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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 2:47pm On Jun 08, 2023
I really don't know the consumption of Camry sha but you can fill up and check
Emeskhalifa:
Morning my ogar, pls I need your advice.
I just started last week in Abuja before the president announced subsidy removal. I was given a Toyota Camry with a weekly remittance of 25k.

With this fuel surge, I will need 38k to full the tank of the Camry, my question is, can you pls help with an approximate estimate of how many KM I will have to cover before the full tank finishes? I use only Bolt app, do you think I can make the 38k of fuel, 25k remittance then some profit for myself before the fuel get exhausted?

Pls I'd humbly anticipate your response and that of other experienced drivers on this forum.

Thanks.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 6:53pm On Jun 07, 2023
I'm not loyal to any of them but got more reasonable trips on bolt yesterday that's why I was using them
XGhost:
As I read your comment, my first thought was "people actually drive on bolt embarassed embarassed??

Lol, nice one. Your last paragraph sums it up nicely.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 6:02pm On Jun 07, 2023
Pearl abeg add my name to the 10k list because I no get shame!! 20 litre of fuel
kanuisagoat:
I didn't see that so let me make it easier for him. Let him credit your account with the 100k for 10 people and I will post evidence of more than 700k earnings monthly.

You will act as an escrow. Once you confirm receipt of the money, I post evidence and you disburse the money appropriately

I want to prove that the edeeot larry1960 is a poor church rat and I want him to go hungry for days.

But if anyone expects me to post my salary on a public forum when the idiot asking me to do it can easily deactivate with nothing to lose, I will not do it
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 5:49pm On Jun 07, 2023
Corolla 2010....did 22.3miles per gallon and 141 miles altogether
Emeskhalifa:
Like your positivity. Dem kuku use negativity talks here almost made me return car go give egbon wey give me car grin

Pls if you won't mind, which make is your car?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase:
After reading the back and forth of this thread, I decided to test the waters too. Bought fuel 20k (27k might fill up because I had some fuel). I started 7am and ended 7pm but drove empty from island to mainland because I was tired (I didn't eat anything all through) and didn't feel like having company

Gross;
Indrive.....4500. (net 4050)
Uber......5800. (Net 4600)
Bolt.....43400 (net 33066)

Total net is 41650. Fuel guage was between ¾ and half. I have top up again with 16k bring net to 25600.

The fuel issue is draining but e no bad like how we dey see am...the economy touch everybody no mean say we go wait for tinubu to come feed us. Who no go no go know.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 9:01pm On May 31, 2023
You need help mentally
Felicity001:
Look at them poverty thinking mentality

Birds of a feather flocks together

What is good about the thinking of a poor man?

Even the Holy books is against the thinking of a poor and foolish man.

Call me a hoodlum
Call me a rascal

I no concern me, but remember these day when you finally get liberated from your low thinking faculty and then grow some balls to tender an apology.
1d.iots
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 7:07pm On May 24, 2023
Who you dey whine? Abeg no jonse my helper
pope191:
Boss incase e touch your heart to help my ministry. I'll appreciate grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 1:18pm On May 23, 2023
I love how pope reasons, in everything you do in life always use brain. No be some people that are always toxic to this thread
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 9:53am On May 21, 2023
I have been waiting for someone to tell him how it is. We have all read how stupid he sound but I really want to hear the stupidity in his voice.
Jibwillz:
Quit sounding like a dingbat bro

The fact that you’re the loudest on here proves you’re the emptiest. And it’s funny how you don’t realize you’re constantly making a föööl of yourself always raging like a demented Bįtch.

No one asked for details of your success but you’re always quick to brandish tales of your imaginary achievements. Reality must hit harder everytime you drop your fone.

A full grown man frequently using the word hater comes off as nothing but a looser.

