and horrible.
Chai! NNE I owe you a kiss for this assertion..
TV/MoviesRe: Some Of The World's Most Touching Movies. by Jonzingmaster(m): 7:11am On Nov 16, 2014
Facing the giants nko?
Like the stars on the earth nko?
RomanceRe: How To Tell If Someone Is Playing Hard To Get Or Just Not Interested? by Jonzingmaster(m): 6:00pm On Nov 14, 2014
. This space is not for sale

BEWARE OF 419ers
PoliticsRe: Fashola Takes A Selfie While Tinubu Delivers A Speech by Jonzingmaster(m): 3:32pm On Nov 14, 2014
alabiyemmy:
him own phone camera dey front?
Some peeps are just too naive for my liking.
PoliticsRe: Breaking! Economic Activities Crippled In Anambra As Fuel Price Rise To ¥250 by Jonzingmaster(m): 4:34am On Oct 24, 2014
Arch1:
Igbos are anathema to paying tax. Aba women riot of 1912 comes to mind shockedshocked
ITI MPATAKA
CelebritiesRe: Happy 28th Birthday To Phyno (Rapper) by Jonzingmaster(m): 4:40pm On Oct 09, 2014
HBD...PHYNO FINO...dis guy jst dey murda me with his lyrics and rhymes...#yayo#..Icho okwu na uka..Agam ebuyi gi afia without receipt..
AdvertsRe: Cheap MTN Data!!! #1200 For 1GB by Jonzingmaster(m): 10:13am On Oct 02, 2014
Thanks for keeping ur word...with people like u,Nigeria will be a better place in no distant time!
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Write Letter To Streets In Palmgroove (See Letter) by Jonzingmaster(m): 9:50am On Sep 13, 2014
This was DERICO NWA MAMA pattern...then Onitsha was no-go area.
TV/MoviesRe: Which Nigerian Actor Or Actress Can Win An Oscar by Jonzingmaster(m): 4:43pm On Sep 07, 2014
biko nobody will win oscar...we still nid him at chelsea...OSCAR IS NOT FOR SALE.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (3 - 6) On 30th August 2014 by Jonzingmaster(m): 7:40pm On Aug 30, 2014
FESTIVAL OF GOALS....UP BLUES
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (3 - 6) On 30th August 2014 by Jonzingmaster(m): 5:35pm On Aug 30, 2014
hahahahahahaha.....#rolling inside gutter#
Science/TechnologyRe: Teenagers Launch Locally-made Rocket In Imo, Causing Confusion by Jonzingmaster(m): 12:27am On Oct 10, 2013
umuaka nwere brain di oku...nt ndi ara no n' ugwu.......ndi igbo is already testing their nukes in preparation of 2015......ihe ga eme oooooo...
PoliticsRe: US Report Cautions Nigeria Of Civil War by Jonzingmaster(m): 2:11pm On Jul 21, 2013
we are not going anywhere.....NIGERIA FOR LIFE......
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If You Fell In Love With A Cultist? by Jonzingmaster(m): 1:09pm On May 29, 2013
first thing to do....buy a nice casket IN-CASE....
secondly......(ask tonto dike)
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by Jonzingmaster(m): 11:02pm On May 16, 2013
NO....are you a sex addict?
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Was Planning To Declare Their Own Country - Tukur by Jonzingmaster(m): 10:31pm On May 16, 2013
I LOVE THIS GOD FORSAKING COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA......KILL ALL THAT WISH TO SECEDE....
Foreign AffairsRe: Sperm Selling Business Booming In Ghana by Jonzingmaster(m): 2:11pm On Mar 17, 2013
OMG!!!!and am here wasting my own...gods forbid!...am on next flight to GHANA
EducationRe: Started ICAN In SS3, Bags First-Class At 20 by Jonzingmaster(m): 4:30pm On Mar 14, 2013
NEMO DAT QUOD NON HABET
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve & Karen Igho: Worst Dressed Celebrities At AMVCA 2013 by Jonzingmaster(m): 11:20am On Mar 11, 2013
ogugua88: [size=13pt]I actually don't see anything wrong with Genevieve's dress. People hate it because it wasn't Halle Berry or Jennifer Lopez that wore it. The same people who condemn Genevieve's dress have praised Halle Berry's see-through dress and Rihanna's semi-unclad poses. We continually find every reason possible to hate our own stars and have no problem defending westerners, even when they're wrong.[/size]
