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Sophyrocks:Chai! NNE I owe you a kiss for this assertion.. |
Facing the giants nko? Like the stars on the earth nko? |
. This space is not for sale BEWARE OF 419ers |
alabiyemmy:Some peeps are just too naive for my liking. |
Arch1:ITI MPATAKA |
HBD...PHYNO FINO...dis guy jst dey murda me with his lyrics and rhymes...#yayo#..Icho okwu na uka..Agam ebuyi gi afia without receipt.. |
Thanks for keeping ur word...with people like u,Nigeria will be a better place in no distant time! |
This was DERICO NWA MAMA pattern...then Onitsha was no-go area. |
biko nobody will win oscar...we still nid him at chelsea...OSCAR IS NOT FOR SALE. |
FESTIVAL OF GOALS....UP BLUES |
hahahahahahaha.....#rolling inside gutter# |
umuaka nwere brain di oku...nt ndi ara no n' ugwu.......ndi igbo is already testing their nukes in preparation of 2015......ihe ga eme oooooo... |
we are not going anywhere.....NIGERIA FOR LIFE...... |
first thing to do....buy a nice casket IN-CASE.... secondly......(ask tonto dike) |
NO....are you a sex addict? |
I LOVE THIS GOD FORSAKING COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA......KILL ALL THAT WISH TO SECEDE.... |
OMG!!!!and am here wasting my own...gods forbid!...am on next flight to GHANA |
NEMO DAT QUOD NON HABET |
ogugua88: [size=13pt]I actually don't see anything wrong with Genevieve's dress. People hate it because it wasn't Halle Berry or Jennifer Lopez that wore it. The same people who condemn Genevieve's dress have praised Halle Berry's see-through dress and Rihanna's semi-unclad poses. We continually find every reason possible to hate our own stars and have no problem defending westerners, even when they're wrong.[/size]NNE,U SAID IT ALL....INFACT I OWE U ONE BOTTLE OF LIMCA FOR DIS STATEMENT |
WHAT OF TONTO DIKEH ![]() ![]() #just passing# |
am watching it now....#drinking tea and beans# |
CR7....u will cry again 2nite#####AM IN MY PRIVATE JET GOING TO ZURICH####am also learning another azonto steps cuz me nd MESSI will dance it after he don lift his 4TH BALLON D'OR |
Mother-in-law shouted; My son must listen to me and obey my instructions, unless, he did not suck this breast of mine for more than a year. Daughter-in-law replied; Mama, that was over 40 years ago. You must realise that it is my breast he now sucks. He has sucked it for more than 5 years and he is still sucking. Mother-in-Law fired back; I carried him for 9months. Daughter-In-Law replied; He was only 3.5KG then, wasn't he?. so what's the big deal?. I carry him every night, he is now 90 KG! hahahahahah....lolz.. |
my scholar"ACHEBE"...JAH WILL CONTINUE TO BLESS UR RASTA SOUL...SELAH!!!! |
As we celebrate our flag and shambolic autarky at 52, we must realise that Nigeria is still more of a geographic contrivance as has been rightly posited by Chief Obafemi Awolowo. Not with our centrifugal excrescences preponderating over our centripetal proclivities. It’s a matter for mental pabulum that we are daily drifting into our ethnic cocoons. We still remain one country with disparate ethnic agendas and I can say it for the umpteenth time again that we must sit down in a sovereign national colloquy to discuss the basis for our nationhood. Anything short of this is just vacuous scahiamachy.” God Bless Nigeria!!! |
its rumour |
Emylexray: Imagine Usain Bolt is your father, and you are trying to run away from his beating!!!...he go beat kolomental ente ur body |
bin gbagbo: jamaicans are mainly west africans taken through the transatlantic slave trade, some from 9ja, ghana, mali etc. . .so the lijkes of blake, bolt, powell are all west afrìcans!JAH bless ur soul for quoting his prophet |
imagine who will win dis fight?
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nikkyshyne: O boy, you need to take your pillsnikky,my luv....a kiss frm u..will definitely cure me ![]() nikkyshyne: O boy, you need to take your pillsnikky,my luv....a kiss frm u..will definitely cure me |
A bomb just exploded in jos again.. . .this time in a cemetery! Everydead body ran out of their graves but no casualties was recorded.The Commissioner of police has asked all the occupancy of the cemetery to return to their graves and go about their normal spiritual affairs without fear of more explosions because the police will always protect their lives and properties..... |