Take this word of advice:
Grab a knife and chop off those saggy meat inbtw that frustrated thigh of yours cuz you sound like a pvssy everytime I come across your irritating post.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 12:47am On May 18, 2023
Seems you are a bolt staff
Pearl1910:
All of you saying ehailing isn't profitable, it's only for feeding money, yen yen yen, are talking Rubbish
If not that u want to eat like an armed robber, flex like a kidnapper or measure up with a Yahoo boy. U will not call a business that u can make between 10k to 30k profit daily an unprofitable business.

As a partner, who will not raise any finger apart from the capital u used in buying the car, u make 100k profit monthly on the average from ur investment. That's like 3-10% monthly passive income depending on how much u invested in buying the car. And u are complaining. Tell me, how many genuine passive incomes can u make that much from in Nigeria of today.

As a Driver, u can make between 100k and 150k profit every week. If u r starting new and u r lucky to get a car with 50k down payment, even if u borrow to raise d deposit, u can repay ur loan, pay ur partner and still have change in the first week of working. Isn't that commendable? U can live comfortably and be financially confident out of nothing or just 50k/100k deposit/capital.

Finally, as a Partner Driver; if u make from within 100k to 150k every week in profits. Calculate that in a month and tell me if that's not good business.

If u want to talk about repairs and expenses, I will tell u there is nothing in a car that money cannot buy, and there is no expenses too much compared to the profits u will make once u fix it, so as a business man, even if it means u borrow and fix ur car, go ahead, it's not bad. Save for raining day and have depreciation savings. But most of us will eat with out five fingers, leave above our means and be complaining that money on dashboard isn't showing in bank account.

You will be talking down on the business, u r poor, u don't have money, u can't maintain ur car yet u want mega profits, u want to make money doing nothing. U don't even know the basics or what it takes to run a business/company, cos if u did, it will show in d way u talk and analyse things, but u want to look for business you will do... I pity u, at least in ehailing if u no do again u can sell ur car and see small road, most of u talking will enter business and get wrecked and come out with nothing. The best thing for u is to seat on a desk 8-5 and recieve salary at month end.

There is no profitable business without it's own challenges, risks, pit falls, and skills u must master to succeed in it. U must learn d ropes, endure, be patient, be consistent, be positive and with a sprinkle of natural/spiritual principles you will succeed.

I am not saying u must do ehailing, or u shouldn't do other businesses or that ehailing is the best thing to involve in, my own is when u are talking, personalize ur talk and don't generalize. I know people, not one not two who have grown their fleet from 1 to multiple of 5, 10 cars. May God continue to bless d hussle of hardworking people.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 7:12pm On Apr 09, 2023
Quick one, did the guy nack the babe for freehuh Nah that one concern me for this your story
samobaba4u:
[b]SCAMMER! SCAMMER!! SCAMMER!!!

HELP FISH HIM OUT BEFORE HE SCAM ANOTHER INNOCENT SOUL OUT THERE.

This man requested me from Mowe to Lekki. He was making so many calls on our way and his phone was on speaker when he made the calls. When we got to Law school, he said I should turn back to Arepo to inspect a property he was speaking with someone about as we were coming. So I turned and he said we should do that offline. On getting to Arepo, he inspected many properties and hired a Lawyer around to do the necessary documents cos he said he wanted to zeal everything before leaving that his sister (owner of the properties as he claimed) is coming from UK in a couple of days. He collected a account numbers of party involved and including my own and forwarded it to a number he saved on his phone as Account officer and put a call through that he should credit the accounts before 9am on Wednesday. This was Tuesday evening cos it was late before everything was shorted out. I managed to take his pix when my spirit was seriously disturbed and sent it to my relatives. On Tuesday evening, I put a call tru a police family friend in Dolphine Estate informing him I would be coming to his office with a suspect. My plan was park at the station along orsbond once the scammer failed to pay for the properties and my services b4 9am on Wednesday morning cos I know he may give some excuses. On Tuesday evening, he requested one of the agents to organize a babe for him and that one did. That night I locked all doors when he went inside with the babe and kept the keys in my room.

