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Blowjobs have you seen this movie?

The proposal

2O17:
go and read the thread from the beginning

Exactly,
Funny creature

mejorhofficial:
@ bboy07 why paying ur sibling school fees when education is free down here in Akwa Ibom State

Schools are never completely free in Nigeria, however you don't expect profit made from Gala to pay a school fee.

Only God knows who is real anyway, one thing is Let then keep scamming us while God keep blessing us.

Note: Am not saying he's a scam Oooh, infact, I believe him.

alfonso36:
bro I understand the cost issues bro that's why I ask if he could help, currently I don't have a phone of my own, it's my friends own that I do borrow to come here, God knows I don't have 1kobo as I'm typing this, and that is my only shot at having a phone, No vex I just dey think if he could help.

Save money Bro, what you're asking for is something very dangerous.

samhay:
This things come expensive pass my side here ó especially dis semo and spatula, even if i turn exporter from here, I go still make profit. Boss let me be supplying you and be the seller

See this Igbo man

omoluabiguy:
You sabi. Software Engineers and Medical doctors are the new days millionaires

How about Telecommunication Science/ Telecommunication Engineering?

TWoods:
Americans do not go around asking you to file for a US visa, we line up in millions every day for it, willingly. The visas don't come for free... those fees pay to keep visa officers who receive and process your application and then interview you, the cost to run background checks on your application, print a visa for you... do you expect to receive all those for free?

You have the power to stop them from using you as a business venture, you can choose not to apply at all. I doubt America will care one bit.

I doubt anyone forced you to view the thread as well.
Create your own thread to protest your own point of view. Derailing is not moral eaither.

The old woman in your village as finally gotten your number!!

Congregations

Slaye:
See them up there, 90% of nairalanders are very useless, you people don't want to help him but you can bad mouth, you guys should leave him for me, I will assist him till he gets a job @ Danal, modify your post and remove account number, no need to beg all these people they will only mock you, I am glad that few people here rendered support that should be enough for you for now. Cuteguy Wil do more if he sees this.

Exactly
They never want to help but still spill the trash

nelem:
1. there are some eateries/shops were you can get stuffs around JKK. There is bazaar super mart just behind JKK street, there is also Sweet sensation on town planning road

2. from iyana ipaja:
a. get to oshodi, from there you can pick a bike to jkk or you can board a keke heading to anthony (n.b-they will pass sweet sensation which is coincidentally on town planning road)
b. you can get to ikeja or maryland then board anthony-palm grove-onipanu bus and then alight at town planning(where you have gt bank) then keep walking up to jkk it is after sterling bank building

3. i no know that one ooo.
hope this helps

Aamstih
You can just walk downward after getting to Antony Bus stop
It's very easy to locate
You can as well use your map after getting to Anthony Bus Stop.

TWoods:
FYI to folks who will want to ask personal questions:

1. Note - do NOT simply copy interview Q&As that others post here. Make it your own, don't be lazy. All of you did not find alumni who recommended obscure colleges to you.

2. Do NOT send me emails for general questions that can easily be answered here or might help others. You defeat the purpose of this thread. Only send me emails on questions that you wish to keep private. You can trust that all that you say to me in private will stay there.

For those of you going for interviews soon, i wish you all the best! Be confident, spend less time rehearsing and cramming. You do not need to rehearse your reasons for selecting a school or major... this is your life, you should know it even if i woke you up from sleep to ask you.

Can't believe it's you typing without adding a single insult.
Wish this attitude last

Abiodunne:
yayyyyy help scream God is good!!!! Finally my application has been approved.

Yes!!
He's really Good.
Congregations

Youngsage:
who cares

What did you say?

suregalluv:
14yrs old proud of being pregnant and even boasting of not capable of being a "house-sharer" with her boss?
Mehn this world is really turning upside down. I feel for the woman

She's been told what to say, the best is she just let the wife cater for her as a kid.

Kid mother and Babu

valdes00:
And somebody say yahoo no dey pay again

Tell me how it pays now?
He's being arrested, prosecuted, maybe will spend the rest of his life in Jail.

