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Romance / Re: Qualities A Man Must Possess To Become A Suitable Husband by joshfire(m): 2:13am On Jan 12, 2016
tosyne2much:
Thanks bro.. God bless you

I think say u go show am why elephant and hipopotemu no de jump?
Religion / Re: Is It Really Compulsory To Go To Church On Sundays?? by joshfire(m): 2:00am On Jan 12, 2016
Jadonjack:


And what makes you think all church goer are believers?!

My point is meant to guid thoss who are confuse about going or not going to church.not those who goes with diffreint motives
Romance / Re: Before You Lose Your Dream Man (must Read) by joshfire(m): 1:56am On Jan 12, 2016
HateU2:
Waoh! I really cried! That's so touching. I promise to be faithful when I find him.


Asin presenly self u be nija badest girl ni..?
Romance / Re: 8 Things Ladies Need To Fix Before A Responsible Man Can Marry Them by joshfire(m): 6:18pm On Jan 10, 2016
tosyne2much:
Wristbangle, the write-up is flawless. Thumbs up baba cheesy


Since you have started the aluta, lemme continue cool


9. Not Replying PMs

Each time I send avalanche of PMs to a lady and she intentionally decides not to reply, I will shake my head for such a lady, and my respect and regard for such a lady will dwindle afterwards. This reminds me when I sent a PM to a lady (don't ask me for her moniker cheesy ). She replied and the following conversation ensued

"Tosyne2much: Hello Miss.......


Miss...... : Tosyne, please I want to draw your attention to something, please, don't ever send me a PM cos I'm not looking for a boyfriend on nairaland. I know your intention of sending PM. Please I'm in a relationship that will land on the alta soon, so don't think you can get me with your 10 things 10 that, so steer clear off me

10. Being Too Hostile

Many ladies have lost potential husbands due to ignorance and hostility. However, many have chased their husbands away just because they couldn't answer the question "where did you get my PIN or phone number?" . Last month, I added a lady on BBM and before I knew it, she PING me saying I won't succeed if I added her with the intention of getting under her skirt. She further added that I should introduce myself, or else, she will use the deleted feature at once. They need to stop this silly attitude in order not to be placed on LOX, so that they can attract responsible "chairmen" like us


*Nobody should quote me, or else, I will show you why elephants and hippopotamus are the only mammals that cant jump* cool



*Permit me to add this Bonus*


Social Media Addiction

A lady needs to be apply moderation in surfing the web. Sometimes you will see a lady registered on all social media bashing guys here and there, and giving 1, 000 reasons as to why they can't date guys like Cutehector, TheSonOfMark, Decker, Agawaru23, etc simply because they aren't working in Shell or Chevron. The same lady is registered on Twitter, Badoo, Facebook, Mocospace, Instagram, 2go, and the likes, giving relationship advice at odds hours (1am- 5am). Haba na only u ? I can't imagine dating such a lady

*Nobody should quote me, otherwise, I wil show you why elephants and hippopotamus are the only mammals that can't jump* cool

Abeg tell them
This need fp
Religion / Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by joshfire(m): 10:36am On Jan 10, 2016
andyanders:

How can you be arguing with a man who is addicted to women. There is nothing right with his senses hence the things that he is addicted to are women.Never argue with such people.


And am very sure he is talking this trash on top of one bitch that got him comfuse since he can't think straght any more
Religion / Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by joshfire(m): 10:25am On Jan 10, 2016
great664:
Yes it wasn't law then but someone has broken them or prove that it's possible so why did they in later years made it law?

#AskYourself

Yes ooh ,they should have consider it lawless since it became possible by one man..abeg let the first guy leve trash for lawma
Religion / Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by joshfire(m): 10:21am On Jan 10, 2016
mrphysics:
state the law of physics broken by Christ.

Gravitational fors due to water light density

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Religion / Re: Is It Really Compulsory To Go To Church On Sundays?? by joshfire(m): 10:01am On Jan 10, 2016
Swaggzkid:
Op the answer is No.


why I say no is because to my understanding the bible didn't say we should be going to church every Sunday, But rather keep the Sabbath day holy.


