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Celebrities / Re: What Actually Led To The Killing Of Joseph Pessu By An Army Man In Warri Lockdow by josen16322(m): 12:25pm On Apr 03, 2020
a citizen killin a soldier is like messin wit d bull den u get d horn sad
Politics / Re: Soldier In Warri: I Will Bleep Your Mother Raw Without Condom, She Will Get HIV by josen16322(m): 11:39am On Apr 03, 2020
a citizen killin a soldier or army is like messin wit d bull den u get d horn angry sad

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Celebrities / Re: Woman Tested Positive To Covid-19 Ran Away From Hospital Police Chase Her(video) by josen16322(m): 10:41pm On Apr 02, 2020
if i am d police man and i knew she tested positive and she ran away becos of it den me as a sharp police man why chasin her i wil be shoutin catch her,catch her until she wil escape and me i wil just find my own way too,who want 2 die?olorun majeka ari esu grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Shows Off Her Small Garden... And Is Made Of Backside by josen16322(m): 10:30pm On Apr 02, 2020
if all u guys tink dis is a garden den u must be kiddin a flower plant inside a bucket i saw her buyin yesterday at ikeja she now put it near the fence of her house sudenly it turns 2 a garden tiwa abeg go south africa go see wetin dem dey call garden yours is a flower 4 decoratin houses tongue
Celebrities / Re: Bursted!!! Davido Lied About Chioma Coronavirus Test Result by josen16322(m): 12:16pm On Apr 02, 2020
dis tin about chioma hapen last month which mean dat david fool and lie 2 everyone on d month of match fool not april fool grin grin
Politics / Re: Lagos Residents Hit The Streets To Protest As Hunger Strikes Hard Amid Lockdown by josen16322(m): 8:32am On Apr 02, 2020
a hungry man doesnt listen 2 d preachers message angry
Romance / Re: ALERT: I Just Received Alert Of 20,000 From FG by josen16322(m): 8:15pm On Apr 01, 2020
in orher countries wen d people see their leaders dey see hope dey belief dey see thins beyond imagination in 9ja our country wen d people see buhari dey see crook dey see famine and dey see national disaster and here we are som lucky ass people we say hustle by yo self tinkin all fingers are equal dat is d problem we have in dis country pls help yo fellow men becos in dis country we ave people who are wilin 2work but no conection no work,like burnaboy said body don dey tire body no be firewood wetin man go do embarassed kiss embarassed
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Don't Waste Your Vote! by josen16322(m): 1:59pm On Apr 01, 2020
me since i was born in lagos i neva voted 4 anybody in dis hardship country there must be a reason 4 dat but all d people dat voted are d mugus morons needys and hypocrite in d eyes of d leaders grin grin

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Romance / Re: If U Know Why Sex Is Sweet, U Will Be Careful by josen16322(m): 1:49pm On Apr 01, 2020
dis person get sense d last girl i met last want me 2 go round 6 so i told her dat she dont rily need a human being she need a sex machine or a Love Machine made in china 2 satisfy herself very well becos me i cant com and go and killl myself y my mum is stil alive grin grin

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Culture / Re: You're Missing Alot If You've Never Dated An Akwa Ibom Girl(pictures) by josen16322(m): 10:06am On Apr 01, 2020
d people dat eat dog meat like a suya meat wat do u expet from dem even scientist have said dat eatin dog meat makes som one very strong wen it com 2 sex and how can i 4get uwana and nsima dose girls are pornstars in disguise wit yam leg and a down ass booty dey can nack and also pound u like pounded yam and esparanza gomez grin grin cheesy
Culture / Re: You're Missing Alot If You've Never Dated An Akwa Ibom Girl(pictures) by josen16322(m): 10:03am On Apr 01, 2020
d people dat eat dog meat like a suya meat wat do u expet from dem even scientist have said dat eatin dog meat makes som one very strong wen it com 2 sex and how can i 4get uwana and nsima dose girls are pornstars in disguise wit yam leg and a down ass booty dey can Bleep and also pound u like pounded yam and esparanza gomez grin grin cheesy

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Crime / Re: Covid-19: Fraud, Lies: Kemi Olunloyo Exposes Imo Govt.,ncdc Dg by josen16322(m): 1:08am On Apr 01, 2020
i said it be4 dis corona virus confirm cases in 9ja is not covid19 is like malaria typhoid in duiguise coughin and high body temperature grin grin