Who knows?

Yahoo or any form of fraudulent activities doesn't pays!!

Tekecoms1:
Autocorrect iyaff do you strong � thing.

Lol

ahyoncolar:
Hi guys! Visa got approved this Monday at Lagos Embassy.

Being my first time, I got to the street that lead to the embassy very early (around 6:30am because my appointment was for 8am). I was bombarded by some mobile business centres guys who paraded me without giving me any breathing space. Not so long after the parade, I realised that some of my documents were missing. I had no choice than to engage one of those guys. They helped me print out all the missing documents at the rate of 1,000 naira (I wanted to cry though). After this I moved to the embassy entrance immediately. On getting to the police check point, I realised that mobile phones were not allowed at the venue. I look for a police officer to drop the phone with. She charged me a bill of 1,000 to help me keep the phone. I was so frustrated as that was the last card on me. At that point, I made a prayer to God that I must not go home with my passport as this stress and spending was too much. I was sweating profusely and later join the line at the embassy. Little did I know that I am going into another queuing. Anyways, after all the paparazzi, I was sent to a VO line. On getting to the line, I started observing people that are being interviewed by the VO. The VO was just denying people of visa. I was like, who is this wicked lady. At that point I was afraid and shaking. But I said to myself, I am going home with the white paper. I was tempted to change line, I discovered that other lines too were like the same. I just calm down at my line. After a lot of people were denied, I think one was approved, it got to my turn. I said, God favour me. Then the conversation started as follow;

VO: Good morning
Me: Good morning
VO: Your documents please.
Me: I gave her the documents (I20, Sevis Receipt and International Passport)
VO: Checking the documents and typing. After few seconds, you are going to illinois for doctorate degree (she was talking to herself while typing).
Me: I was looking at her.
VO: What is your highest degree of qualification
Me: BSc. First Class
VO: Really? But you are going for PhD. Okay you will be doing the masters along.
Me: I was just looking at her as she answered herself. I only nodded my head in agreement.
VO: She typed a little bit. How many schools did you applied to?
Me: Two schools, I named the schools
VO: Why have you decided to go for UIC?
Me: (Stammering) I listed three reasons as she was looking at me.
VO: What did you studied for BSc.?
Me: Chemical Engineering
VO: She looked at the I20. Okay you will be studying Chemical Engineering too.
VO: Have you traveled out before?
Me: No
VO: Why? (straight face)
Me: Because I have not had any reason to do that until now.
VO: She nodded her head
VO: What was your research area
Me: Kinetics and reaction engineering
VO: What will you be focusing on at UIC?
Me: Kinetics and reaction engineering
VO: What is Kinetics and reaction engineering? (straight face with full attention on me)
Me: (I was like, thank God) I answered her to the extent that she stopped me.
VO: What is your role at your place of work?
Me: I told her and stylishly relate it to process engineering, though they are related.
VO: Do you know anybody in USA?
Me: No
VO: Are you willing to pay for your bills?
Me: Yes. (I was like - who will say no?)
VO: Your Visa is approved. She gave me a white paper and circle my visa pick up point.
Every other things she said, I did not listen. I just wanted to leave the hall.
On leaving the hall, the police woman saw my face, among all other faces that were coming out from the visa office, she decided that she was not going to give me my 500 naira change. She latter calculated my transport fare for me and gave me 200 naira to return to Shomolu. Who am I to complain. At least I have my visa anyways. then I left the location.

The ONLY documents checked were;
1. I20
2. Sevis receipt
3. International Passport

Remark: I tried to see if I could get a science to the process, I can only say, the only thing is God's grace and favour. I prayed and prayed. Of course, I practiced with a lot of transcripts from here as given to me by my friend. I also spoke with other students that have passed through the process.

Thanks everybody. May God bless you.

Congratulations Bro
Go and succeeded!!

BlowJobs:
Why do threads like these makes home page?

