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HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:44pm On Aug 09, 2018
Liftedhands:
lol yes really. The owner of the spot has taken it since.
issorait. Nice doing business with you.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:43pm On Aug 09, 2018
ladyP30:
present cappo we are doing fine,finally did scan yesterday but d baby no cooperate oh so I did not get to see the gender the baby no gree open leg hopefully next month I will repeat the test,my able cappo I dey eye this your date oh I just wish my baby will come out by first or second week but in all we thank God shaaa.
October baby all the way jare.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:42pm On Aug 09, 2018
Anitaamich:
Please lend me this your edd ooo, my birthday is oct 30 and I’m really hoping to give birth on my birthday... I have even started discussing with my doctor abt chances of an induction, he said it’s possible since I will be up to 38weeks then, I still dey think am sha.
I see potential porters and portees
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 5:17pm On Aug 09, 2018
BlessedDiva:
Lma cheesy, abeg me I dey october now, my edd is Oct 28/30 but I pray I born b4 then o like 18th, 26th my niece and nephew's birthday or my elder sis birthday 27th grin grin
@Teewhysafe, any month you like choose and God will grant the desires of your heart but me I'll advise you to jump forward not backward.

Cc: cappo bold mama Joomie
Yals dearie, updated
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 5:15pm On Aug 09, 2018
Liftedhands:
30.... Minus the space booker grin thanks for keeping me there sis I appreciate! But I don shift the vision go front so kindly edit kiss
shocked Really?
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 12:05pm On Aug 09, 2018
zaynie:
Yay!
Welcome onboard!
Happy to have you here. kiss

Cappo Joomie, number 30 is here o grin
mama, na she be 31 sef
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 4:25pm On Aug 08, 2018
ayabadamilola:
Welcome momma, happy bumping!

p. S where's awa golden chair? I suspect team October
Sha be jealousing team October., You really wish you were part of us. Have u seen our roll call list for this week? You might find something interesting on it.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie:
Weekly Roll Call (pls respond)

Team God's favour all round.

we are the GIANT OF THIS THREAD.

How Una dey.

TEAM OCTOBER 2018
1. joomie ........................... 01
2. Fabmummy .................. 06
3. Tinutunde
4. giftedofgod ................... 31
5. Rukkington .................... 06 .... XX
6. Enkaylala2 ..................... 17 .... XY
7. BeeBlossoms ................ 29 .... XX
8. LEEMAH50 ..................... Angel baby.
9. gudbadgal ...................... 25 ... XX
10. HeroesMum ................. 02
11. Chinyeresandra
12. jumy16 .......................... 13
13. vicky9ice ........................12
14. gracewealth007
15. Topmid
16. GODSMILEFOREVER
17. Zaynie ............................. 25 ... XX
18. Aitee1.............................. 25
19. ngsoundz ....................... 13
20. bayobabe ........................14 ... XY
21.Tabsy ...............................
22. Funmi2510 ..................... 24
23. amypearl ........................ 05
24. Godisgracious ...............
25. Rejoice04 ....................... 13
26. ladyP30 .......................... 26
27. orirebaby ........................ 25
28. Docnnechiji .................... 14
***And taking a bold step, introducing
29. Blesseddiva .................... 28/30
30. mercifull .......................... 09
31.

We are now in week 32, 31, 30, 29, 28
A very big welcome to our new members.

Peepers, please come out and register. And if i missed your mentions by any means, please mention me.
It shall all end in praise.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:11pm On Jul 27, 2018
whyworryPH:
Enjoy while you can cos September is just by the corner. By then, I will have my own laugh wink
The day you will port to October ehn, my laff dat day go make sense.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 5:10pm On Jul 27, 2018
whyworryPH:
Teamie just wait and see what will happen in September. "I told you so" will be our hymn to them when the time comes
tongue out
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 4:53pm On Jul 27, 2018
I have just been laughing since morning. The singular thought makes me throw my head back and laugh out loud. Chaiii, this comeback sweet wella. I'm sure my October mum's will understand my post.
Blesseddiva, how are you dear?
Tabsy, been a while
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie:
Xzandy:
I just searched to see ur EDD..... cheesy grin.....*No comment*
have ye and ayabadamilola not read in the ancient books of history? Seeth it thou not?

Fist preggy:
Date of conception: dec 9
Last MP: Nov 25
Scan EDD: Aug 29,31
LMP EDD: Sept 2
DOB: Sept 2

Second preggy
Date of conception: Jan 7
LMP: Dec 23
LMP EDD: Oct 1
DOB:
So if you look at my edd to much, my lo will chook it's finger into your eyes. tongue
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 4:36pm On Jul 27, 2018
whyworryPH:
Don't worry. I will ask your lo to add dancing to the handshake tongue
sebi, your lo will also join in the dance na
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 7:07am On Jul 27, 2018
ayabadamilola:
Clap for yasef! I hope you'll remember the lyrics when you born 11:59pm September 30th.... goan write it down!
whyworryPH:
Don't worry. I will ask your lo to add dancing to the handshake tongue
Shebi after, July is August and then September and our precious October. We shall see saw.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 2:39am On Jul 27, 2018
Buhahahaha. Team November, how come i missed all these drama.
October mamas pleeeeaase gather here. Our next hymn is Blessed Assurance. Paparazzi please snap us photograph as we sing. 1, 2 gooooo


Blesses Assurance, Blesseddiva is ours
WhyworryPH, worry no more
All Will be okay, you can also port.