You worship God in spirit and in truth, so what am tryna say in essence is that, if you stay at home on a Sunday, reading and meditating the word of God. Not just that, but practice and remember what you read vividly.


If you do like I have stated here, guy I bet you will be better than all these church goers . Some people go to church just to be seen in their new starched material by ladies and opposite sex. while some to charge phone. All na curses them dey gather lol.


I hope say my comment made sense.





When the bible say "remember to keep the sabbath holy" how do u keep it holy if not in a gathering of fellow believers,jesus attended sinagoge eveyr sabbatht as his custom was till his dipature

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Education / Re: Bad Things You Did In Secondary School? by joshfire(m): 9:14pm On Jan 08, 2016
pussygotlips:
I give my principal belle




Real lie muhamed here

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve With The IMF Boss Christine Lagarde (PHOTOS) by joshfire(m): 6:12pm On Jan 07, 2016
Lilimax:

All join cos all na entrace route... embarassed





(:bros are you explanasions yourself..?
Romance / Re: Why You Should Stop Watching Pornography & Masturbating by joshfire(m): 7:24pm On Jan 05, 2016
[color=#770077][/color]Freqient mastubation causes hairloss and the demonic side effect is that you won't get married ontime and also won't satify ur spouse if u lukey did get married,it also reduce ur confidence,distebilize ur smartness,imput massive shyness even with the opposit sex,create huge gult,its a bad luck on its own,u don't advance in one good stuff,remain retard.for instance"don't you forget things easily?"Ahha that's its..

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Family / Re: Wife's Infidelity; Please Advise. by joshfire(m): 9:11pm On Jan 03, 2016
With you advice on this matter, I can humbly conclude that you are not a good person and you definitely have similar traits to OP's wife.

Gracias


Please!she may be right,do u sugest a divorse which is not the best option
Family / Re: I Saw This On My Wife's Phone.....should I Be Worried? by joshfire(m): 4:27pm On Jan 02, 2016
(:wow that's serious,it takes a true God fearing christian not to fall into such trap
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Refers To A Man As 'My Queen'; Fans React by joshfire(m): 5:20pm On Dec 28, 2015
Basket mouth just wan crack another one and nija enter ..
Music Business / Re: CD Marketer And Distributer by joshfire(m): 9:59pm On Dec 26, 2015
Please my sweet friends I need help,am a gospel artist,and I think I would love to sell just my master disc to skip every other process I don't want to follow in publishing it because of time..how do I get buyers please..?
Family / Re: My Mom Is Missing by joshfire(m): 8:11pm On Dec 26, 2015
Your mom will scale through for God will give his angel charge over her that she will not dash her foot against a stone in jesus ...Amen
Politics / Re: Photos: Terrible Accident On Stadium Flyover Leading To Alaka Lagos by joshfire(m): 10:29am On Dec 26, 2015
[s][/s] :ojesus saves jeeeesus saves
Celebrities / Re: Billionaire Daughter Oyin Adenuga Stunning New Photos by joshfire(m): 9:16am On Dec 26, 2015
Help oooooooooooooo!!! I can't save the pictuers plealssss
Romance / Re: Can A Guy and a lady be "Just Friends"? by joshfire(m): 11:40am On Dec 25, 2015
(;Its very posible for the opposit sex to just be friends and yet have no sexuall kind of love for each other,I have one that I can support when she needs it and we both have no such feelings cos we advise each other about relationship too,one of my good friend also have so many female friends and they help each other a lot without such feelings,so it does exit..what I also think is that when one is porn addicted,you don't think straight,you feel like banging the opposit sex when such. Relationship exit and the other might not know it..

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo And Family In Adorable Christmas Photos by joshfire(m): 10:42am On Dec 25, 2015
Yesss cute family
Crime / Re: Father Of Three Raped Nine Children In Ebonyi by joshfire(m): 7:45am On Dec 25, 2015
Could he be a ritualist....?..I have a bad feelin about him towards his owne children

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