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Ishilove:
Buhahahaha!! Stopeet 😂😂😂

stop what?

Ishilove.

HardBishop:
The guy should go on a revenge mode to all those police officers.. if they retire or died. He should go on manhunt or trace them and execute all those officers

this is you acting a movie script. All that's left for him to do is sue the Police, simple.

This is very harrowing

arantess:
and you didnt assume or infer that chioma has never gifted him anything? because she go take your permission

look yourself in the mirror

I didn't assume, I asked a question.

You should be the one looking in the mirror, not me.

Dapromzy333:
https://news360ng.com/i-may-need-to-take-water-last-words-of-customs-chief-dc-essien-before-slumping-at-national-assembly/


See earlier thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/8135602/custom-officer-slumps-dies-during

they should conduct an autopsy, to ascertain the cause of his death.

VTJN:
go hustle guy no dey find woman wey go give you something. Women are meant to be taken care of

see how you just take jump to conclusion.

arantess:
what did you give your own as gift?
abi good news dey hard to come by for your side?

nothing. I never marry.

Una sabi assume sha. Chai.

Noice. Congrata to them.

What did Chioma give him as his wedding gift?

pu7pl3:
Release date should have been in December

as in, I thought I was the only one who notice this goof. Lol

Carmartng:
As #CHIVIDO24 comes to an end, Davido presents an all-new 2024 GAC GN8 MPV Van as a gift to his newly wedded wife Chioma sponsored by GAC Motor Nigeria. The couple has been trending since their traditional wedding announcement today.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnTD_kdZw2o

Afrobeats star David Adeleke, popularly called Davido and the richest musician in Nigeria, is set to wed his partner Chioma Avril Rowland (aka Chef Chi). This #ChiVido2024 is regarded as the biggest wedding to be hosted in Nigeria, as it’s strictly by invitation only for prominent people. The Adeleke surname is not foreign to many Nigerians; it is a name that is known across many industries in Nigeria.

Experience luxury and elegance with the all-new GN8 MPV Rain or shine, the GN8 is your perfect companion for every journey. The GN8 is the latest model recently introduced by GAC Motor Nigeria, one of the largest Chinese auto manufacturers. It can be compared to its siblings, the GS8 and GS7, which are already popular on Nigerian roads as the top Chinese SUV.

https://carmart.africa/motoring/gac-motor-nigeria-gift-davido-wife-a-brand-new-gac-motor-2024-gn8-mpv-as-a-wedding-gift/

I'm curious, what did his wife Chioma give him for their wedding?

Hmm

ijustdey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP4AhmxnrAI?si=hPDcjvGiyYE3zqBn

https://fij.ng/article/minister-bosun-tijanis-nin-slip-purchased-online-for-n100/

what a shame. I won't be surprise if NIMC deny this, like they always do.

Truth is, you all sat idle and watch it blossom into this plague we now see today.

politicoNG:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-sultan-must-be-guarded-jealously-shettima-tells-sokoto-govt/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR2t9Z3tZKFHEaRrWHU7QVPPja7ogkSErFZREra2DjLq8ON8fCaQ27KPZEk_aem_klfE2gTGlAJrfZeWYSGaIA

Nonsense. The VP is high on religion.

If the sultan is an institution that we need to guard jealously, then, the Oba of Bini also is an institution Nigerians, this include Christians, Muslims and traditionalist need to guard religiously and jealously, after all, the Bini Kingdom can be traced far beyond that of this sultan and others before him.

The VP should stop making nonsense statements that can stir up peoples emotions. The statement is ridiculous.

Lezzlie:
Damn!!!

Then law-abiding citizens should be allowed to carry pistols to defend themselves and not given the license to carry Dane hunters' guns

Lol.

Lezzlie:
I didn't know retired military officers are allowed to carry service pistol after completing their service.

they are, especially senior officers.

tgmservice:
Hello nairaland Fam need you input on this.

I am a married man going to 3 years now.
I was scrolling on Facebook when a Saw a video of man exercising in a Gym.

