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HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 9:15pm On Apr 17, 2018
whyworryPH:
My dear Martingo, you are very much welcome to the best team. Team November for notable greatness and outstanding Hebrew birthing.

Please don't be distracted by some trouble seekers from team October. They are losing the "fight" already.
They threaten to tear pant and bra and to scatter our gathering with mess after eating beans and a crate of egg.

Don't let all that perturb you, because we are equal to the task.

Enjoy yourself sweetheart and soon our Cappo will add you to the list.

Don't forget to be on the lookout for any name like Zaynie and Joomie from team October. "Fight" for your team and we shall all March to victory!!! cool grin cheesy
you are a trouble seeker. Awon legend of the seeker
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:23pm On Apr 13, 2018
whyworryPH:
How I pray the aversion will come now now. If you see how I rushed indomie and egg with a sprinkle of beans this afternoon eh. Just as I finished it, I looked out the Window and saw abacha woman. Before I could hold myself back, I was already beckoning on her to come upstairs.
It was when I finished eating it that I remembered that I purged last week and started praying it won't repeat itself (though last week's purging wasn't from abacha)

DH is not helping as he buys things when coming back from work and before he will be done removing his clothes, I have finished everything.
and u are eating alone. You chop alone, you shit alone
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:08pm On Apr 12, 2018
Tabsy:
seen it. Thanks for all the help ma'am... God will continue to help us and lead us aright. Amen.
You are welcome sis, how are you feeling now?
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:07pm On Apr 12, 2018
FloraEC:
Team September, October and November calm down. Your elders:
May
June
July
August
Never born, una just dy make noise angry #sprinkling ms e.t.c on them#
Tell me you are not enjoying the drama shocked
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 2:26pm On Apr 12, 2018
amypearl:
My pple I greet una oo... I don come again and like Mama zaynie, vision 2020 came 2yrs early (we plenty wey dey eye yr 2020). Congrats to all new bfp holders, especially my team October mamas, we shall all carry to term. Adorablewifey, I congratulate you 2, I am a reader of ur diary, ur blessing is permanent IJN Amen. To all new mamas, congratulations, ur children shall bring great joy to ur families. Cappo Joomie, newcomer alert, Edd-5/10/18
Awwwwn​, welcome mama to the most respected team of the season.
Some people are using their strength to pray instead of working hard to make their team attractive for new members.
Team October, we are going higher.
November, au market.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 2:22pm On Apr 12, 2018
VannywealthDesi
WhyworryPH
BlessedDiva

HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 2:07pm On Apr 12, 2018
VannywealthDesi:
Awwww. Na so I shake you reach? grin grin
My teamie and I no dey fear mess. grin
We can do it the simple way now. Just relax and let some of your teamies join us. wink Deal? grin
Which Kain deal be dat
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 10:15am On Apr 12, 2018
VannywealthDesi:
No be only her sef. I see some others.
Anybody wey sabi this mama should come and carry her ooo. I dey tear pant tear bra ooo.
WhyworryPH, come and carry your capo oooo before i go chop beans and 1 crate of eggs for Una now. Na mess i go use scatter Una meetings.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 9:29am On Apr 12, 2018
zaynie:
Aye Aye Cappo.
We gallant!
Where you wan run enter? TeamSept wey no reach 5 tongue or TeamNov wey still dey battle MS tongue

TeamOctRocks grin
mama, shebi you see as the team dey do me strong thing. Not even 10 responses to roll call. Issorait
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 9:25am On Apr 12, 2018
VannywealthDesi:
Na just 6days separate you from November oh!
Don't worry your very welcome. cheesy
Nor just try am oooo. My territory is marked already. comot your eyes from my team members ooo
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:51am On Apr 12, 2018
Funmi2510:
Good evening house....
Pls am 12weeks preg just moved to abeokuta.... Am looking for a very good hospital to start my antenatal
Heard about sacred heart at Lantoro...but still looking for a private hospital that is very good here in abeokut.....

Since I heard govt hospital use to be slow with doing things....
Pls will be very happy...to see ur responses
Hello sis, i personally prefer general hospital cos all the specialist will be on ground to attend to one should there be any emergency.

Going by Ur weeks, you are team October.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 9:56am On Apr 10, 2018
whyworryPH:
Choi! Mama dis fight don turn hunger satisfaction quest o. If I buy all these things, you go kukuma sleep afterwards.