Passengers From Owerri To Onitsha Involved In Accident, 5 Dead (Graphic Photos)

Actor Olasunkanmi Akanni Olohunyo Involved In Auto Accident (Photos)

Gas Tank Explodes At Okpokiri Station In Owerri, Kills 5, Injures Others (Graphic)

Viking Cult Members Survive Motor Accident (Photos)

Man Who Was To Wed In December Killed In The Accident In Imo (Graphic Photos)

Father Of 6 Declared Wanted For Raping His Wife’s Sales Girl (Photo)

1st Class Graduate Had Accident On His Way To Lagos For NYSC, Spine Cord Affected

Woman Gives Birth To Baby At A Plaza In Uyo, As Crowd Gather (Photos)

I am starting to see what Mrs K means as too much bad news. What should people do with the picture of the accident? or picture of badly injured people, decapitated human bodies or burnt victims?

What exactly is the purpose of the horrifying pictures? it doesn't honor the victims at all. it dehumanizes them. So what it the purpose of those threads on the home page? it is still morning and so much bad news on the home page.

We need to do better collectively.

Hello
Please I need you to know that it's just a business strategy.

Nice thread!!

BlowJobs:
Yeah sure.. I'll respond to your PM later today. Or follow me so i follow back.

Hello

Good work here Blowjobs
I will like to ask

Can someone in Germany benefit from this exchange program?

TWoods:
Of course, God works in ways beyond our imagination... we see it in the complexity of life on earth. I've also read about the early old testament kings and new testament apostles. The one thing you will notice is that these were men of deep integrity, men of virtue, men of quality, although they weren't perfect. Can YOU stand the beatings, jailings and pain that apostle Peter endured by virtue of his decision to follow Jesus? Are you comparing yourself to David who spent years in the wilderness trying to avoid death at the hands of Saul? What of Joseph? Are you willing to go to jail, be a servant, be betrayed by your own kin, all the while maintaining a joyful attitude? These were men, who even in the face of adversity, refused to compromise their integrity... can we say the same of Nigerians?

We love to claim "grace" but cannot be counted on to endure 0.001% of the pain that the prophets of old endured. Yes God singled them out through grace, but you bet they paid a heavy price for that calling. You folks can't even be counted on to stay on a line without trying to cheat your way forward... sure grace indeed. When it comes to visas, nigerians want grace. When it comes to hard work and integrity, we find them massively wanting.

Maybe you got it wrong again.

Can you differentiate between grace and reward?
I guess you forgot to consider Solomon

TWoods:
I like your last line. In there lies the irony that you obviously missed. It seems God’s “favor” only exists in countries where people are too incompetent to rule themselves. Favor is simply grace unmerited. Favor is being able to wake up when others don’t, it is being blessed to breathe, enjoy good health and long life. Favor is NOT when you obtain a visa. The decision on whether a visa is issued or not isn’t based on how long you prayed or how well you fasted. It’s based on the fact that you met a clear set of criteria best known to the VO who interviewed you. Others may not get visas, but you don’t get to see the rationale for why they were denied. You have zero idea if they had once misrepresented themselves in previous applications. You have no clue if they have prior histories of visa denials... to say you were favored over them is to perpetuate the stereotype that we are a lazy people overly dependent on the spiritual since we are unable to think for ourselves. If we were competent enough to run a corrupt-free country, where everyone does the right thing, we won’t need a visa to go to America in the first place.

Let’s get real, we pray really hard, not because we love God, but because there is no hope elsewhere. We are simply emergency “Christians”, forced to lean on the spiritual in the face of grinding poverty and pervasive despondency.

I do not depend on favor to have electricity at home or travel to Germany tomorrow. I just benefit from being part of a society where integrity and hard work is favored over endless hypocritical church going.

You're wrong Bro, maybe as you have always been when it comes to the acknowledgement of God, it's isn't a surprise because the way God works is beyond your imagination, especially those far from him.
Why not read about Peter, Joseph, David, Daniel, Solomon and other distinguished youths we have in the Bible that were singled out through this same said grace and see how they got the grace among those that still has the said breath.

God's grace appears in all manner of ways!!

