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Business / Re: UBA Reports N30bn Profit In First Quarter Of 2020 by josen16322(m): 8:16am On Apr 24, 2020
4 dis lockdown how com billions profit i need dis kind of pepper in my lockdown house shocked shocked
Health / Re: China Expresses Full Confidence In Nigeria's Determination To Defeat COVID-19 by josen16322(m): 8:11am On Apr 24, 2020
@MERCHANDISER u tink u kno everytin mallam let me tel u dat there is dis news in usa dat is goin viral d people are sayin dat china intentionally makes dis virus spread all over d world killin innocent people and if dis news is true den chinese people i see anywhere in lagos wil be a deadmeat angry angry
Health / Re: Covid19 - Nigerian Govt And The Chinese Doctors by josen16322(m): 8:01am On Apr 24, 2020
china abeg give us small cure 2 fight dis virus rememba all yo product is wat we used everywhere in 9ja.china phones china tv,chinafan,chinagas,electrikettle chinadvd and chinafridge all dis product dat am usin is china made so pls help us wit d cure abeg if not angry
Romance / Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by josen16322(m): 7:49am On Apr 24, 2020
is very obvious becos i tink he love u and at d same time he open up 2u by telin u all his bad secret dat is why he ask u are u single?den u chase him away by answerin no dont u kno dat dis broda heart as been broken in pieces no wonder he dont wanna talk 2u or look at yo face anymore,one of d amazin fact about handsom and atractive guy as u said he was is dat we dont love 2be rejected by girls we want by all means just put dat 2 yo skull simple. smiley wink cheesy wink

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Health / Re: China Expresses Full Confidence In Nigeria's Determination To Defeat COVID-19 by josen16322(m): 1:56am On Apr 24, 2020
i will destroy any china man i see any where in lagos if dey extend these fuvkin lockdown i will roast their skin like suyameat becos i cant die of hunger angry sad sad sad angry angry

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: Group Rejects 2-weeks lockdown extension, threatens to defy order. by josen16322(m): 1:37am On Apr 24, 2020
if dey decide dat d lockdown will continue den i will kill myself if dat is wat GOD want dis hunger 4 up 2days is enough dat will be d end of solomon grandin cry cry
Education / Re: These Animals Have Been On Lockdown This While. Our Is Just Two Weeks by josen16322(m): 11:17pm On Apr 23, 2020
mistakely if dose small children fall inside dat bear prison eh d bear go say omo see meatpie grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: I Decieved Her And Fu*ked Her by josen16322(m): 10:58pm On Apr 23, 2020
dat girl u chop is a mermaid she is comin 4 yo destiny and life which means dat u mess wit d queen of d coast RIP cry cry
Health / Re: NCDC: We’re Running Against Time With Insufficient Laboratories, Ventilators by josen16322(m): 10:47pm On Apr 23, 2020
fu*k ncdc and fu*k fg angry

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Technology Market / Re: Get Your Cheap Data by josen16322(m): 10:30pm On Apr 23, 2020
1gb for 200
75mb for #20
200mb for #50
so wat about dat anybody interested old mtn sim 4real wink
Romance / Re: Curvy Lady Who Want To Pulp Champagne Falls, Expose Her V@gina Publicly by josen16322(m): 7:53pm On Apr 23, 2020
dont mind her jare she want fresh air in disguise grin
Health / Re: United Kingdom To Commence Coronavirus Vaccine Trials On Humans This Week by josen16322(m): 6:39pm On Apr 23, 2020
lai lai mohammed
Health / Re: Do You Personally Know Anyone Who Has Tested Positive Or Died Of Coronavirus? by josen16322(m): 6:16pm On Apr 23, 2020
i tink am suspectin dose ncdc people from day one becos i dont trust dem at all just look at d numbers of all d discharge patients doesnt rhyme wit numbas of confirm cases and death cases sad angry angry

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Health / Re: ECOWAS Appoints Buhari To Coordinate Fight Against COVID-19 In Sub-region by josen16322(m): 6:07pm On Apr 23, 2020
if dis story are real dis means dat ECOWAS is full of illiterate and blind leadin d blind sort of people angry angry( sad sad angry angry angry
Romance / Re: Why Do Black Men Hate Giving Their Women A Head by josen16322(m): 5:59pm On Apr 23, 2020
som girls private property look scary like those vampires wide mouth in d resident evil 3 and 4 movie if u have watch resident evil 3 u will get my point and somtimes am iust scared like their p*ssy is goin 2 bite me and secondly some girls pu*sy look so bushy and rough like a savana forest so why shud a guy risk his own life pleasin and su*kin germs and virus grin grin wink