Anyway, since your baby na my baby senior, I go do am for you and excuse you for the fight too before you fall on me with all that food consumption grin grin
Abi you are fearing that the fight will be messy after i don consume all the aforementioned consumables. Okay no fight again.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:56pm On Apr 09, 2018
Liftedhands:
present capo.
Mama au body? And our Bobo
Aitee1:
Present ma'am!!! Well done cappo, for me MS is gradually saying bye bye only nausea has made a vow to follow me to 2nd trim but I shall come out of victorious.
Chaiii, this preggy is diff for me ooo. I have finally overcome spitting sha. I was just taking lime juice.
tinutunde:
Present ma,abeg dont run away oo
I wee be thinking about it. Thanks for responding

Rukkington:
Present cappo... pls, don't run away wink
How is second trimester treating you
Fair enough sis.

4 mentions so far. I'm still counting. Thanks for responding ladies. May God make it easy for us.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:45pm On Apr 09, 2018
whyworryPH:
Me and my Cappo don already dey inside car dey come your house. We go iron am out there. Just make sure you keep enough kola since as big belle people, we go need to eat first before we start the "fight" tongue
I like 'fight' ooooo. Where i dey fight like did i dey tear pant tear bra. But as u kukuma talk say u carry car, branch mama nkechi joint, buy me two plates of pepper soup (1 cat fish, 1 offals)
Branch chukwudi, buy me i carton of hollandia strawberry.
Get me 1 pot of isi ewu from Nneka shop.
Nor forget to buy orijin zero.
Without all these things, if u like sit on my nose, i no go fight.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie:
Weekly Roll Call (pls respond)

My sisters, na beg i dey beg Una, Tori Olorun, Biko, Du Allah, please respond. Only me cannot be team October.
I'm sending twenty mentions and I'm expecting 19 back, if i count am and e no complete, i go run away ooo.

Whispers: they are already seeing us as giant of the thread and we are intimidating some people ooo. No fall my hand.

How Una dey.

TEAM OCTOBER 2018
1. joomie ........................... 01
2. Fabmummy
3. Tinutunde
4. giftedofgod ................... 31
5. Rukkington .................... 06
6. Enkaylala2
7. BeeBlossoms
8. LEEMAH50 ......................01
9. gudbadgal ...................... 25
10. HeroesMum ................. 02
11. Chinyeresandra
12. jumy16
13. vicky9ice ........................12
14. gracewealth007
15. Topmid
16. Liftedhands
17. Zaynie ............................. 25
18. Aitee1.............................. 25
19. ngsoundz ....................... 13
20. bayobabe ........................14
21.Tabsy
22. Funmi2510
23. amypearl ..........................05
24. Xzandy

We are now in week 15, 14, 13, 12, 11


Fully Loaded. Most Extraordinary team of this season.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 4:54pm On Apr 09, 2018
whyworryPH:
I said it. They are already after me. Well mama, what would you say if some of you were to port to November? Will October still lead? Lol
WhyworryPH, i won't worry. Porting is allowed either to September or November. Don't forget that i have also kept bench for porters from both months in my team. All i care about is healthy baby, healthy mummy and bouncing dad and siblings.
September is important to me, my DD arrived on her due date on 2nd Sept 2016
November as well, my mum is Nov 14.

So make all of Una dey side eye us. We go still do our thing. October mamas rock. Take it or leave it cool cool grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 9:59am On Apr 09, 2018
whyworryPH:
Present Cappo. I'm ready to join in shaking the tread because October mamas are colonising this thread (i'm protected by my teammates and no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper grin )
October team leads, others follow
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 6:41pm On Apr 07, 2018
bayobabe:
I have been a silent reader since I discovered I am pregnant but decided to break the silence when I went for an ultrasound today. I honourably welcome myself. And my edd is 14th of October.
A big welcome to our team. Happy and healthy pregnancy with supernatural delivery to you.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 2:17pm On Apr 07, 2018
zaynie:
Ties and reties my wrapper.
Senior for where?!

When TeamOct has been shaking this thread upandan.....
If not that Sept comes before Oct on the calendar tongue
Ma'am Zaynie, u no see them team September, na we dem fit dey drag seniority with. Simple line up according to your height, dey fitn't can't. Simple roll call, ehnehn!
I come hear say them no get Captain. Maybe we should call INEC for them.
If not that i was Team September during my first, i for yab Una ehn. You pple should learn from team September 2016. And if you are not prouding, learn from October 2018 sef.
Una come dey lie on top MS head.
Me, i dey vomit like this, with one hand, i dey do roll call.

