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EvilSlayer:
Come to think of it, hey jboy do you eat dog meat ?

I miss dog meat too much man, but dont go be telling my oyinbo friends

Im going to wire her now now

I love you Lauryn what is the problem?

Please let us not talk about intelligience.
My cerebral cortex is faster the twin turbines running at the speed of light.

lauryn:
@ Jboy
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

Haba, you know I utulize my brain well well, its you wey i wonder if you sabi

ke wawa ne wallahi !

Look what you did Lauryn
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/new-brunswick/story/2006/10/31/nb-birthcontrol.html?ref=rss
Im going to start calling you Openlegs

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U?

That what do you call Hakeem Olajuwan?

How can you label him a traitor?

lauryn:
U and who is going to Odua,? I cannot afford to be seen with the likes of Jboy and Scorpio, God don't like cheap.

Ouch, watch when i get my executive office, you go love me then

hey hey hey, you not supposed to mention that place outloud like that
nah secret society thing you know. Either your in or not !

Im going to jump into Niagra falls. You said you was coming.
Dont let this become a tragedy, we was suppose to die together (satire) * could be wrong word

Chukwuemeka, thats not nice, im telling

Can you two buy me lunch tomorrow?
Im stressed and need to be pampered

You will succeed, Nigerians are highly intellectual people.

That is where my father recieved his Ph.D in one of the hardest disciplines Geophysics
But hey he is another "dumb" northerner.

Donzman how is London?
UWO, you must party alot

Uchena I think you need JESUS

She is a cyber-cop

Lauryn tommorrow when will you be @ skool
Im doing the awards nights again, when i see you ehn. You will see ba, who is more senior

And they day just got crappier
The Raptors lose Raptors Lose!

I need some burukutu

Yes IM General Sani Abacha's
Illigitimate son [English is my weakest subject]

I LOVE YOU LAURYN  
I LOVE YOU EVILSLAYER, But as a brother. _{Not like you have feelings for John Kerry}

Lauryn, stop assuming the role of mummy
You know i senior YOU, kaji yaro wawa  

And as per embarrasment you said if you was gay you would do John Kerry
Na wa ooo, your ppl go applaud you now

Your pretty lame, black Hausa self?

Lauryn you can come and join me , we wont have to use birth control your face will do just fine

I wish i could confidently say that I will die in Naija
I guess time will tell

Got beat
I dont lose