Damilare5882:
My visa was approved today at Lagos by the Lady in Window 5....I was fully prepared after undergoing series of mock exam from @omoluabiguy ( big ups to you bro) and my God sent (Taiwo....she has been there for me right from the day1 that i started this application ....I really appreciate you biiiiigggggg time)...............Big ups to @bigfrancis for helping me to pay for my sevis and i20 fee........big ups to the big madam in the house @lagosismyhome for helping me to proofread my SOP......and to my fellow nairalanders.. i really wanna say a big thank you to you all

My transcript goes thus:

No greeting as she had a straight face..... me sef just give am straight face

VO: Your passport and i20 pls?( i passed it to her )
VO: Which school are you going to in the US
Me: Eastern Illinois University
Vo: To do what ?
ME: To study and acquire my professional masters in Geographical information system and cartography
VO: Why did you pick GIS ?...(I heard her oo but i wasn't prepared for the way she re framed the question, So i said pardon? ... because i was trying to boot an answer to give to that ..so she repeated the question again,so as not to waste time , i just gave one rough answer that came to my head at that particular time but that wasn't the answer i prepared to give , i dont know how and why i just went blank)
Me: I picked GIS because it will give me the opportunity to solve Nigeria problem in sectors such as transportation, housing and public health..(she was typing very fast.. she just paused all of a sudden and stared at me.....and said..Do you mean you wanna solve Nigeria problems with cartography?)
Me: I quickly re framed the answer and said NO, i mean Nigerian Urban problems.( for my mind , i just dey talk say.. oboi , you don fck up.............i sha stayed focused.....she typed for some few seconds again)
Vo: Was any test required for this degree?
Me: No test was required but i wrote TOEFL
Vo: How did you do?
Me: I Scored 75
Vo: Who is paying for your tuition
Me: My uncle
Vo: What does he do?
Me: Hes into real estates.... buying and selling of lands and houses
Vo: When did you graduated?
Me: 2014
Vo: Which school?
Me: LAUTECH
Vo: Whats your highest qualification?
Me: B.tech Urban and regional planning
Vo: So what have you been doing since you graduated
Me: I enrolled for a certificate course in GIS that gave me the preliminary knowledge in GIS which i concluded some few months ago and also i have a side business that i run which is buying and selling of building materials majorly cement 'which i also supply to regional environment'( this one na ajasa oo)
Vo: How long have you been running this business?
Me: 4yrs
Vo: Whats going to happen to your business when you are gone?
Me: My mom will take charge till i get back
Vo:Whats the duration of your course?
Me: 2 yrs
Vo:Have traveled before?
Me:YES
Vo:where?
Me:South Africa
Vo:Are you married?
Me:NO
Vo:Do you have kids?
Me:Yes

(she typed for like 30secs and then she said the magic word...'' i will be approving your visa bla bla bla bla'').............i just went on ghost mode!!!!.............like i dont know if i should laugh smile or cry

Note: I applied for visiting around june but i was denied

All the same ..Grace and favor spoke for me!!!!!! Thanks to GOD!!

Yes, the grace that meets!!

Congratulations!!

LagosismyHome:
TBC

Is this a suspense Movie or is this the new released version of doing transcript ...

abi NEPA don off light .

Super story that's so real and interesting

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
lol, my signature has casted . getting an F-1 seems to be getting harder these days.

It will be easier!!

Stanleych007:
You almost got your visa until that leave of absense talk. No Chinese firm would do that..Try and refire but this time avoid those coming back to resume in Huawei talk..Good luck..

Exactly

Senate111:
I guess the number of denial with good response today alone justifies the testimony(transcript) of Cassy14 when she rightly stated the number of denial before hers showing her gratitude to God.

I dont know if God seats in heaven & carries out visa lotteries on who to grant visa like you jokingly or mockingly said, but am certain it takes Gods favour to secure one. Eccl 9:11 the race is not to the swift nor the battle is to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor riches to men of understanding nor yet favour to men of skills.

That you sleep & rise, got ur visa while others did not or you got a job and others were not as lucky as u were is not because you are better, but because a higher authority chose to set you apart. You may call it luck but I call it favour.