NNE,U SAID IT ALL....INFACT I OWE U ONE BOTTLE OF LIMCA FOR DIS STATEMENT
PoliticsRe: Top 10 People That Need To Shut-up In 2013 by Jonzingmaster(m): 12:46pm On Jan 10, 2013
WHAT OF TONTO DIKEHhuhhuhhuh#just passing#
CultureRe: Django Unchained = Inappropriate And Awkward? by Jonzingmaster(m): 1:34pm On Jan 08, 2013
am watching it now....#drinking tea and beans#
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Stitches Goal Stats On Boots! by Jonzingmaster(m): 3:18pm On Jan 07, 2013
CR7....u will cry again 2nite#####AM IN MY PRIVATE JET GOING TO ZURICH####am also learning another azonto steps cuz me nd MESSI will dance it after he don lift his 4TH BALLON D'OR
Jokes EtcRib Cracker by Jonzingmaster(op): 6:19pm On Oct 09, 2012
Mother-in-law shouted; My son must
listen to me and obey my instructions,
unless, he did not suck this breast of
mine for more than a year.
Daughter-in-law replied; Mama, that
was over 40 years ago. You must
realise that it is my breast he now
sucks. He has sucked it for more than
5 years and he
is still sucking.
Mother-in-Law fired back; I carried
him for 9months.
Daughter-In-Law replied; He was only
3.5KG then, wasn't he?. so what's the
big deal?.
I carry him every night, he is now 90
KG!
hahahahahah....lolz..
PoliticsRe: Awolowo's Daughter To Achebe: We Are Disappointed by Jonzingmaster(m): 11:36am On Oct 07, 2012
my scholar"ACHEBE"...JAH WILL CONTINUE TO BLESS UR RASTA SOUL...SELAH!!!!
PoliticsHon.patrick Obahiagbon Speaks On Nigeria@52 by Jonzingmaster(op): 6:14am On Oct 03, 2012
As we celebrate our flag and
shambolic autarky at 52, we must
realise that Nigeria is still more of a
geographic contrivance as has been
rightly posited by Chief Obafemi
Awolowo. Not with our centrifugal
excrescences preponderating over
our centripetal proclivities.
It’s a matter for mental pabulum that
we are daily drifting into our ethnic
cocoons. We still remain one country
with disparate ethnic agendas and I
can say it for the umpteenth time
again that we must sit down in a
sovereign national colloquy to
discuss the basis for our nationhood.
Anything short of this is just vacuous
scahiamachy.”
God Bless Nigeria!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Is Ronaldinho Dead? by Jonzingmaster(m): 8:03pm On Sep 02, 2012
its rumour
SportsRe: Usain Bolt Wins Gold In Men's 100m At 2012 Olympics by Jonzingmaster(m): 1:53am On Aug 06, 2012
Emylexray: Imagine Usain Bolt is your father, and you are trying to run away from his beating!!!...
he go beat kolomental ente ur body
SportsRe: Usain Bolt Wins Gold In Men's 100m At 2012 Olympics by Jonzingmaster(m): 1:49am On Aug 06, 2012
bin gbagbo: jamaicans are mainly west africans taken through the transatlantic slave trade, some from 9ja, ghana, mali etc. . .so the lijkes of blake, bolt, powell are all west afrìcans!
please dòwnload and play "african" by peter tosh.
JAH bless ur soul for quoting his prophet
Jokes EtcBalotelli Vs Zidane by Jonzingmaster(op): 9:47am On Jul 11, 2012
imagine who will win dis fight?

Jokes EtcRe: Breaking News by Jonzingmaster(op): 11:30pm On Jul 10, 2012
nikkyshyne: O boy, you need to take your pills undecided
nikky,my luv....a kiss frm u..will definitely cure me grin
nikkyshyne: O boy, you need to take your pills undecided
nikky,my luv....a kiss frm u..will definitely cure me
Jokes EtcBreaking News by Jonzingmaster(op): 11:12pm On Jul 10, 2012
A bomb just exploded in jos again..
.
.this
time
in
a



cemetery!
Everydead body ran out of their graves but no casualties was recorded.The Commissioner of police has asked all the occupancy of the cemetery to return to their graves and go about their normal spiritual affairs without fear of more explosions because the police will always protect their lives and properties.....

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