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HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 4:08pm On Apr 24, 2018
vicky9ice:
Present ma'am
Thanks for responding sis. I know you are in good health. Take care
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 11:16am On Apr 24, 2018
jumy16:
present me...We'r moving forward.. everybody is craving for food mine is water ooooooo, every minute is h20, hope its OK sha
you are on point sis.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 11:16am On Apr 24, 2018
whyworryPH:
Are u trying to use statesmanship to sway our cool supporter? Ejo, leave her alone ni. She has declared who she is for tongue

The fight is just starting and you are already trying to win with emotions. E no go work lai lai. angry
warefa
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 10:51am On Apr 24, 2018
Goldenheart002 i heart you so much no homo
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 10:50am On Apr 24, 2018
zaynie:
I see Whyworry with the sweet in her mouth. Shortie mama grin
Vannywealth is at the front, this your blue hair na to die for grin
Blessediva is second in line, you go borrow me the glass o cheesy and this your leggings sef. I get party this weekend to rock am kiss
The next is Xzandy grin grin grin ShipJumper..... angry
i haff laff sikata for ground, WhyworryPH is the one with the white spectacles
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 10:46am On Apr 24, 2018
zaynie:
Ma and my teamies.



We fresh and fierce kiss kiss kiss
we dope like dat, we don't do things locally.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 10:44am On Apr 24, 2018
Goldenheart002:
Group photo yin ti ready............don't bother paying, I'm nice like dat grin grin
One carton of beer for you mama

September and November, chaiii, na you be this. No wonder u dey behave like omo ibadan
Na ayabadamilola dey front followed by November piping VannywealthDesi WhyworryPH blesseddiva

HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 7:51pm On Apr 23, 2018
whyworryPH:
Oh wonderful mama. Thank you for supporting us. I heard team October are already having emergency meetings behind closed doors on how to come up against us.

Little do they know that we are growing in leaps and bounds.
Please give them more boobs flip on my behalf wink
I can see! E dey show for Una body
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 7:29pm On Apr 23, 2018
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 6:44pm On Apr 23, 2018
StrongWoman333:
Mama's good evening please I have an issue bothering me I believe this thread is not just pregnancy talk alone but a place where problems are shared and solved.
Now lemme go straight to the point. I am from the South South while the husband I married is from another geo political zone(wont mention to avoid tribal rants or insult) well after marriage' I relocated to his hometown though in the city not his village or even local government o grin. Here' I have no friends (my choice) the only friends I have are my co workers, vendors and anonymous nairalanders grin. It happened that my mum in law came to spend 2 weeks with me recently since we got married, this is her first visit. Well by God's grace I treated her well thNk God I love cooking she didn't go hungry at all even with my condition, I wake up early to prepare I, hubby and her own food in the flask while me and hubby take ours to work. I even have to boil hot water for her to bathe on my gas every morning before I go to work and so many other things I did with joy just for her to feel comfortable cos I take her as my mum as well.
Anyways she went back to the village today and this evening, my landlady saw me and asked after her I told her she left this morning. My landlady was like ah she thought she came to stay with us till I put to bed? I said no maam. She said happily that ah thank God o grin grin grin I said why MA? she said you need to rest na that since my mum in-law came that I have not rested that I am always in the kitchen that she was even discussing it with one of her friends the other day. And that it is not even good that it would have been better she come and help when I deliver not now.
She also said my mum in law is only pretending that she only came to monitor me shocked that I should always be prayerful that people from that side only pretend to carry bible but they worship something else etc
Mama's afraid is catching me after the whole discussion I entered inside, started praying and anointing everywhere. embarassed Please I hope I am not over reacting cos of what my landlady said? undecided

I understand her plight though she has been TTC for years only God knows what she has passed through in her husband people's hands I believed she is just giving me motherly advice. She said I should not trust anyone that while my husband and the mum speak their dialect, I won't understand and my husband won't tell me all they discuss that I should just be prayerful. Please mama's I'm a novice here o I'm still young in marriage please o advice me afraid is catching me angry

Sorry for the long epistle please try not to quote. Thanks
My own view and opinion.
People don't like a peaceful and settled environment and that is why your landlady will come and say such nasty things about your MIL and her tribe.
As a person, i deal with individuals and not tribe. This is not a tribe thing cos even we yoruba (and even other tribes) still segregate within ourselves and dat is why parents will tell you not to marry from a particular state even within their tribe.
Ask yourself these questions
* During courtship, what was your MIL's behaviour towards you.
* During her stay, did you notice anything off about her?
* What a your husband's stance towards his mum. Like how he treats her?