Reasons
1. I thought he may do something bad for the babe and ran away before morning
2. I thought he may be wounded by the babe and the babe may run away before morning
So I wanted to know we are all safe before anybody open the door in the morning.
In the morning, he knock on my door to come and open door and I saw him wearing only boxers and his polo. I asked if the lady was ready to go and he said NO that they just wanted to do Road walk. After like 3mins I checked roud the Estate and could sight them so I ran inside, picked my key and drove towards the exit gate. Unfortunately it was only the lady I saw coming back. When I asked her she said the guy said he quickly want to see a business partner waiting for him in kára. I shouted, the man has escaped. The lady was telling me to calm down that it's not possible. I just told her to quickly go and pick anything he has in the room cos I suspected he never pay. I was asking the lady in charge of the apartment if she had seen alert previous day but maybe she thought it's non of my business that's why she didn't answer me. By the time I tried to call him, he already blocked my number. This is how I was welcome back to business after a short break.

His NO: 08071131690

Please safe some of our innocent colleagues out there from falling to his trap.
I am just imagining if I am on rental or HP and this happened. How would I coop?

If you sight him or pick him as rider you can call 09061430247.

Thanks
Thanks[/b]
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 6:48pm On Mar 27, 2023
Maybe you had more "paid waiting"9! Saturday
Dailyparrot:
Why the discrepancy in commission. I earned 20k gross on Saturday and Sunday respectively.

Please, why the difference in booking fees and total expenses (commissions).
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 7:21pm On Mar 20, 2023
I'm Igbo and some Yoruba refused to pay which lead to issues so I understand how it feels...I don't discuss politics or smile with anybody this period, I move you from a to b and get my pay.
Pearl1910:
If u weren't a victim or if u haven't experienced it before, don't advise.
Its easy to give advise when u aren't affected.
This was not about thugs that politicians dashed money or pay to carry out their hatchet jobs... he said his neighbors and people he taught were his friends victimized him. So don't downplay it or take it lightly.

The Lord will heal our land and save our country.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 9:34am On Mar 20, 2023
Let it go bro, this things happen during election. After 3 weeks politicians won't dash them money again and they will become friends with you
Barbiturate:
Bro, I'm still in shock! The things my Yoruba friend and Yoruba neighbours said/did to me, will never leave my head till I die. The hatred is overwhelming!

I'm now avoiding anything Yoruba!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 8:11am On Feb 28, 2023
When this happens, people will get poorer because salary will not increase and every commodity will multiply. Companies will choose to downsize so will all should be ready but I don't think removing subsidy will make fuel get as high as 800.
Edonna:
Guys av just been thinking lately......if Peter obi or bat man becomes president,they both said they will remove subsidy and if that happens fuel may cost as much as 800 per liter just like diesel(diesel subsidy was removed a long time ago).....and if that happens festac to lekki phase 1 that used to be 5k,6k,7k will now be 15k-20k(will people be able to afford that much?).
I hope this doesn't affect the demands for rides.
What do u think guys?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 8:02pm On Feb 20, 2023
Let not judge, it could be a long trip with surge which the driver chose to risk. We all have taken risky trips but we all should be careful
Glithronix:
How could you risk your life hustling at midnight because of money? huh
2:00 am with a Corolla for that matter!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 9:10pm On Jan 12, 2023
No matter how bad an economic is, food and transport section will still survive because if you no chop nah die straight and if you don't move to work then no money for chop
Seekhimnow:
Subsidy removal cannot end ehailing. People will continue to move from point A to B.