So if you have forgotten the place of God in one's life by reason of long stay in the USA, I suggest u return to Nigeria and learn or relearn what Gods favour truelly is.

I love this!!

scaezar:
I hope scholarship boosts chances of visa approval sha...

Yes in some cases.

Financial capability guaranteed

Writing SAT will help you get funding

choose your University according to your Major!!
1.UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT
2.UNIVERSITY OF IDAHO
3.UNIVERSITY OF NORTHWOOD
4.IDAHO STATE UNIVERSITY
5.TROY UNIVERSITY
6.ARKANSAS TECH UNiVERSITY
7.ARKANSAS STATE UNIVERSITY
8.BEMIDJI STATE UNIVERSITY
9.UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS AT AUSTIN
10.UNIVERSITY OF NEW MEXICO
11.UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS AT ARLINGTON
12.UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS AT DALLAS
13.UNIVERSITY OF FINDLAY FOR MBA STUDENTS
14.TRUMAN UNIVERSITY
15.MISSISSIPPI STATE UNIVERSITY FOR WOMEN
16.MISSISSIPPI SATE UNIVERSITY
17.MISSOURI STATE UNIVERSITY
18.NORTHWEST MISSOURI STATE UNIVERSITY
19.YALE UNIVERSITY FOR STRONG ACADEMIC CANDIDATES
20.MINNESOTA STATE UNIVERSITY,MANKATO
21.MINNESOTA STATE UNIVERSITY,MOORHEAD
22.SAINT CLOUD STATE UNIVERSITY
23.COLLEGE OF SAN MATEO
24.WESTCLIFF UNIVERSITY(having no ielts)
25.OHIO VALLEY UNIVERSITY(Having no ielts)
26.MARYVILLE UNIVERSITY OF ST. LOUIS
27.STRATFORD UNIVERSITY
28.FUTON COLLEGE ( having no ielts)
29.WEST VIRGINIA WESLEYAM COLLEGE
30.JOHNSON AND WALES UNIVERSITY
31.WICHITA STATE UNIVERSITY( I AM INTERNATIONAL REPRESENTATIVE OF THIS UNIVERSITY)
32.PENNSYLVANIA STATE UNIVERSITY
33.WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY
34.CALIFORNIA STATE UNIVERSITY
35.Alabama Agriculture And Mechanical University
36.Alabama State University
37.Amridge University
38.Andrew Jackson University
39.Auburn University
40.Auburn University Montgomery
41.Bevill State Community College
42.Birmingham Southern College
43.Central Alabama Community College
44.Chattahoochee Valley Community College
45.Columbia Southern University
46.Enterprise Ozark Community College
47.Faulkner University
48.Gadsden State Community College
49.H Councill Trenholm State Technical College
50.Herzing University Birmingham
51.Jacksonville State University
52.Jefferson Davis Community College
56.Jefferson State Community College
57.John C. Calhoun State Community College
58.Judson College
59.Northeast Alabama Community College
60.Northwest Shoals Community College - Phil Campbell Campus
61.Northwest Shoals Community College - Shoals Campus
62.Samford University
63.South University - Alabama Colleges, Montgomery Campus
64.Southeastern Bible College
65.Spring Hill College
66.Stillman College
67.Troy University
68.Troy University - Dothan Campus
69.Troy University - Montgomery Campus
70.Troy University - Phenix City Campus
71.Troy University - Troy Campus
72.Tuskegee University
73.United States Sports Academy
74.University of Alabama
75.University of Alabama At Birmingham
76.University of Alabama In Huntsville
77.University of Mobile
78.University of Montevallo
79.University of North Alabama
80.University of Phoenix, Birmingham Campus
81.University of South Alabama
82.University of West Alabama
83.Virginia College
84.Virginia College At Birmingham
85.California University of Pennsylvania
86.Carlow University
87.Carnegie Mellon University
88.Cedar Crest College
89.Chatham University
90..Wallace State Community College

BlowJobs:
The bank lend him the money.

I think his pay is actually 350/400. The rest goes towards the machine's welfare.

Oh my God.
USA really make things easier!!