If you can sincerely say in your heart without any unfounded investigation that your MIL has clean hands, then there's no cause for alarm cos a troublesome mil would have shown you pepper during that two weeks stay, it's either she complains of unevenly cooked rice or not enough salt in soup, you would have definitely seen some signs

Please don't allow the devil In your heart. Pray to God to reveal the kind of person she is to you. Pray with a an unbiased mind and remove FEAR.

TAKE CARE!
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 6:32pm On Apr 23, 2018
Aitee1:
Good evening waddling mamas and my dear October teamie please I need help on how to tackle this, I don't poo daily sometimes it's once in 3days like right now the last time was Saturday, it's star apple that used to help soften my system when I eat much but right now that kind fruit has gone extinct, and most other acidic fruits like orange disturbs me, cucumber is the only fruit that I take without problem but I doubt if it can help so please I need una help, thanks in anticipation!
Watermelons sis, watermelons to the rescue. During my first pregnancy, i buy watermelons, divide into 8 and refrigerate, so i take it first thing in the morning before eating. Then i poo freely.
Pls don't eat at night cos frequent urinations won't allow you enjoy your sleep.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 4:38pm On Apr 23, 2018
Weekly Roll Call (pls respond)

Take it or leave it, we are the GIANT OF THIS THREAD.

How Una dey. We have all official said our goodbyes to first trimester.

How Una dey.

TEAM OCTOBER 2018
1. joomie ........................... 01
2. Fabmummy
3. Tinutunde
4. giftedofgod ................... 31
5. Rukkington .................... 06
6. Enkaylala2
7. BeeBlossoms
8. LEEMAH50 ......................01
9. gudbadgal ...................... 25
10. HeroesMum ................. 02
11. Chinyeresandra
12. jumy16
13. vicky9ice ........................12
14. gracewealth007
15. Topmid
16. Liftedhands
17. Zaynie ............................. 25
18. Aitee1.............................. 25
19. ngsoundz ....................... 13
20. bayobabe ........................14
21.Tabsy
22. Funmi2510
23. amypearl ..........................05

We are now in week 17, 16, 15, 14, 13

Peepers, please come out and register.
It shall all end in praise.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 4:30pm On Apr 23, 2018
whyworryPH:
No mama, the time has not come for you to be bothered. By the time we are done, you won't just be bothered but asking to join us too wink
Join you for where. When you wake up for your dream, come let's talk. Join kor, joiner ni
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 4:26pm On Apr 23, 2018
ayabadamilola:
Just a moment to gush on my sugar berry...the sugar in my tea...the dodo on my rice...my chocolatey goodness!
Thanks for all the nice things you do.
Thanks for being my aproko partner.
Thanks for putting up with my trouble (Yes I'm troublesome, coman beat me tongue
Thanks for being the most patient man.
Thanks for being a good daddy to Lala (sometimes we joke that he should have been the mommy sef, he's nice like that).
Thanks for choosing this stubborn Ekiti girl....he wee just look look and ignore me tongue
Thanks for covering up for me during times when I'm lazy/tired/sick/or just plain meh.
Thank you! Thank you!! Thank you!!! Ayaba loves you now, forever and a day more!
#husbandappreciationday
Coman appreciate DH here and let their head swellsmiley
So you are Ekiti and you are tackling your fellow countrywoman like me. Issorait.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 4:04pm On Apr 23, 2018
Blesseddiva
WhyworryPH
VannywealthDesi

I just dey look Una dey shake my head
Not worry, na we go laff last
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 10:50am On Apr 23, 2018
ayabadamilola:
No make me tear pata for you o tongue
yeh! Awon pata gigan
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 10:50am On Apr 23, 2018
VannywealthDesi:
Woh! I no sabi upload the gig I been wan use. undecided
U no fit sabi
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 10:50am On Apr 23, 2018
BlessedDiva:
More trouble for mama Zaynie cheesy cheesy



Double wahala for mama Joomie tongue tongue
You ehn,
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 10:08am On Apr 23, 2018
Xzandy:
Cc Team October embarassed

I miscalculated earlier, I am now officially team November

EDD Nov 19
Just entered week 10 today grin

Am I the only one thanking God for resumption grin?
Sooooo, this is what November ppl have been planning. Una don dey meet under plantain trees for night abi. Issorait. Kontinu. God will see us. Snatching my team mate in ojukoroju.