This man wore a short nicker and you could see the shape of his joystick dangling. His thing was really big
The issue is that when I scrolled down the comment section I saw a comment from my wife since we are friends on FB and this is exactly what she said in verbatim (guess she is not so smart I would see her comments)

" I love to eat this kind of Food" yea including the smiley face

From her profile pic you can clearly see she is a married woman even other people responded to her comment calling her all sort of names like Olosho and the rest, one even said I pity your Husband.


I saw this when I was in the Office and it clearly spoilt my day I could not concentrate at work anymore.
When I got home I challenged her regarding this comment and she said its nothing that its just a joke comment.

I have been angry as she seriously disrespected me and I am considering a divorce from the marriage.

Edited: File photo used for illustration

for many women, when they insult you, they say it's a joke or even accuse you of not having a sense of humor.

The truth is this, since she has told the world the kind of food she likes eating, then she should go ahead and eat it, but definitely not in your house. If she can't conduct herself on social media, as a responsible married woman, then she can't conduct herself anywhere.

I feel you should tell her to go stay with her parents for now, divorce is far off. Let her stay with her parents and let neighbors start asking her parents why their daughter is living with them, instead of her husband.

I'm sure her parents will want to know what's up, then you can tell them your mind.

Caaz:
Now,you don't,but I ve seen some of your posts.

No offense taken.

Okey dokey. It's just that the way you said "Joe" only those I've met offline call me that, online. Anyway, it's all good. My respect to your hubby for taking you out. Cheers.

Negroid001:
Was relaxing on my verandah sometime last week and i witnessed something that had me thinking up till this moment.

For over 2 days a particular pigeon had been visiting my compound and i dismissed it in my subconscious as nothing peculiar. This particular morning though, the pigeon swooped in again, hopped here and there and in one crazy frenzy picked up a piece of discarded rubber material and took off. My eyes followed it and surprisingly it's destination wasn't far, it flew to a piece of erected metal beam opposite my house, curiosity got the better of me and i stood up and observed.
Behold, it had been picking up twigs and sorts for it's partner. The partner was building a nest, and when it arrived she collected the piece of rubber material from the male, tried fitting it in the nest and threw it away when it didn't fit. The male flew took off immediately to get another twig. I somehow forgot about the incident not until this morning i can see both lovebirds cuddled up in a complete nest.

Bam! It hit. Epiphany or whatever you call it. Men are naturally built to be providers and women are home makers.

Don't know what's wrong with this generation and the hype about being woke with women shi. Sounds like a homosexual propaganda to me.
I love women, smart ones, beautiful ones, every one...

It's my duty to provide for the woman i love with what i have at my disposal and it's her responsibility to support me. Together we shall make our abode a Haven. Simple...

Any other thing? Na una sabi.
I'm not weak, neither am i lazy.
I only go women that have interest in me.
I don't simp.

But say i no go provide, that one na lie.

Can't get no better than this bro.

I'm glad you figured it out sooner, than later. Though, aside this whole women being the home maker, make sure the woman you finally settle with, is submissive. It's very important. Trust me.

Caaz:
Thank you joe

erm, do I know you? The way you typed "Joe" it seems kinda... No offense. 🙏

Nice show of culture and attire.

This is what I love... and also the delicacy.

Caaz:
Ishiewu courtesy husby

Dollyjoy ya ze mo yoware

Hell yeah. Exactly what I love... cheers. 🥂

Lezzlie:
Because she had no value and her husband found out many men had access to her.

The privacy of a woman is her value

the very reason women keep their body count, and the amount of times they've had abortions very private, especially to the man they plan to walk down the aisle with.

I'm starting to see reasons why it's prudent for a man to settle down with a woman with little or no body count. Even the little body count, I'll advise the man to move her away from that environment.

abduleez1:
To me, I feel it's partly due to the strike. That strike fvvked many things up for first half of this year. So much movies moved and that's the reason DUNE PART TWO is still the number one movie till now.

Happy birthday man. 🥂🍰

postmann:
Which one you and your papa and your generation do

Postmann!!!! Postmann!!!!! Postmann!!!!!

Happy New Year. Been like ages. How's you and yours?

blingxx:
This will always be funny

this is hilarious

justnaijagist12:
verydarkman sinks Bore hole for a community with no source of water in Kwara state

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLErzgkJjL0?si=J9JpTJuWjfXfZ3ZW

his is even better than the one Peter Obi dug.