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Politics / Re: Kaduna APC To Sanction Shehu Sani Over Support For NLC Strike by jornie(m): 5:59pm On May 19, 2016
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Music/Radio / Re: Powerful Songs You Are Currently Listening To by jornie(m): 9:14am On May 16, 2016
wittyt98:
just finished listening to DIEGO - TORI LANEZ

currently listening to WHITE IVERSON - POST MARLON

next in line to listen to THE JIG IS UP - KENDRICK LAMAR

after POWER - YOUNG THUG

#ILOVETRAPMUSIC ...#KUSHCRUISE wink
av u heard PRAY FOR LOVE-TRAVIS SCOTT FT THE WEEKEND
Romance / Re: (ladies Only) What Was The Silliest Sentence A Guy Used In Wooing You? by jornie(m): 10:55am On May 15, 2016
Michellla:
hahaha.
hard#
another one.. Hey girl! Tie your shoes laces.. 'cuz I don't want you falling for anyone else
Romance / Re: (ladies Only) What Was The Silliest Sentence A Guy Used In Wooing You? by jornie(m): 11:51pm On May 14, 2016
Michellla:
Is your name google? Cause you're everything i'm searching for.
aw about..Is your father a terrorist 'coz you're the bomb..so silly smiley smiley
Politics / Re: Biafra Protesters Arrested In Buckingham Palace, London (Photo) by jornie(m): 1:22am On May 13, 2016
hehehe...,oh lawwwwd

Celebrities / Re: Interview With MAYORKUN The "Eleko" Crooner,davido's New Artiste. by jornie(m): 6:34pm On Apr 18, 2016
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Romance / Re: This Words Will Seduce Any Woman Instantly by jornie(m): 7:36pm On Apr 11, 2016
layla129:

Lool, cum for what now?
For op matter oo...the guy matter tire me..as in i weak
Romance / Re: This Words Will Seduce Any Woman Instantly by jornie(m): 7:26pm On Apr 11, 2016
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Politics / Re: 7 Things Abubakar Shekau Said In New Video by jornie(m): 3:19am On Mar 26, 2016
santafe:
I believe someone has given him instruction to stand down or his funding has stopped
So,through out that looong video clip, he only said seven things...hausa language is unbelievable

Celebrities / Re: Falz’ Dad (femi Falana) Speaks On His Son With Pride by jornie(m): 2:40pm On Mar 20, 2016
The key is, follow your dreams... Never play your self.. Bless up

Romance / Re: When Will Nigerian Men Start Looking Like This? by jornie(m): 11:32am On Mar 20, 2016
LuveU2:
oh please. Say another thing.
Major key, it is not by six packs

Education / Re: What Can I Do With This Cgpa?(kindly Help With Advice) by jornie(m): 3:21am On Mar 20, 2016
damcalceb:
Major keys, read, do assignments,concentrate in class,read again,dont miss tests,be in the right squad

Romance / Re: When Will Nigerian Men Start Looking Like This? by jornie(m): 3:15am On Mar 20, 2016
LuveU2:
embarassedembarassed
Major key, Never ask a styupid question

Travel / Re: How I Was Saved From An Accident Yesterday!...my Story! by jornie(m): 2:53am On Mar 20, 2016
refiner:


and what does DAT suppose to mean?undecided
Oshe.. Eyan MC Oluomo grin u wan mord grammar

Celebrities / Re: Photo:when A Guy Spends All His Money On A Girl While His Boxer Continue To Tear by jornie(m): 1:10am On Mar 20, 2016
diasporaman:
What would you call this guy
Na yeezy grin
Romance / Re: Lady Fries Chinchin For Her Male Friend And He Ate It With His Girlfriend by jornie(m): 12:08am On Mar 20, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
I type it how I think/speak it,my comments.
Oh well..
Romance / Re: Lady Fries Chinchin For Her Male Friend And He Ate It With His Girlfriend by jornie(m): 11:29pm On Mar 19, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
grin.....I understood that's what you meant,I was bein' sassy mouthed.
Y do u make them hard to read...sometimes u deliberately omit some words even
Romance / Re: Lady Fries Chinchin For Her Male Friend And He Ate It With His Girlfriend by jornie(m): 11:19pm On Mar 19, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
A comment.Goodbye.
I mean your comment is hard to read..
Romance / Re: Lady Fries Chinchin For Her Male Friend And He Ate It With His Girlfriend by jornie(m): 10:58pm On Mar 19, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Man! That's busted!
She done curled her fingers tight makin' that chin chin an he gon go share it with his girl when she wanted ta share it with him busted!.....
....An what make it worse is she made it fer him thinking' he was single.
What are u typing..
Celebrities / Re: Bishop Egbucha Survives Accident In Abuja (pics) by jornie(m): 8:57pm On Mar 18, 2016
VickyRotex:
Thank God. I Pray he survives the bleeding. It's well with him.
which bleeding? Actor dey bleed? Pesin wey use him hand break rear wind screen,..he come see say him car Don catch fire... He enter fire, enter car,carry fire extinguisher comot,quench the fire... The guy is a super hero...i can't fathom..

Romance / Re: Congrats To Me..i Just Bought Myself Another Ride. (pic)..dem Gode Pay by jornie(m): 9:04pm On Mar 14, 2016
aaronson:
This was suppose to be you celebration thread but watch me turn it to your funeral wake keep. Not bothered about your stupidit y, only bothered you would have to pass it down to your next generation. Your father never wanted you here, you only on this thread because the condom ripped.

Ass lookin motherF ucker, you so -5% r etard an imbecil e with 10% iq looks like a genius over you.

Your type of s tupidy is like that of your dream wife in the klan but unaware she's a black person and you infinite f oolish as saving your face in your s tupid girl p ussy, Your brain only gets to fuction when your girl is on her period and when stops you brain also stop. I think your girl got done with her period that's why you started this thread.

Music/Radio / Re: 7 Reasons Why Falz’s Soldier Video Is The Best Video You’ll Watch This Year by jornie(m): 6:06pm On Mar 14, 2016
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Science/Technology / Re: New Satelite And Rover (exomars) Launches To Mars (photos) by jornie(m): 5:58pm On Mar 14, 2016
LoJ:

Which war? Who was fighting against who?
I tire ooo
Science/Technology / Re: New Satelite And Rover (exomars) Launches To Mars (photos) by jornie(m): 5:55pm On Mar 14, 2016
Lucasbible:
Yes, there is life in Mars, we came from there. But our body is now earth bound, we cant survive there no more cos of helium gas, a result of hydrogen bomb we used to destroy that lovely planet and her atmosphere during that great war.
Please shift
Science/Technology / Re: New Satelite And Rover (exomars) Launches To Mars (photos) by jornie(m): 5:54pm On Mar 14, 2016
krattoss:
WHILE SOME RACES ARE BUSY EXPLORING THE WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE...

SOME AFRICAN SHITHOLES AINT GOT STEADY POWER SUPPLY.
We don explore Africa finish?
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Unknowingly Visit Your Rival For Tattoo by jornie(m): 3:37pm On Mar 14, 2016
Oh lawd!!... I can't breath grin grin grin

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