I refuse to be bothered.

HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 10:27pm On Apr 21, 2018
ayabadamilola:
Me ke? Trouble seeker?! Only me na thugs! I get goons in high places, ask zaynie
Bring it on.�
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 10:26pm On Apr 21, 2018
BlessedDiva:
cheesy cheesy cheesy I like this mama
Why won't you like her�, awon seeker ati confessor
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:01pm On Apr 21, 2018
whyworryPH:
U wan make September and November join hands finish October? E go result to world war III

And stop picking race trouble seeker. Face us like equals angry angry
And that goes for you too, Joomie

HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 7:48pm On Apr 21, 2018
whyworryPH:
Lol. you really take the cake when it comes to looking for trouble. Na you be the Legend of the seeker according to Joomie.

By the way, why is it that you and your cappo only appear once in a blue moon these days? U sure say MS still no dey worry una?
We don't make noise Kwa. Na action things we dey
zaynie:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
MS? What does it mean? What does it feel like? tongue
help me ask her ooo
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 6:53pm On Apr 21, 2018
zaynie:
Coughs......
Secretly gives her thumbs-up kiss
that's my teamie
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 6:48pm On Apr 21, 2018
FloraEC:
How're did you flip the boobs, if I remove my bra na cry I dey cry. I even wear it to sleep sometimes
Boobs go bow when they see senior na
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 6:47pm On Apr 21, 2018
ayabadamilola:
All these October mouth makers sef, hope say you remember September comes first? Just a quick reminder...*hair and boob flip*

In other news, French toast is baest! I have stale bread which I didn't want to waste, that's how I google what to do with it o. I've almost finished 1 loaf! Try it out wink
You aff want to join the legend of the trouble seekers abi
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 7:15am On Apr 21, 2018
zeezaa:
Team September this is the first roll call so please answer so others peepers will come out of their hiding places

Tatacherie...............EDD?

Haleematm.............EDD Sept 30th

Gracygem100.............EDD Sept 4th

zeezaa...................EDD Sept 17th

Ayabadamilola..............EDD?

Unique Team of the year we are now in the second trimester let us put more calcium in our diet and build our PCV so as nt to have any problems
Team September, a big Congratulations on your first Roll call! Wish you many more to come grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:19pm On Apr 20, 2018
Xzandy:
Hi Mamas, I followed this thread silently during my first missionary journey grin right now I want to register as a full member #Team October
Welcome mama to our team October 2018. There are only two teams on this thread, team October and others.


To whom it may concern, please argue with your keyboard cool
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:09pm On Apr 20, 2018
ahnie:
please forgive me...twas a mistake,wud modify later
cc joomie
thumbs up
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 5:44pm On Apr 18, 2018
ahnie:
God rest her soul.....pls take heart!
Anty Ahnie abeg no be me loose person oooo. My mama still dey kampe. I'll appreciate if you delete the post.
glamk, accept my sympathy ooo.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 9:45pm On Apr 17, 2018
whyworryPH:
Chai! (in Patience Jonathan voice). I was warned about food aversion and I was busy praying for it.

My people, see as my mouth heavy now. Food hardly makes sense for my mouth although I'm not spitting.

I woke up worried that I no longer feel the stretching I used to feel in my early weeks and the sore breast. I was scared until I read that since its my second pregnancy, the babies have enough space already expanded which is why I don't feel the stretching again.

Anyway, I repent for asking for food aversion. Abeg, I want my taste bud back!

I know it's my "enemies" (team October) with that their midnight prayer that is causing this.

Lord please have mercy on me. I don't have interest in anything as it stands.
Pele o, we never start, you don dey see stars. Don't dare team October.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 9:17pm On Apr 17, 2018
comtem2011:
That's just one thing about govt hospitals, you will have a specialist to attend to you in case of emergency. But some of these our private hospitals, its nurses that will be on ground. Auxilliary nurse for that matter, I can never forget what I went through last year July when I had miscarriage. I am only alive today just by God's Grace.

Though my current antenatal is with a private hospital, but I am giving birth @ teaching hospital, God help me.
yes o. Government hospital all the way

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