Normally prices of commodities will increase to reflect the new fuel price. Transportation will increase.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 7:38pm On Jan 12, 2023
If subsidy is removed it will affect every sector of the country. Transportation will get the highest hit.
Snrman1:
Once FG remove subsidy can we say goodbye to ehailing ?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 7:32pm On Nov 02, 2022
When they say dangote is worth 100 billion dollars, is the money in his account?
obinoral1179:
let me ask is the money in your account? But you are doing well
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 7:26pm On Nov 02, 2022
Compressor is not bad but the coil is burnt, I had same issue on Saturday. Relax your mind just take it to a good AC technician, they will bring out the compressor and fix it. You would have noticed the compressor bearings wobbling before.
desmondDessi:
Not gas, it was smelling like something is burning. Had a mechanic take a look and he said the smoke was coming from the compressor which I saw too myself
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 4:47pm On Oct 24, 2022
What kind of wickedness is this?
happiness4ever:
No my brother, The engine get problem so I said let me come down and check it.... Then I park na so they carry my motor enter thier office....
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 10:54pm On Oct 12, 2022
30k after commission, feeding and fuel is not possible on a weekday without surge. No give the bros false hope.
Barbiturate:
Yes you can, even more. 7am to 10pm.
From the earnings of some attached screenshots, you can make 30k daily. If you work 6 days a week, you can make over 700k a month.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 9:50am On Sep 28, 2022
Toyota Corolla 2006 for sale @1.75 slightly negotiable.. chat or call 0703
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 5:52pm On Aug 07, 2022
Hehehehe so many scammers has been to this thread and didn't last but I'm not surprised how you keep fooling some people here with self pity. Dull skull I don't give a Bleep about you. Proud beggar looking for go fund me
Johnchrix:
You are being soon fed by your mom, do u know what life is about..can u self sponsor your self in a Nigerian private University without being a son of a rich parent? The last time I checked I'm not the online person who solicits for help or financial assistance online. I am a very hard working guy, I have hustle from pH to Lagos, from mainland to the island, I have serve oga in banana island, if I wanted a normal life I would have just settled for a 60k driving job on the island, which is what you are doing. I made a determination to be a graduate and be more productive to the society, that's why I decided to go to higher institution and it's only oga Felicity that's understands me and has been sending financial assistance, my gratitude goes to him. so who are you to question me? are u the one feeding me? Oga Felicity is the one that supposed to be talking not u but he is silent because he knows my story. If you want to grow in life and attain merited success, u have to suffer. It's normal to meet jobless critic's like you, so I'm not moved.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 3:04pm On Aug 07, 2022
John the beggar I challenge you to post your last semester results with your name, matrix number and all course code showing. If you can't provide it then never in your begging career post on this thread
Johnchrix:
Who is this one shocked better get a job and or have something doing than coming here to speaw trash on my affairs, you will not be credited.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 3:02pm On Aug 07, 2022
You have a job which is to cause nuisance online. Every post from you nah self pity and begi begi...
Johnchrix:
Who is this one shocked better get a job and or have something doing than coming here to speaw trash on my affairs, you will not be credited.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 12:34pm On Aug 07, 2022
Nah this year you get admissions and nah still this year you go graduate.. show us who you dey worship big man!!!
Johnchrix:
Chairman, I will be done this month, I still need 42k. I was tempted to stake game for it yesterday but I said no, so I won't loss. Pls I still need the go fund me.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 12:30pm On Aug 07, 2022
No disrespect but you level of entitlement is irritating. You don dey sound like scam using self pity to play with people's mind
Johnchrix:
Chairman, I will be done this month, I still need 42k. I was tempted to stake game for it yesterday but I said no, so I won't loss. Pls I still need the go fund me.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 11:50am On Jul 28, 2022
Before you type always take a deep breath so oxygen gets to your brain.
dav1002:
You asked me a question and then answered STUPIDLY. Smh
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 6:19am On Jul 28, 2022
I'm a non hater but who are you? A hater who deliberately chose not to grow up and acknowledge facts
dav1002:
Who is this one?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 7:18pm On Jul 27, 2022
Rest
dav1002:
Then you refused to listen saying you're motivating drivers
Now you've decided to listen to the words of the people speaking then
You no want motivate drivers again??
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josephase: 6:37pm On Jul 27, 2022
Biko no peace over here����
fk001:
I am here for peace comrade : wink here in Abuja we don't like vawulence

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