This is our story, this is our song.
La la la la la, la la la la.


Nobody should come and correct us ooo, that's how we know how to sing it.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 2:17am On Jul 27, 2018
LEEMAH50:
team October, I'm out of the race,I went for my normal antenatal yesterday and the doctor couldn't find my baby's heartbeat and I was sent for scan and the scan IUFD,I was Induced yesterday by 9pm and I gave birth to my baby girl sleeping by 4:30pm
Really sorry about this sis. Tight hugs, testimonies coming your way soon.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 2:09am On Jul 27, 2018
ayabadamilola:
I read all 15 pages I missed.... clap for the eagle! *takes a bow* tenkiu tenkiu!

Now that July has snatched August cappo, joomie and Zaynie take note! I'm meeting with the elders soon....beware!
You can like to dream sha. Josefu Alala
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 2:08am On Jul 27, 2018
zaynie:
Cappo Joomie!
Stand well well o, this one that Cappo stealing is now the order of the day angry.
September shuu not even think about it angry
Independence day baby all the way!
30 weeks 4 days and the waddling is real. It even looks like someone is shaking hands in my office downstairs. This LO doesn't cool down
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 9:07am On Jul 11, 2018
Fabmummy, it is well with us all, all these girls don't know that their time to move over is near. Pls update us with your edd
Karyss, amen, thanks sis
jumy16, it is well with you dear. Please update us with your edd
giftedofgod, i hail ooo
BeeBlossoms, it is well with you dear, we will all carry to term.
ladyP30, it is well dear
Rejoice04, thanks dear
WhyworryPH, thanks sis. The babe wan kee my enemy.
Vicky9ice, we are almost there.
Tabsy dear, thanks for been there


Thanks a lot sisters for your words of encouragements
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie:
Weekly Roll Call (pls respond)

Team God's favour all round.

we are the GIANT OF THIS THREAD.

How Una dey.

TEAM OCTOBER 2018
1. joomie ........................... 01
2. Fabmummy .................. 06
3. Tinutunde
4. giftedofgod ................... 31
5. Rukkington .................... 06 .... XX
6. Enkaylala2 ..................... 17 .... XY
7. BeeBlossoms
8. LEEMAH50 ..................... Angel baby.
9. gudbadgal ...................... 25
10. HeroesMum ................. 02
11. Chinyeresandra
12. jumy16 .......................... 13
13. vicky9ice ........................12
14. gracewealth007
15. Topmid
16. Liftedhands
17. Zaynie ............................. 25
18. Aitee1.............................. 25
19. ngsoundz ....................... 13
20. bayobabe ........................14
21.Tabsy ...............................
22. Funmi2510 ..................... 24
23. amypearl ........................ 05
24. Godisgracious ...............
25. Rejoice04 ....................... 13
26. ladyP30 .......................... 26
27. orirebaby ........................ 25
28. Docnnechiji .................... 14

We are now in week 28, 27, 26 25, 24

Peepers, please come out and register. And if i missed your mentions by any means, please mention me.
It shall all end in praise.

Welcome to our new members.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 1:14pm On Jul 09, 2018
Hallaaaaoooo everybody. Been a long while. Tabsy, jumy16, thanks for checking up on me.
IV been going through some emotional meltdown for sometimes now. As my due date get closer, i cant but help remember all that i went through while pregnant with my first. It's overwhelming me. I come in here to peep once a while.

My small madam has turned herself into Jackie Chan. She practices PJ MASKS with me. Diving in and out of my Tommy, back jabs. Head butt sef no carry last. Any angle, any height, i go just hear gboooosa for my body. She even uses my hand as her pillow at night, so as to be sure I'm still there.

I had to beat her silly yesterday. Telling her not to send me to the hospital. If i reach hospital sef, wetin i go talk say do me. I go talk say na my not yet 2 years old girl deal with me. With which mouth i go talk am. Please if you know the girl very well, help me tell her that by October, her shakara go simmer.
End of rant.

October mamas, roll call in a bit

It is well with us all
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 12:55pm On Jul 09, 2018
Tabsy:
So as vigilante has continued; I started and completed mama Giddyperson 's diary. I wee lookout for the previous one if my FBI act can work that well. BUT I had a great time reading and was laughing all through. How's Giddybaby and hope the family is doing well.

Mama StrongWoman333 how are you and Princess doing?

Cappo Joomie... Team October (tho I'm likely to port earlier) Supernatural delivery to us all and all pregnant mamas.
my teamie, thanks for always checking up on Meee.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 12:54pm On Jul 09, 2018
VivyGift:
BA! BA!! BA!!!