Cc Zeezaa and other September mamas
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 6:02pm On Apr 05, 2018
Tabsy:
Hi Aitee... Im team October too. Nothing seems to work in stopping both vomiting and spiting at the moment. Most times I go a day without eating as I throw up everything even water... I can't even cook as smell of food I cook can trigger 2 days of non-stop vomiting... Funny thing is I'm a Event Caterer and my LO has decided to show me pepper. It shall be a supernatural delivery for us, Amen.
hi, October mama, will you like to be registered as part of the team
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 6:01pm On Apr 05, 2018
Aitee1:
Good evening house, please my fellow October team what are you people using to tackle nausea help a sister please or am I alone in this alone?

Have used everything I can lay my hands on ranging from gum, TomTom, ginger tea even bitter kola but in minimal quantity still it disturbs, I feel weak most times cos I don't eat much even when I eat small portion I'll feel like vomiting the next minute, what kind of life is this?
After using the little strength in me to prepare delicious meal I can't eat it angry

cry cry cry cry cry
Mine is excessive salivating and nausea. I have been spitting since i tested positive. It is well with us.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 9:14pm On Apr 02, 2018
jumy16:
hallelujah...second trim. knocking...still Dnt knw my EDD date, I will update u as soon as I gt it...Luv u guys..
Love you too dear. Already in second trimester and still spitting oo. Coupled with extreme fatigue.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:26pm On Apr 02, 2018
zaynie:
Well done Cappo! kiss
thanks mama
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:25pm On Apr 02, 2018
gudbadgal:
Present cappo. I don't know if I should welcome mama zaynie and liftedhands to team October or I should allow them welcome me as per senior concern. Whichever way, I wish all the new October mamas, all d old ones and all the mamas on this thread a healthy and happy pregnancy.
All join
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:25pm On Apr 02, 2018
Rukkington:
Welcome to team Oct Zaynie, Aitee1 and ngsoundz. Wish you all stress free pregnancies

We are fine o cappo. I don't always get your mention, maybe because you have joined my moniker with the dot and due date
So sorry, I'll make amendments.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:24pm On Apr 02, 2018
LEEMAH50:
we are fine,thanks for checking on us,my edd is Oct 1st
Wow, finally got an edd mate. Na we go born Mr and Miss Independence.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 5:31pm On Apr 02, 2018
ngsoundz:
happy Easters mothers
signing up for October team edd 13th (scan results)
second time mum,
congratulations to all mothers all things work out for our good!!
Welcome mama
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie:
Weekly Roll Call (pls respond)

TEAM OCTOBER 2018
1. joomie ........................... 01
2. Fabmummy
3. Tinutunde
4. giftedofgod ................... 31
5. Rukkington .................... 06
6. Enkaylala2
7. BeeBlossoms
8. LEEMAH50 ......................01
9. gudbadgal ...................... 25
10. HeroesMum ................. 02
11. Chinyeresandra
12. jumy16
13. vicky9ice ........................12
14. gracewealth007
15. Topmid
16. Liftedhands
17. Zaynie ............................. 25
18. Aitee1.............................. 25
19. ngsoundz ....................... 13
20. bayobabe ........................14

We are now in week 14, 13, 12, 11, 10


Fully Loaded. Most Extraordinary team of this season.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 5:25pm On Apr 02, 2018
Pweetiebabe:
My love for team October, i dey wait to join team October 2019 with my previous 2017 Oct teamie especially Nimi22, Beyedew, Angeltolly, BritneyStacy.

Proudmom38 longest time ma'am congratulations Ahnie
October lover
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 5:23pm On Apr 02, 2018
Aitee1:
Wow...same here EDD is 25th Oct, so happy to have a bumpy mate grin

Oya team October welcome me please!!!
congratulations mama. Welcome to the October 2018.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 11:28pm On Apr 01, 2018
zeezaa:
tatacherie it seems it is only two of us is in team September cry
Team September, how market na?
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joomie: 8:50pm On Apr 01, 2018
ahnie:
Thanks at all...he's responding to treatment.
thanks for the love.
Perfect healing in Jesus name

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