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Pets / Re: What Specie Of Snake Is This ? by josen16322(m): 1:01am On Apr 01, 2020
i tink i shud kno dis,becos dey com me snakicologist i study alot of snakes as a career,d name of dis venomous snake is arrow head viper dont bother 2 google it just live it like dat expert is talkin grin grin
Romance / Re: Can Secondary School Relationship Lead To Marriage? by josen16322(m): 1:30pm On Mar 31, 2020
yes is 4 real dis love hapens all d time becos i have witness it wit my 2 naked eyes.true love from secondary skul 2 of my classmate maried like dat wink
Romance / Re: Beware Guys : I Had Sex 10 Times Within A Week And Now This Happened (Picture) by josen16322(m): 1:15pm On Mar 31, 2020
skul 4 thought anytin dat is 2much 4d body wil always ave side effect is in d bible even im not a pastor grin grin
Celebrities / Re: God, Please Infect Me With COVID-19 And Spare Everyone – Oluwo Of Iwo Offers Him by josen16322(m): 9:00am On Mar 31, 2020
PLEASE OO ANYBODY IN DIS FORUM DAT KNOWS HOW 2 REPLY SOMEONE DAT ALWAYS MENTION DEM SHUD PLS TELL HOW 2 REPLY BECOS I HAVE LIKE 3 PEOPLE DAT LOVE 2 MENTION ME DAT I CAN T REPLAY BACK INSTEAD I SEE OPTIONS LIKE quotes,report etc wink
Celebrities / Re: God, Please Infect Me With COVID-19 And Spare Everyone – Oluwo Of Iwo Offers Him by josen16322(m): 8:51am On Mar 31, 2020
sombody is wishin himself corona virus because he knows dat 9ja corona is like a malaria typhoid in disguise if it is d deadly and d angry virus in italy dat is killin people sharp sharp like a chicken dis yoruba man wil neva pray or wish 4 dis kind of virus 4 himself becos in dis country we all know d tribe dat are more afraid 2 die in 9ja so anyone who knows dat man shud tel him 2 shut up abeg grin cheesy
Politics / Re: Are You This Dumb In Nigeria? by josen16322(m): 11:38pm On Mar 30, 2020
d same dummy people and dummy youth dat voted 4d same mallamaboki who went 2d foreigh land 2 criticise 9ja people by callin dem lazy youth sad sad

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Celebrities / Re: Tacha Shares Stunning Photos To Appreciate Buhari For Addressing The Nation by josen16322(m): 11:28pm On Mar 30, 2020
wetin she get self way make her tink say buaria go listen 2 her coment abi na she be winner of bbn d big yatch wey win d bbn self no dey show herself like dis one angry sad
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: FG Starts Immediate Cash Transfer To Poorest Households - Farouk by josen16322(m): 10:44pm On Mar 30, 2020
wat about d poor people livin at oshodi just spray d cash in d air abeg any body wey fast go cash dat is why dey call it cash flow as long as cash is involve grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Long, Green Snake I Killed In My Site (Photos) by josen16322(m): 10:38pm On Mar 30, 2020
maybe d snake wanted 2 play wit yo hand grin grin cheesy

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Long, Green Snake I Killed In My Site (Photos) by josen16322(m): 10:26pm On Mar 30, 2020
is name is green mambila very dangerous cool

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Celebrities / Re: Drake Shares Photos Of His Son Adonis For The 1st Time, Fans React With Shock by josen16322(m): 7:59pm On Mar 30, 2020
as long as drake dad ave and poses black dark skin drake wil also ave a dark chocolate skin child as long as he wil stil ave more baby mamas given him more sons and daughters his next child wil be as black as charcoal dat wil be from is dad side grin grin
Phones / Re: I Need An App For Free Data...like Tweakware by josen16322(m): 3:14pm On Mar 30, 2020
NIGERIA people like awuf die but i got somtin 4u only if u are usin mtn sim and is very very cheap data 4 any phone e.g #50 for 200mb valid till 14days and #200 for 1GB valid till 7days dat's wat am usin right now so if u are interested let me kno wink

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Romance / Re: Lady Allegedly Dropped Her Dildos In Waste Container Cause Her Husband Is Home. by josen16322(m): 2:59pm On Mar 30, 2020
dis Love Machine tin is common in westhern world dose people dey dont even care on how dey dispose it 2d dustbin just look at how she expose everytin 2d world but a nigerian lady cant neva expose herself like dis most especialy wen she knows fully well dat d wastebin is in front of her house.just tink about it undecided undecided
Health / Re: "We Have The Medicine For Coronavirus Cure In Nigeria" - Ooni Of Ife Reveals by josen16322(m): 1:01pm On Mar 30, 2020
aloma bitter and ogidigba is allow >: grin grin
Family / Re: Make Sure You Marry A Woman Who Makes Money by josen16322(m): 2:38am On Mar 30, 2020
wen som women start makin cash more dan their husband dey wil be like i am now d head of d family i can provide half of d tins my children needs be4 u kno it d husband wil be talkin one d wife wil be talkin 2 no more respect 4d husband dis incident is hapenin in my compound dat is y women can neva rule dis country becos wen dey start 2 earn more dan their husband,dem go form pass shit angry

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Health / Re: Man Who Discovers 'Cure' To Coronavirus Needs $100,000 (N36.7m) (Photos) by josen16322(m): 2:31pm On Mar 29, 2020
if dis is som kind of practical joke am a comedian angry grin
Romance / Re: All Time Favourite Porn Stars (A List Pornstars) by josen16322(m): 2:13pm On Mar 29, 2020
i love dem wit big booty and am talkin about lela star,bella bellz,alexis texas and kapri styles just check out lela star and bella bellz u wil kno there is God som where grin cheesy wink
Celebrities / Re: Pastor Gives N45M Donation To His Members In Envelopes (photos) by josen16322(m): 12:11pm On Mar 29, 2020
wat are u sayin
Celebrities / Re: Pastor Gives N45M Donation To His Members In Envelopes (photos) by josen16322(m): 12:03pm On Mar 29, 2020
imagine dis, my mother is one of d few workers at d church now d stupid pastor is telin d workers dat there is no money in d church 2 pay becos of d corona virus can u belief dis shit : angry sad

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