To the glory of God! The giver of children has blessed my family with one of His heritage. My princess came on Tuesday, 3rd of July, 2018 weighing 3.2kg. We can't thank God enough, join us to worship Him.
congratulations dearie
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 4:04am On Jun 19, 2018
ayabadamilola:
Zaynie and Joomie... y'all are happy sebi? What if Joomie ports like FloraEC? Or Zaynie moves to November? See them tax collectors �
Welcome docnnejichi jare, don't join zaynie to do evil o.

Nobody should find me o, rain is falling and I wantu goan do mummy and daddy things!
Biko nnem, what are you talking about? If i don't port, come and meet me in my house.
We are happy! Veli veli happy sef, u can't belief it! It is not a small something.
Day and mummy things. Kneel down, let me pray for you:
Joystick will not wounjor u!
And team October will shout a loud AMEN!
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 3:57am On Jun 19, 2018
Zaynie, i hope baby cooperates. Don't even know when my next scan will be.
Aitee1, gudbadgal, heroesmum​, docnnechiji, funmi2510, glad to read from you ladies. It will end in praise.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie:
Weekly Roll Call (pls respond)
Today's roll call is sweeting my body

Team God's favour all round.

we are the GIANT OF THIS THREAD.

How Una dey.

TEAM OCTOBER 2018
1. joomie ........................... 01
2. Fabmummy
3. Tinutunde
4. giftedofgod ................... 31
5. Rukkington .................... 06
6. Enkaylala2
7. BeeBlossoms
8. LEEMAH50 ......................01
9. gudbadgal ...................... 25
10. HeroesMum ................. 02
11. Chinyeresandra
12. jumy16
13. vicky9ice ........................12
14. gracewealth007
15. Topmid
16. Liftedhands
17. Zaynie ............................. 25
18. Aitee1.............................. 25
19. ngsoundz ....................... 13
20. bayobabe ........................14
21.Tabsy ...............................
22. Funmi2510 ..................... 24
23. amypearl ........................ 05
24. Godisgracious ............... 27
25. Rejoice04 .......................
26. ladyP30 .......................... 26
27. orirebaby ........................ 25
28. Docnnechiji .................... 14
29. Helenchima ................... 29

We are now in week 25, 24, 23, 22, 21

Peepers, please come out and register. And if i missed your mentions by any means, please mention me.
It shall all end in praise.

Welcome to our new members.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 12:04pm On Jun 18, 2018
Docnnechiji:
Hi,
Am new here. Am currently 22 weeks will be 23 weeks on Monday. Am team blue.Edd October 14
Am also a medical doctor. Hope am welcomed
Congrats to all expectant mothers and those that has delivered
Am a Ftm . Though I had PROM in 2015 at 17 weeks but delivered prematurely at 21 weeks
So this pregnancy I had a preventive cerclage at 12 weeks and also on progesterone injection 100mg three times a week with 400mg of cyclogest at night to help prevent prom
I also check my cervical length every 2 months
May God keep us safe and we will carry to term
welcome on board teamie. Happy and healthy nine months to you.

Eyes Team S and Team N. We've got a doc on our team. The respect shoots up.
Zaynie mama, gudbadgal Una wehdone
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 5:19pm On Jun 15, 2018
Omolaadun000:
Just go the next Monday. Mine is today, so I'll go next Friday.
thanks sis
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 12:45pm On Jun 15, 2018
Mamas please, my next clinic is on Monday and there happens to be a public holiday then. Am i just to go the next Monday after that?
Cc ALGH mamas and all mamas
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 7:28pm On Jun 11, 2018
Aitee1:
Good evening mamas in the house and hope y'all enjoyed your Sunday!

Please I need help on breast itching oh, ever since ms left me I have been enjoying my honey moon oh to the point that I even forgot to answer roll call here (cappo joomie accept my apologies) but breast itching want to put sand sand in my garri, the itching is so bad that I can bring out my breast and scratch anywhere (wetin concern me sef angry) all these while I have been enduring it only for dh to want to do the do today and was shouting that my breast is so dark as if I rub charcoal I told him yes oh that's the new development that he should concentrate on kpekus and free breast oh else if he touch it he's going to serve punishment of scratching it in the next 1hr.

So my e-sisters any solution abeg make I no go scratch am for market oh...mama Zaynie your edd mate need help oh sad
chaiii, kpele dear. U no come understand for this itching ooo
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 7:28pm On Jun 11, 2018
Tabsy:
Cappo that sleeps when team members are awake. That one isn't fair ooo. Sure your LO is kicking well.
make my Teamies gather dey fan me as i dey sleep dey go.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 11:10am On Jun 07, 2018
Tabsy:
Some of us don't get to sleep at night again... And my baby loves it as >> I'm being kept company with series of frequents kicks.

Abi is it only me.

StrongWoman333 the Lord is your strength and He will perfect that which He started. Don't be tired oo

Cappo Joomie come and join in the no-sleep group o
chai, and i dey sleep oooo

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