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1. i dance naked in the shower and scrub my ass really well
2. i smile when i'm taking a dump like a really dumb smile
3. i rub vaseline on my face as make up
4. i wear g-strings and dance around and even do a lil kareoke infront of da mirror
5. i talk 2 myself like i'm a movie star being interviewed
6. uhm i imagine sleeping with a big fat momma mehn dats shyt
7. i have sex with a hole i dug in my bed
8. i finger domestic animals

woah Mr. Sensitive hope u didnt rehearse dat coz dat wld be faking

cultist as a lova? next thing u know u're Satan's mistress

[quote author=n-guage link=topic=180565.msg2915778#msg2915778 date=1223522447]I hate to anger all the ladies here but ladies LOVE the attention, okay I shouldn't generalize but most ladies love the attention. If you dress so good everyday and no one tries to hit on you, you start feeling ugly and it affects your self-esteem. So these guys are actually helping you.

Ladies only complain when it gets too much. But whats too much? When ten guys approach you in a day? When a guy stays for more than 3 minutes? Trust me most guys who do this do it because it works for them, if ladies have a big conference and agree to say no to every heckler, things would change. But how the mind of females work is a puzzle that can't be solved. On one hand women like expressive and confident guys, on the other hand they hate been approached by a stranger. They also love the attention while at the same time they hate been spoken to by guys they don't know. LADIES GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!![/quote]spoken like a true but honest gentleman

yeah the least u cld do was humour me or dont u have enuff left?

and u're the lady who can't recognise when someone's just messin wicha wat an insane sex

@ j-girl
this is just the attitude u get 4rm a regular thrash talker on the street wat are u , a bigot ?girl take a chill pill b4 i turn chauvinistic on ur ass and i expect roses be handed 2 women but only as a suicide tool after they've gat dumped they can thong thier necks off.

Next 2 fugly ladies i hate ladies who are fcukin stale and here's full of em'

gabrywyl:
Hey Gunpoint. I am Gabry / Gabby and i'm a bitch who's gat guts 2 take on any black dude, one at a time though. I am new here. don't mind the number of post posted by me but am considered new here. Nice to meet you by the way.

yep dats u in the making

and i'll add that we too have curves yeah we do and although ur eye is only going 2 be on one spot *which is not our behind* we cld influence ur sexual urge and make it sky rocket

grey's a is da bomb but tthat bomb stunt dey pulled was crappy!!!

everrybody hates chris which mehn dis series is changin my livestyle i can actually hear rochelle yellin at me wen i go wrong rochelle!!! Rochelle! Tanya! well uhm
Dead like me-this series flopped so bad i had 2 watch young and the restless 4 an hour 2 get ova it. . . . . . . . lol

[quote author=davidylan* link=topic=180817.msg2915724#msg2915724 date=1223518791]pretty silly movie. why would a bachelor keep a baby he found at his doorstep? Shldnt the first thing be to call the police?
What was Jeffery thinking spending on a child he doesnt know and with no birth certificate?

What would he say when he takes the baby in to see the doctor? Stephanie good try but please don't embarrass us with these hopeless story lines.[/quote]now i know u did not just diss my baby stephenie 4 being unprecedented meanwhile u're watchin them pathetic thoughtless movies like hancock and wanted now we all know these are make believes comic relieve even but wat the hell happened 2 nomalcy in wanted aaaah when i buy a movie now i'd check 4 a sign that says 4 elites. coz the crap i'm seeing. . . . . . .only a 1990 nigerian movie cld be worse i mean literally. ride on stephenie can't wait 2 see the movie oh oh wait a minute, a white movie?, wat did dat fat ass steph think she was producing, she better go get a diploma in movie directing b4 sumbady whack the black wax outta her ear

sorry gabby,di>cks don't lie

okay, who are u tryin 2 impress by being a cheapskate?

girl wat i can say is both u and the bitch aint gat class!!!

girl wat i can say is both u and the bitch aint gat class!!!

Note: men hardly have problem with roo many kids only if there's limited funds
women do not need 2 be told when 2 stop
'girl didnt ur momma teach u anitin' sound familiar?

i can't believe someone wld open a sorry ass thread like this well i 4got u existed

so this killer apps wat do they do? kill pple?

'randier' sounds better than randy. with d way pple name their children randy up and down no wonder its reflecting i'm goin with 'randier' as a name anyday any time and uhm i'm Hot so call me

asin real lesbian oh not the type dat tries 2 form 2 impress send her number 2 princejoseph6@yahoo.com when u're thru wit her plssss

ur sex credibility appeal has been [size=18pt]denied![/size]

gabry u're just as disgustin as a male, 'less hair' lol does it matter?

gabrywyl:
You sure I be female nne?

so u think the fact that u shave ur pubes makes u female