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Romance / Re: Why Isn't It Okay For Black Men To Date Out by josen16322(m): 5:42pm On Apr 23, 2020
wen a black man married a white woman and dey start havin kids together people called dem mixed race children and dey are d most beautiful kids in d world in 9ja we called dem halfcast which is ofensive dis days, so my dream woman shud be white why becos i want a son dat look like lewis hamilton,leroy sane,theo walcort and a daughter dat look like doja cat,saint west,and mykal mitchell harris;just goto dublin in ireland u will see alot of blackmen marryin white women and dublin men dont give a f*uk grin wink
Sports / Re: Balotelli Tells Thierry Henry That He Loves Eating Fufu And Jollof Rice (Video) by josen16322(m): 5:13pm On Apr 23, 2020
dat is my africa broda from different mother no wonder u strong kakaraka like fufu grin grin
Politics / Re: Covid-19; Atiku Abubakar’s Son On A “death Door” by josen16322(m): 1:38pm On Apr 23, 2020
all d politician in 9ja their children are outside 9ja dat is where atiku son contact d virus dat is y all d public skools still look old fashion d hospitals lack so many tins and now d rich man wit d virus are dyin 28confirm death already dis virus dey enjoy bigman becos abba kyari is a billionaire fact tongue

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Romance / Re: Big Butt Surgery Gone Wrong As Big Bum Begins To Deflate, Lady Cries Out In Pain by josen16322(m): 10:17am On Apr 23, 2020
most of d girls just want 2 put all men in trouble wit their big huge ass like nicki minaj but wat dey dont kno is dat not all men dat like and adore bigass 4a guy like me i prefer dat front tin dat look like casava melon grin cheesy grin
Properties / Re: Noisy Sex: The Notice A Landlord Pasted At His House by josen16322(m): 4:57pm On Apr 22, 2020
dat is wat happen in d house at midnight wen d man got a big long anaconda dick grin

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Deserve To Become Nigeria President In 2023, See Real Fact by josen16322(m): 12:42pm On Apr 21, 2020
Nigeria population is too much dat is y so many graduate and youth are jobless if u see vacancy in one company u will see 1000 jobless folks looking 4 work dat is why i think Nigeria shud divide so dat d population can reduce,biafra all d way.

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Celebrities / Re: Fake Nude Photo: Tacha Blasts A Blackmailer Trying To Scam Her With Edited Pix by josen16322(m): 10:31am On Apr 21, 2020
If i don't know somtin den i ask Google,wen i ask Google wat are d crimes in Nigeria and d list goes on and on u see negative act like fraud,kidnapping,cyber crime,hoodlums,money laundry,money rituals,terrorism etc wen a white man who want 2 invest in d country saw all dis he will look else where embarassed embarassed

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Fashion / Re: Style Your Bump: Ronke Raji Adeola Is One Stylish Mom! by josen16322(m): 4:57pm On Apr 20, 2020
Show us more grin grin grin wink
Romance / Re: CR7, 4 Kids, No Wife Yet... How Useful Is Marriage? by josen16322(m): 4:55pm On Apr 20, 2020
Gerald pique have 2 kids wit shakira why are dey not married

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: 2 Vedic Lifecare Hospital Workers Test Positive In Lagos by josen16322(m): 2:45pm On Apr 20, 2020
If there is no cure 4 dis corona virus and dey keep extendin dis lockdown dat means d poor people in Nigeria are dead man walkin cry cry

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Education / Re: Gov. Uzodinma To Rename IMSU To Mallam Abba Kyari University by josen16322(m): 2:13pm On Apr 20, 2020
U see why igbo people are so dumb d reason y nnamdi azikiwe move d capital of Nigeria to Abuja thinking dat we are all one Nigeria d reason y igbo man can't Neva rule dis useless country,4 uzodima or wat Eva is name is let him go 2 hell wit abba kyari angry sad angry sad sad angry angry
Crime / Re: A Group Of Chinese Men Torture Igbo Guy For No Specific Reason(disturbing Video) by josen16322(m): 1:57pm On Apr 20, 2020
D whole world knows dat Nigeria as a country is very weak and desperate people even south Africa kill many Nigerian in their country free of charge becos dey think 9ja people behave like animals so china is doin d same right now still more 2 come grin

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Romance / Re: Are Men Not Just Confused by josen16322(m): 1:14pm On Apr 20, 2020
@efosky,but I'm not complaining i just wish & pray dat dis Chinese virus free our country so dat i can start goin back 2 hustle becos wit out making cash my life we be a living hell cry
Romance / Re: Another ROMANTIC movie trailer oyinbo won't kill us by josen16322(m): 11:28am On Apr 20, 2020
@Oluromantic explain wat beta okay letbreak it down 4 u in my compound rite now we Ave dis set of guys of 21 stroke 23 some of dem says dey are still a virgin becos dey can't scope a girl but d girls of there age bracket living in d same yard makes u wish and ask God dat u don't want a female child,daughters etc cry kiss
Romance / Re: Are Men Not Just Confused by josen16322(m): 11:03am On Apr 20, 2020
@Liliantalks not every guys in dis hardship country can put their shit 2gether wit out some one helping dem 4 instance look at me i always tot i can make it by myself but i was fukin wrong even my mom told me not 2 date any idle women 4real except love don shark me wink

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